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Hoffmania Posts for Monday, May 10

If Ever A Blog Post Deserves To Be Just Called "Oy" This Is It 


Oy oy oy oy oy.

Wisconsin's Post-Crescent (owned by Gannett) is actually begging for pro-Bush letters to put in their "Letters to the Editor" section.

UPDATE: There's a very succinct reply in today's P-C. Bravo.

UPDATING THE UPDATE: Click on the Oy's up there and you'll see a clarification of the original editorial. Seems they were timid of getting hammered by wingnuts for printing too many anti-Bush letters. Boo hoo hoo. We're sure the Freepers are fixing that situation right now.


WORST. Numbers. EVER. 


For the first time in his presidential career, President Cokesnort's approval ratings sink below his disapproval ratings.


Gallup Poll and CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll - 1,003 persons over 18:

"Do you approve or disapprove of the way George W. Bush is handling his job as president?"

Disapprove: 51%
Approve: 46%
Don't Know: 3%


Okay - So He's Vicious AND Vindictive 



Two more reasons he shouldn't run the country. From the Washington Times...and it amazes me they are so in attack mode that they don't realize how scary all this looks.

President Bush is resolved not to repeat what he thinks were the two fundamental blunders of his father's one-term presidency: abandoning Iraq and failing to vanquish the Democrats.

In one of several exclusive interviews with The Washington Times, Mr. Bush said his father had "cut and run early" from Iraq in 1991.

Mr. Bush also said Sen. John Kerry would "regret" disparaging the U.S.-led coalition that liberated Iraq, promising to use the Massachusetts Democrat's words against him in the election campaign. [...]

White House political strategist Karl Rove, in one of the lengthy interviews with The Times granted by senior administration officials, also detailed how the Bush campaign intends to paint Mr. Kerry as a condescending elitist, who is pro-tax, weak on defense and on the wrong side in the culture wars.

White House Chief of Staff Andrew H. Card Jr. described Mr. Kerry as a John F. Kennedy "wannabe," who lacks the mettle to be president. Mr. Card, who also worked for the first President Bush, said when it comes to running for re-election, the son is much more engaged and far less complacent than the father.

National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice and Secretary of State Colin L. Powell predicted disaster for anyone who "misunderestimates" the president.

Miss Rice said she and other senior advisers still laugh over that quintessential "Bushism," which their boss famously coined on the eve of the election that made him president.
Yeah. A real riot. Great campaign you guys are mounting.

Meanwhile, with all these attack dogs completely negging-out against Kerry (simply because they have nothing else to run on), they're still in a virtual tie with him in the polls - with Zogby predicting a Kerry win (see next post).

Political geniuses? The big decision they should be making is where they'll go for coffee after they vacate on January 20th.


Zogby: Kerry Will Win 


That is, if Kerry does what Kerry does...

The Election Is Kerry's To Lose
By John Zogby

I have made a career of taking bungee jumps in my election calls. Sometimes I haven't had a helmet and I have gotten a little scratched. But here is my jump for 2004: John Kerry will win the election.

Have you recovered from the shock? Is this guy nuts? Kerry's performance of late has hardly been inspiring and polls show that most Americans have no sense of where he really stands on the key issues that matter most to them. Regardless, I still think that he will win. And if he doesn't, it will be because he blew it. There are four major reasons for my assertion:

First, my most recent poll (April 12-15) shows bad re-election numbers for an incumbent President.

Second, there are very few undecided voters for this early in a campaign.

Third, the economy is still the top issue for voters - 30% cite it. While the war in Iraq had been only noted by 11% as the top issue in March, it jumped to 20% in our April poll as a result of bad war news dominating the news agenda.

Finally, if history is any guide, Senator Kerry is a good closer.


Slate: Bush Chose Stupidity 


The Deluxe Election-Edition Bushisms
Wow. Jacob Weisberg, editor of Slate, takes off the gloves in his introduction to the new Deluxe Election Edition of Bushisms...

The Misunderestimated Man
How Bush chose stupidity.
By Jacob Weisberg


The question I am most frequently asked about Bushisms is, "Do you really think the president of the United States is dumb?"

The short answer is yes.

The long answer is yes and no. [...]

George W. Bush has governed, for the most part, the way any airhead might, undermining the fiscal condition of the nation, squandering the goodwill of the world after Sept. 11, and allowing huge problems (global warming, entitlement spending, AIDS) to metastasize toward catastrophe through a combination of ideology, incomprehension, and indifference. If Bush isn't exactly the moron he sounds, his synaptic misfirings offer a plausible proxy for the idiocy of his presidency.

Bush may not have been born stupid, but he has achieved stupidity, and now he wears it as a badge of honor. What makes mocking this president fair as well as funny is that Bush is, or at least once was, capable of learning, reading, and thinking. We know he has discipline and can work hard (at least when the goal is reducing his time for a three-mile run). Instead he chose to coast, for most of his life, on name, charm, good looks, and the easy access to capital afforded by family connections. [...]

Bush's ignorance is so transparent that many of his intimates do not bother to dispute it even in public. Consider the testimony of several who know him well.

Richard Perle, foreign policy adviser: "The first time I met Bush 43 … two things became clear. One, he didn't know very much. The other was that he had the confidence to ask questions that revealed he didn't know very much."

David Frum, former speechwriter: "Bush had a poor memory for facts and figures. … Fire a question at him about the specifics of his administration's policies, and he often appeared uncertain. Nobody would ever enroll him in a quiz show."

Laura Bush, spouse: "George is not an overly introspective person. He has good instincts, and he goes with them. He doesn't need to evaluate and reevaluate a decision. He doesn't try to overthink. He likes action."

Paul O'Neill, former treasury secretary: "The only way I can describe it is that, well, the President is like a blind man in a roomful of deaf people. There is no discernible connection."
The article is much longer and delivers a lot more indictments of 43's still-tenuous relationship with 41. But it ends with this chilling little passage:

As the president says, we misunderestimate him. He was not born stupid. He chose stupidity. Bush may look like a well-meaning dolt. On consideration, he's something far more dangerous: a dedicated fool.
Oof.


Yeah, Right, Okay, Whatever 



From this morning's L.A. Times, a "Counterpunch" article bitching about the lib'rul Daily Show...

...As Patrick Goldstein's fawning profile of "The Daily Show's" Jon Stewart points out ("Politics on a Skewer," April 27), for much of his life the comic was admittedly ignorant about the world beyond show business.

Then after the 2000 election, he and his writers "got religion" and took it upon themselves to start sharing their wisdom. What a shame.

Until then, I was a huge fan of "The Daily Show," going out of my way to recommend it to friends. But then the unrelenting Bush jokes began. Rarely funny, they were variations on "Bush is a moron" and "Bush is an uncouth, corrupt moron." It hurt to watch a once-funny show laid low by its own pretensions.
In spite of not being a fan and hurting to watch, Jim Bass takes a microcosm of the show and runs with it:.

Stewart's supposed brilliance was essentially to reiterate Ben-Veniste's play but with added eye rolls and pregnant pauses. Yeah, brilliant.

A brilliant satirist might have pointed out that Rice had already testified for four hours to the commission, but that only five of the 10 commissioners had bothered to show up at that time. [...]

But then Stewart might not have been able to book 9/11 commissioner Bob Kerrey as a guest the night before Bush and Cheney's joint testimony to the commission. (Having serious players as guests surely stokes Stewart's sense of self-importance.) [...]

Since liberals espouse diversity, it's fair to ask why they can't open their minds to the notion that another viewpoint might hold merit. Many would strain to understand the position of a murderous jihadist but wouldn't spare five minutes to hear out the conservative living next door.
Spare me. You mean there's not enough of good ol' conservatism on basic cable - or more specifically, not enough for your liking? Even more specifically, a half hour outpost of admittedly fake news is too much liberalism for Jim here.

It's also painfully obvious that Bass missed many liberal episodes of The Daily Show in recent nights with such left-wing nutbags as Karen Hughes, Ed Gillespie, Bill Kristol - and the pain of watching will force Jim to miss John McCain tonight.

Lighten up. At least these people did.


From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, May 8

Which Came First? Fallujah Or Abu Ghraib? 


Don't let Bush and the wingnuts try to rewrite history. It was Abu Ghraib.

(Phone-blogging from San Jose)

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, May 7

Do Poll Results Matter? 


Looking at these numbers, a lot of people would say it looks pretty good for Kerry:

Kerry: 48.38%
Bush: 47.87%
Nader: 2.74%

Kerry's got a slight lead, and Nader's a non-factor with under 3%, right?

Wanna know where these numbers are from? Well, take away the name "Kerry" and stick in the name "Gore" and you'll have the results of the 2000 election, according to the Federal Election Commission.

