Thursday, April 29

It's Shop Online Day In L.A.

We're under a terror warning for shopping malls on the Westside. But we're also told to go about our business. But we're also told to be vigilant. But we're also told they get about 4,000 of these uncorroborated threats a year. But we're also told we're safer now that we invaded Iraq.

I'll be in the closet in the fetal position if you need me.