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Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, November 23

Frist Apologizes! 


For his vicious slandering of Richard Clark on the senate floor last spring? Aw, hell no. Don't be naive. He apologized to the esteemed Republican Congressman from Oklahoma, Ernest Istook. From Josh Marshall:
"I have spoken with Congressman Istook and he assures me that his office is not responsible for inclusion of the IRS provision into the Consolidated Appropriations Act of 2005, the so-called omnibus bill. I regret any confusion my earlier remarks may have created."
Frist is still a pusbucket. At least we can all rest assured of that.


From the Pen of: Tatsuya Ishida 


When Clinton Unzipped His Fly, No One Died 


This Is Why We Question the Election Results 


There is still more doubt, more criticism, more repulsion on how he's running things. Still, this little crackhead won the election. Even to this day, Americans - in their heart of hearts - don't really like this guy. I still find it hard to believe Kerry lost because he was a "flip flopper." The whole thing still stinks.
Americans Show Clear Concerns on Bush Agenda

After enduring a brutally fought election campaign, Americans are optimistic about the next four years under President Bush, but have reservations about central elements of the second-term agenda he presented in defeating Senator John Kerry, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News Poll.

At a time when the White House has portrayed Mr. Bush's 3.5-million-vote victory as a mandate, the poll found that Americans are at best ambivalent about Mr. Bush's plans to reshape Social Security, rewrite the tax code, cut taxes and appoint conservative judges to the bench. There is continuing disapproval of Mr. Bush's handling of the war in Iraq, with a plurality now saying it was a mistake to invade in the first place.

While Democrats, not surprisingly, were the staunchest opponents of many elements of Mr. Bush's second-term agenda, the concerns extended across party lines in some cases. Nearly two-thirds of all respondents - including 51 percent of Republicans - said it was more important to reduce deficits than to cut taxes, a central element of Mr. Bush's economic agenda.
CBS News/New York Times Poll. Nov. 18-21, 2004. N=885 adults nationwide. MoE +/-3.

"Do you approve or disapprove of the way George W. Bush is handling his job as president?"

Approve: 51%
Disapprove: 44%
Don't Know: 5%

"Is your opinion of George W. Bush favorable, not favorable, undecided, or haven't you heard enough about George W. Bush yet to have an opinion?"

Favorable: 48%
Unfavorable: 39%
Undecided: 10%
This, to me, is the most telling.

"What do you think is the most important problem facing this country today?"

War in Iraq 25%
Economy/Jobs 18%
Terrorism (general) 11%
Health care 6%
Miscellaneous moral values 4%
The President 3%
Social Security/Medicare 2%
Education 2%
Poverty/Homelessness 2%
Foreign policy 2%
Defense/Military 2%
Other 17%
Unsure 6%
Moral Values. 4%. Compare that to the 35+% in the exit polls. Any doubt that the religious right was controlling the voting that night when most of America obviously couldn't give a rat's ass about morality?

War, the economy and terrorism - more than half. Kerry's talking points were right on the money. If this doesn't shut his Democratic critics up about which issues he shoulda coulda woulda talked about, then they should just tear up their cards and re-register as nutbag Reformers.

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, November 22

From the Pen of: Steve Benson 


BASTARDS! 


LINK - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday.

"The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.

The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.

Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.

"I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside."
I didn't want to post this obscene lewd and anti-Republican story...unless I got a picture of said gnomes. Thanks to Jer, click here to see 'em in action. WARNING: Sexual, not explicit, but titillating in a gnome-like way.


The Theocratic Republic of the United States 


The flood gates have opened. The slim Bush win seems to have given every crackpot in high office (or high judicial stature) a reason to pattern our ways of life based on religion. America - despite having God stuck into our cash and pledge - was founded on being religion-neutral. The religious ball-and-chain is what the founding fathers were trying to GET AWAY FROM.

So Scalia's not only a crackpot - he's an UNEDUCATED crackpot. This is the LAST guy you want a history lesson from.
Scalia says religion infuses U-S government and history

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says a religion-neutral government doesn't fit with an America that reflects belief in God in everything from its money to its military.

Scalia told an interfaith conference at a New York synagogue that courts should consider that heritage in making their rulings.

In Europe, Scalia noted, religion-neutral leaders almost never publicly use the word "God." But he asked, "Did it turn out that, by reason of the separation of church and state, the Jews were safer in Europe than they were in the United States of America?" He added, "I don't think so."

Scalia said official examples of the presence of faith go back to America's Founding Fathers -- the word "God" on U-S currency, chaplains in the military and the legislature, real estate tax-exemptions for houses of worship and the phrase "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Judge Scalia might want to sport this belt buckle worn once upon a time by a certain "master race" as ordered by (ahem) Hitler. It's getting that frightening.


Translation: "God is with us."


Psst. Wanna Get a Free Sirius Radio? 


If you've been thinking about getting satellite radio, we're going to help you out here. Sirius is giving away free hardware plus a car OR home kit if you purchase a one-year subscription for $142.45 (and $9.95 postage).

Well, that was quick. They've hit their limit on the Audiovox freebies. But if you're still interested in a deal, you can get either the Audiovox or the more compact Clarion radio WITH a car or home kit for under 50 bucks. It ain't free, but it beats the hell out of anything you'll find in the stores. You'll also have a choice of half-year or whole year subscriptions to get this deal. Here's how.
1) Go to Sirius.com, click on "Get Sirius", then click "Buy at Sirius Direct."
2) Enter the promo code 252 and click "Go."
3) The Audiovox SIR-PNP2 and Clarion SIRPNP tuners will come up for $49.99 each. Choose one by clicking "Add to Cart."
4) You'll be asked for a referring e-mail address. Use mine - [hoffmanblog at earthlink dot net].*
*Type it in as a regular e-mail address. I spelled it out that way so I don't get spam from website crawlers.
5) Choose either the car kit or the home kit for free.
6) Follow the rest of the procedure to subscribe.
If you still really want a free Sirius radio, you can use the old promo code 262 in Step 2 above. You'll find an XACT Palm-Sized Sirius radio with car kit for $0.00 (the second choice on the page). I tried fiddling with this unit in the store the other day, but the method of direct tuning a channel is kinda cumbersome. It may be right for you, so check out the product info here before you take the plunge.


Conason: Frist Slandered Clark 


Even though this declassified government document vindicates Richard Clark, you'll hear nothing that resembles an apology from Frist - because apologizing is a sign of weakness in the new "moral" GOP. Jerks.

Bill Frist exposed


In Washington's fetid culture of personal destruction, the powerful and privileged can trash an adversary's reputation without concern that the truth will embarrass them when it emerges months or years later. Consider the case of Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist.

Last March, Frist rose on the Senate floor to demonstrate his fealty to the White House by attacking Richard Clarke in the ugliest and most personal terms. Seeking to discredit the former counter-terrorism chief after his stunning appearance before the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States, Frist essentially accused the former counter-terrorism chief of committing perjury.

But now we know who was telling the truth and who wasn't, thanks to the release of a newly declassified document. That document is the transcript of Clarke's testimony before a closed, joint congressional hearing in June 2002, when he discussed "the evolution of the terrorist threat" leading up to 9/11 with members of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees. While the declassified text contains lengthy redactions, it also shows conclusively that Frist slandered Clarke last spring.
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In his furious floor speech, the senator mocked Clarke for acknowledging his own responsibility in the government's failure to prevent the 9/11 disaster, berated his "profiteering" from the tragedy with his revealing memoir, "Against All Enemies," and went on to insinuate that the star witness had lied and might be prosecuted:

"Mr. Clarke has told two entirely different stories under oath," said Frist. "In July 2002, in front of the Congressional Joint Inquiry on the Sept. 11 attacks, Mr. Clarke testified under oath that the administration actively sought to address the threat posed by al-Qaida during its first seven months in office ... .[It] is one thing for Mr. Clarke to dissemble in front of the media. But if he lied under oath to the United States Congress it is a far more serious matter. As I mentioned, the intelligence committee is seeking to have Mr. Clarke's previous testimony declassified so as to permit an examination of Mr. Clarke's two different accounts. Loyalty to any administration will be no defense if it is found that he has lied before Congress."

