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Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, November 2

My Internet Time Ticks Down... 


(NEGRIL, JAMAICA) - ...at least for tonight. Official State Election Sites:
Follow Ohio here.
Follow Florida here.
Follow Pennsylvania here.
Follow Michigan here.

For any state, do a Google Search for "[NAME OF STATE] state election". Bypass the news nuts. Keep your sanity. Stay calm. Kerry's right. No matter the outcome, things will change for the better, no matter who wins. I'll be up watching with you guys from the cloudy Caribbean - hoping America wised up in time for a brand new tomorrow.

Victory.


Zogby Gives Kerry the Win 


We're Here and We're Live 



Hit the button. In the middle of two thunderstorms, I'm here at the internet bar in Negril, Jamaica. If you wanna join our little support group, we're here from 6 to 8pm EST. Let us know how voting went in your area. I'll be alternating chatting with taking swigs of Red Stripe, so the evening may get a little funnier as time goes on. And remember...



Hoffmania Posts for Monday, November 1

Clarity from The Gleaner 


(NEGRIL, JAMAICA) - America was once seen as a friendly country by Jamaica. In fact, there are very few countries Jamaica really has a beef with. But we've always been seen as a dependable ally, if for no other reason than their dependence on our tourism.

So when Jamaica - also known as Mother Nature's Beautiful Daughter - is expressing fear at another four years of a Bush presidency, there is something horribly wrong. Ian Boyne of the Jamaica Gleaner wrote a powerful essay in yesterday's edition, and I'm posting it in hopes that many Americans will see how our government has been downright scaring other countries. If this is an image you like - a government that's seen as a bully to the gentler parts of the third world - then I guess my desire for you to vote for Kerry might be far fetched.

Read this. Pass it along. It's something missing from American media - perspective. I'm unashamedly reprinting the whole thing here. It's worth it. Boyne wants to speak to America through his homeland newspaper. We're happy to give him his voice.
The US election: What's at stake?
published: Sunday | October 31, 2004
Ian Boyne, Contributor

"In the 25 years since I started working in mental health, I have never experienced the intensity of focused fear on the outcome of an election as I am experiencing this year. Many of my patients are as afraid of having another four years of a Bush presidency as they are of the terrorists."
New York Psychologist Mary Frederick.


IT'S NOT just many Americans who are scared to death of George W. Bush's return to the White House for another four years: Much of the world is equally, if not more, terrified at that not unlikely prospect. Never has a U.S. President caused as much consternation and apprehension in the international community as has George W. Bush, America's 'born again' president. Many Americans are worried to death that Mr. Bush has so squandered America's goodwill and has so angered militant Muslims and other American detractors that American security is actually more threatened, rather than strengthened, under the Bush presidency.

The Europeans and the people of the Third World have perhaps even greater reasons to be alarmed at the prospects of George Bush's being declared winner on Tuesday night: It will mean a victory and the legitimising of a most pernicious doctrine, that of pre-emption; and the justification of a style of leadership which elevates force over international law and unilateralism over multilateral cooperation and consensus-building.

QUESTIONS RAISED

No less a prestigious journal in international relations than Foreign Affairs, in its just-released November/December issue, raises serious questions about the dangers of the Bush Doctrine of Preemption, or anticipatory self-defence. In an article on 'The sources of American legitimacy', Robert Tucker, professor emeritus of American foreign policy at Johns Hopkins University, David Hendrickson and Robert J. Fox, distinguished service professor at Colorado College say, "How to restore legitimacy has thus become a central question for U.S. foreign policy."

The scholars show the long history of American adherence to the principle of international law and multilaterialism, however chequered has been the practice.

"Just as civilisation itself is distinguished by the insistence that conflicts be settled by means other than brute force, so U.S. post-war leaders insisted that international relations be ordered by the same principle."

The scholars note the contempt of the Bush administration for international law and any notion of constraint on U.S. power. They quote Undersecretary of State for Arms Control and International Security, John Bolton, who said in the late 1990s that, "It is a big mistake for us to grant any validity to international law even when it may seem in our short-term interest to do so, because over the long term the goal of those who think that international law really means anything are those who want to constrict the United States."

OFFICIAL ARROGANCE

This is the kind of official arrogance and demagoguery which have characterised the Bush administration, and which accounts for the fact that the entire world will hold its breath on Tuesday to see whether such an administration will be unleashed on the world for another four years. As America is the only superpower standing, with unprecedented power as an empire, it is vitally important that it has a leader who respects international law and who is not a law unto himself, listening only to God.

Hendrickson and Tucker in their Foreign Affairs piece say that Europe's aversion to the world's greatest power "taking the law into its own hands" is not simply postmodern sensibility. Objection to such unilateralism "has been at the core of Western reflection on international relations since the birth of the modern state system and it was axiomatic to America's founders who erected the constitutional regime on the proposition that power must be checked and balanced."

The scholars commented poignantly: "It is a part of the pathology of U.S. power today that the evident need for a constitutional check on the world's most powerful state ­ a constraint the United States would welcome if it were true to its political heritage ­ is now seen to stem from spiteful anti-Americanism."

The Bush administration's failure to ratify the Kyoto Protocol on the environment, as well as the Comprehensive Test Tan Treaty, the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, the International Criminal Court, as well as its declaration of war on Iraq without United Nations authority, is part of its official doctrine of unilateralism and global supremacy. Its vision of the New American Century is a frightening one, and one which will keep the world awake on Tuesday to see just who its next world leader will be.

KERRY FOR WORLD PEACE

John Kerry is not what the doctor ordered, so to speak, but he is better for international peace and security. He respects the rule of law and believes in working closely with key players in the international community. He would restore the multilateralist approach to US foreign policy (though I make the disclaimer that US foreign policy practice before George Bush was not ideal and made in heaven).

John Kerry would begin to build back the soft power of the United States and would win back key constituents in Europe, the Middle East and the wider Third World. John Kerry has had to talk tough and to demonstrate that he can be a big bad wolf, too. America after 9/11 has no patience with a pacifist. That's why John Kerry is running and not Howard Dean.

"This election fundamentally is about the safety of our children, our streets, our airspace," says former Ronald Reagan Chief of Staff Ken Duberstein in an interview with U.S. News and World Report (November 1, 2004) The American election is not about the economy, social security, education etc. It is about the war on terror and who is the best man to protect America's interests.

John Kerry has to pander to these interests and concerns. The world only benefits because Kerry believes that in delivering security to his fellow Americans he needs the cooperation of the Europeans, Middle East players and the United Nations. He believes that he can't go it alone. (See America Alone: The Neo-Conservatives and the Global Order, by Stefan Halper and Jonathan Clarke, foreign policy scholars trained at Oxford and Cambridge. It unmasks the new world order of the doctrinaire set now influencing the Bush administration).

POLITICS OF FEAR

This election, more than any other, is about the politics of fear. John Kerry can't ignore this. He has had to spend all of his time over the last few months trying to convince American voters that he is tough, resolute, decisive and is a butt-kicker when needs be. The Republicans have cast him in the role of a flop-flopping 'softie' who would endanger the security of the American nation and would, in effect, be an invitation to terrorists.

The extent to which George Bush emerges the victor on Tuesday would be the extent to which his politics of fear has triumphed. Fear is a most powerful human motivator, far more powerful than reason, Kerry's chief weapon. But fear almost always trumps reason.

For many, the thinking is as simplistic as that of former New York Governor Mario Cuomo: "The simplest of all issues is war: It's incredibly easy to understand: Evil people came and killed 3,000 right in the heart of our country. We have to destroy them and we have a president who is a genius at communicating simply..."

Kerry is a more nuanced thinker, not given to simplistic arguments and clichés, the stock-in-trade of George Bush. But simplistic, either-or, black-and-white rhetoric works far better on the campaign trail, as Kerry might learn painfully on Tuesday night.

The Economist this week makes the point that over the last four elections no incumbent President has received more votes than the opinion polls indicated he would, but that the challenger usually receives about four per cent more. So the President's getting 50 per cent in the polls and Kerry's getting 46 per cent should not be as worrying to Kerry. If the President falls below his 50 per cent and is seen in the polls as having just 46 per cent or 48 per cent then he should be concerned. It is felt that the swing voters are likely to vote against the incumbent. But then this is no ordinary election. The world did change since September 11, 2001.

RELIGION CONCERNS

The Kerry campaign, I still maintain, has hurt itself by not cleverly and astutely addressing the concerns of the religious community. Many secular commentators don't realise the power Bush wields though the support he receives from Evangelicals and Fundamentalists. Anti-Catholic feelings run strong in certain conservative religious circles in the United States, plus the fact that Kerry is pro-choice and opposes Bush's proposed constitutional amendment to protect the sanctity of man-woman marriage.

People are wondering why is Bush getting so much support from black Americans and Kerry getting less than is traditionally garnered by Democrats. Many blacks are religiously conservative and we underestimate the power of religious television in America. The American Religious Right is not just praying and fasting but working at the grass roots to keep their Born Again President in office to withstand the forces of The Devil who wants to keep religion out of schools, sanction gay marriage and push the "abortion and feminist agenda".

The liberal Nation magazine, in its November 8 issue formally endorsing John Kerry for President, deplores the fact that Bush has "pandered to a base of religious fanatics, many of whom are looking forward to a day of 'rapture' when Jesus returns to earth and kills everyone but them." But it is a powerful base.

WAR AND THE ECONOMY

The shocking report of a group of scientists on Thursday that up to 100,000 civilians might have been killed since the war in Iraq will make little difference to the Fundamentalists and those gripped by fear. That US$140 billion has been spent on a war which was illegal and unnecessary and which diverted resources and focus from the real war on terror and Osama bin Laden will mean little to many American voters.

On the economy, the Bush administration has been a failure. A US$236 billion surplus has been turned into a $422 billion deficit. As of September 30, the US debt is US$7.3 trillion, a record high. The minimum wage is now at an inflation-adjusted 50 year low. President Bush is the first President since Herbert Hoover to have a net loss of jobs ­ approximately 800,000 ­ over his four-year term. The Bush administration implemented regulation which made millions of workers ineligible for overtime pay. Twenty per cent of Bush's tax cut recipients receive 68 per cent of the benefits.

On economic and security grounds, the Bush administration has been a failure: No weapons of mass destruction found, no links between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda verified, no links between Saddam Hussein and September 11. A war which has been bungled and which has claimed more than 1,000 US lives and over 7,000 injured, with insurgencies rising every day.

Yet, George W. Bush is likely to win the elections on Tuesday. Perhaps his Fundamentalist brothers and sisters are right that the world is really coming to an end.
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This Year's Dukakis-In-A-Tank Picture 

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, October 31

How Much Does Jamaica Want Kerry to Win? 


Saw this vehicle WAY the hell out in Negril's West End.



Here's a close-up.



Smart people here. And they get these sunsets as a bonus.



Gonna go vegetate now. Yeah. That's something new. More tomorrow. VOTE. ALL OF YOU.


Live from Negril, Jamaica 11/1/04 


(Actually I wrote this yesterday, but I didn't get to the internet bar until today.)

It takes the removing of one's self from the country in question (USATB, or The Un-united States of America Thanks to Bush) to obtain the moral and psychological clarity to see that because Osama bin Laden pops up to tell that country, "Howdy! I'm still here" - it's fabulous news for the Bush campaign! That's the conclusion of the CNN pundits whose network manages to seep into the Jamaican TV landscape.

Yes, the videotaped proof that American Enemy Number One can run and can hide from Bush to attack another day indeed spells absolute doom for - of course - John Kerry. And to think we all believed that Bush's capturing of OBL was the October surprise! This is even better than Karl Rove could have possibly dreamed in the deepest depravity of his sheer genius! But there he is - OBL on videotape putting down both guys - proving beyond all doubt that this wasn't some historical footage, as Condi Rice would call it...but a tape made . If Kerry doesn't drop out of the race this weekend, he's crazy!

For the benefit of those who aren't catching the extreme sarcasm, allow me to turn it off.

WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON BACK THERE? OBL's alive, and that's good for BUSH!?! Because it reminds Americans what we're fighting against, and that Bush is the man best suited to fight this guy...who...he still hasn't...y'know. Caught. Or even irritated. Think about that. Bush hasn't even annoyed bin Laden. In fact, from what I saw, bin Laden got some pretty tricked-out video equipment since we saw him last.

Folks, Jamaicans are laughing at our government. They are. A country whose voting choice is always between the Jamaican Labour Party and the Jamaican Labour Party Lite? THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US! They wonder why any living soul who can add two single-digit numbers together and have the common sense of an average house fly would want to re-elect "dat crazy mon."

Why? Because we're Americans, dammit. And we're not gonna let no other country tell us what crazy mon to waste our vote on. (Sarcasm again.) It does seem so simple - no matter where you are. And yet, no one seems able (or willing) to make sense of it.

But here we are. As I write this, I'm on the cliffs of Negril looking westward at the vast sea, knowing that over the horizon, people are paying twice as much as we are to stay in Costa Rica. The difference between there and here? Trees.

Yes, Hurricane Ivan did a splendid job of removing just about every shade-producing vegetation from this part of the island. We're seeing it eight weeks after Ivan, and I gotta say that I'm more surprised at what survived than I am at what didn't. While walls and roofs were destroyed, the little thatched-roof bar which our friend Dennis runs was practically spared in pristine condition, along with his Red Stripe stock, which we plowed through last night.

I must say, that despite everyone seeming totally exhausted from getting the area ready for the start of the season next month, spirits are running high, and the people are still an absolute joy to be with. Everyone has a great Ivan story, and we have two weeks to absorb them all.

Also still in business are the mosquitoes - my favorite pet away-from-home whenever we're here. This time, we not only brought the repellent of the gods, but a Sunbeam bug zapper ($24.99 at Costco). The first night, we toasted about 15 of the little bastards, and we were feeling pretty full of ourselves. That is until this morning as I was brushing my teeth, and the following conversation took place.

MOSQUITO: Hey.

ME: Hhph?

MOSQUITO: Here. On the wall.

ME: (spitting) What?

MOSQUITO: Well played. That Sunbeam thing.

ME: Well, the citronella was useless and the coils are lethal to everyone except mosquitoes and why the hell am I talking to a mosquito? And more important, why the hell aren't you speaking Patois?

MOSQUITO: Doesn't matter. So what are you using for skin protection?

ME: Avon Bug Guard Expedition. It works!*
* - Not a paid endorsement

MOSQUITO: Yeah? C'mere. Lemme clue you in. C'mere. I won't bite.

ME: Yes you will.

MOSQUITO: Okay. I'll give you that. But I wanted to clue you in. See what's left of those trees out there? We've been through a friggin' hurricane that shut down the hotel next door. How do I look?

ME: Uh...good I guess.

MOSQUITO: So your spray from Avon's SKin-So-Soft division and that little spark machine in the bedroom? Please.

ME: Gotcha. Can I give you anything to send your guys over to the yuppies in the next villa and leave us alone?

MOSQUITO: No. Sorry. Democratic meat is much better.

ME: But not as thin-skinned as we used to be.

MOSQUITO: Does EVERYTHING you do - even this imaginary conversation with a damned mosquito - ALWAYS have to be political? Now, rinse and we'll talk again.

ME: No we won't. (SLAP)

MOSQUITO: Now you've pissed me off.
So Bullitt, a pissed off mosquito and I will learn to coexist for the next two weeks. After November 2nd, we expect all of you to do the same. It's a metaphor for something, but I'm too relaxed to recognize it. Peace.

(Internet service provided by Easy Rock Cafe. Internet and cold beer. Sweet.)

Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, October 27

We're Gonna Win This Thing 




Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', this is my message to you-ou-ou:

Singin': don't worry 'bout a thing,
'cause every little thing gonna be all right.


Tonight, we head out to our little corner of sanity. The electicity is still spotty after Hurricane Ivan. The supplies will not be as plentiful. The menus will have fewer items from which to choose. But we'll be spending a lot of time looking at the insides of our eyelids with the sounds of tree frogs trilling as our background music. And using 20 cans of Avon Expedition Repellent to ward off those damned mosquitoes.

I'm feeling really good about the election right now. The winds are just too powerful at Kerry's back, and the stormclouds are finally - FINALLY gathering over the once-unstoppable Bush disaster. The media are waking up. The public is waking up. Funny - America, once proud of being cutting-edge and forward thinking, has simply been either too alseep or too afraid to realize what the rest of the world has known for a couple of years. Bush is a menace to safety. A menace to the economy. A menace to morality. A menace to security.

He had the eyes, ears and hearts of an entire planet when the worst attack on American soil occurred on his watch. Instead of accepting that love and loyalty, he squandered it just so he could get his hands on his personal bogeyman. As the monster who didn't make threats but who actually DID attack us is still at large, the wrong bad guy is sitting in jail - as his former country burns with the same smell of death that he himself ignited a decade ago - this time, under the failed "leadership" of the Bush administration.

Meanwhile, as an estimated $220 billion gets plowed through in Iraq, Americans are still scraping to put meals on their tables. To get education for their kids. To get a damned job long after their unemployment benefits have dried up. To get decent pay for the first-responders who risk their own lives in every American town. America is burning with a much different fire. These are our people. Our parents. Our kids. And we must take care of them.

But this adminstration - as much as they like to think of themselves "compassionate" - calls spending anything on Americans "a handout." "Rewarding the lazy." And as a testament to insanity, they have no problem diverting that money to a war that was so horribly ill-conceived and hideously ill-planned that we're now actually fighting the very people we were supposed to have liberated.

The utter failure of this, now the biggest issue of the campaign, is just one of the many reasons the Bush administration must be stopped.

Thanks to not only the nerve and temerity of a doctor/governor from a small New England state who gave America permission to criticize our government's dismal mistakes - but to a persistent band of fighters armed with keyboards and internet connections with odd names like Atrios, Kos, Bartcop, Buzzflash, Calpundit, Blah3, the late great MWO and too many more to mention - we have proven to the nation and the world that rolling over and playing dead is no longer an option.

We're here. We're proud. And God DAMN it, we're Americans. We're patriots. We love our country. It's out of that love that we're overtly and openly challenging a thug cartel which has harmed our land, our people and the people of the world community, which we must recognize as no less important and no less human than ourselves.

The Bush criminals have never learned that strength does not come from using force, but from setting an example as to how to AVOID using force. They never learned that Bush's presidency could never - by ANYONE'S estimation - be seen as a mandate of the people when 500,000 more Americans voted for his opponent. They never learned that avenging the lives of 3,000 souls in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania by taking the lives of tens of thousands of other souls in a non-involved country is an affront to decency, morality and basic common sense.

Factor in their horrendous record on the environment, corporate crime, education, and just about every single bread-and-butter issue affecting the majority of working America, and you'd be hard pressed to find one single solitary reason to give these bastards another four MINUTES of power, let alone four more years.

Word is spreading. People are paying attention. Brain cells are igniting. John Kerry and John Edwards are looking destiny in the eye at this minute, and it's calling them to duty. We must heed the call - not just for Kerry and Edwards, but for an entirely new team of responsible attentive fellow patriots as their cabinet. If we can get a few more seats in the house and senate, so much the better.

George W. Bush - we've seen your resume. We've seen your job performance. It is with no remorse whatsoever that we declare you - fired.

Celebrate the one night where you are the star. The night where you make the decision to send our country into that new direction.

The night where you can honestly and proudly say, "I did everything I can to save my country."

Know that I'll be on a friendly little island celebrating with you, hearing it on the local radio station translating the patois rolling out the speakers, and cheering for President-elect John Forbes Kerry. The future begins now. We're gonna win this thing.

America, the greatest country in the world (proven by our resilience against the last four years), has more than earned it. See you on the other side of victory.

Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, October 26

Imagine That: Still MORE Bush Military Records surface 


As much as I try to pull myself away, something keeps pulling me back in. I'm hoping that just one - JUST ONE of these seemingly countless strikes which glaringly demonstrate the lack of character and utter lack of courage of this little crackhead will stick. Just one. Then I can vacation peacefully.
AP: New Bush Guard papers leave questions

By Matt Kelley, Associated Press Writer | October 26, 2004

WASHINGTON -- Unearthed under legal pressure, three-decade-old documents portray President Bush as a capable and well-liked Air National Guard pilot who stopped flying and attending regular drills two-thirds of the way through his six-year commitment -- without consequence.

The files, many of them forced to light by Freedom of Information lawsuits by The Associated Press, conflict with some of the harshest attacks Democrats have levied on Bush's Vietnam-era service, such as suggestions that Bush was a deserter or absent without leave.

But gaps in the records leave unanswered questions about the final two years of his military service in 1972 and 1973. Chief among them: Why did Bush's commanders apparently tolerate his lapses in training and approve his honorable discharge?

Bush's commanders could have punished him -- or ordered him to two years of active duty -- for missing drills for six months in 1972 and skipping a required pilot's medical exam. Instead, they allowed him to make up some of his missed training and granted him an honorable discharge.

"Obviously, the commander saw the lieutenant's interest in the guard was waning," said retired Maj. Gen. Paul A. Weaver Jr., a former head of the Air National Guard. "Had he been good before? Yeah. Does that mean he should nail him to the wall? No. The culture at the time was not to enforce that."

But the culture apparently did not apply to everyone. Although no records mention any punishment against Bush other than being grounded, the Texas unit's files show another airman was ordered to involuntary active duty in March 1972 as punishment.
Thanks, Mark...


From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 


From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


Longtime Listener, Third Time Praiser 



We really need to give a long-overdue shoutout to Chickenhead Productions. They make some of the most innovative and hysterical stuff on the web. Among their creations and co-creations are the Landover Baptist Church (and its offshoot, Betty Bowers), WhiteHouse.org, and the Animal Defense Militia.

Lately, they've been making real news themselves. Seems a lot of emails from Bush-Cheney campaign operatives have been accidentally finding their way to Chickenhead's GeorgeWBush.org domain. Hit their "Dead Letter Office" link, and you'll see them all there, along with this explanation.
OCTOBER, 2004: Recently, we at GeorgeWBush.org happened to notice that our mail server had a default "catch-all" mailbox, which for the past several months had been quietly gathering any and all e-mails addressed to [INSERT-ANYTHING-HERE]@georgewbush.org. We felt the need to share.

10.26.2004: Readers may be interested to learn that the "caging" e-mails below (one and two) are indeed the same documents referenced in Greg Palast's latest BBC Newsnight investigation. We sent them to him last week prior to assembling this page.


Worth Another 1,000 Words 




Max Cleland recently returned from a campaign swing up to Minnesota, North Dakota, and Pennsylvania. In Minnesota, we drove up to St. Cloud where Max addressed a full room of college students and locals. He told them, "You're it. You will influence this country."