Don't take anything for granted. If we pull off anything less than a landslide against these crackheads, we're in trouble.

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Weekend Broadband Corner 


Yikes. Escher meets a real guy.

Okay. How about ANIMUTATIONS!
We recommend Rubber Duckie and Captain Lou Albano's Steady Descent into Madness. Enjoy.


As Long As MSNBC Doesn't Replace This With A Pic Of Fat Naked People, We're Okay 


I had to link to this shot they have of Unca Donald.




DU Tripped Over This Blog And This Happened 


Democratic Underground now has a link to us. I feel so...Democratic. Thanks, folks.


Hoo Boy 


If Rumsfeld is saying that there are even more disturbing photos and videos on the way, this must be (pardon my Freedom here) a major shitstorm he's sitting on.

Still, it's doing my heart good to see one of these thugs getting publicly spanked on national TV. I always think of the petty crap they humiliated Clinton over when they televised his deposition, so this is very gratifying.


Help Me Out Here: Absentee Voting 


Our annual trip outta town this fall has to be shifted because the place we want to stay won't be available when we want to be there. It's available earlier, but that would be through Election Day.

We wanted to be here for the big day, because we've been ambivalent about voting absentee. However, I just looked it up, and in California the absentee votes are counted by 5pm the day before Election Day - not after the polls close as I originally thought.

SOOOOO...what would you guys do if you were us?

SOOOO. What we guys would do if we were you is...
Vote absentee and take your vacation
Stay home and vote in person
Waste everyone's time and say "No Comment"
  
Free polls from Pollhost.com
If you'd like to leave a comment explaining your vote, knock yourself out...


If This Is Elite, I'm Voting Elite 


In fact, I think an elite president would be kind of nice right now. Elite. Sensational. Fantastic. Big as we can get 'em.

Because this stupidass hillbilly we have now is reeeeally screwing it up.

Randi Rhodes brought this up today: Massachusetts Named Smartest State


Air America Radio Update 


On the surface, this looks bad. But when you dig a little, you see it's just another radio biz shakeup which happens all the time, especially with a startup. If something is handled poorly, you make changes. That's what Jon Sinton did. From the ChiTrib:

Chairman, partner leave Air America

In yet another sign of trouble for Air America Radio, the liberal talk network's co-founder and chairman, Evan Cohen, resigned Thursday along with his investment partner and vice chairman, Rex Sorensen.

The company also failed to make its scheduled payroll Wednesday, leaving its staff of roughly 100 writers and producers unpaid until Thursday.

The radio network has been on the air for only five weeks. On April 30, it was pulled off Chicago's airwaves because of a payment dispute.

"We're on a wild ride," said Jon Sinton, the network's president, acknowledging that Air America has suffered "the typical bumps and bruises faced by any start-up."

"But the bottom line," he said, "is that we are on the air to stay."

Sinton said Cohen was forced to resign by investors unhappy with the way he handled a clash with Multicultural Radio Broadcasting Inc., owner of Air America's Chicago and Los Angeles stations.

After an acrimonious and public dispute, the two companies severed their relationship, leaving the network off the air in two of the nation's top three markets. (Air America remains on the air in 16 markets, including New York City.)


In Case You Missed This In The Gallup Poll 


Gallup Poll:

"In general, are you satisfied or dissatisfied with the way things are going in the United States at this time?"

Dissatisfied: 62%
Satisfied: 36%
No Opinion: 2%
For perspective, the satisfaction level was at 62% under Clinton just before the 2000 election. You can pretty well bet that if this poll was taken this week, satisfaction would be in the low 30s.


Rumsfeld's Feet To The Fire 


I've been listening to this while I was on the road, but Blah3's been watching and has a great summary here.

I heard Rummy make his apology, but he of course had to temper it with the whole chain-of-command rap which is just no longer ringing true with anyone at this point. McCain was brilliant. It's a shame his party has been dismantled and hijacked by these jackasses. We disagree with his anti-abortion stance, but that aside, he's got a conscience. As a former POW who was himself tortured, he has a stake in all this.

And my big question is this:

If this guy (Rumsfeld) is lording over the most powerful military on our planet, how in the HELL can he not imagine atrocities in his head - that he needed the pictures to demonstrate what torture is?

There is no way - NO WAY - that this man should hold this job for another minute. If Bush thinks he's the right guy, that speaks volumes about Bush's brain. It's damaged. That's the only explanation I have.


Lesson Learned 


Don't link to a pic on someone else's site - they can switch the pic on you. Apologies to him and you guys. Imagine the drunk shot of Jenna Bush at the top of the post below. Thanks.

(blogged via cel phone)

Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, May 6

Scientific Proof: Bad Parenting Is Passed From Generation To Generation 


(Okay...so I got busted for the pic. We're safe now!)

Read the first paragraph and the last paragraph back-to-back, over and over - until the dots connect in your head.

Bush, wife to skip daughters' graduations

President Bush and first lady Laura Bush will skip their twin daughters' college graduations later this month to avoid creating a distraction at the respective schools, the White House said Thursday.

"There are no plans at this time to attend these ceremonies,'' said Gordon Johndroe, spokesman for Laura Bush. "The Bushes felt the focus should be on the students, and not how long the lines are to go through the metal detectors.''

Jenna Bush is slated to graduate May 22 from the University of Texas at Austin with a bachelor's degree in English. Barbara Bush graduates May 24 with a bachelor's in humanities from Yale University.

The sisters were freshmen when their father was seeking the presidency in 2000. They have stayed out of the media spotlight, except for an underage drinking incident at an Austin bar when they were 19.
See our other post on Bush parenting.


College Students Turned Away From Registering 


Looks like the GOP is getting a head start on their dirty tricks. Rolling Stone reports that one of Kerry's strongest bases - the college vote - is getting the shaft.


Mock the Vote
College students are discouraged from voting by local election boards

Like any good American citizen, young Han wanted to cast his ballot in the presidential primaries. So in October, the sophomore at Hamilton College walked into the office of the county election board in Utica, New York, to register to vote. Han couldn't make it back to his home state of Washington to participate in its caucuses -- they were being held in February, the same week Hamilton requires sophomores to declare a major -- so he decided to vote in the state where he actually lives.

But at the election office, a county official told Han that only "permanent residents" may register to vote. College students, she informed the clean-cut twenty-year-old, must vote where their parents live. "This is just how we've always done it," county election commissioner Patricia DiSpirito told Rolling Stone. "A dorm is not a permanent residence -- it just isn't."

In fact, DiSpirito is flat-out wrong. Federal and state courts have clearly established that students have the right to vote where they go to school, even if they live in a dorm. But interviews with college students, civil-rights attorneys, political strategists and legal experts reveal that election officials all over the country are erecting illegal barriers to keep young voters from casting ballots.
Just another stinkin' day in the New American Democracy.


Aw, Jeeze, Michael... 


Is this true? Because I really don't like wasting sympathy...

Moore admits Disney 'ban' was a stunt

Less than 24 hours after accusing the Walt Disney Company of pulling the plug on his latest documentary in a blatant attempt at political censorship, the rabble-rousing film-maker Michael Moore has admitted he knew a year ago that Disney had no intention of distributing it.

The admission, during an interview with CNN, undermined Moore's claim that Disney was trying to sabotage the US release of Fahrenheit 911 just days before its world premiere at the Cannes film festival.

Instead, it lent credence to a growing suspicion that Moore was manufacturing a controversy to help publicise the film, a full-bore attack on the Bush administration and its handling of national security since the attacks of 11 September 2001.


Oh God, Oh God, Oh God... 


These people are even more vicious and evil than we imagined. Sidney Blumenthal:

The Bush administration was well aware of the Taguba report, but more concerned about its exposure than its contents. General Richard Myers, the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, was dispatched on a mission to CBS news to tell it to suppress its story and the horrifying pictures. For two weeks, CBS's 60 Minutes II show complied, until it became known that the New Yorker magazine would publish excerpts of the report. Myers was then sent on to the Sunday morning news programmes to explain, but under questioning acknowledged that he had still not read the report he had tried to censor from the public for weeks.

President Bush, Condoleezza Rice and other officials, unable to contain the controversy any longer, engaged in profuse apologies and scheduled appearances on Arab television. There were still no firings. One of their chief talking points was that the "abuse" was an aberration. But Abu Ghraib was a predictable consequence of the Bush administration imperatives and policies.

Bush has created what is in effect a gulag. It stretches from prisons in Afghanistan to Iraq, from Guantanamo to secret CIA prisons around the world. There are perhaps 10,000 people being held in Iraq, 1,000 in Afghanistan and almost 700 in Guantanamo, but no one knows the exact numbers. The law as it applies to them is whatever the executive deems necessary. There has been nothing like this system since the fall of the Soviet Union. The US military embraced the Geneva conventions after the second world war, because applying them to prisoners of war protects American soldiers. But the Bush administration, in an internal fight, trumped its argument by designating those at Guantanamo "enemy combatants". Rumsfeld extended this system - "a legal black hole", according to Human Rights Watch - to Afghanistan and then Iraq, openly rejecting the conventions.