Clarke reacted by urging the immediate declassification of the entire six-hour transcript of his secret testimony, confident that he would be vindicated. Eventually, Frist's own spokesman admitted that his boss hadn't read Clarke's testimony -- and that his only "evidence" was gossip from other unnamed legislators who had called the majority leader to complain that Clarke's "tone" differed from what he had said two years earlier. Some Republicans who had heard Clarke's testimony quietly suggested that Frist didn't know what he was talking about, including Senate Intelligence Committee chairman Pat Roberts, R-Kansas.
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His detailed description of those efforts, which explodes Republican attempts to blame Clinton for 9/11 and confirms both his testimony and his book, should be required reading for mythologizers like the Senate majority leader. And when Frist has finished reading the 103 pages, the majority leader ought to be decent enough to apologize publicly for lying about this remarkable public servant.


From the Pen of: John Sherffius 


Clinton's cabinet looked like America. Bush's looks like Crawford, TX...


Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, November 21

Olbermann Flogs It Into The Mainstream! 


And he's paying the price. He's being extremely kind here, but word is he's received more than just a couple of death threats for keeping this bona fide election irregularity story alive. I say to them as they say to him - Live with it.
LINK - It is noteworthy that the announcement of a legal challenge made it into weekend editions of The Cleveland Plain Dealer, The Columbus Dispatch, the Associated Press wires, and other publications. The Columbus paper even mentioned something curious. "Earlier this week, the Ohio Democratic party announced it would join a lawsuit arguing that the state lacks clear rules for evaluating provisional ballots, a move the party said will keep its options open if problems with the ballots surface."
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The Ohio newspaper coverage suggests that even the mainstream media is beginning to sit up and take notice that, whatever its merits, the investigation into the voting irregularities of November 2nd has moved from the Reynolds Wrap Hat stage into legal and governmental action. Tripe does continue to appear, like Carol Pogash's column in today's San Francisco Chronicle. Its headline provided me with a laugh: "Liberals, the election is over, live with it." I've gotten 37,000 emails in the last two weeks (now running at better than 25:1 in favor), and the two most repeated comments by those critical of the coverage have been references to the ratings of Fox News Channel, and the phrase "the election is over, (expletive deleted), live with it." I hesitate to generalize, but this does suggest a certain unwillingness of critics to engage in political discourses that don't have no swear words in 'em.
Keith also goes into more detail about the UC Berkeley study and how it, too, is gaining traction. Stay tuned.


Make Your Own Caption 




LINK - From left to right, President of Chile Ricardo Lagos, U.S. President George W. Bush and Russian President Vladimir Putin, walk in together wearing traditional Chilean ponchos as they arrive for the APEC Leader's Official Photograph at La Moneda Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 in Santiago, Chile.


From the Pen of: Don Wright 


From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


Ugly 


Somebody in the sales department at the Washington Post was gunning for Salesperson of the Month by selling a 16-page advertising supplement. What got past the editors is a racially-charged tirade against gays put together by the Grace Christian Church which was included in everyone's WaPo this morning. The message is that unlike blacks, gays' rights aren't a civil rights issue because gayness is a matter of choice, not genetics.

Raw Story has the sordid details and a PDF file of the "magazine."


They're DEAD! Their wives? DEAD! Their kids? DEAD! 


Bush is gonna have a hissy fit when he gets home. This morning's L.A. Times...
House Blocks Intelligence Reform Bill

Defying their leadership and direct appeals from President Bush and Vice President Cheney, two powerful House Republicans on Saturday blocked intelligence reform legislation that would put a single director in charge of the nation's spy agencies.

Passage of the legislation that would have implemented recommendations from the Sept. 11 commission had appeared likely earlier in the day. Commission members and families of the victims of the terrorist attacks reacted with frustration and outrage at the reversal.

The prospects of reviving the bill appeared uncertain late Saturday.

Hours after House and Senate negotiators said they had a deal, House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) said he was unable to persuade Armed Services Committee Chairman Duncan Hunter (R-El Cajon) and some other Republicans to support the compromise. The chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, F. James Sensenbrenner Jr. (R-Wis.), also opposed elements of the bill.

The two chairmen stood firm even after the president called Sensenbrenner from Santiago, Chile, where Bush was attending a summit of Asian and Pacific leaders, to urge him to make a compromise. Vice President Cheney asked Hunter to do the same.

Hunter said the bill would undermine the Pentagon's ability to obtain real-time intelligence during a battle. Sensenbrenner objected to stripping out controversial law enforcement and immigration provisions that had been included in the House's intelligence bill.

"We're just doing our jobs," Hunter said in an interview.
And the one thing I find fascinating here is that Hunter and Sensenbrenner have managed to find a way to piss off EVERYBODY. 9/11 families. The 9/11 commission. Bush and Cheney.

Impressive.

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, November 20

CSPAN2 - Now! 


There's some amazing TV happening right now. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) apparently got caught sticking a provision in an appropriations bill allowing senate members to snoop into citizens' and business' IRS records. CSPAN2 has suspended its Book TV hooha to carry this. The Democrats are going nuts, as did John McCain and a few other moderate GOPers. Barbara Boxer just went off, and Robert Byrd is currently taking the senate to school, decrying what has happened to it over the "last few years."

It's GREAT TV. Tune in...this ain't ending soon.

UPDATE: Byrd said he's voting against the bill out of protest. It's also his 87th birthday. Well played, Mr. Byrd.

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, November 19

From the Pen of: Ann Telnaes 


From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 


Great! I'm not the only verbose one here today...



Olbermann Still Fighting the Fight 


But he's beginning to understand why the mainstream media doesn't report the voter fraud story. It's too much work for them. Poor babies.

We appreciate Keith Olbermann immensely. We hope he stays on it and doesn't bow to an impatient news desk at NBC. He's trying reeeeealy hard to make it digestible to us ADD infomaniacs, and his work deserves your attention.

If by some small amazing turn of events you see John Kerry being sworn in on January 20th, you'll remember who in the mainstream media kept this story afloat.
LINK - I'll add one factor to explain the collective shrugged shoulder: reading this stuff is hard. It's hard work.

There are, as we know, lies, damn lies, and statistics. But there is one level of hell lower still - scholarly statistical studies. I have made four passes at "The Effect of Electronic Voting Machines on Change in Support for Bush in the 2004 Florida Elections," and the thing has still got me pinned to the floor.

Most of the paper is so academically dense that it seems to have been written not just in another language, but in some form of code. There is one table captioned "OLS Regression with Robust Standard Errors." Another is titled "OLS regressions with frequency weights for county size." Only the summary produced by Professor Michael Hout and the Berkeley Quantitative Methods Research Time is intelligible.

Of course, I'm reminded suddenly of the old cartoon, with the guy saying "I don't understand women," and the second guy saying, "So? Do you understand electricity?"
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In his news conference yesterday at Berkeley (who attended? Who phoned in to the conference call? Why didn't they try?) Professor Hout analogized the report to a "beeping smoke alarm." It doesn't say how bad the fire it is, it doesn't accuse anybody of arson, it just says somebody ought to have an extinguisher handy.
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...you are forced to conclude that compared to the Florida counties that used paper ballots, the ones that used electronic voting machines were much more likely to show "excessive votes" for Mr. Bush, and that the statistical odds of this happening organically are less than one in 1,000.

They also say that these "excessives" occurred most prominently in counties where Senator Kerry beat the President most handily. In the Democratic bastion of Broward, where Kerry won by roughly 105,000, they suggest the touch-screens "gave" the President 72,000 more votes than statistical consistency should have allowed. In Miami-Dade (Kerry by 55,000) they saw 19,300 more votes for Bush than expected. In Palm Beach (Kerry by 115,000) they claim Bush got 50,000 more votes than possible.

Hout and his research team consistently insisted they were not alleging that voting was rigged, nor even that what they've found actually affected the direction of Florida's 27 Electoral Votes. They point out that in a worst-case scenario, they see 260,000 "excessives" - and Bush took the state by 350,000 votes. But they insist that based on Florida's voting patterns in 1996 and 2000, the margin cannot be explained by successful get-out-the-vote campaigns, or income variables, or anything but something rotten in the touch screens.
As he said - it's hard work going through all this. And the above is my distilling of his distilling. As we've said many times, we're damned glad Olbermann has adopted this story - even during his vacation week - and we look forward to his nuturing it to bear more fruit in the coming weeks.

Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, November 18

From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 


Pat's now just pissing off Rush Limbaugh...



The Dayton Daily News Article 


I'll save you several clicks here...
Two precincts had high undercounts, analysis shows

Two Montgomery County precincts had extraordinarily high numbers of ballots cast Nov. 2 with no presidential vote counted, and the county's overall rates of such undercounts were highest where Democratic hopeful John Kerry did best.

Undercounts are ballots that do not register a vote for a particular race, in this case for president. Two precincts - one in Kettering and another in Washington Twp. - had undercounts of more than 25 percent, according to a Dayton Daily News analysis of the county's unofficial results.

Overall in Montgomery County, 5,693 or 2 percent of the ballots cast registered no valid vote for president.

As predicted by political scientists, who say the poor and less-educated are more likely to have problems with punch card voting, the rate of so-called undercounted presidential ballots was higher in Democratic areas of the county than in Republican strongholds.

The undercount amounted to 2.8 percent of the ballots in the 231 precincts that supported Kerry, but only 1.6 percent of those cast in the 354 precincts that supported President Bush.

"That again, certainly, is torture," said Dennis Lieberman, the Montgomery County Democratic chairman.

Across the state on Nov. 2, counties that used punch-card voting, as Montgomery County did, had a higher rate of undercounted ballots than counties that used optical scanning technology or electronic voting machines, which had the lowest undercount.

With punch cards, undercounts can occur when a voter:

•Inadvertently votes for two candidates in the same race.

•Decides not to vote in the race.

•Does not sufficiently puncture the punch card to eliminate a "hanging chad." Hanging chads can make it impossible for machines to read the punch cards.

The highest undercount rate in Montgomery County was in precinct Washington X, around Paragon Road and Spring Valley Pike in Washington Twp.

In the precinct, 168 or 27.5 percent of the 611 ballots cast did not have a good presidential vote. That was followed closely by Kettering 3-A, near Stroop Road and Far Hills Avenue, where 121 or 27.3 percent of the 444 ballots cast were undercounted.

Both of those precincts supported Bush, as did seven of the 10 precincts with the highest rate of undercounted presidential ballots. That's despite the county's overall trend, in which precincts where Kerry did well tended to have above-average undercounts, while precincts where Bush won had lower-than-average undercounts.

County elections officials said they have no reports of any problems at either Washington X or Kettering 3-A. The punch-card voting stands, checked Wednesday using demonstration ballots, appeared to work appropriately.
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Rates that high show something must have gone wrong, said Larry J. Sabato, a political scientist from the University of Virginia. Undercounts during presidential elections are typically between 1 percent and 2 percent, he said.

"It is very difficult to believe that a quarter of the people would not vote for president, especially in a year like this," Sabato said. "If I were the election officers in those areas I would be doing some very extensive checks of those machines."


Keith Olbermann Stays With The Story 



LINK - ...stay tuned for the latest disaster from Ohio.

For 40 years, the Dayton Daily News reports this morning, Shirley Wightman has worked at polling places on election days. Two weeks ago, she says, turnout was high - 611 voters - and she and her colleagues paid careful attention to their punch-card, chad-filled, voting stations in Washington Township, Ohio.

"We checked the machines periodically," Ms. Wightman told the paper, "and I could see nothing wrong with them."

Yet when the votes were tallied, 168 of the 611 voters had made no choice for president. Unless these were the famed undecideds we heard so much about in the closing weeks of the campaigns, something went terribly wrong. 27 and a half percent of the voters in that "Washington X" precinct in Montgomery County officially didn't have a presidential preference.

This was the high point of the Daily News' investigative analysis of the still-unofficial voting results in its county - or more properly, perhaps, the low point. The paper discovered that of the 284,650 votes in Montgomery, a total of 5,693 registered no valid vote for president. And the percentages were significantly higher in the 231 precincts that wound up voting for Kerry (2.8%) than did the 354 that wound up voting for Bush (1.6%).

Besides Washington X, a second County precinct exceeded 27% 'undercount,' as the election professionals, such as they are, call it. Washington X, Kettering 3-A, and five of the other top ten 'undercount' precincts by percentage wound up supporting Bush.

Since, as the papers note, political scientists suggested that the poor and the lesser-educated are presumed to have more trouble with punch card voting, there are several logical disconnects here. Given the outcomes in those two precincts, Washington X and Kettering 3-A, were those mostly Bush voters who managed to blank out more than a quarter of their own ballots, or did the precincts wind up voting for Bush because more than a quarter of the ballots had no valid presidential vote?

What happened in the voting precincts in Moraine, Ohio? 2,557 votes were cast at seven sites there. The President won the city by 2%. The number of ballots without a valid presidential vote was 5.6%.

What do the state undercounts in Ohio look like? Did they reduce Bush's margin of victory? Did they eliminate votes for Kerry? What the hell happened?
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As the Ohio recount nears, the number of hotspots continues to multiply. You are aware of the remarkable late night voting lines throughout the state, and the mysterious Glitch of Youngstown which initially registered negative 25,000,000 votes. There is the Gahanna machine which gave one presidential candidate 4,000 extra votes in a community of 600. And the farcical "walling off" of the vote counting in Warren County, because the county head of security was told face-to-face of an FBI terrorism warning there - except the FBI says it didn't issue any terrorism warnings there.

The Associated Press today carries a report of 2,600 ballots in nine precincts around Sandusky, Ohio that were counted twice - as that paper puts it - "likely because of worker error." The Clyde precinct showed a voter turnout of 131%, to the dismay of the head of the elections board, Barb Tuckerman.

Ms. Tuckerman, in one of the great quotes of the election, told the News-Messenger of Fremont, Ohio: "I knew there was something amiss."

Tell me about it, Barb.


Agent Orange v. 2004 


I'm guessing the second word in this story is a typo. But here we go again with mysterious illnesses within our troops.
Rare Blood Infection Surfaces in Injured U.S. Soldiers

An expectedly high number of U.S. soldiers injured in the Middle East and Afghanistan are testing positive for a rare, hard-to-treat blood infection in military hospitals, Army doctors reported on Thursday.

A total of 102 soldiers were found to be infected with the bacteria Acinetobacter baumannii. The infections occurred among soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, Landstuhl Regional Medical Center in Germany and three other sites between Jan. 1, 2002, and Aug. 31, 2004.

Although it was not known where the soldiers contracted the infections, the Army said the recent surge highlighted a need to improve infection-control in military hospitals.

Eighty-five of the bloodstream infections occurred among soldiers serving in Iraq, the area around Kuwait and Afghanistan, the U.S. Army said in a report published on Thursday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.


GOP Deems Specter Fit for Duty 



From the pen of Nick Anderson


Arise, Knave Specter. Thou has shown remorse for thy reality-based blasphemy and thou has displayed the proper worship of thine president of faith and virtue. Now for thine final test of loyalty...

(I don't want to go there...)
Senate leader backs Specter for Judiciary chairmanship

WASHINGTON - Sen. Arlen Specter on Wednesday went before his toughest audience to date, all the Republican members of the U.S. Senate, and won fresh support from many of his colleagues in his quest to secure the chairmanship of the Judiciary Committee.

Perhaps the most significant statement came from Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist of Tennessee, who only a few days ago had sounded less than enthusiastic about Specter's prospects.

"Today, he had the opportunity to make some comments, which were received very well by members of the caucus," Frist said at a news conference after the meeting of the Republican Conference.

Specter is expected to complete his penance by issuing a written statement clarifying his post-election remarks in which he appeared to signal that anti-abortion judges would have a rough ride through confirmation.

The 74-year-old Pennsylvanian has since vowed to support all of President Bush's judicial nominees and impose no litmus test on abortion.
"Penance." So that's what our elected officials must go through these days. Swell.


From the Pen of: John Sherffius 


From the Pen of: Steve Benson 


UC to Unveil Voter Fraud Study 


What would make this perfect is if it didn't come out of UC Berkeley, but instead if they transfered the presser to UC Irvine. It would carry a lot more gravity to all parties if it came out of Orange County. Click the headline to find out how to attend if you're in the area.
UC Berkeley Study Questions Florida E-Vote Count
Research Team Calls for Immediate Investigation

When: Thursday, November 18, 2004, 10:00 a.m. PST

Where: UC Berkeley campus, Survey Research Center Conference Room --
2538 Channing Way (intersection of Channing/Bowditch). Parking on Durant
near Telegraph.