One Week Away 


The polls are absolutely deadlocked. LA Times and Rasmussen have dead heat ties in their polls today. Bush is still pulling sub-50 numbers which do not bode well for an incumbent. Not in the least.

We can win this. We can absolutely win this thing. We're going to. The news points to it. The groundswell of discontent points to it. We must make sure that when your friends, co-workers, family go into that voting booth (or that card table, depending on your district), they add up everything that has happened to them in the last two years alone. The only conclusion is to elect a strong, experienced and respected John Kerry one week from today.

There are so many ways to counter their arguments, it's almost comical.

"I don't want to be taxed." Baby, you're gonna be taxed. There's no way around it. With Bush's request for another $70 billion dollars for war funding, you're paying. This brings the share for every living adult over 18 to more than $1000. Over a thousand dollars is coming out of your paycheck for war ALONE. And the wrong war at that.

"Democrats are tax-and-spend." We're always faulted for mopping up the economic messes created by Republican presidents. Reagan and Bush I crippled our economy. Clinton fixed it. Bush is crippling it again. And I'll bet every last dime I have that whoever you talk to about taxing and spending has not received an iota of tax relief from Bush. With tax cuts for the rich and money being spent by the trillions by this administration, SOMEONE will pay. Guess who? With Kerry, at least the burden will be distributed fairly to mop up THIS mess.

"Bush is a strong leader." Let's make this clear. Bush is weak. He's small. He's afraid. He's afraid of confrontation. He's afraid of disagreement. He's afraid of the rest of the planet. He's afraid of contrition. He's afraid of showing remorse. He's afraid of showing any strength in negotiating. He's afraid of THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. That's why he screens his rallies so tightly. That's why he never seeks anything except praise and dripping adulation from anyone around him. He's afraid he might have to face something that he's not capable of dealing with. We don't need a timid leader, but we have one. Bush is as scared as a chipmunk. He was scared as a serviceman, and he's scared today. We need someone better than this. We need someone stronger than this. We need John Kerry.

"Bush will protect us from the terrorists." Hate to tell you this. He didn't. His staff didn't. His security advisor didn't. His defense secretary didn't. They all failed him. The ones who DID warn him aren't there anymore. So who's left? The ones who ignored the warnings. I would not trust any of these people to babysit my cat. Not one conviction has come out of all the arrests they made. Not one person who failed us on 9/11 has been fired. John Kerry will replace every last one of these incompetents with people who know, who care and who will WORK. And with 380 tons of lethal explosives now in the hands of terrorists, Bush has proven himself a miserable failure.

"The economy is on the upswing." Please. This one would make the strongest of us turn and walk.

On and on, every one of their arguments do not hold a dewdrop in this last week of the campaigns. We were scared when we were attacked on 9/11. We cannot be scared now. We need to be strong enough to walk into the polls and fire this inept CEO president. We all have stock in this country. That stock is at an all-time low, economically, morally, and in the eyes of the rest of the world.

We must end the reign of fear. We must hit the reset button. We must get John Kerry elected next week. Your country needs you. Answer the call. Do not sleep through this one.

We're stronger than they are. We need to show it.

Just wanted to get in these few words before Bullitt and I take off for our annual two-week battery recharge tomorrow night. We'll be cheering on John Kerry and John Edwards from our Jamaican hideout (yes, we already voted absentee), with a big ol' stock of cold Red Stripe to toast these good men. Since this might be a working vacation, I'll hop online from the local internet bar from time to time to make sure you guys are behaving yourselves.

So behave yourselves.

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, October 25

I Need A President Again 


From Truthout - I doubt you'll find a laundry list as thorough and as passionate as this one.
I Need a President - Again
By John Cory
t r u t h o u t

I first wrote "I Need a President" during the disastrous end of the 2000 Election. I ended my piece with these words: "Yes, I need a president. But I must wait for now."

The time of waiting is over.

I need a President who does not believe in suppressing votes as he clings to a warped sense of his own entitlement to power. I need a President who does not fear the voice of the people. Not the President of a sanitized America-by-invitation-only, but a President of the people, by the people, and for the people.

I need a President who recognizes that America is a member of the world community and not its master. I need a President who faces the world with a welcoming hand, not a closed fist. A man who embraces questions, and not the coercive rule of unchallenged reign.

I need a President who believes science is a tool for healing and not just a profitable device for the creation of Smart Bombs and Weapons of Mass Destruction. I need a President who sees that stem cell research benefits not only the diseased but also the soldiers with spinal cord wounds and brain trauma inflicted in their service to America.

I need a President for whom "liberal education" is not a partisan pejorative but rather the old-fashioned definition of a balanced and well-rounded education, an education not of political bent, but of the beauty and diversity of life's great treasures. I need a President who sees education as a right, and not a privilege only for those who can afford to buy knowledge.

I need a President whose environmental policy is not only for the wilderness, but also applies to the workplace.

I need a President who understands that family health should never be dependent on family wealth.

I need a President who knows well that secrecy is a cancer on democracy. I want a President who has overcome the fear of battle, not by sending others into combat, but by standing face-to-face against the ravages of war and bringing honor home to the fight for peace and open government.

I need a President who understands that if money is free-speech, the middle class and poor will never have a voice in today's corporate politics; that the dreams of Main Street America will be smothered by the greed of K Street lobbyists and their financial owners.

I need a President who recognizes that corporate crime should not be a reward system for crooked CEOs, while punishing workers with financial ruin. I need a President for whom accountability is not a bookkeeping technique that ensures increased stock value at the cost of American jobs.

I need a President who knows that God is not spelled G-O-P.

I need a President who recognizes the requirement for checks and balances on government, not checkpoints on citizens.

I need a President for whom liberty is not a license to plunder budget surpluses for the benefit of wealthy campaign donors. I need a President, not a corporate puppet, or a panderer to the bigotry of puritanical zealots and self-righteous hypocrites.

America needs a President to whom freedom is not a focus group slogan, tested as justification for the lethal lies of a manufactured war. Not a President who finds humor in the deaths of soldiers in order to get a laugh from the dining room divas of corporate Media.

America needs a President, not a saint without human error. America needs a President who recognizes his own fallibility and rises to the need for change.

America needs a President whose compassion is without label or restriction, who lifts the poor and ignored without making himself tall by standing on the dead and downtrodden. A President who does not limit the colors of America to red, white and blue, but includes each and every variation that weaves the whole fabric of this richly textured nation.

America deserves a President, not an owner.

I deserve a President, not George Bush.
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John Cory is a Vietnam veteran. He received the Purple Heart and Bronze Star with V device, 1969 - 1970.


From the Pen of: John Sherffius 


The Final John Kerry Commercial 


It's my dream, and I'll tell it if I want to.

One by one, former Bush administration officials tell their stories about their experiences serving with George W. Bush.
Paul O'Neill.
Joseph Wilson.
Richard Clarke.
George Tenet.
And as a special surprise spokesman (I said it was MY dream), Ari Fleischer.
And their stories are why they think John Kerry should be president of the United States.


Freeway Bloggers International 


It's "Feel The Draft" day for the Freeway Bloggers (the original Freeway Blogger insists on the plurality), and the results of the day's work is online.


Let's Check Katherine Harris' Biography, Whattya Say? 


C'mon! It'll be fun.
Congresswoman Harris was born in Key West, Florida. She is married to Anders Ebbeson and has a 21-year-old daughter, Louise.
So is that Anders Ebbeson she's canoodling with in the house chambers?



Why no! It's Rep. Rick Renzi of Arizona - also happily married! Guess you really have to work closely with your fellow lawmakers to get anything done these days.


"Why Didn't We Get That Son Of A Bitch When We Could?" 


Bush is still batting .000 in capturing/killing his arch enemies when he was a hair's breadth of zeroing in on them. First he botched getting bin Laden at Tora Bora - and it may have been even worse than we thought.

And today, we see he squandered his shot at al-Zarqawi when he was dancin' on that proverbial silver platter.
Questions Mount Over Failure to Hit Zarqawi's Camp

By SCOT J. PALTROW
Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
October 25, 2004; Page A3

As the toll of mayhem inspired by terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi mounts in Iraq, some former officials and military officers increasingly wonder whether the Bush administration made a mistake months before the start of the war by stopping the military from attacking his camp in the northeastern part of that country.

The Pentagon drew up detailed plans in June 2002, giving the administration a series of options for a military strike on the camp Mr. Zarqawi was running then in remote northeastern Iraq, according to generals who were involved directly in planning the attack and several former White House staffers. They said the camp, near the town of Khurmal, was known to contain Mr. Zarqawi and his supporters as well as al Qaeda fighters, all of whom had fled from Afghanistan. Intelligence indicated the camp was training recruits and making poisons for attacks against the West.

Senior Pentagon officials who were involved in planning the attack said that even by spring 2002 Mr. Zarqawi had been identified as a significant terrorist target, based in part on intelligence that the camp he earlier ran in Afghanistan had been attempting to make chemical weapons, and because he was known as the head of a group that was plotting, and training for, attacks against the West. He already was identified as the ringleader in several failed terrorist plots against Israeli and European targets. In addition, by late 2002, while the White House still was deliberating over attacking the camp, Mr. Zarqawi was known to have been behind the October 2002 assassination of a senior American diplomat in Amman, Jordan.

But the raid on Mr. Zarqawi didn't take place. Months passed with no approval of the plan from the White House, until word came down just weeks before the March 19, 2003, start of the Iraq war that Mr. Bush had rejected any strike on the camp until after an official outbreak of hostilities with Iraq. Ultimately, the camp was hit just after the invasion of Iraq began.

Lisa Gordon-Hagerty, who was in the White House as the National Security Council's director for combatting terrorism at the time, said an NSC working group, led by the Defense Department, had been in charge of reviewing the plans to target the camp. She said the camp was "definitely a stronghold, and we knew that certain individuals were there including Zarqawi." Ms. Gordon-Hagerty said she wasn't part of the working group and never learned the reason why the camp wasn't hit. But she said that much later, when reports surfaced that Mr. Zarqawi was behind a series of bloody attacks in Iraq, she said "I remember my response," adding, "I said why didn't we get that ['son of a b-'] when we could."
Shut up about how Clinton could have had bin Laden. The guy who offered him up was full of shit. These were two verified chances that Bush absolutely screwed up, and our troops are dying as a result.

Feel safer? Didn't think so.

Thanks, Jer...


From the Pen of: Darby Conley 


Whoa 


Kerry + Clinton. One Picture. 1,000 words. 125,000 people.




From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


Mission Failed 


Forget all the fake emails about flu shots, securing the mansions and swift boats.

Forget "flip-flop," goose hunting and wind surfing.

Forget wolves, being resolute and the bump in the jacket.

Forget all the cute slogans, the petulant sniping and the smirking.

Most of all, forget any rationale the Bush administration has made before or after the fact for the war in Iraq.

Forget all of it.

America is waking up this morning - not to a new snippy slogan by George Bush about John Kerry - but to a frightening discovery and an inescapable blunder of historical proportions, broken on the web last night by Talking Points Memo.
IAEA: Tons of Iraq explosives missing

Some 380 tons of explosives, powerful enough to be used to detonate nuclear warheads, are missing from a former Iraqi military facility that was supposed to be under American control, the U.N.'s nuclear watchdog says.

Melissa Fleming, spokeswoman for the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), told CNN the Iraqi interim government reported several days ago that the explosives were missing from the Al Qaqaa complex, south of Baghdad.

The explosives -- considered powerful enough to demolish buildings or detonate nuclear warheads -- were under IAEA control until the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in March 2003. IAEA workers left the country before the fighting began.
This is not a side-effect of a new democracy. This is exactly, precisely, definitively the opposite of what Team Bush assured us of what the singular original mission of the Iraq War was:

Keeping WMDs from getting into the hands of terrorists.

Thanks to the chaotic and irresponsible non-planning of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and a badgered Powell, their mission was a total failure. A disaster. A complete and utter "gimme" to the very monsters we were trying to stop.

One of the things we won't forget is what Rumsfeld said about the looting that occurred when we hit Baghdad.
"The task we've got ahead of us now is an awkward one ... It's untidy. And freedom's untidy. And free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things. They're also free to live their lives and do wonderful things. And that's what's going to happen here. And for suddenly the biggest problem in the world to be looting is really notable."
Not just arrogant, but a blinding miscalculation by the very man who should have known better - and didn't. They weren't looting TVs. They weren't looting museum pieces. They were looting stockpiles of intense explosives which are killing soldiers and citizens, now an average of eight times a day, according to CNN this morning.

Another thing we won't forget is the indelible image of President Bush strutting on the deck of the USS Lincoln, declaring major combat operations completed under a banner boasting "Mission Accomplished."

We're now finding out this morning that the mission failed and failed horribly. The terrorists who - if they existed at all in pre-war Iraq - had been marginalized to the point of irrelevance, have now been handed incredibly destructive explosives, elevating them to almost heroic status among the people who were supposed to throw flowers and chocolates to their "liberators."

Our troops are more precious to America than being the pawns and disposable resources this administration has made them in Iraq. Bush and his thugs have thrown these incredibly trusting and brave souls into a hellhole of Bush's creating.

To put it simply: Bush's reckless war has placed 380 tons of lethal explosives right into the hands of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

If this revelation by the IAEA doesn't torpedo the Bush campaign, and blow a crater into their entire argument for the Iraq war, then there's something horribly wrong with the American voters. The story is out there. It was the lead on CNN and MSNBC this morning. The responsibility to accept and process that information lies with the viewer.

And if the viewer sticks their head in the sand because of blind loyalty to this failed adminstration, then we're no longer the America we remember.

John Kerry will be joined in Philadelphia today by the greatest diplomat in recent history. The world will applaud the return of President Bill Clinton to the political stage, if half of America, still mired in fake outrage over his singular misstep, will throw mud at the notion.

With this story and the right people delivering our message, let's hope those Americans will finally accept this as a serious slap into reality, and make the right decision November 2nd.

No more failed missions. Game over.

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, October 24

Defanged "Wolves" 


Okay. I Want Kerry to Take Office NOW. Today. Immediately. 


Or maybe I should say that I want my mommy. This is - again - what I feared most about invading a country accused of having WMDs but not having a reason to use them until they're invaded. Josh Marshall, give us the bad news.
This has been rumored in Washington for several days. And now the Nelson Report has broken the story.

Some 350 tons of high explosives (RDX and HMX), which were under IAEA seal while Saddam was in power, were looted during the early days of the US occupation. Like so much else, it was just left unguarded.

Not only are these super-high-yield explosives probably being used in many, if not most, of the various suicide and car bombings in Iraq, but these particular explosives are ones used in the triggering process for nuclear weapons.

In other words, it's bad stuff.


From the Pen of: Steve Sack 


Bush'll Show YOU Who's Vindictive 


Read the story of Theresa Chambers. This is what happens to you if you dare to put your loyalty to the environment instead of the Bush crackheads.
Bush Interior Dept. Pepper Sprays Top Cop

Theresa Chambers has become a poster child for the destruction of enduring American institutions. In this case, the National Park Service and the national monuments it protects.

Until last July, Theresa Chambers was the U.S. Park Service Chief of Police. She was responsible for security and public safety at U.S. National Parks and Monuments in urban centers, including the Washington Monument and the Lincoln and Jefferson memorials on the Washington Mall along with many other parks and monuments in the nation's capitol.

On December 2, 2003, Chambers was interviewed by a Washington Post reporter. She spoke candidly of the challenges the Park Service Police faced with stepped up demands for homeland security and declining Park Service budgets. "My greatest fear," she said, "is that harm or death will come to a visitor or employee at one of our parks, or that we're going to miss a key thing at one of our icons."

On December 5, 2003, the National Park Service stripped Teresa Chambers of her gun and badge and placed her on administrative leave for "violating federal rules" regarding the discussion of budgets and for "giving away critical public safety information."

Theresa Chambers decided to fight back. She challenged her dismissal, and as a result, was subjected to a nasty campaign of reprisal by political hacks within the Interior Department. Someone sprayed pepper spray, the noxious chemical weapon used to control violent criminals, into the open door of her office. The harassment included computer break-ins, planting false rumors, leaking misleading portions of confidential reports, and intimidating her supporters from speaking out.

In fact, what has happened to Theresa Chambers is but one example of a "culture of fear" that now exists within the Interior Department. In August, the Interior Department's Office of the Inspector General released an investigative report that included a survey of 25,000 employees. More than one quarter of those who responded said they fear retaliation for reporting problems.


"My Pastor Says...I Should Tell The Truth." 


The little crackhead's criminal past is about to catch up with him.
Former workers dispute Bush's pull in Project P.U.L.L.

President Bush often has cited his work in 1973 with a now-defunct inner-city program for troubled teens as the source for his belief in "compassionate conservatism."

"I realized then that a society can change and must change one person at a time ..." Bush said in a video shown at the 2000 Republican National Convention about his tenure at P.U.L.L., the Professional United Leadership League, whose executive director, John White, had played tight end for the Houston Oilers in the early 1960s.

But former associates of White, who died in 1988, have disputed in recent interviews much of Bush's version of his time at the program.

"I was working full time for an inner-city poverty program known as Project P.U.L.L.," Bush said in his 1999 autobiography, "A Charge to Keep." "My friend John White ... asked me to come help him run the program. ... I was intrigued by John's offer. ... Now I had a chance to help people."

But White's administrative assistant and others associated with P.U.L.L., speaking on the record for the first time, say Bush was not helping to run the program and White had not asked Bush to come aboard. Instead, the associates said, White told them he agreed to take Bush on as a favor to Bush's father, who was honorary co-chairman of the program at the time, and Bush was unpaid. They say White told them Bush had gotten into some kind of trouble but White never gave them specifics.

"We didn't know what kind of trouble he'd been in, only that he'd done something that required him to put in the time," said Althia Turner, White's administrative assistant.
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No documents from Bush's time with P.U.L.L. exist. The agency, which closed in 1989, left most of its records behind when it moved to a new location in 1984. The building's owner, Southern Leather Co., said those were discarded. No one seems to know what happened to any remaining records after 1989. White's widow declined to be interviewed.

But many people recall Bush's tenure at the agency.

Turner, who said she has avoided reporters for years, agreed to be interviewed only after phoning her pastor for advice.

When she hung up the phone, she turned to a reporter: "My pastor says if you found me, I should tell the truth."


No Surprise - But Still Great Reading 


The Nation throwing its support to Kerry is about as shocking as Al Franken's "surprise" endorsement of him on Friday's Air America show. But what they have to say should be of huge importance - and motivation - to all of us.

And by the way, if you have any friends or family who insist on voting for Bush - and will not change their mind - tell them, fine. You'll give them Bush. But please, for all that is fair, please give us consideration for the senate and Congress candidates who are running in their area. Remind them the war is costing every American adult an average of $918 (less if they're rich enough to get a tax cut, and therefore more if they're not). If they'd rather have the money stay here and help our own economy - don't give one party continued unchecked access to our money. Please. Vote for the Democrats.


Find Your Polling Place 


Keith Kritselis brings us My Polling Site.com. You can find your voting booth in about four clicks. Do it now, and be ready. Nice job, Keith.


Feeling the Draft Over the Freeways? 


The Freeway Blogger's National Stop the Draft Day is ready to rock.Here are a few of my beeg ideas.

Caution: Draft Ahead.
Keep Your Kids out of Drafts.
Vote for Bush, Vote for the Draft.
Bush=Draft
Make plans now to avoid the draft.
Bush avoided the draft. Will you?



Jon Stewart on 60 Minutes Tonight 


LINK - The comedian also takes a light swipe at news programs that may not all run on cable. When reminded that the Television Critics Association voted his "The Daily Show" the best news and information program of the year, Stewart says, "I think in some respects, they were punking you, as opposed to praising us."


An Ohioan Speaks Up 


Some people can't stand what has happened to their hometown paper. Hoffmania! contributor Kevin has fired this off to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Dear Editor:

There's [sic] rumors on the Internets [sic] -- as Dubya himself would say -- that the venerable Plain Dealer is being forced by its publisher to endorse a deranged, incompetent, murdering religious visionary for the presidency of the Republic.

By extension, that suggests that you are, in the public interest of the people of Northeastern Ohio, endorsing the most corrupt and corrosive administration in the nation's history, as well as the most dangerous cabal of power-seeking sociopaths ever unleashed on the planet.

I refuse to believe these rumors. Such a thing would be unthinkable in the Ohio where I was born and raised, a landscape populated by gentle folks of infinite politeness, who exercised charity and compassion as second nature, who impulsively came to the aid of strangers, who played dumb for effect, were sharp as horse-traders and could spot a con-man two cornfields away.

Although I left my home state 30 years ago, I have carried my "Ohio-ness" proudly into my adult life. Now, alas, for the first time, it makes me ashamed.

The Ohioans I knew could have no use for a man who would deceive them into not one, but two, senseless and bungled wars. They would burn their own fields before they would condone the pointless deaths of our own children, the murder of thousands of innocent people who have never harmed us, and the wholesale torture and abuse of individuals not even charged with a crime.

The Ohioans I knew would not conscience the covert dismantling of the Bill of Rights, the arrogant cronyism that places corporate self-interest above the popular will, and a government that cows its citizens with endless speculation of horrific attacks by nameless bogeymen straight out of a cheap dime-novel.

Above all, the Ohioans I knew did not care to be lied to by the people they trust. And if there is a dark side to being an Ohioan, it is that we never forget an act of betrayal. We carry our memories well and long.
And it's never too late to settle an old score.

Presidents come and -- hopefully, in this case -- go. But the day will come when the PD may be asked to explain why, at the precise moment when its wisdom and resolve could have made a difference, it cast its lot with an administration whose only gift to Ohio will be four more years of war, lost jobs, sinking incomes, gutted educational systems, deteriorating infrastructure, declining social services and local municipalities scraping to survive.

If the Ohio I remember still exists, you'd best have one hell of a spectacular excuse.

Kevin
Pittsburgh, PA

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, October 23

So If The Terror Alert Is Raised Before 11/2... 


...you'll know it's a desperate last-ditch job-saving election gambit by the crackheads. The story of the FBI finding absolutely no proof of such a plot isn't just in a few fringe outlets. It's EVERYWHERE.


From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 


Bush Storm Troopers Alienate Serviceman 


On November 2nd, Bush will rue the day he screened people out of his pep rallies. Why do we keep hearing stories like this from the Bush squirt parties, but never from the Kerry rallies? I know. A stupid question.
Soldier, Democratic supporter among those barred entrance

Depending on what side of the fence people are on, crowd control was at an all-time high or low at the Wachovia Arena in Wilkes-Barre Township during President Bush's visit Friday.

A 27-year-old registered Republican and member of the U.S. Army, along with three other people around him, was forced to leave the arena before getting inside.

