RC's idea here:
"...how about a silly thread in which we come up with the ideal Christmas gifts for folks we think about a lot and not necessarily with great charity? Examples:
John Ashcroft: Burkas for his female staff.
George Bush: The Muppets Reader.
Michael Jackson: My limited imagination fails me on this one.
Saddam? Go for it.
Rick Santorum: A Kennel Club membership
Wanna play?"
Sure, we need a nice diversion. Go, readers.