What: A research team at UC Berkeley will report that irregularities
associated with electronic voting machines may have awarded
130,000 - 260,000 or more excess votes to President George W. Bush in
Florida in the 2004 presidential election. The study shows an unexplained
discrepancy between votes for President Bush in counties where electronic
voting machines were used versus counties using traditional voting
methods. Discrepancies this large or larger rarely arise by chance -- the
probability is less than 0.1 percent. The research team, led by Professor
Michael Hout, will formally disclose results of the study at the press
conference.


Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, November 17

From the Pen of: John Sherffius 


In Through the Nose...Out Through the Mouth... 


(DEEP BREATH) Okay. Gotta lighten things up around here. I was under a lot of pressure to put up a new poll. Something for the music lovers out there.


The Democratic Circular Firing Squad Gathers Again 


We're idiots. I know I'm not helping the cause by saying so, but we're idiots.

It amazes me how Democrats are so fast to attack other Democrats - pointing fingers and blaming Kerry for every damned thing that went wrong - while America burns.

So there's a $15 million surplus in the Kerry campaign. Now the leadership in the Democratic party wants Kerry's head. What the frick? Kerry handled the finances himself? Kerry bought the TV time himself? Kerry oversaw all the spending himself? Kerry had his campaign set aside $15 million for no reason? Let me answer that for you. No, No, No and No.

All these accusations have been made without hearing a peep from Kerry. And at some blogs, several have chosen character assassination (see the comments).

Nobody gives more ammo to the Republicans than Democrats. The GOP has been flouting the law eighty-fold. America is in a hellhole. And THIS is what the Democrats are focusing on? THIS is what they're outraged over?

You will never - and I do mean NEVER - hear anything like this coming from the GOP about themselves. We have a lot to hate about the Republicans, but dammit, we have a lot to learn from them too.

Instead - we find a problem within our ranks, and we drag it out for the world to enjoy. Nice strategy. Not like the wingnuts won't use THAT against us down the road. Sometimes, you just gotta keep your damned trap shut until (and I know this is a wacky concept) you get an explanation.

We better get our act together, folks. This is nonsense. Screaming bloody murder at Kerry for the Democrats' defeat just doesn't cut it for me.
Democrats Question Kerry's Campaign Funds

Democratic Party leaders said Wednesday they want to know why Sen. John Kerry ended his presidential campaign with more than $15 million in the bank, money that could have helped Democratic candidates across the country.

Some said he will be pressured to give the money to Democratic campaign committees rather than save it for a potential White House bid in 2008.

"Democrats are questioning why he sat on so much money that could have helped him defeat George Bush or helped down-ballot races, many of which could have gone our way with a few more million dollars," said Donna Brazile, campaign manager for Al Gore's 2000 presidential race.

Brazile is a member of the 400-plus member Democratic National Committee, which meets early next year to pick a new party chairman.
May I be excused? I need to vomit.


From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 


Oliphant's second favorite bird gets co-star billing...



American Epidemic - Stumbling Upon Uncounted Votes 


From the St. Pete Times...
Pinellas ballot box sat ignored in office

The unmarked brown box sat unnoticed in the Pinellas Supervisor of Elections office until Monday, two weeks after the election, when an employee cleaning a desk stumbled upon it.

Inside were 268 uncounted absentee ballots.

"I think this is a very serious situation," Supervisor of Elections Deborah Clark said Monday, vowing to fire or discipline any employee found to be negligent.

"I assume all responsibility for everything that happened in that department, but I have to rely on other people," Clark said. "It's not a one-woman show."

The unmarked box wasn't the only problem.

Five days ago, Clark sent the state the county's final results for the Nov. 2 election. But her office had failed to perform a standard check to ensure that all ballots had been accounted for.

Clark assumed her staff had performed the check, but they had not.

Now she will ask the state for permission to change Pinellas' official results. The canvassing board will count the missing ballots Thursday.

Although it is numerically possible, officials say the missing ballots probably won't change any results. Only a few races were decided by less than 268 votes - including the presidential contest.

George W. Bush won the presidential race in Pinellas by just 226 votes. While Bush's margin in Pinellas could change, his statewide victory won't.

"If you found a couple hundred thousand votes in Ohio, that might be exciting," said Paul Bedinghaus, chairman of the Pinellas Republican Party. "I expect that human error will continue to occur as long as human beings are involved."
Pardon my outburst here (so what's new?), but I am getting really goddamned sick and tired of hearing stories of "found" votes which are dismissed as not likely to change anything. Paul Bedinghaus can go to hell for that anti-American attitude. Screw him and everyone with that mindset. I don't care if 10,000 votes are uncounted or if just one vote is uncounted. They're votes. At least these voters frigging made the effort to be counted. Absolutely no vote should be dismissed.

This isn't rocket science. It's simple. Count every damned vote. That's all. Count every damned vote. I don't care what the outcome is. Just count the goddamned votes.

What part of "count the goddamned votes" is so difficult to understand?


Meet Your New National Security Adviser! 


As always, Bush is stacking so many horrible decisions on the plate that it's impossible to know where to start saying "no." Our government-run-like-a-business once again elevates a raging incompetent instead of firing his useless butt. Why? Because President Crackhead has that psychological dysfunction of surrounding himself with sycophants - no matter how dangerous to the country's well-being they are.
A Hawk in Bush's Inner Circle Who Flies Under the Radar
Stephen J. Hadley, selected to be the next national security advisor, backs missile defense and is skeptical of arms control pacts.

Like others in Bush's inner circle, Hadley has demonstrated his loyalty. His most highly publicized appearance during Bush's first term came when he effectively took the blame for the president's mistaken claim in the 2003 State of the Union address that Iraq had sought to purchase uranium in Africa.

The assertion attracted controversy in July 2003, when it was disclosed that the Central Intelligence Agency had sent the White House two memos raising doubts about the uranium claim. Hadley appeared before reporters at the White House to say that he should have read the memos — and should have kept the erroneous 16 words out of Bush's speech.

"It is now clear to me that I failed in that responsibility," he said. Immediately afterward, Bush aides stressed that Hadley retained Bush's complete confidence and would stay on the job.

On Tuesday, as he announced the selection, Bush called Hadley a "man of wisdom and good judgment" who had "earned my trust."

Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, November 16

New Product Showcase 


Wouldn't this look great on your chest? Of course it would.



Click to see the whole line of this design. T-shirts. Mugs. Y'know. The usual.


"Mosh" Redux 




Eminem's seminal "Mosh" video was a wake-up call to millions of young voters. It's been re-shot and re-edited - and the message is just as strong and uplifting. Instead of marching en masse to the voting booth...well, see for yourself. Check it out.


Oh, Sweet Jesus, NO... 


The Red States' party is completely running roughshod over the laws of the land. And there's no one - NO ONE - who can stop them. They know something here, and they're preparing for it. If there's ANY conscience left in the Republican Party, they better act now and reject this insanity. I'm not holding my breath.

To all those who prayed for this to happen - the hijacking of our government by the radical right - you better reap the same screwjob the rest of us will get. This is an outrage.
House GOP May Change Leadership Rules

House Republicans were contemplating changing their rules in order to allow members indicted by state prosecutors to remain in a leadership post, a move designed to benefit Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) in case he is charged by a Texas grand jury that has indicted three of his political associates, GOP leaders said today.

The rules change, which some leaders said is likely to be adopted Wednesday, comes as House Republicans return to Washington indebted to DeLay for the enhanced majority they won in this month's elections. DeLay led an aggressive redistricting effort in Texas last year that resulted in five Democratic House members retiring or losing reelection. It also triggered the grand jury inquiry into fundraising efforts related to the state legislature's redistricting actions.

House Republicans recognize that DeLay fought fiercely to widen their majority, and they are eager to protect him from an Austin-based investigation they view as baseless and partisan, said Rep. Eric I. Cantor (R-Va.), the GOP's chief deputy whip.

"That's why this [proposed rule change] is going to pass, assuming it is submitted, because there is a tremendous recognition that Tom DeLay led on the issue to produce five more seats in our majority," Cantor said after emerging from a meeting in which the Republican Conference welcomed new members and reelected Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) and DeLay as its top leaders.
Kos points out that the GOP pushed through the original law when Rostenkowski was about to get hung out to dry. These people are bastards. Every last one of them. Bastards.