Private contractors, according to the Toguba report, gave orders to US soldiers to torture prisoners. Their presence in Iraq is a result of the Bush military strategy of invading with a relatively light force. The gap has been filled by private contractors, who are not subject to Iraqi law or the US military code of justice. Now, there are an estimated 20,000 of them on the ground in Iraq, a larger force than the British army.
If this episode doesn't put an end to these criminals against humanity, I give up. I just friggin' give up.


Really Sophmoric Humor 


Of course, that doesn't mean it ain't funny. From Patriotboy.


"Crackhead" Catches On 


I'm dragging others into my sick vortex. Blah3 invokes our fave nickname for the White House (Crack House?) inhabitants today for their latest money heist attempt. (Link goes to his TempBaseOps)


From the Pen of: Steve Sack 


Okay. It's Official. He's Back On The Drugs 



Rush took a handful Tuesday morning before he got on the air.

CALLER: It was like a college fraternity prank that stacked up naked men --

LIMBAUGH: Exactly. Exactly my point! This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation and we're going to ruin people's lives over it and we're going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going to really hammer them because they had a good time. You know, these people are being fired at every day. I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You of heard of need to blow some steam off?

LIMBAUGH: And these American prisoners of war -- have you people noticed who the torturers are? Women! The babes! The babes are meting out the torture.

LIMBAUGH: You know, if you look at -- if you, really, if you look at these pictures, I mean, I don't know if it's just me, but it looks just like anything you'd see Madonna, or Britney Spears do on stage. Maybe I'm -- yeah. And get an NEA grant for something like this. I mean, this is something that you can see on stage at Lincoln Center from an NEA grant, maybe on Sex in the City -- the movie. I mean, I don't -- it's just me.


I Don't Always Write Words Good, But... 


...I do know this: "MEDIA" is a plural word - the singular being "medium."

The Air America hosts oughta know better. The wingnut hosts simply don't. But all of them say, "The media is this," and "The media is that."

Yeah, I'm picky. It's one of the 4,982,106 personal little peccadilloes I deal with every day...


From Our Washington Correspondent 


Our old friend Michael from D.C. sends along this dispatch...

One thing that I have not seen the press connect the dots with. 1 - General Richard Myers asked Dan Rather to hold the 60 Minutes II story, stating that it could endanger the lives of hostages in Fallujah. 60 Minutes held the story for two weeks. 2 - This last Sunday, General Myers was on This Week and stated that he had not read the Taguba Report submitted in February.

So we have the JCS Chairman knowing that a major story is going to break about torture, rape and abuse in Saddam's most notorious prision, and doesn't read the military's own report on these abuses? He said something to the effect that it was "working itself up the chain to him" as if he is helpless over what reports he can read.

The other thing that astounds me is that the International Committee of the Red Cross petitioned the military several times to stop the torture and was ignored.

I really want to support our military, but I have to think that this is a systemic problem and not just a few bad apples.
I think (in my own way of clarifying which is questionable in many circles) that what we're all suffering from is having fewer and fewer people to believe in within our military. We support our military, but decision-makers are fumbling the ball in a BIG way. We support our troops, but we cannot condone what a handfull of those troops are doing. Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz...well, we never had ANY faith in those two, and their incompetence is now spreading and spiraling down into their entire department. They need to be relieved of their duties NOW.

There are too many bad apples at work here, and they're rotting the entire orchard.

As a side note: It's an interesting position the president has dug himself into here. These are egregious and profound wartime and human rights violations done under the command of Donald Rumsfeld. Bush is adamantly standing by his man, while the rest of the world is calling for his head. If he bows to pressure (just as he did in finally apologizing today), it's a major, major, MAJOR flip-flop in the making. One on a grand (and much more dangerous) scale.


Kneejerk Reaction 


Am I wrong for this? When the reports started coming over that an Iraqi American was kidnapped in Iraq, I immediately thought we did it...not the Iraqis.

Don't yell at me. I've been conditioned to think that way in the last several days.


Crass Opportunists Cash In On The "Friends" Juggernaut 


...and we're one of 'em! (Gotta pay for this site somehow.)

The series finale actually comes out on DVD just 5 days from tonight's broadcast. Click to order.

Friends - The Series Finale



Instant Pop Culture Experts 


Mark Kriski, KTLA's weatherman here in L.A., chimed in on the Michael Moore/Disney story just now (chiming in by this guy is something he really should avoid doing) by saying he heard "Fahrenheit 911" was "full of lies" and "like swiss cheese." Nice to see someone on the morning news shows passing judgement on something he never saw.

Yes, there is this.


Hey! Everyone! Bush And Rumsfeld Are Fighting In The Boys' Room! 


When Bush isn't in total control over what's seen on the news, it really knocks him on his ass. He wants the media to stop reporting stuff immediately, because he inadvertently blamed one of his own guys:

Bush Scolds Rumsfeld on Abuse Inquiry

A clash erupted Wednesday between the White House and the Pentagon over the handling of the Iraq prison abuse investigation, with President Bush telling Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld that he felt personally blindsided by the scandal and should have been more fully informed about its severity.

Bush rebuked Rumsfeld during an Oval Office meeting, a senior administration official said Wednesday evening. Bush told Rumsfeld that the White House should have been informed about the photographs documenting some of the abuses, which began appearing in the news media late last week, the senior official said.

"The president wasn't satisfied when he saw those pictures on TV," the official said, referring to photographs of Iraqi prisoners stripped naked and being abused. "And he made that clear to Secretary Rumsfeld. They should have been brought to his attention, and he shouldn't have had to learn of them through the media."

Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, May 5

4,500 Today 


Thanks, new readers. Feel free to join the convo, drop me a line, or just bask in the verbiage. Glad you're all here.


From the Pen of: Steve Benson 


The Taguba Report Online 


Some of the fun and games that took place in Abu Ghraib according to the report by Maj. Gen. Antonio M. Taguba...SUBMITTED IN FEBRUARY.

a. (S) Punching, slapping, and kicking detainees; jumping on their naked feet;

b. (S) Videotaping and photographing naked male and female detainees;

c. (S) Forcibly arranging detainees in various sexually explicit positions for photographing;

d. (S) Forcing detainees to remove their clothing and keeping them naked for several days at a time;

e. (S) Forcing naked male detainees to wear women's underwear;

f. (S) Forcing groups of male detainees to masturbate themselves while being photographed and videotaped;

g. (S) Arranging naked male detainees in a pile and then jumping on them;

h. (S) Positioning a naked detainee on a MRE Box, with a sandbag on his head, and attaching wires to his fingers, toes, and penis to simulate electric torture;

i. (S) Writing "I am a Rapest" (sic) on the leg of a detainee alleged to have forcibly raped a 15-year old fellow detainee, and then photographing him naked;

j. (S) Placing a dog chain or strap around a naked detainee's neck and having a female Soldier pose for a picture;

k. (S) A male MP guard having sex with a female detainee;

l. (S) Using military working dogs (without muzzles) to intimidate and frighten detainees, and in at least one case biting and severely injuring a detainee;

m. (S) Taking photographs of dead Iraqi detainees.


What The Wingnuts Have On Kerry 


Let's review.

He owns an SUV.
He spoke out against the war he fought in.
They think maybe he didn't earn one of his three Purple Hearts.
He served, but not long enough for their liking.
He regrets the wording of something he said 33 years ago.
He withdrew support of $87 billion for Iraq when the funding was switched to the deficit.
He's a Democrat.
He's from New England. And maybe France.

This is it, folks. This is all they've got. This is all they've been able to come up with. Pathetic.

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If You're Gonna Have A Deficit, Let's Have A REAL Deficit 


Bush wants another $25 billion for Iraq. Hey, make it $50 billion. What the hell.

By the way, GOP congressional aides leaked the story. Everyone's getting fed up.


Kerry 47% Bush 43% 


George H.W. and Barbara Bush - Bad Parenting Personified 



If any of you were like me, you were taught by your folks almost from the time you were born that if you:

Messed anything up,
Broke anything,
Bumped into anyone,
Spilled anything,
Took anything...

...or tortured anyone...

...you had to say two words to show your contrition to the person you did it to. Didn't President Crackhead's folks teach him any manners? Not one single apology from this guy to the Arab world. Not one.

Only because he still believes it's a sign of weakness. No, stupid. It shows you're a man of character.

(ahem) You big steaming jackass.


The Floodgates Open 


People from all countries all around the world - raise your voices in unison. "We were ALSO held prisoner by the U.S."

