Wednesday, January 21

The SOTU Promised Us The Moon, The Stars And...Hey, Wait A Minute

...Also left out was any mention of the president's proposal, made only last week, to send astronauts to the moon as the first step of a program to land humans on Mars. Polls have found that many voters are unenthusiastic about spending the money an expanded manned space program would take.

"It's not real popular," an administration official said.