Now That's What I Call Hip Hop! Volume II 


Loved his professional work. Like most of us, it seems his personal affairs needed a little shoring up.
ODB's family woes

The sister of hip-hop star ODB said yesterday that his money was beginning to become an issue within the family since his death Saturday.

Lamarenae Jones, 32, said she and her mother, Cherry Jones, were angry that ODB's separated wife made public statements that he had only three children when the rapper had seven children to whom he was financially committed.

"All these kids were always around each other," Jones, of Manassas, Va., said. "We have no idea why she said he only had three - her three - but it looks like his money is definitely going to be an issue."

Biographies of the rapper have put the number of his offspring at 12 or 13.

His wife, Icelene Jones, met ODB at her 16th birthday party in East New York about 20 years ago and lives in Deer Park with the couple's three children, Taniqua, 16; Barson, 15; and Shaquita, 13. After ODB's death, she insisted he had only three children and would not be responsible for any more than that.

She could not be reached yesterday.


Now That's What I Call Hip Hop! Volume I 


Wasn't this the awards show which ended in a trophy-grabbing free-for-all last year? Or was that another UPN show, WWE Smackdown?
Man Stabbed in Melee at L.A.-Area Rap Awards Show

One man was stabbed and rapper Dr. Dre was punched in the nose during a melee at the second annual Vibe Awards for hip-hop stars at a hangar at Santa Monica Airport on Monday night, police said.

The fight, in which crowds of people traded punches and hurled chairs, started when Dr. Dre was punched while waiting to go on stage to receive a lifetime achievement award after being introduced by arranger Quincy Jones and rapper Snoop Dog.

Dre's bodyguards went after the assailant and fights broke out in the crowd of about 1,000. The man who was stabbed was not identified but officials said he was in stable condition and police were hunting for his attacker. The victim's name was not released.

When taping of the show resumed, Dr. Dre was presented with his award. The program was scheduled to be broadcast on Tuesday night on the UPN network.


Another Development in the Burning Man 


It seems to be an epidemic - people serving the government, having their work bungled beyond hope and ultimately getting distraught to the point of quitting - or worse. If you're not missing Clinton by now, you have no trace of the soul you claimed to vote by.
Post: Man Who Ignited Self at White House an Informant

A man who set himself on fire outside the White House on Monday was a Yemeni federal informant on terrorism upset over how the FBI had managed his case, The Washington Post reported on Tuesday.

Mohamed Alanssi, who had recently discussed his work as an informant in interviews with The Washington Post, told the newspaper by faxed letter and telephone on Monday he intended to "burn my body at unexpected place," the newspaper reported.


From the Pen of: Clay Bennett 


From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


Ink for One Of Our Own 


It's always good when one of our contributors gets ink, especially in long form. Mark Richards has a piece in the Littleton (MA) Independent titled Little hope in second term for Bush. As we used to say in the old neighborhood in New York - nice piece.

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, November 15

New Product Showcase 


From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 


The Bush Crapstorm Continues 


Man, not even two weeks after the election, and things have sunk lower than we could have ever predicted. Condoleezza Rice screws up the August 2001 PDB which led to the 9/11 attacks - so she'll make a swell Secretary of State. The Bizarro World is here.

Heads of state around the world will hide under their desks when they see her coming their way...


It Gets Even Worse 


Compassion, gone. Rules of war, dead. I will now come right out and say this: I've never been more ashamed to be a citizen in Bush's America.
NBC video shows Marine killing wounded Iraqi

A U.S. Marine shot and killed a wounded prisoner in a Fallujah mosque, according to a television pool report broadcast Monday. A Marine spokesman said the shooting was being investigated.

Pool pictures taken by NBC correspondent Kevin Sites embedded with the Marines 3rd Battalion, 1st Regiment, were recorded Saturday as the Marines returned to an unidentified Fallujah mosque.

The video, according to a version aired by CNN, showed a Marine raising his rifle toward the prisoners but neither NBC nor CNN showed the shooting itself. The video was blacked out but the report of the rifle could be heard.


"Insurgents" 


Fallujah Pictures collects and posts news photos from major and minor news services of the casualties suffered in that ruined city. The US is proudly proclaiming that only insurgents have died in the recent firestorm. Even if that was true, you'll see why they don't mention injuries. Kids. Women. Our own soldiers. All brutalized in the name of - something. It's not even clear why anymore.




From the Pen of: Tatsuya Ishida 


Horror in Falluja 


Can we finally remove the "humanitarian effort" line from the Reasons We Attacked Iraq list already?
LINK - Iraq's Red Crescent group sent seven truckloads of food and medicine to the city, but U.S. forces blocked the aid convoy at Falluja's main hospital and said it could not enter. The convoy turned back on Monday after three days of frustration.

"It's our third day here at the hospital and all we have done is receive promises from the Americans," Hassan Rawi, a member of the International Federation of the Red Cross, said.

U.S. commanders say they are working to deliver assistance to the city themselves, and urged any Iraqis needing aid to go to Falluja's main hospital on the western outskirts.

CIVILIAN DEATHS?

Iraqi interim Prime Minister Iyad Allawi said he did not believe any civilians were killed in the offensive, which has left 38 U.S. soldiers, 6 Iraqi troops and more than 1,200 insurgents dead. But witness accounts contradicted him.

A member of an Iraqi relief committee told Al Jazeera television he saw 22 bodies buried in rubble in Falluja's northern Jolan district on Sunday.

"Of the 22 bodies, five were found in one house as well as two children whose ages did not exceed 15 and a man with an artificial leg," Mohammed Farhan Awad said.

"Some of the bodies we found had been eaten by stray dogs and cats. It was a very painful sight."


Ohio Recount is On 


You know what this means. Republican thugs from across the country will be flying into the Buckeye State and doing everything in their power to stop this, just as they did in Florida in 2000. If we allow this to happen again, we deserve whatever we get as a result.

Finally. We have something to thank the Green Party for, since too many of our fellow Dems decided to roll over and take the path of least resistance. Thank you, Greens. Thank you.
Recount in Ohio a Sure Thing
Green Party Campaign Raises $150,000 in 4 Days, Shifts Gears to Phase II

There will be a recount of the presidential vote in Ohio.

On Thursday, David Cobb, the Green Party's 2004 presidential candidate, announced his intention to seek a recount of the vote in Ohio. Since the required fee for a statewide recount is $113,600, the only question was whether that money could be raised in time to meet the filing deadline. That question has been answered.

The Ohio presidential election was marred by numerous press and independent reports of mis-marked and discarded ballots, problems with electronic voting machines and the targeted disenfranchisement of African American voters. A number of citizens' groups and voting rights organizations are holding the second of two hearings today in Columbus, Ohio, to take testimony from voters, poll watchers and election experts about problems with the Ohio vote.


The Faces of Ugly 


After seeing it last night, I was gonna tell you about the Freeper response site to Sorry Everybody, but it's not there anymore.

www.werenotsorry.com was a photo gallery of Freeps, boneheads and gun-totin' bible-wavin' Amurkins which really demonstrated the ugly side of this country. If it returns, just cut and paste the above URL into your browser and check out these lovely folks. Yipes.


From the Word Processor of: Jeff Danziger 


Yes, our favorite polititoonist picks up a keyboard and does an op-ed piece in today's LA Times where he gets to rewrite Saving Private Ryan for the bible belt TV stations. An excerpt:
Straight From the Horrors of D-day: War Is Heck!
By Jeff Danziger

Under our new "moral values" standards, you can show war is hell, but you must leave out the word "hell."
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Up the beach we go, through enemy fire, crawling over bodies and wrecked materiel. Finally unable to stand any more carnage, Tom cries out: "Darn these Germans, anyhow!"

In one of my favorite scenes, Tom is approached by a fresh-faced young corporal. "I'm worried, sir," the soldier says. "We've run out of ammunition!" "Fudge!" Tom says.

"What?" asks the young lad, appropriately shocked.

"I mean fiddlesticks!"

It's not easy writing this stuff, trying to be accurate and yet OK for prime-time TV. But I and my fellow script doctors have done our homework, and we've based the best lines on actual soldiers' memoirs. Some of these lines are just great, punctuating the fire and smoke of battle with pithy, yet morally valuable, sentiments. For example, "Drat, there goes my leg!"; "I'd like to kick Hitler in the pants!"; and the searing, "By Jiminy, we're all going to die."