Rackin' up that goodwill...

Indians Say They Were Held in Iraq by U.S.

COCHIN, India (AP) -- Four Indians said Wednesday they were held against their will by U.S. troops in Iraq to do menial work in an Army camp amid insurgent attacks.

The U.S. Embassy said it was investigating the report.

Aliyarkunj Faisal, Abdul Aziz Shahjehan, Haniffa Mansool and Hameed Abdul Hafiz told The Associated Press they signed up in August with a recruiting agency to work for a caterer in Kuwait.

When they reached the Kuwait airport, a U.S. soldier ordered them to board a bus that took them to a base near the northern Iraqi city of Mosul, they said.

"There were some 20 Indians in the bus. Once we knew that we were inside Iraq, we protested," Faisal said. "But the Americans told us that they had paid a Kuwait agency $1,000 for each man and therefore it was a must that we work for them."


Et Tu, Eisner? 


Looks like someone else is bowing to pressure from the Bush evil empire. Jeebus. And don't say, "This is just a business decision." This is caving to political pressure, plain and simple.


Disney 'blocks' Moore documentary

Controversial director Michael Moore has said film studio Disney is refusing to release his new documentary, which heavily criticises President Bush.
Fahrenheit 911 was to be distributed by Miramax, a division of Disney.

But Disney has "officially decided to prohibit" Miramax from distributing the film, the director said on his website.

Moore, who won an Oscar for Bowling for Columbine in 2003, questioned whether in a "free and open society" Disney should be making such a decision.

Fahrenheit 911 links Mr Bush with powerful families in Saudi Arabia, including that of Osama Bin Laden, and attacks his actions before and after 11 September.

Miramax, run by Hollywood moguls Harvey and Bob Weinstein, agreed to distribute the documentary but Disney signalled it was not happy with the deal.

Disney bought Miramax 10 years ago but retained the rights to block films it deemed against its interests, such as adult-rated films.

But the New York Times said Miramax did not agree this was a situation where that clause should be invoked.

"For nearly a year, this struggle has been a lesson in just how difficult it is in this country to create a piece of art that might upset those in charge," Moore said on his official site.

"Some people may be afraid of this movie because of what it will show. But there's nothing they can do about it now because it's done, it's awesome, and if I have anything to say about it, you'll see it this summer - because, after all, it is a free country."

Miramax spokesman Matthew Hilzik told the New York Times: "We are discussing the issues with Disney. We're looking at our options and look forward to resolving this amicably."

But Zenia Mucha, a Disney spokesman, said: "We advised both [Moore's] agent and Miramax in May of 2003 that the film would not be distributed. That decision stands."
CNN adds:

According to today's edition of The New York Times, it might 'endanger' millions of dollars of tax breaks Disney receives from the state of Florida because the film will 'anger' the governor of Florida, Jeb Bush."
Radio. TV. Now movies. Anything else you thugs in the White House want to take away from us?

Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, May 4

On To The Conference Finals 




Sharks vs Flames.
Flyers vs Lightning.
Let the party continue. Go Sharks.


You Want Content? 


Busted 


The Bush Bus Bash is rolling - in a Prevost bus painted up in patriotic red white and blue.



By the way, Prevost is based in Sainte-Claire, Quebec. Rock on, America.


Powell to GQ: I Want Out 


The Ted Rall Cartoon 


Read about the controversy here.
See the cartoon here.

From the outset, it should be pointed out that the near-record number of angry e-mails they got on this was prompted by Lucianne.com and the Freepers. Having said that...

I can't say I'm behind Ted on this one. I think this is exactly the kind of stuff that the right looks for from the left to parade around and paint us all as insensitive enemies of the troops.

If you're going to trash anyone in uniform, the jerks who tortured and humiliated Iraqi prisoners are a good starting point. But the troops who are just doing their job - well, I have a hard time with that, no matter what their reason is for serving. Sorry Ted. I'm usually right there with ya, but this one's hard for this liberal (hardcore as I am) to approve.


From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


A Full-Blown Clusterf*ck: McCain Wants Facetime With Rumsfeld - NOW 


The problem isn't going away - and it's getting worse. Folks, this is all under Bush's watch. Undisciplined, improperly trained, exhausted and on the verge of insanity - that's what our troops have gone through in the name of Shock and Awe. From top to bottom...

...lies to launch the war, launching the war, killing thousands, abusing prisoners, trashing friendhips, ignoring our real enemy, letting Iraq and Afghanistan go to hell in a handbasket, trashing our country in the eyes of the world, and lying, cheating and steamrolling over America to inflict another four years of this horror...

...this entire presidency has been a dismal failure, a disgrace and a danger. It's almost overwhelming how much they've torn this world to shreds. Even John McCain is calling out Rumsfeld (see italics below). It's over-the-top disgusting. If this doesn't make you at least as angry as I am right now, you need help.

U.S. prisoner abuse scandal explodes with more cases in two countries

WASHINGTON (CP) - It has become the explosive turning point of the Iraq war, leading in all the wrong directions.

A scandal involving sadistic abuse and humiliation of prisoners by U.S. soldiers blew wide open Tuesday when the military acknowleged more than 20 cases of deaths and assaults are under investigation, not only in Iraq but Afghanistan, too.

Outraged U.S. politicians, who demanded to know how such rampant abuse could possibly have happened, worried even more cases will come to light.

And there's fear degrading, graphic pictures of Iraqi prisoners at Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison that have infuriated the Arab world will embolden terrorists and lead to more bloodshed in the Middle East.

Despite the best efforts of U.S. Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to portray the assaults Tuesday as an "exception" among the actions of "wonderful" soldiers, the widening cases lend credence to long-stated Arab complaints about the behaviour of Americans.

"A picture's worth 1,000 words," said U.S. Representative Jane Harman, the ranking Democrat on the House of Representatives intelligence committee. "(They have) undone thousands of acts of kindness and courage," Harman told CNN. "It has changed the face of America in the world."

"I was stunned by all of it," said Rumsfeld, who called the incidents "totally unacceptable and un-American."

Senators demanded Rumsfeld appear on Capitol Hill before the armed services committee to answer some tough questions, including why he didn't receive an internal Pentagon report on abuse at Iraq's main prison that was completed in February or inform Congress of the magnitude of the problem.

"We need to have a hearing with (him) as soon as possible," said Republican Senator John McCain. "Congress should have been notified of this situation a long time ago."


Oprah's Tossing The Ol' Salad 


The Smoking Gun has some of the 1600 colorful complaints filed against a March Oprah Winfrey show where teen sex was discussed. Yeah, a lot of them were egged on by Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel - but a lot of the complaints against Super Bowl Boobgate were egged on by the FCC itself.

That's fair.


Kerry Talking Points 


Don't refer to Bush's complete inability to see both sides of the important issues as "resolute."

At the same time, never refer to Kerry's keen ability to do so as "flip-flopping."

That lesson and more in this great Sun-Times column by William O'Rourke.


Let's Play An Oldie But A Goodie 


It's the game the Republicans liked to play when Clinton was about to run for his second term...

LET'S CHECK HIS STATE'S CONDITION!

Yes, they loved to show how he left Arkansas in such shambles (much like the fake shambles he left the White House in) that he didn't deserve his second term. It's time to turn the tables and play it again...this time with George W. Bush! How's Texas doing?

Fort Worth ranks dead last in U.S. credit scores survey

Dallas-Fort Worth ranks dead last among major U.S. metropolitan cities in a recent survey of credit scores conducted by Experian, one of three national credit bureaus.

In a national sample of 2 million credit histories on file at the company based in the Costa Mesa, Calif., Dallas-Fort Worth residents had an average credit score of 653, behind Houston (655) and the study's top-ranked metro leaders in the study, Minneapolis (707) and Boston (705).

The national average of Experian's Plus credit score was 678. Texas also came in last among all states with a score of 652.

Your credit score is important because it helps determine what lenders charge in interest rates on mortgages, home equity lines of credit and car loans. It is also increasingly being used by potential employers, landlords and insurance agents to determine your financial health.

Texans' credit scores are being hurt because of late payments, said Charles Chung, vice president of consulting and analytics for Experian.

"Late payments in Texas are 50 to 60 percent greater than the national norm on average," Chung said. "They are the single biggest driver in Texas' credit score."
The Bush legacy of spending 'til you're naked!

Bullitt's quote, there...


So...The Buses Are Meeting Bush At The Airports For The Bus Tour, Right? 


Jeeze.

Bush's bus tour, which covered more than 225 miles in Michigan on Monday, took a few shortcuts on Tuesday. He flew to Toledo from Michigan and on to Dayton before resuming his spot at the head of an eight-bus caravan.
The story also shows he's spreadin' the lie - about how unemployment numbers are down (when in fact, thousands of out-of-work folks have just given up or their unemployment bennies dried up)...