The Wyoming Valley man who did not want to be identified by name because of his loyalty to his service members is being deployed to Iraq in two weeks. His Army service and status were verified.

He explained that he was attending the event in hopes of finding the right candidate to vote for on Nov. 2.

"I thought seeing Bush would be enough to sway my opinion one way or the other. After today, it definitely has swayed," he said.

While waiting in line, he noticed a stranger standing alone and invited the person to stand with him.

"I didn't think that would be a problem," he said.

It turned out to be.

Individuals from the Bush campaign spotted the individual with the soldier and identified the person as a Democratic supporter.

The spotters, and eventually police, asked the Democratic supporter to remove a jacket, a sweater and some other articles of clothing in what was described as basically a police search.

The soldier said the Democratic supporter did what was asked without any complaint. The person also provided a ticket to the event.

The soldier said that when he asked why the person was being hassled, the spotters said the Democrat's name wasn't on their "master list."

"So I asked if we could see the master list? They said they didn't have it," he said.

The soldier said he stood up for the supporter, but was in no way hostile, because he was there to see the president and hoped to justify voting for him.

Not long after showing his own ticket and being told he wasn't part of the "master list" either, the police asked the soldier to leave. He was told the event was for Bush supporters or undecided voters only.

Until Friday when he left the arena, the soldier was an undecided voter. Now he's voting for Sen. Kerry and volunteering for the Kerry-Edwards campaign.

"I thought the whole Bush message was compassionate conservatism. I didn't see anything compassionate from the Bush people," he said.


Cleveland Plain Dealer Holds Off Bush Endorsement 


There's a lot of talk about how the CPD editorial board voted 5-2 to endorse Kerry, but they were all overruled by the publisher - and a Bush endorsement was supposed to appear in the Sunday editions. LINK1 - LINK2

But it appears that editorial will have to wait another day. The editorials for Sunday have no such endorsement. Guess the heat got to 'em. Congrats to dKos and Rittenhouse for getting the troops fired up!


"We were tricked by George W. Bush" 


Rolling Stone Interviews (and Endorses) Kerry 


E-Mail Buster #278 


It seems we're getting inundated with false emails every five minutes here. First, it was the 57 quizillion dollars it would take to retrofit and secure Kerry's houses. Now there's one about the flu vaccine shortage being blamed on a lawsuit leveled by John Edwards.

False, false, false. Thanks for your letter. Now on with the countdown.


Sinclair Chickens Out 


Apparently, their beeg fat "news special" last night was so watered down and defanged, that it's got the wingnuts' underpants tied up in knots. Lucianne.com, the Freepers and ChronWatch are all up in arms this morning wanting Sinclair to burn in the pits of hell for backing down from lying through their transmitters - calling them the worst thing they can think of: Kerry sympathizers.

Yeah. I feel sorry for the whole damned lot these jerks. Enjoy each other. Tear each other to shreds. I got baseball to watch. And a Whopper with my name on it.

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, October 22

The Campaign of Fear 


If you thought politicians would be more responsible having to state their approval of political ads, you haven't been paying attention to Bush. This is one of the most deceptive and fear-inducing ads of the campaign. It's this kind of dark thinking which is turning Americans off to these jackasses by the boatload.

And the terrorist attack they refer to is the 1993 attack of the WTC's garage. They intentionally mislead here so people don't remember Cheney's abysmal intel/military/security voting/recommendation record from back then.

Nice try.

Blah3 points out that the Dems have a counter-spot ready to go when the Bush Crackheads unleash theirs. It's just a touch more positive - and invokes the very symbol of America's strength. Touche'.


Coulter vs. Pie Video 


I don't know which is more upsetting - that the pies missed her or that CNN refers to her as a "journalist." LINK


See If Schwarzenegger Puts Him In His Next Movie 



JESSE! JESSE! JESSE! Once a showman, always a showman...
Without saying a word, Ventura gets behind Kerry

ST. PAUL (AP) - Former Gov. Jesse Ventura now supports John Kerry for president. You'll just have to take Angus King's word for it.

In a bizarre news conference Friday in the Capitol complex, Ventura stood silently next to the former Maine governor in an event billed as independents for Kerry.

King said Ventura wouldn't be talking but had authorized King to answer questions on his behalf. Ventura, King said, had changed his mind after saying last month that he didn't like either of the candidates.

Asked if Ventura's presence meant he was endorsing Kerry, King replied: "Yes."
First Mick Foley. Now Jesse. It doesn't get any better.


Heartbreaking 



Today's story of Margaret Hassan is gut-wrenching. I saw the video of her pleading for her life this morning, and it's probably one of the saddest sights you'll see this side of 9/11. This woman, who has devoted her life to aiding and comforting others is now living in hell and terror which was not there in Iraq until Bush's Bring-It-On war.


Another Co-Worker Discussion 


I just had another chat with a fellow worker - a very pleasant one, I'm happy to say - who as a surprise to me said she's going to vote for Bush. Why? She doesn't want to spend all that money for welfare people and the oh-so-harmful domestic programs.

I told her, "Look - you're paying. If that's your concern, don't worry. You're paying. Your share of the Iraq war so far is already over $600."

She said she didn't mind paying for that. I got all frowny-faced with her and said, "Y'know...I'm funny this way. I'd rather we kept the money here and helped Americans who need the help - not a country that needs our help only because we blew them up. And I'd sure rather have that $140+ billion spent on securing our citizens and getting the REAL bad guys who actually attacked us. Call me crazy."

At least she looked like I gave her something to think about. She finally said she's not crazy about either candidate. I told her to look past the candidates and go several deep in the bench - the cabinet - and at least give THAT some thought.

Maybe I didn't change her mind, but she was receptive. And when walls come down, fresh air blows in.


The American Conservative Knows a Dangerous President When It Sees One 


Scott McConnell is the executive editor of The American Conservative. He's endorsing Kerry. A tepid endorsement at best, but that's how much he wants Bush OUT.
Kerry's the One
By Scott McConnell

Bush has behaved like a caricature of what a right-wing president is supposed to be, and his continuation in office will discredit any sort of conservatism for generations. The launching of an invasion against a country that posed no threat to the U.S., the doling out of war profits and concessions to politically favored corporations, the financing of the war by ballooning the deficit to be passed on to the nation's children, the ceaseless drive to cut taxes for those outside the middle class and working poor: it is as if Bush sought to resurrect every false 1960s-era left-wing cliche about predatory imperialism and turn it into administration policy. Add to this his nation-breaking immigration proposal - Bush has laid out a mad scheme to import immigrants to fill any job where the wage is so low that an American can't be found to do it - and you have a presidency that combines imperialist Right and open-borders Left in a uniquely noxious cocktail.
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The only way Americans will have a presidency in which neoconservatives and the Christian Armageddon set are not holding the reins of power is if Kerry is elected.

If Kerry wins, this magazine will be in opposition from Inauguration Day forward. But the most important battles will take place within the Republican Party and the conservative movement. A Bush defeat will ignite a huge soul-searching within the rank-and-file of Republicandom: a quest to find out how and where the Bush presidency went wrong.


Diebold Delivering the Votes for Bush 


Uh-huh...heeeere we go...
Some Voters Say Machines Failed, Incorrect Choices Appear on Screens

Kim Griffith voted on Thursday - over and over and over.

She's among the people in Bernalillo and Sandoval counties who say they have had trouble with early voting equipment. When they have tried to vote for a particular candidate, the touch-screen system has said they voted for somebody else.

It's a problem that can be fixed by the voters themselves - people can alter the selections on their ballots, up to the point when they indicate they are finished and officially cast the ballot.

For Griffith, it took a lot of altering.

She went to Valle Del Norte Community Center in Albuquerque, planning to vote for John Kerry. "I pushed his name, but a green check mark appeared before President Bush's name," she said.

Griffith erased the vote by touching the check mark at Bush's name. That's how a voter can alter a touch-screen ballot.

She again tried to vote for Kerry, but the screen again said she had voted for Bush. The third time, the screen agreed that her vote should go to Kerry.

She faced the same problem repeatedly as she filled out the rest of the ballot. On one item, "I had to vote five or six times," she said.

Michael Cadigan, president of the Albuquerque City Council, had a similar experience when he voted at City Hall.

"I cast my vote for president. I voted for Kerry and a check mark for Bush appeared," he said.

He reported the problem immediately and was shown how to alter the ballot.
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Bernalillo County Clerk Mary Herrera said she doesn't believe the touch-screen system has been making mistakes. It's the fault of voters, she said Thursday.
Cadigan, for example, could have "leaned his palm on the touch screen and it hit the wrong button," she said.
And Griffith leaned her palm on the touch screen five or six times? Yeah. Sure.

And this is just with EARLY voting. November 2nd is going to be a frigging hellhole, which will make Kerry's victory nothing short of remarkable. We've reached the point where you have to bring a cmcorder into the voting booth with you.


Pied Coulter 


Too bad they missed, but their heart was in the right place.
Conservative Author Is Attacked With Pies

About 2400 people gathered to hear Coulter defend President Bush and bash the Democrats. And she delivered.

"The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy," Coulter said.

But outside, protestors showed that not everyone welcomed Coulter's visit, and at least two even made it inside.

As Coulter addressed a question about terrorism, she stopped mid-statement: "You take away the terrorism and liberals would hate..." at that Coulter gasped as she looked to her left, and began backing away from the podium. Two men ran by, on-stage, and each threw a pie a her. They were mobbed as they tried to exit the auditorium.

"Could the Marines please find them?" Coulter asked aloud, speaking of some of the men in the audience.
They missed the direct hit, but keep trying. Apparently, she sees pies as a WMD.
"You gotta start travelling with a bodyguard. It's a crazy time and liberals are out of their minds and look, someone can harm you and it does make me think maybe I should start travelling with somebody," Coulter said.
Nice to see she can laugh it off like a champ.

Thanks, Jef...

Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, October 21

From the Pen of: David Horsey 


From the Pen of: Ann Telnaes 


From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


Your One Vote Can Put All These Criminals Back On The Street 


We Were Waiting for This Shoe to Drop 


Oooo! Ask us how surprised we are! Still - I'll take this with a grain of salt until I can find out more. From the Pakistan Daily Times...
US tried to plant WMDs, failed: whistleblower

According to a stunning report posted by a retired Navy Lt Commander and 28-year veteran of the Defense Department (DoD), the Bush administration's assurance about finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq was based on a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) plan to "plant" WMDs inside the country. Nelda Rogers, the Pentagon whistleblower, claims the plan failed when the secret mission was mistakenly taken out by "friendly fire", the Environmentalists Against War report.

Nelda Rogers is a 28-year veteran debriefer for the DoD. She has become so concerned for her safety that she decided to tell the story about this latest CIA-military fiasco in Iraq. According to Al Martin Raw.com, "Ms Rogers is number two in the chain of command within this DoD special intelligence office. This is a ten-person debriefing unit within the central debriefing office for the Department of Defense."
Thanks, Barry...


Student Demonstration Time! 


Convert this to ballots, you guys. Get Out That Vote. You voice will be the loudest this election because you have so much at stake.
LINK - Just weeks before the Nov. 2 election, researchers at Harvard's Institute of Politics found that 52 percent of all students want the Massachusetts senator elected president, 39 percent support Bush, and 8 percent are undecided.

In 14 hotly contested swing states, the poll shows Kerry leading Bush by 17 points among students.

The data suggest more students are leaning toward Kerry than six months ago, when Harvard last surveyed them. That poll, released in April, found Kerry leading Bush by 48-38 percent with 11 percent undecided.


Red State Weekly Speaks Up: Kerry 


Nashville Scene argues its case for the next president.


LINK
- George Bush's judgment is so tragically simple as to make us fearful for this nation. When an enemy in Afghanistan attacked us, he instead attacked Iraq. When the economy tanked, he gave money to the rich. And when he wasn't doing any of the above, he was putting on his cowboy hat, swaggering across America and projecting the image of America as Badass.

George Bush ran on a platform of compassionate conservatism. But when the world got dicey and his tiny viewfinder of a mind couldn't handle reality, he morphed into a schoolyard bully. If anything makes this newspaper regret this man's presidency, it is that the strongest nation in the world doesn't need to be a bully. Bullies are bullies because they're insecure and weak and dumb. This nation is none of the above. George Bush is all of above.

And so we endorse John Kerry. We do so without shouting his name from the mountaintops. But we do so knowing that he has a fully formed brain, that he fought honorably for this country and that he would work to regain the respect of nations around the world. We have no confidence he would figure out Iraq. We have no idea how anyone figures that out.

On the domestic front, we feel that John Kerry would respect ordinary working Americans, that he would work to reform entitlement programs for the sick and elderly, and that he would be more involved at an intellectual level with the policy discussions in which every president should be immersed. We also have more confidence in Democrats to get the debt under control. Republicans have totally lost their grip on proper fiscal stewardship.

Over time, John Kerry has grown on us. To a Southerner, his pedantic delivery and royal elocution can be a bit much, but in the debates we've slowly come around. We are confident John Kerry will at least engage with the complexity in today's world. It's not just that Bush won't do that. It's that he can't.
Thanks, Wayne...


UK: We're Doing It, But WTF!?! 


Two sides of the UK troop movement in Iraq from the BBC. Of course the flowery perfume-laden bullpoop hype comes from _____(guess which country)_____ and the tough questioning comes from _____(guess again)_____.
Richard Boucher, US Department of State spokesman:

It just demonstrates, once again, the kind of role that Britain is prepared to play in a matter that affects their security and our security, the security of all of us, and that is stabilising Iraq and helping the people of Iraq take control of their destiny and reconstruct their country.

Geraldine Smith MP, Labour (former supporter of war and one of more than 60 Labour MPs who called for a parliamentary vote on the deployment):

We're being told that this is an operational necessity, and if this is true it must imply that the Americans have insufficient of the right type of troops and equipment on the ground in Iraq. And we really need to know why this is so. After all, they are the world's superpower. It does beg the question is it because George Bush is not prepared to commit additional American forces before the presidential elections?


The Wheels are Falling Off 


I might be wrong. I might be premature. But all signs are pointing to the Bush campaign getting THISCLOSE to a lot of emergency damage control. Bush's sewer has been stuffed so heavily, that it's backing up and spilling out all over their plans. Lots of stuff today...
#1 - Tenet calls Iraq War "Wrong"

Addressing the Economic Club of Southwestern Michigan Wednesday night, George Tenet, former director of central intelligence, called the war on Iraq "wrong," according to Clark's article today. Tenet added that while the Iraq war was "rightly being challenged," the CIA was making important strides toward success in the greater war on terrorism.
#2 - Boston Police Union Jumps the Fence

The city's main police union broke with a tradition of backing Republicans for president and voted to endorse Democrat John Kerry, largely because he honored their picket line during the Democratic National Convention this summer.

The union's 50-member House of Representatives gave its backing to Kerry on Wednesday, following a personal appeal by U.S. Rep. William D. Delahunt, D-Mass., to support the hometown candidate.
#3 - Republican Ex-Governor Endorses Kerry Out of a "Growing Sense of Concern"

Former Republican Gov. William Milliken - who served a record 14 years as Michigan's chief executive - is endorsing Democrat John Kerry, saying President Bush "has pursued policies pandering to the extreme right wing."

"I have felt a growing sense of concern for some time and I don't think that I couldn't speak out as a Republican and as a citizen," Milliken said in a Monday interview with The Detroit News from his Traverse City home. "To me, this transcends politics."
#4 - Bush's Approval Numbers at Worst Post-9/11 Level

There has been little movement in how voters assess the candidates on the issues. But a separate Pew Research Center poll of 803 adults shows that Bush's own approval measures have weakened appreciably. Bush's overall job approval stands at 44%, while solid majorities disapprove of his handling of the situation in Iraq (56% disapprove) and the economy (55%). Even on terrorism, the president's strongest issue, his approval rating stands at 49% ­ the lowest level since the Sept. 11 attacks.
#5 - New Pre-War Intelligence Report: Iraq/Al Qaeda Connection Exaggerated by DOD

Senator Carl Levin (D-MI), the Ranking Member of the Senate Armed Services Committee (SASC) released a report today of an inquiry he initiated on June 27, 2003 and conducted by the SASC Minority Staff.
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The report demonstrates how intelligence relating to the Iraq-al Qaeda relationship was exaggerated by high ranking officials in the Department of Defense to support the Administration’s decision to invade Iraq when the intelligence assessments of the Intelligence Community did not make a sufficiently compelling case.
If you see the Bush Bandwagon broken down on the side of the road, do not stop. Keep speeding into the future. With resolve.


The Kerry Cabinet 


Maybe it's time we talked about how removing Bush-F***Yourself will also mean the extrication of the most incompetent, dishonest and dangerously reckless cabinet in history. Ashcroft. Rumsfeld. A defanged Powell. Wolfowitz. Rice. All these people have been completely negligent and underachieving in their duties.

Let's start the discussion. Who would you like to see in a Kerry cabinet?

Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, October 20

Jon Stewarting is Catching On! 


Yes, "Jon Stewart" has become a verb - as in Senator Mary Landrieu (D-La.) Jon Stewarted Sean Hannity tonight on the teevee right after the Cheney interview. Wackyguy posted the transcript at Kos. Why? Because FoxNews.com only posted the Cheney interview. Guess the kitchen got too hot for 'em.

Here's the Jon Stewarting:
HANNITY: ...joining us with a Democratic reaction to the interview that I just had with the vice president is Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu.

Let me put on the screen here a Fox News poll from yesterday as it relates to the vice president and his daughter, and I was asking him about it. Kerry's reference to Cheney's daughter: 25 percent said appropriate, 64 percent said inappropriate.

How do you feel about it? Was it inappropriate?

U.S. SENATOR MARY LANDRIEU (D), LOUISIANA: Well, first of all, Sean, let me say, I wasn't call what just happened with the vice president an interview. I think it was an info-commercial for the Bush-Cheney reelection campaign. With all due respect...

(CROSSTALK)

HANNITY: Hey, Senator, if you want to insult me...

LANDRIEU: If I got to watch the interview...

(CROSSTALK)

HANNITY: Senator, Senator, I think you're a lousy senator.

(CROSSTALK)

LANDRIEU: I'm not insulting you. I'm giving you my opinion about the what the interview ...

(CROSSTALK)

HANNITY: Senator, if you want to insult my interview, you can...

LANDRIEU: It's what the interview was.

(CROSSTALK)

HANNITY: This is an opportunity to go a little deeper and get a little bit more knowledge in a very comfortable environment for both candidates. So if you don't like it, I don't really care, but we have offered it to both sides in the name of fairness.

So if you want to come on the program and try and insult me or insult the channel, that's fine, but you have been a guest on this program multiple times and for you to do that, I think, is a cheap shot by you. So we'll move on.

Do you think -- to answer the question -- do you agree with the poll or do you disagree with the poll?

(CROSSTALK)

LANDRIEU: Sean, I'm not trying to be disrespectful to you. But I'm entitled -- I'm not trying to be disrespectful to you, but I'm entitled to my opinion. You asked me to come on the show and respond to the interview.

(CROSSTALK)

HANNITY: I didn't ask you that question though. I asked you about Dick Cheney's daughter.

LANDRIEU: I understand. And I'm going to get there in just a minute.

HANNITY: If you want to be insulting, if you want to make cheap shots, you can...

(CROSSTALK)

LANDRIEU: You asked me to come on this program...

HANNITY: Right. So why don't you answer the question I asked you...

LANDRIEU: You asked me to come this program and respond to the interview.

HANNITY: Answer the question then.

LANDRIEU: So I was thinking what I thought about the interview.
May the trend continue.


"Stolen Honor" Transcript Online 


The movie Sinclair will/won't/might/will edit to/wants to show on their 62 TV stations has been transcribed by Dr.Z over at dKos.


Site of the Day! 


Flash Animation Corner 


Ha Ha Ha! Funny Arnold! Ha Ha Ha! 


Ha ha ha!
LINK - Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is married to a Kennedy, joked at a public-policy conference that his sex life suffered after he endorsed President Bush at the Republican National Convention.

"There was no sex for 14 days," he said. "Everything comes with side effects."

Schwarzenegger, whose wife is TV journalist Maria Shriver, had an audience of about 1,000 people in stitches Monday as he took part in a lecture series organized by former Clinton administration chief of staff Leon Panetta.
Ha ha ha! Coincidentally, thanks to Bush, hundreds of soldiers can't have sex either, because their lower bodies have been blown to bits over nonexistent WMDs! Ha ha ha! Funny, funny muscleman!


Behold the Awesome Economic Power of the Democrats 


Sinclair - arise! Imagine how your stock would do if they dump the idea of a Kerry-bashing special ENTIRELY?




Bush Lied to Pat Robertson 



And of course, holy guy Pat Robertson vigorously supports Bush. Do you see the sense in all this? If not, remember that there's nothing in the Ten Commandments about lying. (Theologically speaking, the "bear false witness" thing doesn't apply to just plain lying.)
Robertson: I warned Bush on Iraq casualties

The founder of the U.S. Christian Coalition said Tuesday he told President George W. Bush before the invasion of Iraq that he should prepare Americans for the likelihood of casualties, but the president told him, "We're not going to have any casualties."

Pat Robertson, an ardent Bush supporter, said he had that conversation with the president in Nashville, Tennessee, before the March 2003 invasion U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. He described Bush in the meeting as "the most self-assured man I've ever met in my life."
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"And I warned him about this war. I had deep misgivings about this war, deep misgivings. And I was trying to say, 'Mr. President, you had better prepare the American people for casualties.' "

Robertson said the president then told him, "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties."


Lucianne Goldberg Outsources 


Or so it appears here. Google News shows that the more-insane-than-the-Freepers Lucianne.com (links to Google, not Lucianne) has its servers in Taiwan. As usual, crapping on Americans to get their Americanier Than Thou message across. Jerks.




From the Pen of: John Sherffius 


From the Pen of: Don Wright 


Wright, incidentally, draws for the Palm Beach Post.



Robert Scheer's Column 


A lot of you have heard of this piece. Truthout has the whole thing for your viewing - and it's pretty damned incendiary.
The 9/11 Secret in the CIA's Back Pocket
The agency is withholding a damning report that points at senior officials.
By Robert Scheer
The Los Angeles Times

It is shocking: The Bush administration is suppressing a CIA report on 9/11 until after the election, and this one names names. Although the report by the inspector general's office of the CIA was completed in June, it has not been made available to the congressional intelligence committees that mandated the study almost two years ago.

"It is infuriating that a report which shows that high-level people were not doing their jobs in a satisfactory manner before 9/11 is being suppressed," an intelligence official who has read the report told me, adding that "the report is potentially very embarrassing for the administration, because it makes it look like they weren't interested in terrorism before 9/11, or in holding people in the government responsible afterward."