Finally, Private Ryan is located, ("There you are, you son of a biscuit!") and a happy ending is appended. The audience is happy, the FCC is happy and the execs at the ABC affiliates are happy.

Most important, the true picture of men at war is provided to a country now somewhat fearful about the nature of armed conflict, even when led by men of towering faith. The lesson is that if soldiers are fighting for freedom and democracy they can get the job done without a lot of bad words.

It's been fun, giving a positive tone to a great American war movie. I reread my own words and even I am uplifted. My agent is happy too. He's gotten me a gig rewriting a made-for-television biopic on Dick Cheney.


Dang! 


Another great idea I didn't think of. Photographer Michael O'Brien has opened up a merch site for the religious left. It reminds folks (like myself) that we also have some pretty strong faith-based folks on our side.


Team America Has Just Saved Your City From Terrorism! 



Sometimes, you have to kill the patient to save it, right? This morning's LA Times front page headline said it all.
Iraqi City Lies in Ruins
Rebels are reportedly making their last stand in Fallouja. The next step, reconstruction, could cost the U.S. tens of millions of dollars.

Even as small groups of guerrillas continued putting up fierce resistance here Sunday, U.S. commanders were preparing for the next phase of the operation: the complete reconstruction of a city that has been devastated in battle.

"It's a monumental task," acknowledged Marine Maj. Timothy Hanson, one of the first civil affairs officers on the scene to assess the scope of destruction in the city that had become the tactical and inspirational capital of the Iraqi insurgency.

Reconstruction of Fallouja is on hold as the fighting persists, especially in southern areas of the city, where some of the most die-hard guerrillas are reported to be making a last stand. Some have burrowed underground, prompting U.S. forces Saturday to drop a 2,000-pound bomb - the most powerful munition used here to date - on a tunnel complex.


Time to Get the Stain Off the Resume 

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, November 14

You Can Put a Stethoscope on a Pig... 


Jawol, Herr Frist 


Scarier and scarier...


Senate Majority Leader BIll Frist (R-TN) is seen during an interview with Fox News in Washington November 14, 2004. Frist said Republican Sen. Arlen Specter, who has questioned whether an abortion opponent could win approval to the U.S. Supreme Court, must agree to back President George W. Bush's nominees if he is to head the Senate Judiciary Committee.


Keith! Keith! Keith! 



Gotta hand it to Keith Olbermann - he's adopted the voter recount story and will continue to flog it even during his upcoming vacation (I know the feeling). His entry today - along with more of his findings - poses this very sane and simple question:
...how come the "Kerry's winning" part of the election night exit polling is presumed to have been wrong, or tampered with, but the "Moral Values" part of the same polling is graded flawless, and marks the dawn of a new American century?
Indeed. Show him some love. Write to him and encourage him.

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, November 13

Why Howard Dean Should NOT Be DNC Chair 


RIP, ODB 


One of the most innovative names - both literally and figuratively - in hip-hop passes on.
Rapper Ol' Dirty Bastard Dies

Wu-Tang Clan rapper Ol' Dirty Bastard died on Saturday (November 13) in New York, according to his spokesperson.

Sources close to ODB (whose real name was Russell Jones) said he had been complaining of chest pains earlier in the day.

A statement was released Saturday evening by ODB's mother, Cherry Jones. "This evening I received a phone call that is every mother's worst dream," she said. "My son, Russell Jones, passed away. To the public, he was known as Ol' Dirty Bastard. To me, he was known as Rusty, the kindest and most generous soul on earth. I appreciate all the support I received. Russell was more than a rapper - he was a loving father, brother, uncle and most of all, son. With love, Cherry Jones.

MTV News will have more on this story as it develops.


Doug Thompson, Republican 


The creator of Capitol Hill Blue is a lifelong Republican, working as press sec'y to Paul Findley, Manuel Lujan and Dan Burton - as well as being very active with the Reagan campaign and the National Republican Senatorial and Congressional Committees. So to dismiss him as a left wing kook would be a mild misrepresentation to say the least. Here's what he's saying today.
Dawn of the Brain-Dead

The re-election of mentally- and morally-challenged George W. Bush means the dumbing down of America is complete.

Bush returned to office because an army of brain-dead cretins, their minds turned to mush by years of right-wing propaganda, marched to the polls and exercised what little grey matter remained to pull the lever, touch the screen or mark the ballot to elect anything Republican.

True, no small measure of blame goes to the Democrats for fielding their own Keystone Cops slate of candidates, but Republicans stay in power because they have turned their followers into a mob of zombies, staring blankly into space while their party destroys a once-great country called America.

Republicans undermine America the way the Nazis pillaged and plundered Germany - using fear as a motivator, playing on public paranoia over an enemy that could be weakened if the President were not focused more on his personal agenda than the security of the people he is sworn to protect.

Bush is a madman, a pill-popping dry drunk whose recklessness grows and can now run amuck for four more years, thanks to mindless morons who buy into his party's line of partisan paranoia.
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Bush would not be able to accomplish his mission of American destruction were it not for the mindless masses who buy into the right-wing hysteria fueled by the Republican party. Mesmerized by conservative hypesters like Rush Limbaugh (another dope head) and Sean Hannity, the intellectually-challenged buy into the party line that only the right-wing can be right, only the fear-mongering lies of conservatives can be trusted and only those who buy this crap can be "real Americans."
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These zealots are a greater threat to our freedoms than any olive-skinned terrorist. They support the constant attacks on the Constitution by their leaders and excuse the excesses of their administration while condemning similar actions by their opponents.

Thanks to them, America is no longer the land of the free or home of the brave. Thanks to them, we have become the land of the moronic and home of the oppressed. They are a greater enemy to freedom than any Farsi-spouting Muslim cleric ever can be.


Zero for Everything 


Miserable, miserable, miserable failure. Bin Laden. Afghanistan. The budget surplus. The environment. Jobs. President Crackhead has failed everything. And thanks to his beeg fat plan in Fallujah, he can add this to his stellar record.
Backed by tanks and artillery fire, U.S. troops launched a major attack Saturday against insurgent holdouts in southern Fallujah, hoping to finish off resistance in what had been the major guerrilla bastion of central Iraq. An Iraqi official estimated that about 1,000 insurgents had been killed so far in the weeklong offensive.

In the northern city of Mosul, a car bomb exploded as an Iraqi National Guard convoy passed by, witnesses said. In recent days, an armed uprising in sympathy with Fallujah's insurgents has killed 10 Iraqi National Guards and one American soldier, the U.S. military said.

The region's governor blamed the uprising on "the betrayal of some police members" and said National Guard units arrived to help quell the violence. Also, a U.S. infantry battalion was diverted from Fallujah and sent back to Mosul.

Insurgents appeared to be taking advantage of the lessening of American troop strength around Fallujah as U.S. commanders report an increase in small-scale rebel attacks.
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U.S. officials confirmed the arrest of about 14 suspected foreign fighters, but Dawoud said Saturday that al-Zarqawi and Fallujah leader Abdullah al-Janabi "have escaped."
1,000 deaths? 14 arrests? Didn't we used to pride ourselves in doing just the opposite?

Oh, that was Old America. Sorry. This is the New USA. Kill, kill, kill and let God/Jesus/Yahweh sort 'em out.


From Half of America to the World: Sorry Everybody 


Burning Movies, Burning Books - The Circle Game Brings Us Here Again 



Editorial in this morning's LA Times...
Private Ryan, Unsaved

Private Ryan couldn't be saved after all, at least not in some of the nation's major TV markets on Thursday night. Given the Federal Communications Commission's ongoing jihad against indecency, ABC affiliates in Dallas, Atlanta, Phoenix and other cities yanked the Oscar-winning movie off the air. Never mind that the network had already aired the movie in 2001 and 2002. The nation is regressing.

It's hard to think of a more fitting Veterans Day tribute than Steven Spielberg's "Saving Private Ryan," which celebrates the heroism of U.S. soldiers who stormed the beaches in Normandy. Sure, the movie is violent and reveals that soldiers are known to use unpleasant language while under fire. But at a time when thousands of Americans are engaged in another conflict, reminding their compatriots back home that war is hell is not such a bad thing.