He promised a "positive, optimistic vision" for tackling problems, and said his tax cuts were already beginning to regenerate the economy and help Ohio reclaim the 225,000 jobs lost in the state during his presidency.

He said Ohio had gained 7,900 jobs in March, part of a nationwide increase of more than 300,000, and the state unemployment rate had dropped from 6.3 percent to 5.7 percent.
And, in his now-famous comic timing, launched this cuteness at Kerry:

Bush ridiculed the Massachusetts senator for claiming foreign leaders supported him but refusing to name them.

He noted Kerry had said he might have met some of those foreign leaders in a New York City restaurant.

"I've got a hunch this whole thing might be a case of mistaken identity," Bush said, noting that not everyone in a fancy New York restaurant with an accent was a foreign leader.
Man, he's just have a grand old time villifying New York - as if they haven't had their hearts broken and their morale jerked around enough by his reign of stupidity.

Jackass. Complete and utter jackass.


Not Even NewsMax Is Buying The O'Neill Bullcrap 


When the wingnuts have NewsMax asking questions which go unanswered - and they report it - something has gone horribly wrong with the plan.

Interesting passage here in NewsMax's coverage of John O'Neill's news conference today. If any of their minions bother to read a little over halfway down, they'll see this:

O'Neill told NewsMax.com that the medals and their back stories were not the real issue being targeted by the organization, referring to the second paragraph of the letter to Kerry:

"It is our collective judgment that, upon your return from Vietnam, you grossly and knowingly distorted the conduct of the American soldiers, Marines, sailors and airmen of that war (including a betrayal of many of us, without regard for the danger your actions caused us.) Further, we believe that you have withheld and/or distorted material facts as to your own conduct in this war."

But it is with regard to the latter sentence of the charge that O'Neill and others get vague.

When asked by NewsMax if they had in mind any potential smoking gun of distortion that might be revealed by an unfettered examination of Kerry's military records, there was no answer forthcoming.
Because sliming doesn't need a smoking gun or facts. All it needs is like-minded slimy people who are willing to do anything a fear-mongering administration tells them to do. Gutless. Ballless. Backstabbers. A disgrace to the uniform they claim to represent.

As we're saying about the Iraq prison atrocities, thank God not all our troops are this heinous.


People Who Might Be Registered To Vote: 5/4/04 Edition 


Letter to this morning's LA Times:

What a bunch of baloney. So the U.S. soldiers abuse a bunch of Iraqis. Big deal. So they humiliated them. It beats killing them or stabbing them a hundred times, the way the Arabs killed an Israeli soldier and threw his body out a window, one of the torturers showing the world his bloody hands. How about the U.S. reporter they tortured and beheaded? Think his family wasn't and still isn't tortured by the way he died? I had a college frat initiation that was a worse torture than the Iraqis received.

Jack Feigin
Beverly Hills



The Terrorists Among Us 


The white supremist type that we don't hear much about. Wonder if W's gonna bomb East Texas for having WMDs...

East Texas man faces sentencing for cyanide cache

An East Texas man who had accumulated a massive amount of cyanide was described as a white supremacist and a student of militia-led revolt.

William Krar is scheduled to be sentenced in a federal court Tuesday after acknowledging that he possessed enough sodium cyanide to fatally gas everyone in a 30,000-square-foot building, such as a civic center or high school basketball arena. But investigators say they still don't know what Krar intended to do with the deadly materials.

Krar, 63, pleaded guilty to one count of possessing a dangerous chemical weapon in November. He faces up to life in prison, but officials have said that he's expected to get less than 20 years under federal sentencing guidelines.

Law officers said Krar was a supplier of explosives, dangerous chemicals and high-powered guns.

"If you had a McVeigh type and a Krar type come together, you might have had a very big explosion," assistant U.S. Attorney Brit Featherston, lead prosecutor in Krar's case, told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram in Monday's editions.

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, May 3

About The Guys Appearing With John O'Neill Tomorrow 


They're part of this group called "Swift Boat Veterans For Truth." Their site is rich with - non-working features, like the bulletin board, the media link and the chat room. But the "About Us" link works, so let's see it:

SwiftVets.com is a tax exempt non-partisan public advocacy "527" organization consisting of, and limited to, former military officers and enlisted men who served in Vietnam on U.S. Navy "Swift Boats." or in affiliated commands.
"Non-partisan!" Yay! We like that! So these guys are looking out for fibs and fabrications on BOTH sides! Well, the only other thing that works on this site is "Mission." Let's click it...

We believe it is incumbent on ALL presidential candidates to be totally honest and forthcoming regarding personal background and policy information that would help the voting public make an informed decision when choosing the next president of the United States.
All righty! Great! So they're obviously not pleased with President AWOL's entire tour of duty being merely a trip to the dentist's office! I mean, George has been just a teensy bit not forthcoming on his military record, so they must be ready to rip him a new one! Let's read on.

Now that Senator John Kerry is the presumptive nominee of his Party for president, numerous questions have been raised concerning Mr. Kerry's service in Vietnam and concerning his subsequent antiwar activities. Our mission is to provide solid factual information relating to Mr. Kerry's abbreviated tour of duty as a member of Coastal Division 14 and Coastal Division 11. Since many who are involved with Swiftvets.com themselves had swift boat duty and knew John Kerry personally, they are in a unique position to provide such information.
Okay. Kerry, Kerry, Kerry. But what about Bush not even showing up for duty? Click. Click. Click.

(slap) Great big stupid me! Nobody had duty or knew George Bush personally, and no one was in a unique position to provide information because HE DIDN'T FRIGGIN' SHOW UP.

Glad to see you're all using your patriotic efforts in going after the wrong guy. But the wingnuts' idol, President Crackhead, has become famous for just that.


More John O'Neill Verbal Poison 


From the Houston Chronicle (home of G.I. John):

[O'Neill] is clearly contemptuous of Kerry's constant reference to his military service on the campaign trail.

"He appears in a flight jacket, which by the way we never wore in Vietnam because the temperature was 90 plus degrees," he said.
Ah. Right. Gotcha. So, Mr. O'Neill - so you don't mind a military no-show like George Bush wearing a fake flightsuit a year ago because...? O'Neill?

Hello?

We seem to have lost the caller...


Getting To Know Him 


John Kerry's #1 obstacle - getting voters to see who he is - is addressed very nicely in his new TV ads. The message has started. Let's keep it going.


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Hey W - Still Looking For A Mistake You Made? 


John O'Neill: No Limits To His Scumbaggedness 


If there was ever any doubt that this guy has a personal vendetta against John Kerry - and a HEEE-YOOGE boner for the GOP - this proves it once and for all. The latest being fed as you read this into the wingnut media machine (NewsMax) is this piece of garbage:

Former Military Colleagues: Kerry 'Unfit to Be Commander in Chief'

Hundreds of former commanders and military colleagues of presumptive Democrat nominee John Kerry are set to declare in a signed letter that he is "unfit to be commander in chief." They will do so at a press conference Tuesday in Washington.

"What is going to happen on Tuesday is an event that is really historical in dimension," John O'Neill, a Vietnam veteran who served in the Navy as a PCF (Patrol Craft Fast) boat commander, told CNSNews.com. The event, expected to draw about 25 of the letter-signers, is being organized by a newly formed group called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

"We have 19 of 23 officers who served with [Kerry]. We have every commanding officer he ever had in Vietnam. They all signed a letter that says he is unfit to be commander in chief," O'Neill said.

O'Neill, an attorney in Houston, Texas, is no stranger to Kerry. O'Neill served in the same naval unit as Kerry and commanded Kerry's swift boat after Kerry returned to the United States.
What NewsMax conveeeniently isn't saying here is that O'Neill is also no stranger to the Republican Party and the Bush thugs - as Joe Conason discovered:

Three years after Colson first brought him to the White House to meet with Nixon, who encouraged the young O'Neill to "get" Kerry and the protesters in Vietnam Veterans Against the War, he launched his legal career with a coveted clerkship in the United States Supreme Court. No doubt it was mere coincidence that O'Neill clerked with William Rehnquist, the controversial conservative who was Nixon's favorite justice and who went on to be appointed chief justice by President Reagan.

...his law firm boasts long-standing and powerful connections with the Bush White House.

With an oil and litigation practice focused on the defense of major energy and industrial firms, the dozen partners in Clements, O'Neill, Pierce, Wilson & Fulkerson have clout that exceeds their firm's small size. Their corporate clients include Exxon Mobil, General Electric, Reliant Energy, Koch Industries and Eastman Kodak. More important, among the name partners is Margaret Wilson, the former general counsel to George W. Bush during his second term as Texas governor. (She succeeded Alberto Gonzales, who currently serves as White House counsel.)