When I asked about the report, Rep. Jane Harman (D-Venice), ranking Democratic member of the House Intelligence Committee, said she and committee Chairman Peter Hoekstra (R-Mich.) sent a letter 14 days ago asking for it to be delivered. "We believe that the CIA has been told not to distribute the report," she said. "We are very concerned."
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None of this should surprise us given the Bush administration's great determination since 9/11 to resist any serious investigation into how the security of this nation was so easily breached. In Bush's much ballyhooed war on terror, ignorance has been bliss.

The president fought against the creation of the Sept. 11 commission, for example, agreeing only after enormous political pressure was applied by a grass-roots movement led by the families of those slain.

And then Bush refused to testify to the commission under oath, or on the record. Instead he deigned only to chat with the commission members, with Vice President Dick Cheney present, in a White House meeting in which commission members were not allowed to take notes. All in all, strange behavior for a man who seeks reelection to the top office in the land based on his handling of the so-called war on terror.

In September, the New York Times reported that several family members met with Goss privately to demand the release of the CIA inspector general's report. "Three thousand people were killed on 9/11, and no one has been held accountable," 9/11 widow Kristen Breitweiser told the paper.

The failure to furnish the report to Congress, said Harman, "fuels the perception that no one is being held accountable. It is unacceptable that we don't have [the report]; it not only disrespects Congress but it disrespects the American people."

The stonewalling by the Bush administration and the failure of Congress to gain release of the report have, said the intelligence source, "led the management of the CIA to believe it can engage in a cover-up with impunity. Unless the public demands an accounting, the administration and CIA's leadership will have won and the nation will have lost."


Their Tanking Stock Had a Little Something to Do With It... 


Sinclair backs down - sort of.
Anti-Kerry Film Won't Be Aired
Democrats, Investors Push TV Conglomerate to Alter Broadcast Plans

By Frank Ahrens and Howard Kurtz
Washington Post Staff Writers
Wednesday, October 20, 2004; Page A07

Under mounting political, legal and financial pressure, Sinclair Broadcast Group Inc. yesterday backed away from its plan to carry a film attacking John F. Kerry's Vietnam War record, saying it would air only portions of the movie in an hour-long special scheduled for Friday.

"The experience of preparing to air this news special has been trying for many of those involved," Sinclair chief executive David D. Smith said in a statement. "The company and many of its executives have endured personal attacks of the vilest nature, as well as calls on our advertisers and our viewers to boycott our stations and on our shareholders to sell their stock."

Chad Clanton, a spokesman for the Kerry campaign, which had demanded equal time to respond to the planned airing of the 42-minute film "Stolen Honor," said Sinclair "has been all over the map on this issue. One thing that's certain is that they have a partisan agenda."

Andrew Jay Schwartzman, president of the nonprofit Media Access Project, called the Sinclair move "a surprising cave-in" and said the 62-station television company "clearly felt a lot of pressure and this is an attempt to find a face-saving way out."
It also likely dawned on them that no matter the outcome of the election, an undercurrent of public sentiment would probably change the FCC law (or lack of same) which would have allowed them to air their partisan crockumentary.

Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, October 19

Another National Freeway Blog Day! 


My neighbor to the south, the Freeway Blogger, has a new challenge for this Monday. Read about it here.


From the Pen of:Tatsuya Ishida 


If Polls Were to be Believed... 


I'm not kidding myself. There is such a disparity among the polls coming out seemingly every ten minutes that it drives me nuts to follow any of 'em. But this ABC News poll in Ohio of 1,027 registered voters is significant in that Ohio is the battlegroundiest of the battleground states, and Bush is not looking good.
LINK - 50 percent of Ohio likely voters in this ABC News poll favor Kerry, with 47 percent for Bush - a close race, with the difference between the candidates within the survey's margin of sampling error. It remains 50 percent to 47 percent with Nader in the race; he's currently off the ballot with a court challenge pending.
And if polls were to REALLY be believed, Kos shows that winds of change are blowin' all over the Buckeye State. Kerry is surging. There's no question.


Flash Animation Corner 


Firing Back at a Bullcrap Email 


There's a message going around inboxes about how much it would cost to have secret service and retrofitting for all of Kerry's and Heinz-Kerry's properties if he becomes president. The same email talks about how we need to keep Bush in office because all he has is the brush farm in Crawford.

This message estimates the total cost of protecting Kerry's properties would be $7.8 million. So we need to elect Bush or the economy will crater under the weight of Kerry's real estate.

If you receive this email, know first that it's what my dad used to call "horseshit." The estimates are utter nonsense.

My first reaction was that if Kerry and Teresa are smart enough to invest in land and property, then I say that I want this man to handle my country's economy. Real estate is the best investment anyone can make. Bush has the brush hole in Crawford. A lousy investment by comparison.

But let's do something wacky here - the math.

If that over-inflated guesstimate of $7,800,000 is true (and believe me - it isn't), what's the cost to each American over 18 years old? Three cents. THREE CENTS. There are 217.8 million Americans over 18. Do the math. Three damned cents.

By contrast: How much has Bush's Iraq adventure cost the adult population? Total cost, $200 Billion - so far. Per person, that comes out to $918. NINE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN DOLLARS for EVERY PERSON OVER 18. Let that one settle in for a while, okay?

But above all else, as TVMc informs us, the whole thing is just not true.

If you get this horseshit email, you're now armed with a reply. You're welcome.


Kerry Needs to Hammer Bush's Weakness 


Bush speaks only in front of heavily-screened crowds. Bush will not allow himself to be confronted by the press. Bush makes sure all dissention is cleared before he appears anywhere. Bush lives in a bubble.

And when America was under attack, while Americans were watching the spectacle in horror, he froze in a Florida classroom, not knowing what to do.

Bush is a weak, timid man. Worse, he's a weak, ineffective leader.

I'm Hoffmania, and I approve this message like a mutha.


Air America is Over in New York 



Whoa, don't blow a gasket. It's a good thing.

Wrestling fans know the term "over" quite well. When a new guy hits a stride which catches the imagination and support of the crowd, they say he's "over with the fans" - he's crossed over to star status.

Air America is over in NYC.
LINK - CRITICS said it wouldn't happen - but all-liberal WLIB is seriously challenging talk-radio rivals WABC and WOR.

According to Arbitron ratings released yesterday, WLIB thrashed WOR and nipped at the heels of top-dog WABC among the 25- to 54-year-old listeners advertisers chase.

"The elections are giving them an added boost in a largely liberal town, [and] they're benefiting from the whole Bush-Kerry thing," said Mark Lefkowitz of the Furman Roth ad agency.

"WABC has proven that it works in election years and not, [so] it'll be interesting to see what happens to WLIB...after the November election," Lefkowitz told The Post.

During midday, when both stations roll out their top guns - WABC's Rush Limbaugh vs. Air America's Al Franken - WABC is ranked 15th in listeners 25-54, followed closely by WLIB, which ranked 18th.

WOR trails badly, finishing 27th in midday.
WOR on the other hand...is over.


From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 


500,000 


We'll hit the half million mark in unique visitations today. As with each milestone, thanks for your readership. We're just getting started.

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, October 18

Stand Up For Terror! 


First Bush guarantees that "we will not have an all-volunteer Army." And as reader WDH points out, Bush also wants us to stand up for terror. And yes, it's his closing remark in today's big NJ speech as seen in the official White House transcript.
"In a new term as your President, we will finish the work we have started. We will stand up for terror -- we will stand up for freedom. And on November the 2nd, my fellow Americans, I ask that you stand with me."
Yes, he meant to say "stand up to terror." Forgive him. He's a total moron.


A Full-Blown Clusterf**k 


This is getting really out of control. Apparently, some absentee ballots in Ohio don't have Kerry/Edwards on the ballot. This election is turning into a major, MAJOR problem - from the faulty early voting fiasco in Florida to this. If Kerry wins this election - and he WILL win the election - it will be a tribute to his strength of overcoming the most ridiculous odds in the history of democracy.
Kerry left off some absentee ballots
By Barry M. Horstman
Cincinnati Post staff reporter



Some absentee ballots distributed to Hamilton County voters do not include the name of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, local election officials confirmed today.

Because of a printing error -- limited, election officials believe, to only a few ballots in the Forest Park area -- absentee ballots recently mailed out exclude the Democratic presidential ticket of Kerry and his running mate, Sen. John Edwards.

"It's a screw-up," said Tim Burke, chairman of the Hamilton County Board of Elections. "This just feeds the paranoia that's out there. The tragic thing is that even though I think we will have a very fair and accurate count here, this will cause people to question the accuracy of our operation."

Although election officials believe only two voters have received the inaccurate ballot to date, Burke said he is worried that the mix-up "will open us up to all kinds of questions and concerns." He also conceded that some may question whether the problem is, indeed, limited to only a few ballots.


Mackris/O'Reilly: I Might Be Wrong... 


...but wouldn't even hinting at - or asking a court to justify - firing an employee after her filing a sexual harassment suit be just as bad as actually firing her?
Report: Fox May Fire Producer Who Sued O'Reilly
Producer Says Fox Served Her With Papers

In the latest in the battle between TV personality Bill O'Reilly and his former associate producer, Andrea Mackris, Fox News is asking a court to clarify its ability to terminate Mackris' employment.

Mackris was served with papers about her potential firing Friday evening. She told CNN's Anderson Cooper a man entered into her building and approached her as she entered her apartment with the documents, which she refused to accept

Sources familiar with the filing say Fox News is asking the court to rule if Fox fires Mackris, it is not in retaliation for her sexual harassment lawsuit.

In a written statement, Fox News explained it wants the court to determine if Mackris' allegations are valid.

"We have also asked the court to advise Fox News about the possible termination of Ms. Mackris' employment. Ms. Mackris is still employed and on the payroll of Fox News," according to the statement.


Oh, Yeah. Bush Had His Big Terrorism Speech in Jersey Today 


This was the day in Marlton, NJ when he made an important terrorism policy speech. Let's see what he said.
THE PRESIDENT: Most Americans still felt that terrorism was something distant, and something that would not strike on a large scale in America. That is the time that my opponent wants to go back to.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: A time when danger was real and growing, but we didn't know it. A time when some thought terrorism was only a "nuisance."

AUDIENCE: Booo!
Oh...I gotta pause here. Did I mention these quotes are not from the Bush-F***Yourself campaign site? These are in fact the official transcripts from the White House site. The site we all pay for. The official site of the President of the United States of America. We continue.
THE PRESIDENT: My opponent has taken a different approach, and it shows in his record. Just one year after the first attack on the World Trade Center in 1993, Senator Kerry proposed a $6 billion cut in the nation's intelligence budget.

AUDIENCE: Booo!
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THE PRESIDENT: My opponent has a fundamental misunderstanding on the war on terror. A reporter recently asked Senator Kerry how September the 11th changed him. He replied, "It didn't change me much at all."

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: His unchanged world view is obvious from the policies he still advocates. He has said this war is "primarily an intelligence and law enforcement operation." He has declared, we should not respond to threats until they are -- quote -- "imminent." He has complained that my administration -- quote -- "relies unwisely on the threat of military preemption against terrorist organizations." Let me repeat that. He says that preemptive action is "unwise," not only against regimes, but even against terrorist organizations.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: Senator Kerry's approach would permit a response only after America is hit.

AUDIENCE: Booo!
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THE PRESIDENT: My opponent promises that he would do better with our allies. Yet, he's decided that the way to build alliances is to insult our friends. As a candidate for President, Senator Kerry has managed to offend or alienate almost every one of America's fighting allies in the war on terror. He has called the countries serving alongside us in Iraq -- quote -- "a trumped-up ... coalition of the bribed, the coerced, the bought, and the extorted."

AUDIENCE: Booo!
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THE PRESIDENT: As part of his foreign policy, Senator Kerry has talked about applying a "global test."

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: As far as I can tell, it comes down to this: Before we act to defend ourselves, he thinks we need permission from foreign capitals.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: Yet, even the Gulf War coalition in 1991 did not pass Senator Kerry's global test. Even with the United Nations' approval, he voted against removing Saddam Hussein from Kuwait.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: If that vast, U.N.-supported operation did not pass his test, nothing ever could. (Applause.) Senator Kerry's global test is nothing more than an excuse to constrain the actions of our own country in a dangerous world. (Applause.)

I believe in strong alliances. I believe in respecting other countries and working with them and seeking their advice. But I will never submit our national security decisions to a veto of a foreign government. (Applause.)

AUDIENCE: USA! USA! USA!
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THE PRESIDENT: Unfortunately, Senator Kerry does not share our commitment to victory in Iraq. For three years -- depending on the headlines, the poll numbers and political calculation -- he has taken almost every conceivable position on Iraq.

AUDIENCE: Flip-flop! Flip-flop! Flip Flop!

THE PRESIDENT: First, he said Saddam Hussein was a threat, and he voted for the war. Then he voted against funds for bullets and body armor for the troops he had voted to send into battle.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: He declared himself an anti-war candidate. Months later he said that knowing everything we know now, he would have still voted for the war. Then he said the war was a "mistake," an "error," or "diversion." Having gone back and forth so many times, the Senator from Massachusetts has now flip-flopped his way to a dangerous position. My opponent -- my opponent finally has settled on a strategy, a strategy of retreat.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: He has talked about artificial timetables to pull our troops out of Iraq. He has sent the signal that America's overriding goal in Iraq would be to leave, even if the job is not done.

AUDIENCE: Booo!
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THE PRESIDENT: The Senator who claims the world is more dangerous since America started fighting the war on terror is the same Senator who said that Ronald Reagan's policies of peace through strength actually made America less safe.

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: The same Senator who said the Reagan presidency was eight years of "moral darkness" --

AUDIENCE: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: In this campaign, Senator Kerry can run from his record, but he cannot hide. (Applause.) Thank you.
Great policy speech, sir. I feel safer already. You timid wretched little boob.


Attention Sinclair Stockholders: Your Daily Sinclair Stock Market Update 


The Boys in the Bubble 


It's truly applying to the Bush adminstration. Once upon a time, the president and press secretary would face the press and own up to tough questioning. THAT was an honest display of strength and resolve. What Bush does...

- Screening out crowds at his rallies
- Surrounding himself with "friendly" press
- Listening only to voices of agreement, not dissention
- And doing it all in the name of "conviction"

...is not real. It's not resolve. It's not strength. It's living in a bubble. It's completely and totally out of touch with reality. Ask Helen Thomas. She's been front and center at every press conference challenging every single president since Kennedy. This administration marginalized her, shoved her to the back and ultimately pushed her out. Challenging is not allowed.

This isn't facing the press. It's locking yourself in your room. And it has no business representing America. This little passage from Howard Kurtz' column in WaPo scares the crap out of me.
Truth and Consequences

In articles, columns and one internal ABC News memo, some journalists have argued that the president has engaged in far more serious distortions than John Kerry has, and that media outlets should blow the whistle on these falsehoods.

"Your instinct is that if we say bad things about one side you have to say bad things about the other side," says Adam Nagourney, the New York Times's chief political reporter. "You want to give equal scrutiny to both sides, but I don't think you should impose a false equivalence that doesn't exist."

The Bush team, which issued a release slamming a recent Nagourney story, is pushing back. "The Bush campaign should be able to make an argument without having it reflexively dismissed as distorted or inaccurate by the biggest papers in the country," says spokesman Steve Schmidt.

At issue is how far reporters should go in analyzing the candidates' attacks and ads, especially if one side is using a howitzer and the other a popgun.
This should NOT be an issue. This should be standard operating procedure in each and every newsroom in the country.

How far should reporters go? FAR. As far as they can go. As far as they can until they get the answers they demand. Skating around the question is NOT acceptable. Fear of being ridiculed by the administration is NOT acceptable. Fear of ANYTHING is NOT acceptable. It's journalism. It's not about finding accusations. It's about finding the TRUTH. These hacks we have today on CNN, MSNBC, Fox, ABC, CBS, etc. don't care about the truth. They care about deadline and sexy one-liners.

Neither of the candidates are facing the kind of questioning journalists asked up until just a few years ago. And they should. They must. Bush AND Kerry. And I'll tell you this: I know Kerry would have no problem with that. None. He'll step up to the plate and take it. Like a strong and resolute person should.

Bush can't. And won't. Because he's weak. He'd rather sit in his room, watch what Kerry says, pick it to pieces and throw verbal hand grenades from behind his wall.

Because he cannot face reality. He's small. He's not strong. He gets his strength from sycophancy, not opposition. He truly is the Boy in the Bubble.


Frontline on the Election 


Mike sends the site containing the Frontline program on the differences between Kerry and Crackhead. Mike succinctly writes:
I only saw part of this last night, but the more I learn about Kerry and Bush the more I think Kerry is really a statesman and Bush is a rich guy riding the wave.


More Bush Campaign Lying 


Nicolle Devenish, communications mouthpiece of the Dope-F***Yourself campaign was on MSNBC just now blaming Kerry for the flu shot shortage.

Yes, you read that right. She blamed Kerry for the flu shot drought. The Bush campaign's new meme is that Kerry - as a senator - was part of the problem, not the solution. Drug companies were closed down during the last few years while Kerry was a senator. This, despite the GOP owning both houses, the White House and the Supreme Court. It was Kerry's fault that the warnings of shortages since 2001 went ignored.

The Bush maggots' strategy is to throw so many lies out there that it's impossible for ANYONE to keep up with them. This one is just plain stupid on the surface, but it might play to another ignorance-is-bliss theme. Instead of asking if Americans think Saddam helped plan 9/11 (the outcome is always dismally the same), pollsters should ask Americans if they think Democrats in Congress and the Senate are hindering Bush's grand plans, and if they believe there is a Democratc majority in both.

I'd be willing to bet the house (mine, not Washington's) that the answer will be just as dismal and disappointing.


Bob Herbert, Writing the Blunt Truth - Again 


A War Without Reason

There should no longer be any doubt that the war in Iraq is an exercise in lunacy. It was launched with a spurious rationale, the weapons of mass destruction, which turned out to be a fantasy relentlessly stoked by obsessively hawkish middle-aged men who ran and hid when they were of fighting age and the nation was at war.

Now we find that we can't win this war we started. Soldiers and civilians alike are trapped in the proverbial briar patch, unable to move around safely in a country that the warmongers thought would be easy to conquer and then rebuild.

There is no way to overstate how profoundly wrong they were.
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As the pointlessness of this war grows ever clearer, the president's grand alliance, like some of the soldiers on the ground, is losing its resolve. When John Kerry, in the first presidential debate, mentioned only Britain and Australia as he mocked Mr. Bush's "coalition" in Iraq, the president famously replied, "You forgot Poland."

Poland has 2,400 troops in Iraq. But on Friday the prime minister, Marek Belka, announced that he will cut that number early next year, and then "will engage in talks on a further reduction."

Mr. Belka has a political problem. He can't explain the war to his constituents. And that's because there is no rational explanation.
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The president and his apologists never understood what they were getting into in Iraq. What is unmistakable now is that Americans will never be willing to commit the overwhelming numbers of troops and spend the hundreds of billions of additional dollars necessary to have even a hope of bringing long-term stability to Iraq.

This is a war that never made sense and now we are seeing - from the troops on the ground, from our allies overseas and increasingly from the population here at home - the inevitable reluctance to forge ahead with the madness.

The president likes to say he made exactly the right decision on Iraq. Each new death of a soldier or a civilian, each child who loses a parent to the carnage, each healthy body that is broken or burned in this war that didn't have to happen, is a reminder of how horribly wrong he was.

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, October 17

From the Pen of: Ann Telnaes 


Bush Begins Playing the Speech Card 


Knowing he has unfettered media coverage everytime he makes a "major policy speech," Bush will no doubt take the opportunity to once again try to clarify his muddled performance of last Wednesday's debate while taking unlimited stabs at Kerry. All this against a backdrop of heavily screened loyalty-oath signees cheering on Bubble Boy. NOW what?
LINK - The president took a day off from campaigning. While his rival was in Ohio and Florida, Bush readied what aides called a major speech on terrorism for Monday in New Jersey, where millions live within sight of the terrorist-scarred lower Manhattan skyline.


Is bin Laden in China?  



Hats on, readers...

Sgt. Bill sent along this 10/10 article from Spain's El Mundo.

Here's the original story.

Here's the translation.
Bin Laden Is In China
So confirms Gordon Thomas, a journalist with contacts in major intelligence services. The terrorist might have reached an agreement with China, which is now negotiociating his return with President Bush. It's the latter's great electoral trick.

GORDON THOMAS

During the final stretch leading up to the U.S. elections, Osama bin Laden could become the ace up President Bush's sleeve. At this very moment, Washington is negociating, in utmost secrecy, a deal with Beijing, the Chinese capital, to extract bin Laden from his sanctuary in the turbulent Muslim provinces of China, to the northwest of the country of the Great Wall.

More than five million people, many of them fanatical followers of Osama, live in what is considered one of the most volatile regions on Earth. Thousands of them work for the crime syndicates that traffic in human beings or drugs to the west. Last summer, bin Laden finalized a treaty with the government in Beijing, in which the latter would guarantee safety for bin Laden, while he would guarantee the cessation of the guerilla war by Chinese Muslims against the Chinese government.
So who's Gordon Thomas? A self-proclaimed terrorism and intelligence expert who runs a website with great big piles of "evidence" - available only if you subscribe.

Uh...right. Thank you for calling, Gordo. Nonetheless, Sarge hopes Teresa will outbid Bush on this. I like that. Me? The ballgame's coming on. C'mon, 'Stros!


Endorsementmania 


Kerry is wiping the floor with Bush. If only it will translate to real votes...
LINK TO EDITOR AND PUBLISHER - Kerry gained the editorial backing of at least 22 papers, with Bush winning the support of just five, giving Kerry the lead by 37-18 in E&P's exclusive tally. He has many more large papers on his side, maintaining his "circulation edge" at about 4-1: approximately 8 million to 2 million (we will post a complete tally later today).

Among his new supporters were three papers that had backed Bush in 2000: the Bradenton Herald in Florida, the Daily Camera in Boulder, Colorado and the Daily-Herald in Arlington Heights, Ill.

However, Bush did pick up the endorsement of the Chicago Tribune and The Dallas Morning News in his home state.

Among the papers endorsing Kerry today were newspapers in key swing states: The Miami Herald, St. Petersburg Times, Palm Beach Post, Daytona Beach News Journal and Bradenton Herald in Florida; the Minneapolis Star-Tribune in Minnesota; the Daily Camera in Colorado, and the Dayton Daily News and Akron Beacon-Journal in Ohio.

He also got the nod from major papers in states already friendly to him: The New York Times, The Boston Globe, San Jose Mercury-News, San Francisco Chronicle, Sacramento Bee and Modesto Bee.