Moreover, the prudish desire to keep any profanity off the air, regardless of its context, is misguided. Broadcast television does not exist in a vacuum. Viewers are exposed to plenty of shocking fare on cable, not to mention video games. And ABC aired plenty of disclaimers, letting parents know that this was rough viewing. The ABC affiliates that refrained from airing the movie could have shown more valor, but they are as much a victim of the FCC's arbitrary and capricious regulation as they are villains in this tale. Their fear of the jihad is understandable, and their surrender Thursday serves to highlight just how destructive the FCC's crackdown on indecency has become.

The commission has been targeting the broadcast industry for the last year or so, prodded on by such Taliban-like zealots as the American Family Assn. and the Parents TV Council (which did issue a ruling exempting "Private Ryan" from its campaigns) and their allies in Congress. The FCC caved in to these groups in the aftermath of Janet Jackson's Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction," fining CBS $550,000. The FCC has also gone after Howard Stern and reversed its own staff in assessing rock star Bono's use of a word alluding to the act of procreation.

The lack of clarity in the regulatory scheme is likely to encourage only more self-censorship. In the past, stations could count on staying out of trouble unless they willfully and repeatedly aired indecent material, however vaguely defined. Now, an isolated incident is enough to trigger a fine, and more important, a black mark against a broadcaster seeking a license renewal.

Rather unhelpfully, the commission has pledged to judge the airing of supposed profanity on a case-by-case basis. This, coupled with the FCC's refusal to provide advance guarantees to affiliates that it wouldn't take action if they aired "Saving Private Ryan," makes it look as if the commission's main priority is to tailor its response to whatever level of pressure it feels from self-appointed morality guardians. This is not only cowardly on the part of FCC Chairman Michael Powell and his fellow commissioners, it's probably unconstitutional.
Y'know, I watched the movie Footloose several years ago for the first time since its theatrical run and cringed at the counter-sanctimony of the kids' uprising against the righteous religious establishment. If you watch Billy Jack today, you know the feeling.

Footloose was on cable over the weekend, and chillingly - this time when I watched, that cringing didn't happen. It was real again. We've come full circle. We're once again living in a time where religious wackos are dictating our lives, our culture and our medical decisions. But this time, it's not just happening in little Southern towns. It's now a national epidemic.

We can't let this happen. I wasn't born into a theocracy, and I'll be damned if one is going to be forced on me now.


If Youse Wanna See Yer Mother Again, You'll Try My Democracy. Capisce? 


Jeezus, has Bush been watching the Sopranos? This little passage from his photo-op with his pet poodle yesterday kinda stunned me.
I believe that the responsibility for peace is going to rest with the Palestinian people's desire to build a democracy and Israel's willingness to help them build a democracy. I know we have a responsibility as free nations to set forth a strategy that will help the Palestinian people head toward democracy. I don't think there will ever be lasting peace until there is a free, truly democratic society in the Palestinian territories that becomes a state. And therefore, the responsibility rests with both the Palestinian people and the leadership which emerges, with the Israelis to help that democracy grow, and with the free world to put the strategy in place that will help the democracy grow.
In other words, if you don't do things my way, we can't guarantee you won't get blasted to kingdom come. Have a nice day!

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, November 12

Worst. War. Ever. 


Of course we gave the insurgents in Fallujah about six weeks of warning that we were coming in. Now that we're there, the insurgents have - y'know - dug in in Najaf and Mosul. Meanwhile, families and kids stuck in Fallujah are without power, food, water and medical help - and the Iraqi government isn't allowing help to enter the city.

This is Geroge W. Bush's idea of a humanitarian war.
US troops stretched to limit as insurgents fight back

Insurgent attacks across Iraq stretched American forces to their limits yesterday when rebels appeared to be in control of at least two cities, and the operation in Fallujah entered its most dangerous phase.

The holy city of Najaf became the seventh city to be placed under a night-time curfew with insurgents across the Sunni Triangle, the country's most volatile region, united in their determination to use the battle for Fallujah as a rallying call to terror.

Despite air strikes on Iraq's main northern city, Mosul, on Thursday night and claims by US forces that the city was calm, masked gunmen openly controlled its streets yesterday with eyewitnesses reporting that neither police nor US forces were to be seen.
Aid Agencies See Possible Fallujah Crisis

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Iraqis trapped in Fallujah face a humanitarian disaster unless Iraqi and U.S. authorities allow food, water and medicine into the besieged city, aid agencies said Friday.

The head of the Iraqi Red Crescent Society, Fardous al-Ubaidi, said she asked for permission from the Iraqi government to deliver humanitarian supplies to Iraqi civilians in the city but the request was turned down.

"There is no water, no food, no medicine, no electricity and no fuel and when asked for a permission, we were only allowed to approach the Fallujah outskirts but had no access to Fallujah itself," al-Ubaidi told The Associated Press.


From the Pen of: John Sherffius 


Freeway Bloggers Still Have Work To Do 




In fact, they've just begun. The Original Freeway Blogger is rallying the troops to work on the still-developing vote counting controversy. This weekend, Florida and Ohio are the focus. Climb on board.


At Least My Priorities Are Straight 


What's the one thing I really needed to work on after two weeks? Right! The chatroom! Only now it's been remodeled as...



Whee. It's more of that than a chatroom anyway, although if you get into a live row with another viewer, it serves that purpose very well. The entry boxes are now outside the dialogue box, so screen refreshes don't mess up what you're writing.

According to the traffic there, I'm the only one who seems to give a flip, so amuse me here. Thanks.




Elections Just Two Months Away! 


That's right - The New Free Iraq is having their all-important groundbreaking elections in just a matter of weeks! Can anyone tell me who the candidates are?

Anyone?

Candidates?

Hello?

Google searches, news searches, all kinds of searches come up empty. The only name I can muster up is Allawi. Kinda sounds like the 2002 Iraq election where the one candidate got 100% of the vote.

Freedom is truly on the march.

UPDATE: Okay. Here's something. I think.


Go, Keith! 



Olbermann is keeping the voter fraud story alive. Truthout has video clips here. Keith's keeping a journal of the mess (and a smackdown of Ann Coulter) at his blog.


Home 


And I brought my cold with me! Always happy to bring Caribbean germs stateside. Hey, if red states can spread their brand of illness on me, I can sure cough my brains out into the jetstream and teach those bastards a lesson.

Yeah, after being shot into the stratosphere twice (with that pleasant customs stopover in 'Lanta), I have alternating test tones in my ears reminding me that my recupertive powers ain't what they used to be.

We woke up in Jamaica at 5:30am and landed in LA at 10:30pm local times. So of course you can imagine that as soon as we got home, we dropped our luggage on the floor and jumped right into the sofa to watch the TiVoed Bill Maher show from last Friday night. Yes, aside from having colds, we're clinically insane. My friend Jer says I have OCD, but I think he's being too kind.

As for Maher's show, I can only come to the conclusion that Republicans are more pissed at Democrats than Democrats are pissed at Democrats. Alan Simpson and Andrew Sullivan seem to think that red states are above poking fun of, and that's why we keep losing elections. Swear to God. They cited Maher and the Hollywood Elite (Maher must be thrilled he's now in that group) and their name-calling of the backwoods slack-jawed gonadheads from inbred America as the main reason Democrats lose elections. I guess flip-flopper, lipstick on a pig and big-time asshole are terms of endearment to the U.S. of Jesus. But Simpson, moderate as he usually is, apparently got a shot of Zell-ulite and damn near jumped out of the glass to throttle a totally befuddled Maher.

The GOP's whole reaction to the election is just plain bizarre. It seems that every time someone congratulates them, they snap. What the HELL is their problem? Bill Frist demanding that what few Dems still in both chambers of congress turn themselves over to the dark side was surreal enough. These people have become so ruthless from campaigning and negging out that they forgot how to be people. They're non-stop campaign machines. I'm already sick of 'em.

In Atlanta, by the way, I really liked looking at the magazine racks. There, among the Time, Newsweek, US News, et al telling us how they think Bush did it, was the Economist with this simple sentiment: "Now, Unite Us."