In 2001, Wilson went to Washington with the new president, who appointed her deputy general counsel in the Department of Commerce. During her tenure as Bush's counsel in Austin, she was implicated in the Service Corporation International funeral home scandal. State government whistle-blower Eliza May accused Wilson of participating in an effort to "intimidate" her from pursuing an investigation of SCI, a major Bush campaign donor.
It's funny that whenever Kerry brings up his military experience, the wingnuts smack it down as irrelevant. But if any of these jackasses concoct a story themselves which makes Lt. John Kerry hint at the incompetence of George W. Bush, it's splashed all over their snarling fat faces and shrieked from the rooftops.

These people are simply below contempt.


Thomas Hamill 


I'm happy for the guy and all...but why does my Spidey-sense tingle with the words "Jessica Lynch" in neon lights? Why does this scream of another propaganda-filled Made-For-TV-Movie?

The fact that he's a Halliburton employee? The fact that he made the escape, but the soldier who was taken at the same time (who I assume is trained for this sort of thing) still hasn't been heard from? The fact that he ran a half a mile in a tomato field unpursued and unsupervised just as a U.S. convoy was passing by?

I've become such a cynic over anything and everything about this war, that I'm believing there's a tinge of theatrics at play here. I hope I'm wrong.

I won't stop being a cynic, though...


Bookmark THIS 


David Brock ("Blinded By The Right") has launched his new site with this mission:

Media Matters for America will document and correct conservative misinformation in each news cycle. Media Matters for America will monitor cable and broadcast news channels, print media and talk radio, as well as marginal, right-wing websites that often serve as original sources of misinformation for well-known conservative and mainstream media outlets.
It hits the ground running. Check it out.

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, May 2

Why Everyone Got Pissed At "Nightline" 


Apparently, ABC broke the code of keeping the Iraq war sanitary. Funny how when you try to do a search on this story, the only ones reporting the nine dead troops are the foreign press. Guess General Myers got his wish:

Nine U.S. Troops Die, Falluja Command Still at Issue

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Nine U.S. soldiers were killed in a bloody 24 hours for U.S.-led forces in Iraq on Sunday, and Washington said it was still deciding which former general from Saddam Hussein's army to appoint to restore order in Falluja.

U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said he expected the Security Council to authorize a multinational force for Iraq to take over after the planned U.S. handover of power to Iraqis on June 30.

In the worst attack on U.S. forces on Sunday, six soldiers were killed in a mortar bombardment on a base in western Iraq. But U.S. civilian Thomas Hamill escaped from being held hostage for three weeks by gunmen. Top U.S. general Richard Myers accused media of "very bad" reporting on Falluja, saying U.S. forces had not withdrawn and that General Jasim Mohamed Saleh, a commander in Saddam's feared Republican Guard, was unlikely to take charge in the Sunni city.


Sunday Night Comics 


The 'toonists have a nice handle on the situation. We start with Jeff Danziger...



From the Pen of: Steve Benson 


From the Pen of: Jack Ohman 


From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


This Oughta Be Good. This Oughta Be Reeeal Good 


Consider this a call to arms - arms meaning signs, that is, saving me a day of intense questioning.

George now wants to run as the reg'lar guy. Joe Six-pack. Danny K-Mart. Mr. Greenjeans.

Screw that. My president better damn well be the brightest, smartest superior being I could ever aspire to be...or at least better than some lucky bastard who is an expert only in clearing brush (and brought up with an entire silver set in his mouth).

Regular guy. Right. This tour screams for signage.

Bush tour to tap 'regular guy' appeal
The president will travel by bus through the Midwest this week, taking common touch to key swing states.

WASHINGTON - When George W. Bush gets on a bus Monday to head into the American heartland for a series of "Ask the President" events and even a pancake breakfast or two, he will be making a deliberate statement to voters: I am not an imperial president.

Unlike all his fundraising trips around the country over the past many months, aimed at intersecting with as many wealthy donors as possible, the president's bus tour seeks to generate maximum media exposure and project a regular-guy likability that his campaign believes contrasts favorably with his Democratic opponent, John Kerry.

The four states he will visit - Michigan and Ohio early in the week, followed by Wisconsin and Iowa - represent 54 electoral votes, a fraction of the 270 he will need to win in November, but any one of those four states could spell the difference between victory and defeat.

Ironically, the populist technique of touring by bus was perfected by the man who defeated his father: Bill Clinton. And the current President Bush comes from just as privileged a background as his father, but with a Texas overlay that makes him more comfortable with regular folks than George H. W. Bush has ever seemed.


Oh. THERE Are The Flowers... 


Looks like Bush found the secret to a happy Iraq. It involves leaving.

As U.S. leaves Fallujah, Iraqis proclaim victory

Masked men carrying rocket-propelled grenade launchers and waving Iraqi flags rode through the deserted streets of Fallujah yesterday, claiming victory in the withdrawal this past week of U.S. Marines after a month-long siege of the city.

A day after the U.S.-led coalition announced it was handing over most security matters to a popular general from the former regime, Fallujah residents stepped from shuttered homes to find demolished buildings, uprooted trees, rows of shelled villas and car windows riddled with bullet holes.

They took comfort in what they did not see: Americans.

"The Americans have been pushed out by true soldiers, heroic men," said Shaker Adnan, 35, who wore the burgundy beret and dark camouflage of the Fallujah Brigade, the new proxy security force assembled by the coalition. "If the Americans were men, they would have never retreated. This triumph came from God."

Meanwhile, violence continued yesterday, exactly a year after President Bush stood aboard an aircraft carrier and declared that major combat in Iraq had ended.


Sometimes, It Makes Even Less Sense Than We Even Imagined 



Both Bush AND Blair have a lot of 'splainin' to do to the rest of the world. This is getting out of hand...

SHAME OF ABUSE BY BRIT TROOPS
Rogue British troops batter Iraqis in mockery of bid to win over people

A HOODED Iraqi captive is beaten by British soldiers before being thrown from a moving truck and left to die.

The prisoner, aged 18-20, begged for mercy as he was battered with rifle butts and batons in the head and groin, was kicked, stamped and urinated on, and had a gun barrel forced into his mouth.

After an EIGHT-HOUR ordeal, he was left barely conscious and close to death. Bleeding and vomiting and with a broken jaw and missing teeth, he was driven from a Basra camp and hurled off the truck. No one knows if he lived or died.

The shocking pictures on this page were handed to us by one of the attackers and a colleague. We have agreed to protect their identities as they fear reprisals.

Last night, their damning testimony was in the hands of appalled ministers and Army chiefs who pledged an urgent investigation.

Chief of the General Staff General Sir Michael Jackson said: "If this is proven, the perpetrators are not fit to wear the Queen's uniform. They have besmirched the good name of the Army and its honour."

No 10 said: "The Prime Minister fully endorses the general's statement."

The outrage, which emerged the day after US troops were pictured torturing Iraqi prisoners of war, makes a mockery of the Army's attempts to win the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people.
The UK press at least knows how to report that the emperor's clothes are missing.

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, May 1

Teaser Link Of The Day 


The SCLM Comes Out Of The Shadows - Thanks To Bush And Company 


We were savaged here for giving so much space to the Janet Jackson Boobergate from the last Super Bowl. The quasi-nudity aside, it turned out to be a seminal moment in American broadcasting, thanks mostly to the backlash from Washington lawmakers.

Combine that with the heat the feds (and their pals at Clear Channel) put on Howard Stern, and you've got one pissed-off media giant. Infinity (parent company of CBS and Stern's show) and their CEO Mel Karmazin have been pushed and pushed and pushed against the wall by the moralistic thugs of this White House. It's finally payback time.

The So-Called Liberal Media have been mostly bubbling in the shadows since Bush and the other cokeheads demanded we suppress our criticism of them while we fight the terrorists. In time, that fight went so far off the tracks, it became laughable to everyone except the cokeheads. Slowly, one by one, newspapers began to wake up and ask questions, but the major media still held back. Super Bowl Sunday, all hell broke loose - and from that, an indecency war was waged by Michael Powell and the FCC. A public thrashing of Karmazin by Congress and an assault on their hot property (Stern) was followed by continual harrassment, egged on by Powell's friends at Clear Channel who made an example of Stern by cancelling his show on six of their 1200 radio stations.

That's the corner they were pushed to. So instinctively, because of being relentlessly hammered this way, they're fighting back. Infinity has been beaten down by Washington, and they're sick of it. And Bush has nobody to blame but himself. When Moe of the Three Stooges got gunpowder all over his face when something backfired, we all laughed. We're laughing again.

The entire article here is worth reading, but the segment here shows how Dave was himself a target of Bush's thugs - a backstory I never knew until now.