Other papers backing him were the Kansas City Star, the Roanoke (Va.) Times, the Grand Fords (ND) Herald, Charlotte Observer, and the Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader. Clearly, many papers in the Knight Ridder and McClatchy chains have rallied to his side.


Big Poll 


Last results: How are you voting this year?

In Person 57%
Absentee 41%
Not Voting 2%

New non-political Sunday poll is up.


From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, October 16

NY Times: Kerry for President 


It's now official. The endorsement is in. And they do so without any reservation.
John Kerry for President

Senator John Kerry goes toward the election with a base that is built more on opposition to George W. Bush than loyalty to his own candidacy. But over the last year we have come to know Mr. Kerry as more than just an alternative to the status quo. We like what we've seen. He has qualities that could be the basis for a great chief executive, not just a modest improvement on the incumbent.

We have been impressed with Mr. Kerry's wide knowledge and clear thinking - something that became more apparent once he was reined in by that two-minute debate light. He is blessedly willing to re-evaluate decisions when conditions change. And while Mr. Kerry's service in Vietnam was first over-promoted and then over-pilloried, his entire life has been devoted to public service, from the war to a series of elected offices. He strikes us, above all, as a man with a strong moral core.
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We look back on the past four years with hearts nearly breaking, both for the lives unnecessarily lost and for the opportunities so casually wasted. Time and again, history invited George W. Bush to play a heroic role, and time and again he chose the wrong course. We believe that with John Kerry as president, the nation will do better.

Voting for president is a leap of faith. A candidate can explain his positions in minute detail and wind up governing with a hostile Congress that refuses to let him deliver. A disaster can upend the best-laid plans. All citizens can do is mix guesswork and hope, examining what the candidates have done in the past, their apparent priorities and their general character. It's on those three grounds that we enthusiastically endorse John Kerry for president.


More Jon Stewart Thoughts 


I got a video of the Crossfire appearance yesterday (you cannot call it an interview since he didn't let either Begala or Carlson get a fluffy question in), and just watched it on a real TV screen - not a postage-stamp-sized internet stream.

First of all, I haven't seen Stewart this "real" and this passionate since his first Daily Show after 9/11. He was almost despondent that he had to come on and say what he needed to say about how CNN - as all network news - is completely negligent in its duty as an outpost of journalism. Begala and Carlson kept trying to steer the conversation to Stewart's book, but Jon wouldn't have any of it. He was following a calling, and he seized the chance too many others have missed. Carlson was so rattled by Stewart's comments that he resorted to character assassinations - his show is funny, but his lectures are boring; he's not funny; he's better on his own show than he is on Crossfire - until Stewart was pushed into finally calling Carlson "a dick." And after watching these guys' inability to counter him, you realized how shallow they are at debating, and how...well, dicklike they are as defenders of their "craft."

As long as folks like Jon Stewart roam the landscape, the emperors will always have someone calling them naked. God bless 'im.


Get Ready for Sunday Morning 


The NY Times Magazine article tomorrow about Bush is going to reveal the little crackhead's secret weapon - the absolutism of the evangelicals who really feel he's God's annointed crusader. Scary stuff. And the Sunday talk shows ought to be good watchin'.

It's a chilling account of the blind and irrational cult-like craziness that are the Bush believers.
"This is why George W. Bush is so clear-eyed about Al Qaeda and the Islamic fundamentalist enemy. He believes you have to kill them all. They can't be persuaded, that they're extremists, driven by a dark vision. He understands them, because he's just like them...

"This is why he dispenses with people who confront him with inconvenient facts," [Bruce] Bartlett went on to say. "He truly believes he's on a mission from God. Absolute faith like that overwhelms a need for analysis. The whole thing about faith is to believe things for which there is no empirical evidence." Bartlett paused, then said, "But you can't run the world on faith."
Truthout has the article free and clear. Go read it.


My Wife Got George Bush's Fortune at Dinner Tonight 



(Actual scan of actual fortune from actual fortune cookie)



Mixed Messages from the Troops 


Although they resoundingly say that Bush underestimated how many troops would be needed in Iraq - and that the war's been basically bungled - they still trust the little crackhead over the war hero. Battle fatigue or brainwashing. That's all I can chalk it up to. There's no other explanation.
U.S. Military Faults Lack of Troops in Iraq - Poll

A majority of U.S. troops serving in Iraq and their families said the Bush administration did not send enough forces to Iraq and relied too heavily on the National Guard and reserve troops, a poll showed on Saturday.

Almost two-thirds of those surveyed by the Annenberg Public Policy Center, or 65 percent, said they believed President Bush "had underestimated the number of troops needed in Iraq," the poll said.

But while 60 percent said part-time troops were overburdened and the number of regular troops should have been expanded, a larger majority, 74 percent, said they were opposed to reinstating the draft.

Annenberg researchers surveyed 186 troops who were serving on active duty in Iraq between February and October, including full-time, National Guard and reservist forces. If they were not available for polling, a family member was surveyed.

The results were part of a larger survey of 655 troops or their families.

Forty percent of National Guard members and reservists surveyed said they did not have enough training or supplies for their mission in Iraq, compared with 35 percent who said they were adequately prepared, the poll found.
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Despite those doubts, the military generally supports Bush and the efforts in Iraq, the poll showed. But support from those who spent time in Iraq was lower by about 10 percent.
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The poll, conducted from Sept. 22 to Oct. 5, also found the military "overwhelmingly disagreed" with the administration's photo ban of military coffins arriving at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware.
(SF Chron story of same poll) Sixty-seven percent of respondents said they approved of the way President Bush was doing his job, compared with 49 percent in a sample of the general public collected during the same period.

Similarly, 69 percent of survey respondents said they had a favorable opinion of the president, while just 29 percent had a favorable opinion of his Democratic opponent, Sen. John Kerry. That compared to a nationwide favorability rating of 49 percent for Bush and 44 percent for Kerry.


Quote This 


"Although I am a longtime Republican, it is time to make a statement, and it is this: Vote for Kerry-Edwards, I implore you, on Nov. 2."

Former MN Governor Elmer Andersen


Stewart on Crossfire - Video 


Theyeti points us to this. Jon Stewart had the choice between plugging his book and telling CNN what needed to be said. You'll see he made the right choice.

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, October 15

Jon Stewart on Today's "Crossfire" 


It was sensational. This Salon piece by Charles Taylor covers it nicely.
Jon Stewart: Crossfire "hurting America"

"I think you're a lot more fun on your show," said Tucker Carlson to "Crossfire" guest Jon Stewart this afternoon. "And I think you're as much of a dick on your show as on any other," Stewart shot back. It wasn't the faux avuncularity we've come to expect from Stewart on "The Daily Show" but there, of course, he's playing a role. Here he was himself -- and he wasn't buying any of it.

From the moment Stewart sat down he made no secret of how repugnant he found the show. In fact, he said to Carlson and co-host Paul Begala that he had been so hard on the show he felt it was his duty to come on and say to their faces what he has said to friends and in interviews. What he said was that their show was "hurting America," and he was being only slightly hyperbolic. Stewart told them that when America needed journalists to be journalists they had instead chosen to present theater.

Carlson, trying to affect an air of dry amusement that a comedian would presume to lecture him, important pundit that he is, but looking as if his bow-tie were about to start spinning, could barely contain his outrage. In an absolutely mind-boggling moment, Carlson tried to counter Stewart's criticism by pointing out that during John Kerry's recent appearance on "The Daily Show," Stewart asked the candidate softball questions. "If you want to measure yourself against a comedy show," Stewart said, "be my guest."

Paul Begala tried to put a more conciliatory face on things by pointing out that theirs was a "debate" show. Stewart was having none of it. "I would love to see a real debate show," he said. And went on to tell them that instead of holding politicians' feet to the fire by asking tough question, "you're part of their strategy. You're partisan -- what's the word? -- uh, hacks."

It's almost a cliche by now to talk about "The Daily Show" being more trusted than real newscasts, but Stewart showed why. He pointed out to Carlson that he had asked Kerry if he really were in Cambodia but "I don't care," and when Carlson asked him what he thought about the "Bill O'Reilly vibrator flap," Stewart said, "I don't." It was as concise a demonstration of the triviality of the media as you could hope for.

"I thought you were going to be funny," Carlson said toward the end of the interview. Stewart responded, "No, I'm not going to be your monkey." And that was what was so bracing.

Stewart's "Crossfire" appearance is going to generate talk about how prickly he was, how he wasn't "nice" like he is on "The Daily Show." But prickliness is just what was needed. If you've built your reputation as a satirist pointing out how the media falls down on the job, you're not going to make yourself a part of their charade.

I've heard people talk about "The Daily Show" as an oasis of sanity, a public service. I couldn't agree more. Stewart's appearance on "Crossfire" was another public service. He went on and acted as if the show's purpose really was to confront tough issues, instead of being the political equivalent of pro wrestling. Given a chance to say absolutely what he thought, Stewart took it. He accomplished what almost never happens on television anymore: He made the dots come alive.


From the Pen of: John Sherffius 


From the Pen of: Lalo Alcaraz 


Quote This 


"Our country is the greatest in the world in spite of our leadership. Our country should be the greatest in the world because of our leadership."

- Gov. Howard Dean this morning on KPCC's "Air Talk"
By the way, listen for Dean's new radio commercial for Yahoo! Local. It's a hoot. And a holler.


We're America! Planet Earth's Fat Obnoxious Neighbor! 


Bush is killin' us worldwide. Our reputation is shot. Time to fix the yard, rebuild the house and get a new tenant.
Polls Show U.S. Reputation Spirals Down
America's Reputation Abroad Is Worsening, According to Polls in 10 Nations, Including Close Allies

America's popularity around the world has taken a beating in recent years, according to a set of coordinated polls conducted in 10 different countries. But the survey also found that despite widespread animosity toward President Bush, huge majorities said they have a good opinion of Americans.

"We like Americans, we don't like Bush," was how Britain's Guardian newspaper summarized the results of the surveys published Friday.

The polls found that to an overwhelming degree, respondents in most of the countries have a more negative view of the United States now than a few years ago, disapprove of the war in Iraq and dislike Bush. Democratic challenger John Kerry is favored often by landslide proportions in all but two of the nations.
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On average, 57 percent said they had a worse opinion of the United States than two to three years ago, compared to 20 percent who said they had a higher opinion now. That question was asked each country except Russia.

In eight of the nations, more people said their view of America had worsened than improved. Seventy-four percent of Japanese, 70 percent of French, 67 percent of South Koreans, 64 percent of Canadians and 60 percent of Spaniards said they had a lower opinion of America now than a few years ago.


Whoops! Almost Forgot! 


Mutiny 


The troops are getting fed up with dying for this war.
Platoon defies orders in Iraq
Miss. soldier calls home, cites safety concerns

A 17-member Army Reserve platoon with troops from Jackson, Miss., and around the Southeast deployed to Iraq is under arrest for refusing a "suicide mission" to deliver fuel, the troops' relatives said Thursday.

The soldiers refused an order on Wednesday to go to Taji, Iraq - north of Baghdad - because their vehicles were considered "deadlined" or extremely unsafe, said Patricia McCook of Jackson, wife of Sgt. Larry O. McCook.

Sgt. McCook, a deputy at the Hinds County, Miss., Detention Center, and the 16 other members of the 343rd Quartermaster Company from Rock Hill, S.C., were read their rights and moved from the military barracks into tents, Patricia McCook said her husband told her during a panicked phone call about 5 a.m. Thursday.

The platoon could be charged with the willful disobeying of orders, punishable by dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of pay and up to five years confinement, said military law expert Mark Stevens, an associate professor of justice studies at Wesleyan College in Rocky Mount, N.C.

On Friday, the Army confirmed that the unit's actions were under scrutiny.


Rove Testifies at Plame Investigation 


INteresting...
KARL ROVE TESTIFIES BEFORE GRAND JURY INVESTIGATING CIA LEAK...MORE

NO COMMENT TO CAMERAS: Rove testifies for over 2.5 hours, escorted out with unidentified male, possibly an attorney, ABC News' Jason Ryan reports...


Applause for "Nightline" 


Last night, Ted Koppel dissected, sliced and diced Swift Boat Vets for Bush leader John O'Neill, as Nightline presented a story from the witnesses in Vietnam and what they saw during John Kerry's day at the delta. Read the interviews here.

After the piece, Koppel interviewed O'Neill who kept holding books (both his and the Boston Globe book on Kerry) up to the camera. Koppel implored him to stop holding up books since the camera couldn't pick up the text, and to just speak to him. O'Neill was so married to this strategy that he couldn't stop fumbling for books and he continued to hold them up to the camera to prove his point. O'Neill looked like a world class bag lady and a befuddled clown as Koppel pleaded with him to just answer the questions he was being asked, and to draw on what he saw himself. No dice.

O'Neill - without much help from Koppel - made himself look like the blithering fool he is.

Democratic Underground has links to the episode with a few mirror sites. Check it out here - or right-click here to download it.


Jon Stewart Makes His Decision 



The New Yorker who saw the WTC towers collapsing from his apartment window wants Kerry to take over the reins.
Comedy Central Darling Jon Stewart Backs Kerry

Comedian Jon Stewart, whose nightly cable television show is popular with the young voters considered key in the upcoming presidential election, said on Thursday he prefers Democrat John Kerry over Republican President Bush.

"It looks like Kerry," said Stewart, host of "The Daily Show," a satirical late-night review of politics on Viacom Inc.-owned cable channel Comedy Central. "I would be stunned if something happened to change my mind."

He called the U.S.-led war in Iraq a "mistake" and said he failed to understand the "Bush doctrine" of preemptive strikes against perceived security threats.

"If one guy drove me into a ditch and said, 'Don't worry, I know how to get us out of this,' I'd give the keys to a 7-year-old," Stewart said during a media event sponsored by Syracuse University's Newhouse School.
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Stewart roasted both candidates for their repetitive stumping during their final public debate.

"I thought both men took rhetoric to another level," he said, adding that Bush appeared "well coached."

"He wasn't the angry Bush of the second debate or the retarded Bush from the first," Stewart said.

Stewart also took aim at the mainstream U.S. media -- which he mocks regularly -- and said it fails to take politicians or big business to task.

"The press has bravely and nobly eroded the public trust," he said. "What I'm advocating is the media come back and work for us again. ... The bias of the media is not liberal. It's lazy and sensationalist."


In Case Your Local Sinclair Affiliate Glosses Over These... 


Item One:
LINK - Senior Pentagon officials, including Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, have privately told colleagues they are determined to pin a fourth star on [Army Lt. Gen. Ricardo] Sanchez, two senior defense officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said this week.

Rumsfeld and others recognize that Sanchez remains politically "radioactive," in the words of a third senior defense official, and would wait until after the Nov. 2 presidential election and investigations of the Abu Ghraib scandal have faded before putting his name forward.
Item Two:
LINK - The Bush administration plans to delay major assaults on rebel-held cities in Iraq until after U.S. elections in November, say administration officials, mindful that large-scale military offensives could affect the U.S. presidential race.
Item Three:
LINK - Expect more gas pains.

Worries over lagging supplies sent crude oil and heating oil futures to new peaks Thursday, sparking predictions of higher gasoline prices in the coming weeks.

As it was, the average in California reached a record $2.378 for a gallon of self-serve regular Thursday, according to the Auto Club. Fresh highs were set in nearly two-thirds of the communities in a survey by the club, with the Santa Barbara region topping all others at an average of $2.499 a gallon.
And yet the big story is that Kerry called Mary Cheney a lesbian, which she is.

The media's priorities are no more straight than Mary Cheney is. What an abysmal campaign Bush is running. Attack, attack, attack, but smokescreen the bullcrap he caused. A desperate little crackhead. And again, the media are buying into it, because petulance makes great TV.

Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, October 14

So What IS The Difference Between Vietnam and Iraq? 


Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Thankyew. G'night.


We Voted Tuesday 


As we had been planning for months, we've voted absentee and will get the hell out of the country over election day to turn off the brains. California counts its absentee ballots the day before election day, so everyone in our family's feeling real good about it.

Absentee voting has its plusses. No hurry. No parking hassles. You can quintuple-check before submitting it. You can do it over dinner or a glass of wine. (I tried that latter activity with online driving school to erase points off my record - I wouldn't advise it.) The only stumbling block is that you're at the mercy of the U.S. Postal Service - which really ain't bad. I know I'd never personally deliver a birthday card from Los Angeles to a log cabin in the mountains of Colorado within three days - for 37 cents. But they do it.

So as I'm looking forward to hearing the election results that night on Irie-FM (and deciding if I should return, depending on the result), let us know how you're planning to vote in the new Big Poll.


Ya See, This is What I Was Kinda Worried About 


When Bush and his gang of liars told the world that Saddam was sitting on a stockpile of chemical weapons, and he wanted to send our soldiers in there to 'splode 'em - the first thought that crossed my mind is, what kind of sicko would send American kids unilaterally into the maws of death?

I mean, if he HAD WMDs as Bush said he did, what would he wait to use them for? An invasion of his country by his sworn enemy? HELLO?

Well, the brave soldiers of the last Gulf War walked into those maws back when he HAD a weapons program.
Chemicals Sickened '91 Gulf War Veterans, Latest Study Finds

A federal panel of medical experts studying illnesses among veterans of the 1991 war in the Persian Gulf has broken with several earlier studies and concluded that many suffer from neurological damage caused by exposure to toxic chemicals, rejecting past findings that the ailments resulted mostly from wartime stress.

Citing new scientific research on the effects of exposure to low levels of neurotoxins, the Research Advisory Committee on Gulf War Veterans' Illnesses concludes in its draft report that "a substantial proportion of Gulf War veterans are ill with multisymptom conditions not explained by wartime stress or psychiatric illness."

It says a growing body of research suggests that many veterans' symptoms have a neurological cause and that there is a "probable link" to exposure to neurotoxins.

The report says possible sources include sarin, a nerve gas, from an Iraqi weapons depot blown up by American forces in 1991; a drug, pyridostigmine bromide, given to troops to protect against nerve gas; and pesticides used to protect soldiers in the region.


Uh-Oh - NY Times: Saudis Pissed at Bush 


Wow...Bush's last friends on the planet seem to be turning against him.
Saudis Blame U.S. and Its Role in Iraq for Rise of Terror

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia, Oct. 13 - Seventeen months into a shadowy terror campaign that has killed more than 100 people, numerous Saudis express less anger at the insurgents than at the United States for its invasion of Iraq, the signal event that they say touched off the attacks inside the kingdom.

In interviews over the last week, the Saudis condemned the terror attacks, aimed primarily at foreigners, but called them a small inconvenience that has not forced them to make significant changes in their daily lives. By contrast, they expressed unremitting disdain for the United States.

Many Saudis appear to have reached a form of intellectual accommodation with those carrying out the violence. When asked about the attackers' goals, they assigned varied motives but often one that is consistent with their personal, social or political concerns.
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Behind all this lies an ever more complex Saudi-American relationship. Its foundation, of course, is the shared need to buy and sell oil. But the fact that 15 of the 19 Sept. 11 hijackers were Saudi has become an issue in the presidential campaign, as has the accusation that the Bushes are too close to the royal family.

No one here seems to care about any of that. Instead Saudis unceasingly complain about American support for Israel and the war in Iraq, which they call unjustified, though Saudi Arabia allowed American troops to operate here during the war. Government officials also say they deplore the Bush administration's call for more democracy here. "It's none of their business," one of them said with scorn.


Second Straight Record Deficit 


The Bush spin will be: We predicted a $500 GAZILLION deficit! The economy is better than expected!

Okay. Not really. They really predicted $445 billion. Instead, it's $413 billion. Sound good? It won't when you see this:

$412,550,000,000

That's our deficit. Doesn't look so little now, does it?
Budget Gap Swells to Record $413 Billion

The U.S. budget gap expanded to $412.55 billion in fiscal 2004, marking the Bush administration's second-straight record deficit, the Treasury Department said on Thursday.

Though the final 2004 figure was the largest budget deficit in U.S. history, it was smaller than the White House's most recent forecast of a $445 billion shortfall given in July and well below the $521 billion it foresaw early this year.

The bipartisan Congressional Budget Office had expected a $415 billion gap in fiscal 2004, which ended Sept. 30.

Thursday's budget announcement came the day after the third and final debate before the Nov. 2 election, where President Bush and Sen. John Kerry squared off on domestic issues, including the budget.


Your Daily Sinclair Stock Report 


The Zonkboard Returns 


I spent a whole ten bucks to renew this thing, so you kids enjoy it.

This was a smash last night during the debates, so we'll keep it around for now. You'll see a button in the left column there. Click it, and a new small window will open. You can give fast thoughts and links to either your own site or a story you want folks to check out, clickable through your user name. It's uncensored, so be forewarned - you might get some accidental enlightenment.

We'll occasionally have special events (like last night's debates) which we'll tell you about, so stay tuned. Really. Just stay there. Don't move.


From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


From the Pen of: Steve Benson 


Bush's Health 


I'd buy into this whole "Bush might have had a stroke" thing if he weren't so boisterous, aggressive and seemingly full of vitality when he's in front of a stadium/auditorium/field full of sycophants. I think his problems are more psychological than physical. But I'm no doctor...


What Ties to Halliburton? 


If you're wondering why the Dope-F***Yourself campaign will become very, very desperate to hang on to power in the next three weeks, this'll remove all doubt.
Halliburton's Interests Assisted by White House

Over the last four years, the Bush administration and Vice President Dick Cheney's office have backed a series of measures favoring a drilling technique developed by Halliburton Co., Cheney's former employer.

The technology, known as hydraulic fracturing, boosts gas and oil production and generates $1.5 billion a year for the company, about one-fifth of its energy-related revenue. In recent years, Halliburton and other oil and gas firms have been fighting efforts to regulate the procedure under a statute that protects drinking water supplies.
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Since he took office in January 2001, Cheney has received $398,548 in deferred compensation, and he will continue to receive annual payments through 2005. He also has 433,333 options to purchase Halliburton stock, according to financial disclosure records filed in May 2004.


Hoffmania Stock Market Update 




Sinclair got close to an all-time low for a second there. Looks like Mark Hyman did some panic buying this morning...

Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, October 13

Gallup: Kerry Won 


LINK - Sen. John Kerry appeared to gain more momentum heading toward November 2, easily beating President Bush in the third and final debate, a poll taken late Wednesday night suggests.

A CNN/USA Today/Gallup snap poll taken immediately after the presidential debate found that respondents gave a significant edge to Kerry over Bush, 52 percent to 39 percent.

The poll had a margin of error of plus or minus 5 percentage points.

