Wednesday, December 3

Bush Served Up A Prop!

Oh, this is sweet. Time is telling the story on how fake and photo-opish this whole thing was.


"No, ya can't have this. It's my photo prop."

The Bird Was Perfect But Not For Dinner

President Bush's Baghdad turkey was for looking, not for eating.

In the most widely published image from his Thanksgiving day trip to Baghdad, the beaming president is wearing an Army workout jacket and surrounded by soldiers as he cradles a huge platter laden with a golden-brown turkey.

The bird is so perfect it looks as if it came from a food magazine, with bunches of grapes and other trimmings completing a Norman Rockwell image that evokes bounty and security in one of the most dangerous parts of the world.

But as a small sign of the many ways the White House maximized the impact of the 21/2-hour stop at the Baghdad airport, administration officials said yesterday that Bush picked up a decoration, not a serving plate.

White House officials do not deny that they craft elaborate events to showcase Bush, but they maintain that these events are designed to accurately dramatize his policies and to convey qualities about him that are real.

"This was effective, because it captured something about the president that people know is true, that he really cares about the soldiers and gets emotional when he sees them," Mary Matalin, a former administration official, said about the trip to Baghdad. "You have to figure out how to capture the Bush we know, even if it doesn't come through in a speech situation or a press conference. He regularly rejects anything that is not him."
He just didn't like being near soldiers back when he was supposed to be one. Mary, he needs the propping up because the guy is absolutely incapable of any form of honesty or emotion. He's a puppet. A fraud. And nobody's calling him on it except little voices like ours. It's frustrating, man. FRUSTRATING.

I need a hug.