Deadline Hollywood: Dave the Brave
Stupid President Tricks can only be seen on Letterman

...as Stupid President Tricks has gained in popularity, it's become more controversial. Witness the March brouhaha between Letterman, the White House and CNN over the accuracy of footage of a Florida Republican organizer's kid hilariously yawning and squirming while standing behind Dubya at an Orlando campaign appearance. "It was one of those 'You're not going to see that anywhere else but on Dave' kind of moments," Burnett recalls. His team noticed that Bush had a speech scheduled and couldn't find anyone national covering it, so they went to the CBS affiliate in Orlando for the raw footage. Then a writer said, "Hey, look at the kid in the back."

After the video of Orange County, Florida, Chief Executive Rich Crotty's dead-on-his-feet son Tyler aired under the title "George W. Bush Invigorates America's Youth," CNN reported it had been told by the White House that the child was edited into the video by the Letterman show as a joke and was never standing directly behind the president.

Dave went Full Metal Jacket. He stared into the camera and called the White House assertion "an out-and-out lie" not once but twice. Then he warned his viewers, "When you cast your vote in November, just remember that the White House was trying to make me look like a dope!" Immediately, everybody backtracked, CNN apologized and the White House was cleared of ever having complained. But the Letterman folks still believe the Bushies did try to attack Dave. When Letterman made a stink about it, the White House turned and ran.


Another New Button To Nag You About Something 


Employment Opportunity Of The Day 


Hoffmania! is always watching your back in this Bush economy. Here's a gig we know you'll love.


Die, Die, Diebold 


Proud to be a Californian when we can make news like this.

State Blocks Digital Voting

SACRAMENTO - California Secretary of State Kevin Shelley on Friday withdrew his approval of electronic voting machines throughout the state - a step that could force many voters to return to paper ballots in November.

Shelley's decision - which experts called the most significant setback yet in the nation's shift to computerized voting - allows 10 of 14 California counties that use electronic voting to reapply for certification if they meet 23 new security conditions.

The remaining four counties - San Diego, San Joaquin, Solano and Kern - are banned from using their touch-screen systems in November. Shelley, the state's top elections official, also called on California Atty. Gen. Bill Lockyer to investigate the company that made the equipment in those counties, Diebold Election Systems, for allegedly lying to state officials.

Across California, registrars of voters said they were surprised by Shelley's action, which was harsher than steps recommended by an advisory panel earlier this week.

"At this point in time, electronic voting doesn't appear to be an option," said Scott Konopasek, San Bernardino County's registrar of voters. "This really came out of the blue today."

Shelley, at a news conference in his office, said he was deeply concerned about a host of election day problems that prevented an unknown number of voters from casting ballots in March.

In San Diego County, for example, the Diebold AccuVote-TSx system malfunctioned, causing 55% of the county's polling places to open late and preventing an unknown number of voters from casting ballots, according to a report by the secretary of state.

In Orange County, thousands of voters were issued the wrong ballots on voting machines made by Hart InterCivic. As a result, some voters cast ballots in races in which they were ineligible and were prevented from voting in races that affected them. Orange County officials later blamed the problem on inadequate training of poll workers.

In the most drastic action announced Friday, Shelley banned Diebold's AccuVote-TSx from use in the November election, meaning that four counties that own the equipment - San Diego, San Joaquin, Solano and Kern - will have to find another way to collect votes in November.

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, April 30

Comments 


Since most of the old comment gang have gone on to start their own blogs, we just wanted to let you new guys know that your feedback, flames and fightin' words are always welcome here. Feel free to slap back at anything that triggers your synapses.


David D. Smith - Republican 


Leave it to Atrios:

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pennsylvania)

August 17, 1996, Saturday, SOONER EDITION

David D. Smith, president and chief executive officer of Sinclair Broadcast Group, was arrested this week in his hometown of Baltimore and charged with a misdemeanor sex offense. Sinclair owns WPGH, the Fox affiliate in Pittsburgh, and programs most of WPTT.

The Baltimore Sun reported that Smith, 45, was arrested Tuesday night in an undercover sting at a downtown corner frequented by prostitutes.

On Thursday night, Sinclair issued a statement that Smith's arrest was unrelated to company business and ''The company will continue to operate under the direction of its current management.''
He also has a police account of the incident where Smith got his horn honked while he was driving his Mercedes, thereby putting other drivers in danger. Another bit of proof that when Clinton got HIS horn honked, lives were not in jeopardy.

If Smith didn't have to pay for it, Nightline would ride tonight on his stations. Instead, he's just another uptight morally bankrupt wingnut.


Say Hello To Our New Little Friend 


Unbelievable 




Prosser student's art prompts overreaction

Prosser administrators are getting schooled on the First Amendment after disciplining a 15-year-old art student for his anti-war drawings.

Hundreds of calls and e-mails from free speech advocates have reportedly flooded school and city offices after the Herald's article on the controversy was picked up by news wires and retold nationwide.

As much as Prosser officials want to define the incident as a school safety issue, their handling of the case serves only to reinforce that the boy's drawings were political expressions, the sort of commentary the First Amendment protects.

The most controversial drawing showed what appeared to be a Middle-Eastern man holding President Bush's oversized head on a stick, along with a caption calling for an end to the war in Iraq, according to a family friend of the student.

That's a violent image, and the school had a responsibility to determine that it didn't signal anything more serious than a frustration with the president's policies. No one should ever mistake high school for a democracy. Legal forms of expression -- wearing gang attire for example -- are routinely banned in schools because of safety or other concerns.

But Prosser police went further than checking out whether the student was a threat to school safety. They called in the U.S. Secret Service, which investigates threats against the president.

School officials said they have taken "relatively low-level" disciplinary action against the boy, although they haven't said what.

Any discipline is troubling.

A true threat against the president deserves criminal charges, not an afternoon in study hall. Barring evidence of an actual threat, all this appears to be is a kid crudely exercising his First Amendment rights. That demands no correction.

The drawings may be disrespectful and the message upsetting, but lacking political sophistication isn't a crime. For 15-year-olds, it's more than common.


Dear XM Radio... 


Please - PLEASE - keep me as a customer and carry Air America Radio 24/7 instead of breaking it up with these other hosts? Please?

Today, Ed Schultz (whose show pre-empts the first three hours of Randi Rhodes) reran a show where he asked listeners for ad ideas for Kerry. One caller said they should make an ad out of Bush's famous "Fool Me Once, Shame On You" speech. Schultz (on a RERUN, mind you, so this is the second time his audience heard this) said, "Oh, did Bush mess that up, did he?" It's like Schultz doesn't know anything that happened before 2003, making it painfully obvious that he's a newcomer to lib'rul politics.

And don't get me started on having to hear Alan Colmes on my way home from work.

Sirius has Air America on its own dedicated channel, and it's looking real good to me right now - not to mention the NHL, NBA and NFL channels. Whattya say, XM?


Sinclair's Lovely Partisan Past 


Check out Sinclair Broadcasting's previous actions "in the public interest" at Center for American Progress. Extremely laughable. Some examples:

In September 2001, Sinclair Broadcasting required its affiliates to air messages "conveying full support" for the Bush administration. At a Baltimore affiliate, WBFF "officials required news and sports anchors, even a weather forecaster, to read the messages, "which included statements such as "[the station] wants you to know that we stand 100% behind our President."
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In July 2003, Sinclair Broadcasting refused to allow WMSN TV - its FOX affiliate in Madison, WI - to air a DNC advertisement that featured a clip of President Bush making the false claim "Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa" in his 2003 State of the Union Address.
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Sinclair Broadcasting has fired much of the staff for the local affiliates it owns, instead producing content for its local stations from a central facility outside Baltimore which it then airs on "local" news broadcasts. The centralized content features nightly commentary by Sinclair corporate communications chief Mark Hyman. Hyman regularly refers to the French as "cheese-eating surrender monkeys," the so-called liberal media as the "hate-America crowd," and progressives as "the lonely left" On one recent commentary, Hyman called members of Congress who voted against a recent resolution affirming the righteousness of the Iraq war "unpatriotic politicians who hate our military."


The U.S. Appointed Interim Government In Iraq Is Now Pissed At Us 


Yeah, we can safely say the hearts and minds battle in Iraq has been lost, buried and kicked in the nuts over the prison abuse scandal. Now they're comparing us to Saddam...

Arab television stations led their news broadcasts today with the photographs.

One network said the pictures were evidence of the "immoral practices" of American forces.

Many Arabs are already angry about the US-led occupation of Iraq and violence has being worsening in the country in recent months.

"This will increase the sense of dissatisfaction among Iraqis toward the Americans," said a member of the Iraqi Governing Council, Mahmoud Othman.

"The resistance people will try to make use of such painful incidents."