The numbers were similar to the results of a poll taken the night of the first debate September 30 in Miami, Florida. That night Kerry was favored by a 53 percent to 37 percent margin.

Kerry and Bush were almost even in the second debate on October 5, with the numbers falling with the margin of error.


SHUT UP! Just SHUT UP! 


From the same fake tough guys who say there's too much political correctness. That little declaration absolves them from their subhuman behavior. Or so they think. Notice the classic fake tough guy bullshit smack on Al Franken. Fake tough guys. The right's just swimmin' with them.
Fox News' Bill O'Reilly Accused of Sexual Harassment

Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly, the nation's top-rated cable news host and an insistent advocate for personal responsibility and self-control, was accused of sexual harassment in a lawsuit filed Wednesday by a producer on his show who says O'Reilly repeatedly pressured her to engage in phone sex and frightened her with lewd "monologues."

The suit, filed in New York by Andrea Mackris, a 33-year-old associate producer on "The O'Reilly Factor," quotes O'Reilly as speaking to her in highly explicit terms about vibrators, oral sex, masturbation and a fantasy involving a Caribbean hotel room shower.

It also quotes O'Reilly as threatening "any woman" who complained about his advances, and as suggesting that Fox News chief Roger Ailes would "go after" enemies of the channel.

"Look at Al Franken - one day he's going to get a knock on his door and life as he's known it will change forever," the suit quotes O'Reilly as saying.

Franken, a liberal commentator, has been engaged for months in a public feud with O'Reilly. Franken did not respond to calls seeking comment.

The suit names O'Reilly and several other defendants, including Fox's parent, News Corp., and Westwood One Inc., the syndicator of O'Reilly's radio show.

Before the suit was made public, O'Reilly and Fox News filed their own claim in New York Supreme Court against Mackris and her attorney, Benedict Morelli, accusing them of trying to extort $60 million from him.

"Enough is enough," O'Reilly said in a statement. "I will not give in to extortion."
Ah. Lawsuits DO come in handy, don't they, Bill?


If MSNBC's "After Hours" is Any Indication... 


...the Bush-Cheney students go to bed early, and the Kerry-Edwards students love to stay up and party. And Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is ruling the panel - again. To Pat Buchanan: "Pat, we're old friends. Let's go out for dinner and for dessert, we can alert the INS about the kitchen staff."


Why...Aren't...They...Going...After... 


BOB NOVAK!?!
Judge Holds Second Reporter in Contempt

A second reporter was held in contempt Wednesday by a federal judge for refusing to reveal confidential sources before a grand jury investigating the leak of an undercover CIA officer's identity.

U.S. District Judge Thomas F. Hogan ordered Time magazine reporter Matthew Cooper jailed for up to 18 months and the magazine fined $1,000 a day for refusing to comply with a grand jury subpoena seeking the testimony. Hogan suspended the jail time and fine pending the outcome of an appeal.

The ruling was nearly identical to one issued last week by Hogan in the case of Judith Miller, a reporter for The New York Times who is also refusing to name her sources. Miller and Cooper, both represented by lawyer Floyd Abrams, are expected to join together in appealing their cases on First Amendment grounds.

"No reporter in the United States should have to go to jail for simply doing their job," said Cooper, who is Time's White House correspondent.


Olbermann Scores Again 


EIGHT-FREAKIN-TEEN to three for Kerry. Ouch. How did Bush get three points?


Kerry's Exaggeration 


Bush said Kerry was exaggerating when Kerry said Bush wasn't that concerned with bin Laden - that Bush doesn't spend that much time on him. Bush was incredulous that Kerry would say such a thing.
CNN Transcript of Bush Press Conference, March, 2002

QUESTION: Mr. President, in your speeches now, you rarely talk or mention Osama bin Laden. Why is that?

Also, can you can tell the American people if you have any more information -- if you know if he is dead or alive. Deep in your heart, don't you truly believe that until you find out if he is dead or alive, you won't really want to make...

BUSH: Well, deep in my heart, I know the man's on the run if he's alive at all. And I -- you know, who knows if he's hiding in some cave or not? We hadn't heard from him in a long time.

And the idea of focusing on one person is really -- indicates to me people don't understand the scope of the mission. Terror's bigger than one person. And he's just -- he's a person who has now been marginalized. His network is -- his host government has been destroyed. He's the ultimate parasite who found weakness, exploited it, and met his match.

He is -- you know, as I mention in my speeches -- I do mention the fact that this is a fellow who is willing to commit youngsters to their death. And he, himself, tries to hide, if, in fact, he's hiding at all.

So I don't know where he is. Nor -- you know, I just don't spend that much time on him really, to be honest with you. I'm more worried about making sure that our soldiers are well supplied, that the strategy is clear, that the coalition is strong, that when we find enemy bunched up, like we did in Shah-e-Kot mountains, that the military has all the support it needs to go in and do the job, which they did.

And there will be other battles in Afghanistan. There's going to be other struggles like Shah-e-Kot. And I'm just as confident about the outcome of those future battles as I was about Shah-e-kot, where our soldiers are performing brilliantly; we're tough, we're strong, they're well-equipped, we have a good strategy. We are showing the world we know how to fight a guerrilla war with conventional means.

QUESTION: Do you believe the threat that bin Laden posed won't truly be eliminated until he is found either dead of alive?

BUSH: As I say, we hadn't heard much from him. And I wouldn't necessarily say he's at the center of any command structure. And, you know, again, I don't know where he is.

I'll repeat what I said: I truly am not that concerned about him. I know he is on the run. I was concerned about him when he had taken over a country. I was concerned about the fact that he was basically running Afghanistan and calling the shots for the Taliban.

But, you know, once we set out the policy and started executing the plan, he became -- we shoved him out more and more on the margins.


Return of the Zonkboard 


We've dusted off the uncensored chat device for your running real time thoughts on the debate. Have at it. Mind yer manners. May the best Kerry win.


One More Hour 




Kerry's last shot at a huge audience. Hardball made the point that Bush can make news any damned time he wants from this point forward. Come back to this post after the debate, and make your presence felt - media list from the DNC:
CBS: http://www.cbsnews.com/
CNN: http://www.cnn.com/
Fox News: http://www.foxnews.com/
MSNBC: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/
Wall Street Journal: http://www.wsj.com/
Akron Beacon-Journal: http://www.ohio.com/
Atlanta Journal-Constitution: http://www.ajc.com/
Detroit News: http://www.detnews.com/
Los Angeles Times: http://www.latimes.com/
Minneapolis-St. Paul Star-Tribune: http://www.startribune.com/
Orlando Sentinel: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/
Philadelphia Inquirer: http://www.philly.com/
South Florida Sun-Sentinel: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/


Oh, Well, THAT'S a Relief 


The Bush crackheads will see this as a big victory for their side. That's how perverse these people are.
Germany Rejects Speculation That Iraq Policy May Change

German officials today reaffirmed their policy of not contributing troops to the American-led coalition in Iraq and rejected speculation, prompted by a remark by the country's defense minister, that that policy might change in the foreseeable future.

"There will be no German soldiers in Iraq," a government spokeman, Thomas Steg, said, answering reporters' questions about a report in The Financial Times in which Defense Minister Peter Struck seemed to hold the door open for a possible change in Germany's policy.


From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


This Guy's Getting a Memo from Michael Powell... 


Blah3.com found this:
Copps tickets Sinclair

FCC commissioner Michael J. Copps attacked Sinclair Broadcasting on Tuesday for its plan to force its 62 TV stations to carry a primetime documentary critical of Sen. John Kerry during the week before Election Day, calling the decision "an abuse of the public trust."

"And it is proof positive of media consolidation run amok," Copps said in a statement, "when one owner can use the public airwaves to blanket the country with its political ideology -- whether liberal or conservative."
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FCC commissioner Copps' statement took Sinclair to task for long-term partisan sympathies, saying the group's ABC affiliates "refused to air 'Nightline's' reading of our war dead in Iraq." Copps added that Sinclair "short-shrifts local communities and local jobs by distance-casting news and weather from hundreds of miles away."
Whoa. His boss, FCC Chairman Michael "Boobs Are Bad" Powell, has got to be snorting smoke over this - a tearing-down of his pet issue by one of his commissioners. This might get interesting...

Hey, let's check that Sinclair stock today, shall we?



THUD.


Freeway Free Speech Update 


The Freeway Blogger has the first photos of today's national day of freeway blogging. Impressive stuff...


Youngstown, Ohio - Hello.


Hideous 


Republicans supposedly have been going town-to-town registering voters - and then throwing out the Democrats' forms. The lowest. The absolute lowest.
Voter Registrations Possibly Trashed

Employees of a private voter registration company allege that hundreds, perhaps thousands of voters who may think they are registered will be rudely surprised on election day. The company claims hundreds of registration forms were thrown in the trash.

Anyone who has recently registered or re-registered to vote outside a mall or grocery store or even government building may be affected.

The I-Team has obtained information about an alleged widespread pattern of potential registration fraud aimed at Democrats. The focus of the story is a private registration company called Voters Outreach of America, AKA America Votes.

The out-of-state firm has been in Las Vegas for the past few months, registering voters. It employed up to 300 part-time workers and collected hundreds of registrations per day, but former employees of the company say that Voters Outreach of America only wanted Republican registrations.
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The company has been largely, if not entirely funded, by the Republican National Committee. Similar complaints have been received in Reno where the registrar has asked the FBI to investigate.
THIS IS IMPORTANT: Double-check to see if your registration has been processed. YOU CAN DO IT. IT'S EASY. Do a Google search for your local board of elections. Send them an e-mail with your vital info (you shouldn't have to give them your party affiliation) and ask if your registration has been processed. You'll hear from them within a day or two. I've done it here in L.A. They responded almost immediately. It's well worth your time. Do it now.

dKos has LOTS more on this story.


Safari Again 


Okay, looks like the new placement of the Big Poll is wreaking havoc with Mac users who insist on using Safari which hates new HTML. What we'll do is dumb it down to two answers (y'know - like CNN does) and fit it into the left column after today. We don't want to slide the sponsors down any further - after all they did help us buy that polling system.

Meanwhile, if the publishers of Safari (I think it's Coleco or Commodore) update their browser to modern times, we'll be all over it.

UPDATE: Okay. Fixed. I hope. I'm sure I'll find out soon enough.


Hoffmania Stock Market Update 


Today's the Day - Tonight's the Night 


The final debate between the Navy Lieutenant and the little crackhead is tonight 9pm ET / 6pm PT.

Today's the big day for the Freeway Blogger's National Freeway Free Speech Day. Signs, ho.



Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, October 12

When the System Throws a Block, Circumvent the System 



Every Blue State has a Red City. Ours is San Diego. Still, enough students struck back at Cal State San Marcos' president's cancellation of Michael Moore's speaking engagement. Let's hear it for these guys.
Moore Addresses Students In Speech That Almost Didn't Happen

Michael Moore addressed California State San Marcos students Tuesday night in a speech that was almost not going to happen.

University President Karen Haynes canceled the filmmaker's visit to the campus because she refused to spend state money on partisan politics, and she didn't have enough time to bring another speaker whose viewpoints could balance Moore's liberal bent.

The cancellation caused an uproar on campus, and the student government raised money on its own to finance Moore's visit, which cost $37,000.

Moore spoke at the Del Mar Fairgrounds as part of a 60-city "Slacker Uprising Tour" tour to urge students to vote.


Financial Times: Germany Welcomes Kerry's Summit 


Wow. Kerry wasn't kidding when he said he could bring our allies together. Bush will say that Germany is trying to swerve our election. We say more power to 'em. All I know is this go-it-alone shit just is not working.
Germany in rethink on Iraq force deployment

Germany might deploy troops in Iraq if conditions there change, Peter Struck, the German defence minister, indicated on Tuesday in a gesture that appears to provide backing for John Kerry, the US Democratic presidential challenger.

In an interview with the Financial Times, Mr Struck departed from his government's resolve not to send troops to Iraq under any circumstances, saying: "At present I rule out the deployment of German troops in Iraq. In general, however, there is no one who can predict developments in Iraq in such a way that he could make a such a binding statement [about the future]."

Mr Struck also welcomed Mr Kerry's proposal that he would convene an international conference on Iraq including countries that opposed the war if he were to win next month's election.

Germany would certainly attend, Mr Struck said. "This is a very sensible proposal. The situation in Iraq can only be cleared up when all those involved sit together at one table. Germany has taken on responsibilities in Iraq, including financial ones; this would naturally justify our involvement in such a conference."


Flashback: September 26, 2002 


On that date, the White House made this grave assessment to the world. I just kinda thought the world might want to remember this.
Global Message

  • The security of our country is the commitment of both political parties, and the responsibility of both elected branches of government.

  • Elected officials are working for a strong Congressional resolution that sends a clear message: UN Security Council demands must be followed and the Iraqi dictator must be disarmed. These requirements will be met, or they will be enforced.

  • The danger is grave and growing. The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons and is rebuilding facilities to make more. It could launch a biological or chemical attack 45 minutes after the order is given. The regime is seeking a nuclear bomb -- and, with fissile material, could build one within a year.

  • Iraq's regime has longstanding and continuing ties to terrorist groups -- there are al-Qaida terrorists inside Iraq. The regime also practices the rape of women and the torture of dissenters and their children as methods of intimidation.

  • The President has made it clear: we refuse to live in a future of fear. We are determined to build a future of security and peace for the world.



  • We Need To Fix This Surplus! 


    Hoffmania Stock Market Update 


    Equating Terrorism with Being a Nuisance - Who Said This? 


    "Can we win the war on terrorism? Yes, I think we can, in the sense that we can win the war on organized crime. There is going to be no peace treaty on the battleship Missouri in the war on terrorism, but we can break its back so that it is only a horrible nuisance and not a paralyzing influence on our societies."
    Well, Kerry kinda said the same thing in the NY Times Magazine last Sunday. But these exact words were spoken in 2002 by this guy - Gen. Brent Scowcroft. Funny how they wasted millions of dollars and thousand of campaign miles attacking the words originally of a general who served both Bushes.

    This looks like a trap set by Kerry, and the crackheads got their necks snapped by it. WELL played, John. Well played.

    UPDATE: Looks like word hasn't reached the little jackass yet - he's still running around the country bashing the concept. What a dope.
    LINK - At a rally in Hobbs, N.M., the Republican incumbent ridiculed Kerry for saying in an interview in the New York Times Magazine, ''We have to get back to the place we were, where terrorists are not the focus of our lives but they're a nuisance.''

    In the interview published Sunday, Kerry compared the anti-terror battle to efforts by law enforcement to root out prostitution or illegal gambling, knowing such an activity could never be ended but could be reduced to where ''it isn't threatening people's lives every day.'' He cited his experience as a former prosecutor in Massachusetts.

    ''I couldn't disagree more,'' Bush said. ''Our goal is not to reduce terror to some acceptable level of nuisance. Our goal is to defeat terror by staying on the offensive.''

    The Bush campaign also takes on the ''nuisance'' comment in a new television ad. And Vice President Dick Cheney, campaigning in Medford, N.J., called Kerry's remarks ''naive and dangerous.''
    As naive and as dangerous as...your own international security rep? Oh, THIS is GOOOOOOD...!


    The Right Wing Spin Machine Spews Up Something New 


    NewsMax with their usual twisted reasoning...
    Can Democrat critics of Sinclair Broadcasting, who now demand that the upstart network cancel plans to air a documentary on John Kerry's anti-Vietnam war activities, actually be serious?

    More than a month after CBS News star Dan Rather aired forged military records trashing President Bush in a blatant attempt to swing the election to John Kerry, not a single CBS News staffer has been fired - even though forging military records is a federal felony punishable by up to 20 years in jail.
    Ya see, folks...Rather APOLOGIZED. Has Bush apologized for the close to 1,100 dead Americans for "disarming Saddam"? Nope. And last I checked, murder is one of them federal felonies, too.

    Oh yeah. Nobody STILL has come forward to say that what was said in those military docs was untrue. NO ONE.

    We all know an apology won't bring those kids back to life. But the little crackhead can't even bring himself to say it. It wrecks his little "tough guy" act.

    Screw Bush and all who believe in him.

    UPDATE: Wow - no sooner did I post this than did I find this nice little Nation piece posted at CBSNews.com. Sweeeet:
    Sinclair: 'Attackumentary' = News

    (The Nation) This column from The Nation was written by Ari Berman.

    Republicans must really be feeling desperate. The GOP-coddling Sinclair Broadcasting Group -- whose sixty-four stations reach 25 percent of the national television audience -- is forcing its local stations to run an anti-Kerry propaganda film a week before the November 2 election, the Los Angeles Times reported Saturday. The documentary Stolen Honor, produced by former Tom Ridge stooge Carlton Sherwood, and airing between October 21 and 24, accuses Kerry of actually prolonging the war in Vietnam as a result of his antiwar activism.

    Sinclair's stations include Fox, ABC, CBS, WB and UPN, fourteen of which air in crucial swing states. Federal election law prohibits public corporations and labor unions from airing "electioneering communication" sixty days before an election. But Sinclair dubs the anti-Kerry attackumentary "news content."

    A cursory look at Sinclair's recent record shows which side the broadcasting company is on. This is the same Sinclair Broadcasting Group who last April cried wolf over an attempt to "influence public opinion" by forbidding its seven ABC affiliates from airing a Nightline special devoted to the soldiers killed in Iraq.

    The same Sinclair who gave $66,000 to the Republican Party in 2004.

    The same Sinclair who required weather men to read a statement supporting President Bush's war on terror in 2001.

    The same Sinclair who prevented a Madison, Wisconsin Fox affiliate from airing an advertisement by the Democratic National Committee last July.

    The same Sinclair who today forces local stations against their will to run a daily "commentary" segment by its corporate spokesman which calls the French "cheese eating surrender monkeys," and antiwar Congressman "unpatriotic politicians who hate our military."

    You get the picture.
    Sadly, 25% of America gets Sinclair's picture. Nice punch to their fat gut, though...


    "Vote For Change" Concert TiVo Moment 


    Springsteen deservedly went 'way into overtime last night at MCI Center - as usual for him, by almost an hour.

    The great moment during that OT: The Boss' revival-meeting act urging swing voters to get off their couches, turn the volume all the way up so the walls shake, take off their clothes, put one hand on the television set, say "Halliburton" three times fast - then throw open the window and yell "A change is gonna come!"

    All the acts I saw were outstanding (6-1/2 hours long, folks. I'll see it all someday). But John Fogerty was elevated to almost godlike status - hell, Springsteen played backup for HIM. And he's the only one outside of the Boss who didn't need a crib sheet for the sub-finale of "Peace, Love and Understanding." The BIG finale of "People Have The Power" (where EVERYONE was on stage) was a sound designer's nightmare - about 40 guitars, 20 mics, and inexplicably, 13 accordionists (okay - not really), and one smokin' drummer who took the night off from Conan to work his ass off.

    This should have been on at least basic cable - and I don't know if Sundance descrambled for the show, but it should have. Again I ask, where was MTV when we needed it? Oh yeah. It was no longer its own network.

    And in answer to that favorite wingnut question, "Why do we care what a bunch of rock and roll people have to say?" To which we reply: A whole pantload more than what some oafish, naive, non-inclusive oily talkshow host isolated in their radio studio has to say.

    These people said it with dignity, class and the truth. Oh, and with some kickass music.

    Congratulations to Robert Redford and Sundance. It was 13 hours (with the replay) of great activist rock and roll TV.


    Bush's Latest Ad Makes EVERYONE Uneasy 


    And it ain't just Democrats. The little crackhead may have gone over the line in approving this message...
    Bush Attack Ad Is Questioned

    With a new advertisement that accuses Sen. John F. Kerry of viewing terrorism as a "nuisance," President Bush is continuing his push to depict his Democratic opponent in a harshly negative light.

    But some analysts warned Monday that his campaign was playing loose with the facts - and that the attack could backfire.

    The new ad, which began appearing late Sunday on national cable stations, has drawn protests from the Kerry campaign and other critics, who say the Bush camp took a line out of context from a recent newspaper interview with the Massachusetts senator.

    Some critics said the ad followed a pattern of the president distorting his rival's record on taxes, healthcare and other matters in an attempt to portray him as too liberal and unfit to lead the fight against terrorism.

    They said the pattern began after polls showed the race tightening and after Bush stumbled during his first debate with Kerry.

    Kerry has also been accused of distortions in his attacks on Bush. But Republican pollster Tony Fabrizio, who is not working for the Bush campaign, said Bush's attacks could wind up hurting the president by undermining his credibility.

    "The Bush campaign did an effective job creating questions about Sen. Kerry's credibility that led them to a double-digit lead" in several national polls in early September, Fabrizio said. "But it would be a shame if that knife were turned on them because they pushed the envelope too far with ads like they released" Sunday.

    Marshall Wittman, a former aide to Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) who is a registered independent and recently joined the Democratic Leadership Council, said of the new ad: "They want to demonize the opposition by any means necessary, and if that means distorting one sentence in an 11,000-word article, then so be it."
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    On the campaign trail Monday, Bush appeared to backtrack a bit from the new ad. He continued to criticize Kerry's choice of the word "nuisance," but noted that the Democrat had used it in the context of trying to diminish terrorism.


    From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 


    You Never Have Your Own Back 


    Here's a great media story shot to us by Barry Champlain - a cautionary tale about keeping your eye on the enemy - when you should have been looking down the hall instead. It's about an indie radio station that aggressively challenged Clear Channel and got screwed on the brink of success. More of a business lesson than anything political, but it's a sore subject with a lot of us media watchers. Read Fighting the Power from the (Oakland) East Bay Express.

    Hoffmania Posts for Monday, October 11

    Mr. Kerry - CALL SINCLAIR'S BLUFF! 


    That's right. Call their bluff. Call Sinclair on their "equal time" gambit. Show up and match their hour of the Kerry smear with another hour. An hour of John Forbes Kerry setting the record straight. Going after Bush. Going after Cheney. Going after the failed policies of this administration.

    On all 62 of the Sinclair stations. Every one of them.

    For good measure, bring along some tapes of your own. Bush in the Florida classroom. U.S. soldiers in Iraq being ambushed. A woman who loses her son in combat. Where can you get these clips?

    A phone call to Micahel Moore ought to do it. He'll be pleased to supply the clips for this.

    But do it! Call them on their bluff to give you an hour of equal time. And if they lay ANY restrictions on you, they'll be revealed as the partisan liars which they are.

    Go. A free hour of primetime TV airtime awaits. And you'll have the last word, Mr. Kerry.

    That is, if Sinclair's as fair as they claim to be.

    And if they decide to pull the thing entirely, then we'll know how they had ulterior motives.


