Finally! The Whistle-Ass Administration Creates New Jobs!

Wow. U.S. News and World Report's Washington Whispers shows a major defection in the works for 2004...

Add two more cabinet officers to the growing list of agency heads expected to bail if President Bush is reelected. Senior officials tell us that Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge and Attorney General John Ashcroft will join CIA Director George Tenet, Secretary of State Colin Powell, and maybe Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld out the door. Two reasons are given. First: burnout from fighting the war on terror. Second: Government pay stinks.

So we can conclude they all took this job because they were certain it was going to be a one-term administration. They get points for that.