Wednesday, September 22

All The President's Nostrils

It's from the same organization with the strongest legal team to support its reporting. The same news operation that broke the Limbaugh pill-popping, the Gennifer Flowers affair, Rock Hudson's AIDS diagnosis stories and more. The outfit that lost only one libel suit and that was over 20 years ago. And the people who broke the story of Kirstie Alley ballooning to 496 pounds. All these important stories and more...

Yes, the most fastidious news organization in America today - the National Enquirer - seems to have a new set of goods. We consider this a lot more serious than welching out of military service. It's a dangerous behavior issue. And yes - we'll believe the Enquirer before we buy a single word coming out of Fox News.
NEW PROOF BUSH SNORTED COCAINE

While President George W. Bush's spokespeople are denying the allegation in Kitty Kelley's new book that Bush used cocaine, an ENQUIRER investigation has tracked down others who are making similar bombshell charges!

One source, author Toby Rogers, said a former member of George Bush Sr.'s staff revealed to him that George W. used cocaine and "has been out of control since college."

The issue that goes on sale Friday explores Kelley's charge that George W. did cocaine at Camp David while his father was President, that First Lady Laura Bush sold marijuana in college ... and much more.