    STrib: Sinclair Abusing the Airwaves 


    This is the best ammo we have - enlightened media. They've been finally laying the smackdown on wingnut media this year, and it ain't stopping. The Star-Tribune not only criticizes Sinclair's poltical gambit, but drags all their dirty laundry out of the hamper. It's great to see, that whole checks and balances thing.
    Editorial: October surprise/Airing an anti-Kerry screed

    If the stunt that Sinclair Broadcasting Group is pulling isn't against the law, it ought to be. Sinclair, owner of more American television stations than any other company, has ordered all 62 of its holdings -- which collectively reach a quarter of American households -- to suspend normal programming for one evening just before the upcoming presidential election. The stations are instead to air a one-hour conservative diatribe against Sen. John Kerry. This is a flagrant and cynical abuse of the public's airwaves for a partisan political purpose, an action that should put Sinclair's federal broadcast licenses in jeopardy. For comparison, imagine that WCCO's owner, CBS, ordered it to broadcast Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11."

    Indeed, Moore's film, while avowedly anti-Bush, is tame compared to the so-called documentary Sinclair plans to broadcast. "Stolen Honor: Wounds that Never Heal" focuses on Kerry's antiwar activities 30 years ago. A Web site for the film says it exposes Kerry's "record of betrayal." In the film, one Vietnam POW asserts that Kerry "committed an act of treason. He lied, he besmirched our name and he did it for self-interest. And now he wants us to forget." More than a dozen of the television stations required to air this screed are in the key battleground states of Wisconsin, Florida, Pennsylvania and Ohio.

    Sinclair's stable of stations includes franchises for ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox, which makes the problem all the worse because it generates so much viewer confusion. Normally, none of those networks, not even Fox, would broadcast such programming. And all of them should be worried about what Sinclair is doing to their credibility.

    This is not an hourlong ad (although that will be its effect). To sidestep requirements of fairness, Sinclair is broadcasting "Stolen Honor" as a news program -- even though it wasn't produced by any sort of credible news organization. It was written by a former reporter for the off-the-wall Washington Times and paid for -- at least initially -- by a group of Pennsylvania veterans.

    Asked to justify the "news" label, a spokesman for Sinclair said the topic is important and "hasn't been out in the marketplace, and in the news marketplace," ignoring completely the controversy that claimed so much air time in August over the barrage of hateful ads by the Swift Boat Vets for Truth.

    There's a reason shock jock Howard Stern is moving to satellite radio. It's the same reason that porn is available via cable or satellite television. It's the same reason the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) decided to fine CBS $550,000 for showing Janet Jackson's bare breast. Cable and satellite, with their almost unlimited capacities, are unregulated, and companies can do pretty much what they want.

    But in broadcast radio and television, stations are licensed by the FCC and required to serve the public interest, in return for being able to use a bit of the finite, publicly owned airwaves. Sinclair is thumbing its political nose at its public-interest responsibilities.

    It's not the first time. Last April, Sinclair forbade its ABC affiliates to broadcast a program of "Nightline" that was devoted to reading the names of U.S. dead in Iraq. Sinclair said that program was politically motivated. Just reading the names of war dead is too political, but accusing a presidential nominee of treason qualifies as news?

    Many people argue over whether this network or that has a political bias. But those arguments are over nuance -- small stuff compared to this. Here we have a non-network owner of television stations using its properties to inject a bitterly partisan work into the closing weeks of a very close presidential race -- and calling it "news." It's outrageous. If the FCC lets this one by after all the fuss made about Jackson's breast, then we need a new FCC, not to mention new laws reversing the consolidation of media ownership that gives unscrupulous companies such as Sinclair so much power.


    A Big Brass Pair - And They Clang 



    VIDEO (Windows Media format) - REPOSTED BY REQUEST. Rep. Tim Ryan of Ohio (17th District) kicks some serious ass on the floor of the House last Tuesday.

    THIS is why we must win the House and Senate. We MUST have more people like this if - God forbid - Bush pulls off another coup d'etat. Otherwise, we have no recourse and no policing him - again.


    From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


    Busy Week for Activism 


    We've told you about the Freeway Blogger's National Freeway Free Speech Day this Wednesday - there's still time to join in. Also, don't forget the Sundance Channel's presentation of the Vote For Change concert. You can watch it online if you don't have Sundance - 6:30pm ET.

    We also heard from our good friend, actor Bob "Don't Call Me Ron" Silver about a road trip from L.A. to Las Vegas to try to swing the vote away from the dark side. Here's the scuttlebutt:
    Swing State trip #5 to Las Vegas

    WHEN: October 16 @ 7:00 AM
    WHERE: Our goal is 300 Kerry supporters on this trip so please sign up NOW!!!!

    The push is on. This is the 1st weekend they can vote in NV.

    Where are we going? Vegas baby!! What insiders call the Nevada 3rd Congressional

    When? We depart on Saturday, Oct. 16th.

    Pick ups at:
    7:00am from the Metro station at Marine and Redondo Beach Ave. and return on Sunday, Oct. 17th before 11:00pm.

    North Hollywood at 7:00am, Norwalk at 7:15am and at Monrovia at 7:30am, so hop on board and get on the bus!

    We will add more pick up points if requested...

    Why? Because our fellow Democrats have asked us to help them get out the vote in securing their 5 electoral votes for John Kerry. Oh, and because we have the passion and fire to do it!!

    What we'll be doing? We have something for everyone from walking "door to door", data entry, phone calling.... Even taking people to the polls they can start to vote in NV starting OCT. 16.

    Cost: Free bus ride with a suggested donation of $35. Shared hotel room in Jean, NV $20

    If you can't make this trip, sign up for the next trip or sponsor an other volunteer.

    Contact: lasvegas4kerry@aol.com


    KITTY, KITTY, KITTY. 


    This cat does Friday Cat Blogging any goddamned day he wants.


    LINK - Rick Cajigas holds his 23 pound Maine Coon cat as they wait to be judged at the Cat Show New York, October 9, 2004. The Cat Show New York features more than 40 feline breeds and 25,000 devoted cat lovers.


    He Believed 



    Christopher Reeve had every reason to give up hope on his condition after the 1995 horse riding tragedy. Instead, he wanted desperately to prove the odds were wrong, and held out in a heroic manner the instinct that he would walk among us again.

    Sadly, reality overruled his instincts. It'd be safe to say that the discussion on stem cell research will be kicked up a few notches because of his passing - as it would be to say that Reeve would not have a problem with that at all.


    If I Were Any Kind of a Hacker... 


    ...I'd replace the My Free HDTV graphic on the Sinclair website with one of our Dope-Cheney banners. But I'm not, so that idea should just leave our heads. Right now. Don't even think of it.

    By the way, here's a link list of their fine television stations who would love to hear from you about their magnificent entertainment programming. But read this first.


    Want a Job with the Bush Campaign? 


    Here's how it's done.

    Kerry says something.
    Bush twists it into something completely different.
    Kerry corrects Bush.
    Bush calls Kerry a flip-flopper.
    Repeat.


    Well, Of COURSE Sinclair Wants Bush Back In! 


    I mean, if I were a Sinclair stockholder, I'd want to see this continued growth in the company I invested in! Wouldn't you?



    The Kerry-bashing film will probably make its stock skyrocket to about $2.84...


    Flash Animation Time 


    The National Jewish Democratic Council tosses their Flash into the ring. Check it out.


    Viewer Mail: Kerry's NYT Mag Cover Story 


    A message of concern wafts in...
    I think Kerry lost the election this weekend when his comments regarding a comparison of terrorism with prostitution and gambling were published.

    Please don't get me wrong, I understood where he was trying to go but the Bush machine already has an ad out twisting his statement and it is pretty powerful. Originally the volunteer coordinator for Clark, I know that many of my cohorts (there were a significant number of us) were not totally enamored with Kerry. I'm sure that is also true of those of you who were Dean guys from the get go. It just keeps getting tougher and tougher to stand by this guy as he continues to shoot himself in the foot.

    He hasn't rebutted the "Global test" distortion successfully (again I understood what he meant) and his failure to wail into the Swift Boat assholes forever allowed that pile of BS to circulate forever. He either is not listening to his advisors or he has assembled the dumbest team on earth. Damn.

    I'm still going to vote the Kerry Edwards ticket but I honest to God believe the campaign is done.

    With great respect for the job you have done,

    Sincerely,

    Frank
    Plano, Texas
    First, the good news, Frank:
    Kerry Opens Three-Point Lead on Bush

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic challenger John Kerry expanded his slight lead over President Bush to three points in a tight race for the White House, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Monday.

    The Massachusetts senator held a 47-44 percent lead over Bush in the latest three-day tracking poll, up two points from Sunday. Bush's support dropped one point and Kerry's support rose one point in the new poll.
    The down news here is that the Bush machine is now going to go into full-court press, which means a sneakier, nastier and yes, dirtier campaign. Here's the passage from the article:
    LINK - When I asked Kerry what it would take for Americans to feel safe again, he displayed a much less apocalyptic worldview. ''We have to get back to the place we were, where terrorists are not the focus of our lives, but they're a nuisance,'' Kerry said. ''As a former law-enforcement person, I know we're never going to end prostitution. We're never going to end illegal gambling. But we're going to reduce it, organized crime, to a level where it isn't on the rise. It isn't threatening people's lives every day, and fundamentally, it's something that you continue to fight, but it's not threatening the fabric of your life.''

    This analogy struck me as remarkable, if only because it seemed to throw down a big orange marker between Kerry's philosophy and the president's. Kerry, a former prosecutor, was suggesting that the war, if one could call it that, was, if not winnable, then at least controllable. If mobsters could be chased into the back rooms of seedy clubs, then so, too, could terrorists be sent scurrying for their lives into remote caves where they wouldn't harm us.
    There's the context. And we know the Bush campaign has no tolerance for context. It's going to happen. The response to the Bush attack is simple: "That's our GOAL - not our current condition. Let us do the worrying. Let us bear the brunt of the concern. It's our job to protect you, and we will. Americans should not live in constant fear generated by their government. We won't return to a pre-9/11 mindset. We'll return to a pre-Bush mindset, where domestic terrorism was contained, not ignored. Where the president took action on PDBs, instead of continuing a month-long vacation."

    Of course, Bush will shoot back that there were terror attacks pre-Bush, but we've dealt with that - hasn't been much of a talking point lately.

    Kerry's a big boy. He can defend himself. Bush will always be Bush. Anything Kerry says - ANYTHING - will be twisted beyond recognition by Bush. If the undecideds still can't see that Bush will not stop crying "wolf" by November 2nd, then they should stay home.

    Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, October 10

    You Forgot Poland 


    "Pre-Senile Dementia" 


    You watch this video, and you almost pity how Bush has deteriorated in just ten years. It's a blinding contrast between his debating skills when he ran for Texas governor, and his condition today - described by Dr. Joseph Price in the August 2004 Atlantic Monthly as "pre-senile dementia." We call it simply astonishing.


    Didja Notice...? 




    Nobody's really dug up any dirt on John Edwards? It's amazing, really. I know Tucker Carlson tried the "Jacuzzi Lawsuit Lawyer" thing, but that didn't stick - especially since people found out the context.

    But for the most part, Edwards doesn't have anything resembling the rap sheet Cheney has racked up.


    From the Pen of: Steve Sack 


    From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


    Surprise! 


    Iraq got its October surprise: a visit from Rummy. Rummy got a surprise in return.
    Baghdad Blasts Kill 11; Rumsfeld Visits

    Two car bombs shook the capital in quick succession Sunday, killing at least 11 people, including an American soldier, and wounding 16, U.S. and Iraqi officials said, as Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to troops in the field. A Marine was reported killed in action west of the capital.

    Rumsfeld met with American troops in Iraq's western desert, telling them it was unlikely the United States would pull out any troops before next year's elections. He said the violence was expected to increase in the run-up to the elections.

    It was Rumsfeld's first visit to Iraq since the United States handed over authority to an interim government June 28. With American troops getting killed at a rate of more than one per day in Iraq, Rumsfeld's trip was not announced in advance.

    A suicide attacker detonated a minibus packed with explosives near an eastern Baghdad police academy, police Cap. Ali Ayez said at the scene. At least four mangled bodies lay on the street amid scattered shoes, papers and a handbag. Police collected body parts on stretchers.

    Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, October 9

    A Big Brass Pair - and They Clang 



    VIDEO (Windows Media format) - Rep. Tim Ryan of Ohio (17th District) kicks some serious ass on the floor of the House last Tuesday.

    THIS is why we must win the House and Senate. We MUST have more people like this if - God forbid - Bush pulls off another coup d'etat. Otherwise, we have no recourse and no policing him - again.


    Crawford Paper Pays the Price for Kerry Endorsement 


    This is really sad - and really sick. The Crawford, TX Iconoclast meets the dark side of the hometown boy's campaign.
    Aftermath Of Last Week's Editorial Endorsement

    We have been told by several avid Bush supporters that the days when newspapers publish editorials without personal repercussions are over. As publishers, we have printed editorials for decades, and have endorsed candidates, both Republican and Democrat. When Bush was endorsed four years ago, the Gore supporters did not respond with threats, nor did Democrats when we endorsed Reagan twice. Republicans did not threaten us personally or our business when we endorsed Carter and Clinton for their first terms.

    In the past, when individuals disagreed with an editorial, they would write a letter to the editor politely expressing a different point of view in contrast to the views of the publishers, which we have usually published. Occasionally someone would cancel a subscription or an ad, but this was rare.

    The goal of the editorial page has been to provide an arena for the expression of a variety of thoughtful opinions, some by the publishers, some by columnists, and some by our readers.

    The new mode of operation, I am told, is that when a newspaper prints an editorial of which some sectors might disagree, the focus is now upon how to run the newspaper out of business. Out the window are the contributions the newspaper has made to the community in the past and the newspaper's extensive investment in the community.

    We do understand peoples' rights to pull subscriptions and ads, and to express a differing opinion, but we have some trouble understanding threats and payback since in politics there are often a variety of options. For the publishers to herald one of the options should be no cause for persecution.

    When you think about it, editorials are often displayed in people's yards with campaign signs. These are endorsements by residents. Is it proper to persecute them for stating their opinions in this manner if you disagree with their choices? Should they be harassed and threatened? We don't think so.

    Unfortunately, for the Iconoclast and its publishers there have been threats - big ones including physical harm.

    Too, some individuals are threatening innocent commercial concerns, claiming that if they advertise in The Iconoclast, they will be run out of business. We consider this improper in a democracy.

    Several young members of our staff covering Tonkawa Traditions this past weekend were angrily harassed and threatened that they must leave, which cut short their ability to fully do their jobs and instilled in them considerable fear for their safety. These reporters had nothing to do with that editorial. They were part-time college students working to pay their way through school and better themselves.

    Although several members of the community are upset at the newspaper, there are still those who want us to continue with local coverage as we have in the past. We do have concern for the safety of our staff, however, and find it troubling when they are bullied and cannot do their jobs.


    I'm Really Sick of This Test of Character 


    Y'know - this is fine for judging talkshow hosts, baseball players and sizing up real potential friends. But call me nuts - I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to have a beer with my president. I want them brighter than me, smarter than me, classier than me.

    Oh, yeah. I also want my president to be more sober than me. I'm just crazy that way.

    Why is this still a valid question in the eyes of the press? This L.A. Times editorial this morning just pissed me off.
    EDITORIAL
    Paging Bill Clinton

    Bill Clinton was a rarity - the smartest kid in the class with whom everyone wanted to hang out. John Kerry is no Bill Clinton. The senator comes across as the smartest kid in the class, but a recent Zogby poll shows that only 9% of Americans would prefer to have a beer with him rather than President Bush.

    Kerry failed in Friday night's town hall debate to address this weakness and bond with the audience, leaving ideologically uncommitted voters to choose between the smarter candidate and the likable one. Bush elicited more laughter from the audience, though he himself wasn't particularly engaging. At one point, the famously remote Kerry presumptuously assumed that only he, Bush and Charles Gibson, the moderator, would be affected by any tax increase for people making more than $200,000. Was he rendering a verdict on what the audience was wearing?


    Why One Element of the Telecommunications Act Should Be Reinstated 


    No, not necessarily the Fairness Doctrine. Otherwise, Air America stations would be saddled with that equal time thing as well as the wingnut stations. I'm talking about the better equalizer: The ability for the public to challenge broadcast license renewals every few years.

    This kept broadcasters more honest than the Fairness Doctrine ever did. It was the true litmus test as to whether or not the station was in fact operating "in the public interest."

    Of course today, we'd have the Rove Rats challenging the licenses of all the aforementioned Air America affiliates every time theirs came up for renewal. But I can still dream - especially when I read a story like this.
    Conservative TV Group to Air Anti-Kerry Film
    Sinclair, with reach into many of the nation's homes, will preempt prime-time shows. Experts call the move highly unusual.

    NEW YORK - The conservative-leaning Sinclair Broadcast Group, whose television outlets reach nearly a quarter of the nation's homes with TV, is ordering its stations to preempt regular programming just days before the Nov. 2 election to air a film that attacks Sen. John F. Kerry's activism against the Vietnam War, network and station executives familiar with the plan said Friday.

    Sinclair's programming plan, communicated to executives in recent days and coming in the thick of a close and intense presidential race, is highly unusual even in a political season that has been marked by media controversies.

    Sinclair has told its stations - many of them in political swing states such as Ohio and Florida - to air "Stolen Honor: Wounds That Never Heal," sources said. The film, funded by Pennsylvania veterans and produced by a veteran and former Washington Times reporter, features former POWs accusing Kerry - a decorated Navy veteran turned war protester - of worsening their ordeal by prolonging the war. Sinclair will preempt regular prime-time programming from the networks to show the film, which may be classified as news programming, according to TV executives familiar with the plan.
    _______

    The airing of "Stolen Honor" will be followed by a panel discussion, which Kerry will be asked to join, thus potentially satisfying fairness regulations, the sources said.

    Kerry campaign officials said they had been unaware of Sinclair's plans to air the film, and said Kerry had not received an invitation to appear.
    Apparently, everyone associated with this project isn't a human being. They appear to be...cockroaches.
    Executives at Sinclair did not return calls seeking comment, but the Kerry campaign accused the company of pressuring its stations to influence the political process.
    _______

    "Stolen Honor" was made by Carlton Sherwood, a Vietnam veteran and former reporter for the conservative Washington Times who is also the author of a book about the Rev. Sun Myung Moon. On the website for the film, he tells viewers, "Intended or not, Lt. Kerry painted a depraved portrait of Vietnam veterans, literally creating the images of those who served in combat as deranged drug-addicted psychopaths, baby killers" that endured for 30 years in the popular culture.

    Sherwood did not return calls seeking comment.
    Hey, what a surprise. Wingnut Fake Tough-Guys - doing what they do best: throwing verbal hand grenades into the public, then running under the refrigerator when the lights come on.


    Got Wood? 


    You can bid on it on the internets, y'know. Or get the special autographed edition. Get some wood now - and deny it later!


    From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 

    Hoffmania Posts for Friday, October 8

    And Finally... 


    Kos points out that most of the good reviews of Kerry came from Fox News. What a weird night - Bush not looking sedated this time made a lot of the puppetheads swoon. Sad, really, that we're back to lowered expectations from the guy who's running the goddamn country. As I said earlier tonight, the sheer volume of Bush's shrillness is being (mis)interpreted as strength. And as I said earlier - bullshit.

    To further the SCLM myth, everyone, including Brokaw, thought Kerry's look-into-the-camera moment was his version of "Read My Lips." Quick math in my head tells me that the middle-class tax cut is an ENORMOUS money-saver over tax cuts for the wealthy. And Kerry didn't do a blanket "No New Taxes" as Bush I did - he's going to restructure it so the middle-class has more to spend. BIG difference. Sadly, most of what the middle-class will spend it on is their enormous debt from the last four years.

    I'm guessing that this was one of those debates where everyone feels as if their guy won. I thought Kerry was very articulate and Bush was just yapping for his political life. And Bush didn't wheel the bin Laden gorilla cage out onto the stage, so the October surprise is still a secret.

    Huge kudos, however, to the Kerry gang at the WU campus tonight. They OWN the background of MSNBC's After Hours coverage. And DAMN - behind Buchanan? That's the biggest Kerry/Edwards sign I've EVER seen on TV.


    CNN Poll 


    Wow! After I voted, they had a dead heat. Here's what I got:



    UPDATE: They finally broke the logjam. Kerry's leading ever so slightly, 92% to 8%.


    Final Question: Three Big Mistakes 


    ...and what Bush did to correct them. A non-specific question which Bush turned into a lecture on Iraq. Bush - again - will let history decide if he made any mistakes. He still has no answer for this. During Kerry's answer on the split-screen, Bush let out a nice little belch. Oh, brother.

    Okay...new poll on top. Have at it there, and leave your thoughts here.


    Bush Finally Settles Down 


    It took 70 minutes. But man, he looks exhausted from all the kicky-feet junk he threw at us for over an hour.


    Olbermann Scores the Debate 




    We mentioned before that Keith Olbermann is scoring each round, and Kerry is mopping the floor with Bush. Check it out.

    UPDATE: His "statistical draw" due to "intangibles" seems to be a way of sucking up to the mandate of the Hardball panel tonight, despite his round-by-round overwhelmingly going to Kerry. Sheesh, Keith. Hope you never judge any of my fights.

    RE-UPDATE: Faith is restored.
    The Scorer's Table, having taken two hours to let the Blogosphere complete its due diligence (and to permit the scorer to retreat to a corner of the room, don cold compresses, and moan quietly), can now quote the truth from "Factcheck.Org": "President Bush himself would have qualified as a 'small business owner' under the Republican definition, based on his 2001 federal income tax returns. He reported $84 of business income from his part ownership of a timber-growing enterprise." Brooks Jackson's marvelous site noted that the timber interest was listed under "royalties" in his 2002 and 2003 returns, indicating The Texas Thunderbolt still has an interest in said concern.

    The point awarded to Mr. Bush in the thirteenth round is hereby withdrawn and awarded to Mr. Kerry, for the latter's enterprising hoisting of his opponent on said opponent's own petard.

    Mr. Bush is also penalized three points for a truth foul.
    Mr. Bush is further penalized two points for getting snarky while in the act of being factually incorrect.

    The thirteenth round, originally scored 2-0 for Mr. Bush, now reverts to a 1-1 draw, and the rounds awarded total now changes from 12 Kerry, 4 Bush, 3 Drawn, to 12 Kerry, 3 Bush, 4 Drawn.

    The final points scoring is now adjusted from Kerry 15, Bush 12, to Kerry 16, Bush 6. The Scorer thus designates the outcome as a Kerry victory outside the margin for statistical error.

    The scorer's table reproaches President Bush for not knowing when he has wood.


