"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed: A Small Lesson in Conservatism"
Swear to God. Here's the description:
It's never too soon to poison your kids' minds with wrongheaded political ideology, crass polarization and sheer lies.
By Katharine DeBrecht
The story of two boys who dream about opening a lemonade stand when a strange thing happens...
Their dream gets stuck in Liberaland!
"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! A Small Lesson in Conservatism" is a wonderful way to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. In simple text, parents and children follow Tommy and Lou on their quest to earn money for a swing set their parents cannot afford. As their dream gets stuck in Liberaland, Tommy and Lou's lemonade stand is hit with many obstacles.
Liberals keep appearing from behind their lemon tree, taking half of their money in taxes, forbidding them to hang a picture of Jesus atop their stand, and making them give broccoli with each glass sold.
Law after law instituted by the press-hungry liberals finally results in the liberals taking over Tommy and Lou's stand and offering sour lemonade at astronomical prices to the customers.
Forget Liberals launched Project Head Start.
Forget Liberals spearheaded most of the child labor laws and child abuse laws.
Forget that practically every social program aimed at bettering kids was instituted by Liberals.
Most importantly, forget conservatives completely failed kids by dropping the ball on "No Child Left Behind."
Just remember Liberals will take over your lemonade stand, deny your religion and screw you in the press. Ugh.
I won't link, but the URL is http://shop.wnd.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=1617. It's got to be seen to be believed.
