Friday, April 23

April 29th: A Night Of Crackheads and Drunken Slobs!

Yes, kids! It's National Party for the President Day! Across the nation, Bush supporters will be throwing parties to show their support for America's president-select. The country's lampshade and tequila supply will be in short supply, you betcha.

I notice no Muslims are allowed to throw parties...but the "W Stands For Women" group smacks of intrigue...