    Masterful 


    Folks, you've got to be looking at the next president of the United States. John Kerry is making President Dopey look and sound like an angry child. Kerry's categorically laying out his plan, and Bush is just screaming and name-calling. I don't know how anyone can see it any other way.


    "Mr. President, You're Batting 0 for 2!" 


    Kerry said that right to Bush on after-school programs and healthcare. Kerry is driving Bush nuts. Sorry. Nuttier.


    Thrust! Parry! TOUCHE! 


    Kerry slammed Bush on the Social Security issue! Bush said Kerry did nothing in 20 years. Kerry's reply? Paraphrasing: Not only did Kerry help fix the system in 1997, the government did something that man - Bush - hasn't done - balance the budget!

    If decorum allowed Kerry to say, "Blow me, crackhead," he would have done so. Ouch.

    And on healthcare, Bush pulled out the Cheney line: "Where do I start here?" Then decided to go after Ted Kennedy. Huh? He's losing it. He is just losing it.

    We might be witnessing a meltdown tonight...


    Realtime Poll 


    Top o' the page. Take it (and invite the planet to freep it - I need the traffic).


    Overcompensating 


    Holy Jesus, Bush is making up for his mumblin' bumblin' stumblin' last Thursday by SAYING EVERYTHING REALLY LOUD. He's managed to make Kerry look reasonable again - this time by going the other way.

    You can hear his handlers telling him the people who like him like him because they think he's strong. So he's gotta act strong. And strong means...LOUD AND ANGRY.

    And that's exactly how it's gonna be spun by the wingnut media. "He looked and sounded strong and resolute!" Bullshit. He's just yelling, and he's saying nothing.

    Of course, if someone's playing Black Sabbath in his earpiece, that would explain it.


    What the Snippy Little Crackhead Plans for Tonight 


    Having zero record of his own, he'll do everything he can to discredit Kerry's - and throw in a little danger threat under a Kerry presidency to boot. God, what a sleazebag. I hope Kerry breaks his hand again with the handshake.
    Bush to rely on attack as best form of defence

    George Bush plans to unleash a withering attack on his Democratic challenger in their debate rematch in Missouri tonight, scourging John Kerry's record in the Senate to argue that he would be a dangerous leader.

    With the opinion polls suggesting that Mr Kerry's triumph in the first presidential debate last week has made it a closer race, President Bush cannot afford to let him win another round.

    The Republican strategy presumes that a high-octane attack on Mr Kerry's fitness for office will deflect attention from Mr Bush's performance as the incumbent and put the Democrats on the defensive. That will handicap Democratic efforts to put the spotlight on Mr Bush's conduct of the war in Iraq.
    _______

    "America is safer today with Saddam Hussein in prison," Mr Bush told reporters, but added: "Much of the accumulated body of our intelligence was wrong and we must find out why."

    At the same time he has sought to impress on voters that in his view a Kerry presidency would make the US far less safe. "My opponent's weak, vacillating views would make for a more dangerous world," he said in a fundraising email aimed at supporters yesterday.


    Debate Preview from Tom Toles 


    The Vote for Change Concert Finale 



    And the revolution WILL be televised. The final venue for this great tour will be at MCI Center in D.C., featuring Bonnie Raitt, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, Dave Matthews Band, Dixie Chicks, Jackson Brown, James Taylor, Jurassic 5, Keb' Mo', Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds, Pearl Jam and R.E.M. Soory. That's all.

    Catch it live Monday night on the Sundance Channel - or watch it online here. Bookmark it.


    As If You Don't Have Enough To Do Tonight 


    Actually, this looks like fun. An e-mail floated in by Joe Trippi (and I'm sure it was sent exclusively to us, right?)...
    Hey - Keith Olbermann is doing live blogging of tonight's Presidential debate. Check it out at www.hardblogger.msnbc.com. We are also doing a "Who won the debate?" live vote tonight beginning at 10:30 p.m. ET at www.hardball.msnbc.com. These live votes got over 2 million votes for the last two debates.

    Enjoy the debate!
    Trippi


    By Popular Demand 


    We do take requests here at Hoffmania. That thing in President Dope's ear from last February. Maybe it was the taxi radio calls he was picking up in the last debate that made him say "Let me finish" when he still had 30 seconds left.



    Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, October 7

    Yeah, So He Lied Through His Teeth. So What? 


    I'm sure that Cheney's bald-faced blatant lying to the world doesn't matter to the Dope-Cheney fan base. But here's the AP story about it anyway. They really must stop meeting like this.
    Meeting Was Not First for Cheney, Edwards
    Vice President Dick Cheney, Sen. John Edwards Met Twice Before Debate, Contrary to Cheney's Statement

    Vice President Dick Cheney said Tuesday night that the debate with Democratic Sen. John Edwards marked the first time they had met. In fact, the two had met at least three times previously.

    "Now, in my capacity as vice president, I am the president of Senate, the presiding officer. I'm up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they're in session. The first time I ever met you was when you walked on the stage tonight," Cheney told Edwards during the debate.

    On Feb. 1, 2001, the vice president thanked Edwards by name at a Senate prayer breakfast and sat beside him during the event.

    On April 8, 2001, Cheney and Edwards shook hands when they met off-camera during a taping of NBC's "Meet the Press," moderator Tim Russert said Wednesday on "Today."

    On Jan. 8, 2003, the two met when the first-term North Carolina senator accompanied Elizabeth Dole to her swearing-in by Cheney as a North Carolina senator, Edwards aides also said.

    Edwards didn't forget their prayer-breakfast meeting. The Democratic vice presidential candidate noted the discrepancy at a post-debate rally in a Cleveland park, calling it an example of Cheney "still not being straight with the American people."


    Dick Morris Just Gives Up 


    Remember when Vote.com actually resembled a fair forum? Dick Morris has just thrown any final dustmite of impartiality down the crapper there. Check out the home page. It's totally laughable. His debate advice is a riot - it's all about how Bush can defend against Kerry.

    So Morris doesn't have a beef with the Clintons after all. He just hates non-wingnuts. At least he's streamlining his anger.


    You Saw THIS Coming 




    Yeah. We had to. Click the button to see the new Dope-Cheney Merchandise.


    From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 


    From the Pen of: Jack Ohman 


    From the Pen of: David Horsey 


    Oh, Go Ahead... 


    Copy it and paste it for your own abuse. Inspired by today's L.A. Times editorial...




    DING DING DING DING! Dope/Cheney Trot Out a New Reason for War! 


    So, it wasn't:
    WMDs,
    Past atrocities,
    Buying yellowcake,
    Having mobile weapons labs,
    Humanitarian relief,
    The oppressed Iraqis,
    Meetings with al Qaeda,
    Planning nukes,
    Defying UN resolutions,
    Freedom hating,
    Flying drones,
    or Anything Saddam said
    ...after all! It's OIL FOR FOOD ABUSE! How 'bout that!
    Bush, Cheney concede Saddam had no weapons of mass destruction

    President Bush and his vice president conceded Thursday in the clearest terms yet that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, even as they tried to shift the Iraq war debate to a new issue - whether the invasion was justified because Saddam was abusing a U.N. oil-for-food program.

    Ridiculing the Bush administration's evolving rationale for war, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry shot back: "You don't make up or find reasons to go to war after the fact."

    Vice President Dick Cheney brushed aside the central findings of chief U.S. weapons hunter Charles Duelfer - that Saddam not only had no weapons of mass destruction and had not made any since 1991, but he had no means of making any either - while Bush unapologetically defended his decision to invade Iraq.

    "The Duelfer report showed that Saddam was systematically gaming the system, using the U.N. oil-for-food program to try to influence countries and companies in an effort to undermine sanctions," Bush told reporters as he prepared to fly to campaign events in Wisconsin. "He was doing so with the intent of restarting his weapons program once the world looked away."
    OH, HO HO HO, NOOO! What a freaking DOPE.


    The Dope Is Projecting 


    Interesting choice of color for those W's in this picture...

    Well, now that we know there were not only no WMDs, but Saddam didn't even HAVE plans for WMDs. And WMDs were the reason we went to WAR. I remember the dope's words precisely: "To disarm Saddam Hussein." Of imaginary arms, it turns out.

    So who's doing the deceiving, according to President Dope? Kerry.

    What a dope and a half. Kerry's GOT to kick his dopey ass tomorrow night.
    Bush Says It's Kerry Misleading Americans
    In Attempt to Turn Tables on Opponent, Bush Says Rival Kerry Is Misleading Americans

    WAUSAU, Wis. Oct. 7, 2004 - President Bush took a sharp jab at his Democratic opponent on Thursday, saying John Kerry and not the White House was misleading the country about the war in Iraq.

    It was the latest example of high-stakes finger-pointing on Iraq and the war on terror, the two overriding issues of this year's presidential election less than four weeks away on Nov. 2.

    In Colorado, Kerry said Bush led the nation into war under false pretenses and is in denial about ongoing violence and instability in postwar Iraq. Kerry bluntly asserted that the president and vice president might be the "last two people on the planet who won't face the truth about Iraq."

    Bush shot back a few hours later at a campaign rally in Wisconsin. Bush quoted Kerry, who wondered aloud in a speech two years ago whether Saddam Hussein might invade allies in the region or let the weapons of mass destruction he was suspected of possessing "slide off to one group or another in a region where weapons are the currency or the trade."

    "Now today, my opponent tries to say I made up reasons to go to war," Bush told cheering supporters at an outdoor rally. "Just who's the one trying to mislead the American people?"
    Um...you, you dope. What's your next question? "Just who is too much of a dope to run this country?"


    Hmmmm...! 


    Looks like someone we know inspired this comic. Sinfest is one of my faves (have Monique call me when she turns 18), but this one has a special kudo in the title. Love it.




    It Had To Be Said 


    One of a couple of nuggets from the LA Times this morning. Their lead editorial asks the question on the minds of at least half of America. (Take our new Big Poll above.)
    EDITORIAL
    Is He a Dope?

    Although neither group likes to say so, some Americans who support President Bush and many who don't support him have concluded over four years that he may not be very bright. This suspicion was not allayed by Bush's answers in the first presidential debate a week ago.
    _______

    The issue might better be described as one of mental laziness.

    Does this man think through his beliefs before they harden into unwavering principles? Is he open to countervailing evidence? Does he test his beliefs against new evidence and outside argument? Does his understanding of a subject go any deeper than the minimum amount needed for public display? Is he intellectually curious? Does he try to reconcile his beliefs on one subject with his beliefs on another?

    It's bad if a president is incapable of the abstract thought necessary for these mental exercises. If he is capable and isn't even trying, that's worse. It becomes a question of character. When a president sends thousands of young Americans to kill and die halfway around the world, thinking about it as hard and as honestly as possible is the least he can do.

    Bush's Iraq policy is full of contradictions, often rehearsed on this page and elsewhere. But so is Kerry's. It isn't routine political mendacity that makes many people - many more than will admit it - wonder about Bush's mental engagement. It is a combination of things: his stumbling inarticulateness, the efforts his advisors make to protect him from unscripted exposure, his extreme reluctance to rethink anything.

    Does it matter? Yes, it matters. There are those who say that Reagan's mental laziness was actually a plus. It prevented a lot of competing signals from causing static on the lines, and kept his principles clear. We do not buy that. We state boldly that thinking hard is a good thing, not a bad thing, even in a president. If that sounds snooty, so be it. And maybe George W. Bush will reassure us by his performance Friday night that he is thinking as hard as he should about the issues the president will face in the next four years. Especially the issues resulting from his own failure to think hard during the last four.



    Busted - But Which Side? 


    On the L.A. Times Op-Ed page is this little article about Democratic debate praise coming in a little prematurely - like a half hour before the debate.

    Let's put the argument out there that the time and date on an email are stamped by whatever time and date are set on the sender's computer. I've accidentally sent out email dated 1/1/2000 on computers I've upgraded. But that's a longshot.

    On the surface, this piece looks like a warning that such emails will be dismissed as hype. But the only person who the Times reached turns out to be none other than a Republican who said he was "testing" the Times. While it would be easy to admonish Democrats here, the Times should connect the dots and realize that a lot of this is nothing more than a typical Rovian attempt to discredit. The "Sincerely" at the end of each one is a tip-off. The misspellings are another.
    COMMENTARY
    First Responders
    The debate suffers from premature acclamation

    On Tuesday and on Wednesday morning, The Times received more than 1,500 e-mails about Tuesday evening's Cheney-Edwards debate. The ones below - along with about three dozen others - were unusual, however, in that they came in before the debate began at 6 p.m. Pacific Time. They are printed exactly as they were received.

    Sent: Tuesday, October 05, 2004 5:33 PM
    To: letters@latimes.com
    Subject: John Edward was amazeing!

    The debates were great and Edward clearly got the best of ol' Halliburton Dickie. I know the GOP will start to spin this as soon as they can to make it look like Cheney was [word missing].

    Sincerely,
    Andy Taylor
    Venice, CA
    Sent: Tuesday, October 05, 2004 5:55 PM
    To: letters@latimes.com
    Subject: Edwards Won the Debate!

    Edwards beat Cheney in the greatestest super-duper debate rout EVER! Kerry's victory is assured!

    Finally, it looks like Democrats are back in power!

    GO KERRY/EDWARDS 04!!!

    Sincerely,
    Shay Enan
    Los Angeles, CA
    Sent: Tuesday, October 05, 2004 5:44 PM
    To: letters@latimes.com
    Subject: Letter to the editor

    To the editor:

    Dear Sirs:

    The debate between John Edwards and Dick Cheney presented Americans with a stark choice.

    John Edwards shared an optimistic vision for the next four years: Genuine leadership in the war on terror. An economic growth plan that creates jobs and keeps them here at home. Affordable health care for every American. A plan to make America stronger at home and respected abroad.

    But Dick Cheney had nothing to share but attacks and excuses. As the architect of four years of failed Bush administration policies, Cheney had a lot to answer for in this debate. But he failed to explain those failures, instead attacking John Kerry over and over again.

    I want a plan for the future, not attacks and excuses. The vice presidential debate made it clear that John Kerry and John Edwards are the right choice.

    Sincerely,
    Peter Blue
    Sarasota, FL
    The Times tried to contact the authors of these letters. Peter Blue did not return phone calls. Shay Enan did not respond to e-mail attempts to contact him. And Andy Taylor, whose real name turns out to be Andrew Schoppe, assured us that he had sent the letter as a test, just to see if we were checking. He said he was "very, very pleased" to find that we hadn't fallen for his prank. He said he was a registered Republican.

    The premature letters all favored John Kerry and John Edwards. The New York Times reported Wednesday that the Bush campaign had called on its supporters before the debate to "make your voice heard" by declaring Cheney the winner. Democrats sent a similar message to Kerry supporters last week.

    Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, October 6

    From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


    From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


    Squeegeing the Coffee Off My Monitor Again 



    I really wasn't expecting much when I checked the sales over at the Hoffmania Company Store. I didn't put a huge markup on the stuff, even though the proceeds of some items would go to MoveOn. Man, was I wrong. We sold a big ol' pile of shirts, stickers and bags o' buttons, and we're happy to report that we're sending the first $100 of the proceeds to MoveOn.org (we actually hit $75 in profits, so I'll kick in the other $25 myself). Thanks, guys. Check out the Freeway Blogger shirt if you haven't done so yet.


    Michael Moore Responds 


    My friends, they will not catch me. Though I may be on the run, and I may never be able to return home to my beloved Michigan, I make this solemn vow to you and yours: The slackers of America shall not be denied their noodles, they will proudly wear their clean underwear as free Americans, and they will vote Bush out of office come November 2nd (though they will not show up to the polls until well after noon)!

    Stay strong, stay slacker, and please remember to turn the underwear inside out every three days. As for the noodles, add boiling water, stir.

    Michael
    MichaelMoore.com


    You Won't Know Whether to Laugh or Scream When You Read This 


    Okay. Here it is. The Michigan GOP wants Michael Moore arrested for offering underpants and ramen noodles to college kids who pledge to vote in the November election.

    I'll repeat that. The Michigan GOP wants Michael Moore arrested for offering underpants and ramen noodles to college kids who pledge to vote in the November election.

    Not to vote for Kerry. Not to vote against Bush. But just to vote. Clean underpants. Ramen noodles. And the Michigan Republican Committee wants Moore arrested for this.

    Don't take my word on this.
    State GOP says Michael Moore illegally offered underwear in exchange for voting

    The Michigan Republican Party is asking four county prosecutors to file charges against filmmaker Michael Moore, charging that he illegally offered underwear, noodles and snacks to college students in exchange for their promise to vote.

    "We want everyone to participate in this year's election, but not because they were bribed or coerced by the likes of Michael Moore," said Greg McNeilly, executive director of the state Republican Party.

    The GOP said it asked prosecutors in Wayne, Ingham, Antrim and Isabella counties to charge Moore with violating Michigan's election law. The law prohibits a person from contracting with another for something of value in exchange for agreeing to vote.

    Moore, a native of Flint, is touring the country and imploring "slackers" who usually don't vote to head to the polls this year, saying they could make the difference in the presidential race.

    He made stops at Michigan State University, the University of Michigan-Dearborn, Central Michigan University and Elk Rapids High School on the first leg of a 60-city pre-election tour.

    During each program, habitual nonvoters are invited on stage to pledge to vote. First-time student voters are offered gag prizes such as clean underwear.

    The GOP said Moore also offered students a clean dorm room, a year's supply of Tostitos and a package of Ramen noodles.

    Maria Miller, a spokeswoman for the Wayne County prosecutor's office, refused to comment on the matter. Calls to Moore and the other county prosecutors weren't immediately returned Tuesday.
    Since I read this many moments ago, I haven't blinked my eyes, nor has my mouth moved from its gaping condition.

    Underpants. Noodles. Vote. Arrest him. ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Okay. I screamed. How about you?


    Cheney Never Met Edwards Before? (Part 3) 


    Well, this is just a little more than "never"...



    From my pal and Photoshop genius, Jer. Got one of your own? Send it in!


    Bush Is SO Screwed Now 


    Wow. So many news sources to choose from for this story. Hmmm. Let's go deep into the swingiest of the swing states, shall we? Toledo, Ohio! Hello!
    Iraq Had No WMDs
    U.S. inspector finds no evidence Saddam made weapons after 1991

    Contradicting the main argument for a war that has cost more than 1,000 American lives, the top U.S. arms inspector reported Wednesday that he found no evidence that Iraq produced any weapons of mass destruction after 1991. The report also says Saddam Hussein's weapons capability weakened during a dozen years of U.N. sanctions before the U.S. invasion last year.

    Contrary to prewar statements by President Bush and top administration officials, Saddam did not have chemical and biological stockpiles when the war began and his nuclear capabilities were deteriorating, not advancing, according to the report by Charles Duelfer, head of the Iraq Survey Group.

    Duelfer's findings come less than four weeks before an election in which Bush's handling of Iraq has become the central issue. Democratic candidate John Kerry has seized on comments this week by the former U.S. administrator in Iraq, Paul Bremer, that the United States didn't have enough troops in Iraq to prevent a breakdown in security after Saddam was toppled.

    The inspector's report could boost Kerry's contention that Bush rushed to war based on faulty intelligence and that sanctions and U.N. weapons inspectors should have been given more time.

    On Wednesday, Bush cited Saddam's "history of using weapons of mass destruction, a long record of aggression and hatred for America" in calling the invasion the right thing to do.

    "There was a risk, a real risk, that Saddam Hussein would pass weapons or materials or information to terrorist networks," Bush said in a campaign speech in Wilkes Barre, Pa. "In the world after Sept. 11, that was a risk we could not afford to take."
    So what we believed turns out to be true. Bush sent 1,100 of our kids to their death for a make-believe war. Any questions?


    Howard Stern Sees The Future 


    It's satellite radio.


    "King of All Media" Howard Stern and SIRIUS announced today an epic agreement whereby Stern will move to SIRIUS beginning January 1, 2006.

    The world-renowned Stern is credited with revolutionizing the talk radio format. He is the No. 1 radio host among males 18-49 and ranks No. 1 in many of the 46 major markets where his show is broadcast, including New York and Los Angeles. Through SIRIUS' nationwide broadcast system, Stern will be heard in every market across the country.

    "Signing Howard Stern is, without a doubt, the most exciting and transformational event in the history of radio," said Joseph P. Clayton, CEO of SIRIUS. "He is an entertainment force of unprecedented recognition and popularity in the broadcast world, who is capable of changing the face of satellite radio and generating huge numbers of subscribers for SIRIUS."


    Speaking of MoveOn... 


    ...it looks like they're helping to pick up the tab for the RealVoices.org Cindy Sheehan TV ad. This is indeed great news. Contribute and get it on the air.


    Inspired by The Freeway Blogger 


    Here it is - with all proceeds going to MoveOn.org. The Limited Edition "I'm Voting for the Soldier" T-Shirt, approved by the creator himself. Click it and pick it up.



    UPDATE: Folks seem to like the design so much, we've expanded the merch line. Check it out.


    Cheney Never Saw Edwards...Part 2 


    Heh. Watch. Courtesy of Judd Legum at the Center for American Progress.


    Oh, Yeah - Bush Gave That Speech Today 


    Y'know...the one where he finally gets around to what he was supposed to say last Thursday night at the debate, but was too medicated to do so? This morning, he finally got his lies in order, so here he goes.
    Bush Chides Kerry in Pa. After VP Debate

    The president said, "My opponent's endless back-and-forth on Iraq is part of a larger misunderstanding. In the war on terror, Senator Kerry is proposing policies and doctrines that would weaken America and make the world more dangerous."

    Regarding the battle against terrorists, Bush said, "Senator Kerry approaches the war with a September the 10th mindset ... that any attack will be met with a swift and certain response. That was the mindset of the 1990s, while al-Qaida was planning the attacks on America. After September the 11th our object in the war on terror is not to wait for the next attack and respond but to prevent attacks by taking the fight to the enemy."

    On the economy, Bush said, "My opponent is a tax-and-spend liberal; I'm a compassionate conservative."

    "The senator is proposing higher taxes on more than 900,000 small business owners," said Bush. "My opponent is one of the few candidates in history to campaign on a pledge to raise taxes. And that's the kind of promise a politician from Massachusetts usually keeps."

    Two days before the second presidential debate, Kerry spokesman Phil Singer said Bush was trying to put a new face on the last one.

    "The president tried to redo the debate from last week by giving a speech full of untruths he couldn't say on stage with John Kerry because he knew Kerry would knock them down," Singer said. "George Bush needs to get real with the American people and start telling the truth."
    Great speech, sir. Where's the snack bar?


    Cheney Never Saw Edwards in the Senate in the Last Four Years? 


    One Week from Today: Freeway Free Speech Day