The flight from Montego Bay to Atlanta was weird. With no announcement from the cockpit or the flight crew, we landed in Atlanta. It was where we were supposed to land, but they never told us we were getting close. It's a very stunning feeling when you're descending in a fog and then feel and hear a tremendous and unexpected thud. Within a verrry slow split second, you realize that the lights whizzing by out the window aren't angels welcoming you to the 'Gates, but the runway.

So we awaken today, still with the irie warmth of two weeks immersed in the simplicity of Negril. Hang on - the Friday LA Times has arrived and the circular for Fry's has a 1gb SD card for 49 bucks! USA! USA! USA!

But first, I must call all the fine folks on my answering machine and explain why checks bounced after draining my account on Jamaican ATM machines. It was for a great investment. Wood carvings.

What?


Eleven-Eleven Plus One 


Yesterday was a travel day for us, but I couldn't let Veterans' Day pass without thinking of one of my childhood heroes - cartoonist Walt Kelly. His Pogo strip was nothing short of small works of art and mirrors of...well, the American condition. His humor and style to this day still puts the modern-day versions of the genre to utter shame (no one DARES to mention Mallard Fillmore, Prickly City, or even Doonesbury in the same breath as (breath) Pogo).

It was through Kelly's work that I learned at a very early age about the separation of troops and state. Our government has a history of really lousy decisions, many of which involve our young men and women jumping face first into mortal danger. According to Kelly, our leaders are never EVER above criticism, but our servicepeople earn and deserve our respect. For the most part, they ironically give up their right to criticize our government to carry out the fight for that very right.

Walt Kelly always held the date of 11/11 sacred, and every year he'd create a masterpiece honoring those who served. We happily pass along that notion, hoping that you'll do the same on this day every year.




Public Notice 

Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, November 10

From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


Gotta leave Jamaica with a couple of 'toon gems for ya...



From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 


Still Mad? 


Almost Comin' Home Time 


(NEGRIL, JAMAICA) - It figures that on the last few days of this trip, I'd come down with a headcold of the gods. I think it was either that damned mosquito or a chemical attack from Rumsfeld against my portion of the island. It came on Monday night at 3am with no warning and nothing's stopping it. Zinc, echanacea (sic - I'm stuffed), C, fevergrass tea, honey/lime - nothing. I'm looking forward to coming back home tomorrow where I can get some real drugs.

Speaking of real drugs, we did manage to hit a special marker with this trip. We already conquered YS Falls and Mayfield Falls. Sunday, we hit the trifecta and climbed Dunns River Falls which is an almost completely vertical hoist. Here's my pic to prove we did it.



I'll post more pictures and crap once I'm back in my own sickbed instead of someone else's.

So keep behaving yourselves. Between Gonzales, Arafat, Ohio vote counting, Fallujah and chicken that's prepared any way except jerked, we've still got a lot of work to do.

Because this relaxing is knocking the hell out of me. (SNIFF)

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, November 8

One Thing's for Sure 


This country I'm in does not like George W. Bush. No wonder we hang around for so long. All these are from yesterday's Jamaica Gleaner and Observer.
Our interest in Bush's second term

Bush has already boasted that last week's election has given him "political capital which I intend to spend". How he interprets that "capital" and "spends" it is the big worry for those opposed to his policies at home and abroad.
American jihad
I have to say I'm glad I didn't have to write this column two days ago. Because two days ago - Wednesday, the day the most important elections for the world since the elections held in Germany in 1932 broke the same way they did there then - I spent most of my time fielding phone calls, and watching my Inbox fill up with e-mails, from various parts of the world; and without exception they were shocked, heartbroken, despairing, numb. Mainly, numb.

The written word, they say, has a certain permanence; yet it's the phone calls I remember. Uniformly, the voices on the line had an unforgettable deadness about them. (Was I sounding that way too? I hoped not.)

Such a deadness! As if the psyches behind them had been put on 'Pause', and the words were rolling out on their own, unleavened by the human spirit.

If what those voices were expressing was grief, it was a grief beyond lamentation. It was the grief that comes over a mother of a newly-lost child after the hysterics and the wailing are over. Only, in this case there had presumably been no hysterics, and no wailing. And in this case, the dead child's name was Hope.
A lobotomy for democracy

The real problem is that many people cannot believe that the Republicans could be so arrogant and barefaced to do what it is obvious that they must have done. On KLAS-FM on Wednesday morning, the two presenters initially thought I was being funny when I said the election had been stolen. But it isn't funny, and forecasts horrendous consequences as we shall see in Fallujah shortly, and perhaps Haiti.

After the 2000 election I predicted that we were in for a hard time. I didn't think it was going to be this bad. I had no idea that democracy itself and its handmaiden, the press, were scheduled for prefrontal lobotomies.

The ultimate irony, of course, was provided by the American media which solemnly pronounced that Bush won the election on moral values, despite Enron, Halliburton, Iraq WMDs, Abu Ghraib, the Patriot Act and the host of other scandals.

If that represents morality, perhaps we should all get prefrontal lobotomies. We need to remember though, that nothing is ever over until we give up.

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, November 6

From This Morning's Jamaica Observer 


(NEGRIL, JAMAICA) - JA's Keeble McFarlane reminds us of several offenses against common sense by Bush in his early years - and warns of the future for a "nearby country" - his.

Now the fun really begins!
Keeble McFarlane
Saturday, November 06, 2004

Now that the Bushling has renewed his lease on the White House for another four years, the world is in for the wildest roller-coaster ride it can imagine.

Regrettably, regime change did not take place in Washington, which sees itself as the most important city on the face of the Earth since civilisation began. In fact, what happened last Tuesday was a cementing of simplistic, neo-conservative, ultra right-wing, religious zealotry under the guise of politics.
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Don't forget that very early in his first term Bush made the Centres for Disease Control pull from their website and other informational materials all references to the use of condoms as one of the tools to fight AIDS, and also cut off any financial support to international organisations fighting the disease if they didn't stick to the script that abstinence is the only proper way to deal with AIDS.

On the legal front, Bush has been packing lower- and middle-level federal courts with some of the most Neanderthal judges he could find, and has the opportunity to do the same for the nine-member Supreme Court, up to four of whose members are due for retirement, either by way of illness or fatigue.

You can bet he'll name the most reactionary types available, and with the Republicans in complete control of the House of Representatives and the Senate, it will be very difficult to stop the progress of the elephantine steam-roller as it paves the way for overturning laws the zealots don't like, such as Roe vs Wade, which allows a woman to have an abortion.

We all remember, of course, that when the terrorists flew those aeroplanes into the towers in New York, just about everyone of significance in the world gave their support when the US struck out against Afghanistan, which was harbouring Osama bin Laden. But very soon Bush and his vengeful minions took their eye off the target and shifted instead to Saddam Hussein, who had nothing to do with 9/11.

He ignored the same people who applauded when he went after al-Qaeda and who now expressed misgivings about the relevance of Iraq. Some of us remember the underlying emotional reason, as Bush expressed a couple of years ago: "He tried to kill muh daddy." Not to mention the huge pool of oil sitting under the parched sands of Iraq, barely tapped.

Then there's that simplistic view that you can plant democracy in infertile soil such as you find in an old, traditionalist society like Iraq, and expect it to sprout into something solid in a short while. Unfortunately, Iraq has become Bush's Tar Baby, from which he cannot disengage, even though Iraqis now can't stand the presence of the Americans and their allies.

Going into the war, he had no plan of how to get out, and, like Vietnam a generation ago, this one promises to grow into an open, running sore, oozing lives and resources long after Bush's second lease on the White House expires. The next president will have to clean up that mess. (Remember what Vietnam did to Lyndon Johnson?)
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Bush has dusted off and updated an old American concept of manifest destiny, and has come out with a policy of preventive deterrence - the US can attack any country it wants to, if it feels that that country may possibly be thinking about attacking it, or even has the potential capacity to do so.

Now, I don't for one minute think they'll invade North Korea, since even though it is an extremely impoverished country, it still possesses sharp and solid teeth, some of them nuclear ("nucular", in Bush-talk), and appears quite willing to use them.
Duppy, indeed, knows who to frighten.

However, you can see the possibility of Bush striking at a country close by, not because it poses a military or economic threat to the US, but because it is so different from what Bush thinks a country should be like, and because it has defied all efforts to toe any line drawn by Washington, the Europeans or anybody else.


From the Pen of: Don Wright 


(NEGRIL, JAMAICA) - Let's catch up with the 'toonists.



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