Mr Othman, whose council is the interim governing authority of Iraq appointed by the US, added: "This is a shame on the Americans. We used to criticise Saddam (Hussein) regime regarding the beating of detained people."
On a much lesser scale, Hoffmania! gave an example of troops posing for pictures with prisoners back in July. What happened in that prison is simply put: horrible.

Outside of the individuals - not the entire Army, but the individuals who did this - the blame can also go to the spectator-sport mindset our government put on this whole war since day one. I remember vividly wingnuts pumping their fists and screaming "YEAH! KICK THEIR ASS!" at their TVs when Shock and Awe got underway. We saw the video-game brains at work, and you can bet some of the troops were whipped up into a feeding frenzy as they took over the country.

It's one thing to win. It's something of the polar opposite to humiliate. This is one big fat ugly stain...another, like it or not, on Bush's watch.


McCain: Sinclair Broadcasting Is Wrong, Wrong, Wrong 


Spank away, Senator...

McCain Calls Nightline Nix 'Deeply Offensive'

The decision by Sinclair Broadcast Group to pre-empt tonight's Nightline show featuring a reading of the names of those killed so far In Iraq drew a new detractor today - Senator John McCain, Republican of Arizona.

In a letter to the president of the group, Mr. McCain, who was a prisoner of war in Vietnam and is a leading congressional voice on military issues, called the decision to block the broadcast on the company's ABC affiliates "deeply offensive."

"There is no valid reason for Sinclair to shirk its responsibility in what I assume is a very misguided attempt to prevent your viewers from completely appreciating the extraordinary sacrifices made on their behalf by Americans serving in Iraq," Mr. McCain wrote. "War is an awful, but sometimes necessary business. Your decision to deny your viewers an opportunity to be reminded of war's terrible costs, in all their heartbreaking detail, is a gross disservice to the public, and to the men and women of the United States Armed Forces. It is, in short, sir, unpatriotic. I hope it meets with the public opprobrium it most certainly deserves."

Officials of the group, one of the largest owners of television stations in the nation, have objected to the Nightline program, saying it was a veiled political effort to undermine the war. Mark Hyman, the vice president of corporate relations for Sinclair and a conservative commentator, told the New York Times' Bill Carter on Thursday that the Nightline broadcast represents biased journalism. "Mr. Koppel's reading of the fallen will have no proportionality," he said. The company intends to broadcast its own special on Iraq.

"I supported the president's decision to go to war in Iraq, and remain a strong supporter of that decision," Mr. McCain's letter said. "But every American has a responsibility to understand fully the terrible costs of war and the extraordinary sacrifices it requires of those brave men and women who volunteer to defend the rest of us."
Sinclair - via the PR newswires of course - responds to McCain rather tepidly, as if getting airtime on their stations is some kind of honor.

Dear Senator McCain:

I am writing to respond to your letter to me regarding Sinclair Broadcast
Group's decision not to air this evening's episode of "Nightline."

Let me begin by saying that no organization more fully supports our
military than Sinclair. In no way was our decision intended to show any
disrespect to the brave members of our military, particularly those who have
sacrificed their lives in service of our country. To the contrary, our
decision was based on a desire to stop the misuse of their sacrifice to
support an anti-war position with which most, if not all, of these soldiers
would not have agreed. [...]

Sinclair's news coverage during the last year has reported on all aspects
of the war in Iraq, including the tragic loss of lives of military combatants.
In fact, we will be replacing "Nightline" this evening with a balanced report
addressing both sides of this controversy. It is worth noting that
"Nightline" and its host, Ted Koppel, have ignored repeated requests from
Sinclair to comment on their decision regarding the content of tonight's
program.

It is "Nightline's" failure to present the entire story, however, to which
Sinclair objects. "Nightline" is not reporting news; it is doing nothing more
than making a political statement. In simply reading the names of our fallen
heroes, this program has adopted a strategy employed by numerous anti-war
demonstrators who wish to focus attention solely on the cost of war. In fact,
lest there be any doubt about "Nightline's" motivation, both Mr. Koppel and
"Nightline's" executive producer have acknowledged that tonight's episode was
influenced by the Life Magazine article listing the names of dead soldiers in
Vietnam, which article was widely credited with furthering the opposition to
the Vietnam war and with creating a backlash of public opinion against the
members of the U.S. military who had proudly served in that conflict. [...]

I hope that this letter has adequately addressed your concerns and
explained why Sinclair has taken this action. I would welcome the opportunity
to discuss this with you in greater detail. In addition, if you are
available, we would be delighted to provide you with a chance to be part of
our program this evening discussing this issue.

Sincerely yours,

David D. Smith
I think McCain can spot a political statement a mile away, Dave. And no bigger political statement is being made than your decision to not air this broadcast. If this is your idea of serving your audience, hand in your license. You're not. You're forcing your audience to put on the same blinders you're wearing, and it's insulting.

Man, if there's one thing that's got to be worse than someone seeing a political agenda that's not there, it's someone who imposes their own in its place. This is what they do. The SCLM.


If The Truckers Are Looking For Blame, Let Us Help You Guys Here... 


A refresher course right after this late-breaking business story...

Surge in Refining Profit Helps Lift ChevronTexaco Net 33%

First-quarter profit jumped 33% at ChevronTexaco Corp. (CVX, news) (CVX, news) as refining profit soared from a year earlier.

The oil and natural-gas company Friday reported net income of $2.56 billion, or $2.40 a share, up from $1.92 billion, or $1.81 a share, a year earlier.

The latest results included what the company called "special" charges of $55 million and income of $34 million, or three cents a share, from assets that were classified as discontinued operations because of their pending sale. The year- earlier period included "special" charges of $39 million and charges of $196 million, or 18 cents a share, for the adoption of new accounting standards.

Revenue climbed 9.1% to $33.57 billion from $30.76 billion.

Profit from U.S. refining and marketing operations jumped almost fourfold to $ 276 million from $70 million last year. ChevronTexaco (CVX, news) cited an increase in refined-product margins, higher sales volumes and lower operating expenses.
And now...the insider who CheveronTexaco can thank...let's bring 'er on!

FLASHBACK: January 16, 2001:



CONDOLEEZZA RICE, NEWLY NAMED NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER, RESIGNS FROM CHEVRON CORPORATION'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 16, 2001 -- Condoleezza Rice, a Chevron Corp. director since 1991, resigned from the company's board, effective Jan. 15. Rice was named President-elect George W. Bush's national security adviser-designate.

"Condi is extraordinarily capable," said Chairman Dave O'Reilly. "Her leadership skills and breadth of experience in government, academia and business have been a tremendous asset to Chevron and will serve her well in the new administration."

For the past two years Rice chaired the board's Public Policy Committee.
Why don't y'all take a little drive on over to D.C. and let her know how ya feel? Hah?


Truckers Wreak Havoc In L.A. Over Gas Prices 


Breakin', developin', unfoldin' news: As I write this, truckers all over Southern California are in the process of blocking highways and snarling traffic as a solidarity protest over the price of fuel. It came as a surprise to cops and local news (big fat surprise there), and it'll probably end up being national news by this afternoon. Hearing it on the local news station, it sounds like a major fustercluck in the making.

Developing...


Why? Because We Said So 


The clock is ticking to when Powell finally snaps and realizes how much his credibility has been smashed by the cokeheads he's surrounded by. Until then, he's forced to say crap like this.

American Support for Iraq War Will Rebound, Powell Says

U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell says declining support among Americans for the war in Iraq will rebound once U.S. forces stamp out the surge of armed resistance.

Mr. Powell says the recent increase in the number of U.S. troop casualties in Iraq is bound to be reflected in opinion polls. He says he is convinced that support for the Bush administration policies will revive once standoffs in the Iraqi cities of Fallujah and Najaf are settled.

Mr. Powell was responding to a new CBS television-New York Times poll indicating support among Americans for the war in Iraq has dropped in the last month by 11 points to 47 percent. Almost as many people -- 46 percent -- said the United States should have stayed out of Iraq.

One hundred and 20 American troops have been killed this month in combat in Iraq, making it one of the deadliest months for U.S. forces since the war began more than a year ago.

Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, April 29

From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


Always remember that neither of these highly spiritual fine upstanding Christians had the balls to put their hand on a bible for this...



Jumping Jeebus, How STUPID Are These People? 


Very, very, VERY stupid, obviously. Ladies and Gentlemen...these are your leaders:

Wolfowitz comes up short on number of troop deaths

Capitol Hill-AP -- The number-two civilian at the Pentagon was asked today how many U-S troops have died in Iraq. And his estimate came up short -- by about 200 soldiers.

During a House subcommittee hearing, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz said the number of U-S dead is "approximately 500" -- and that about 350 of those were combat deaths.

In fact, there are 722 U-S deaths through today -- including 521 from combat.

A spokesman says Wolfowitz simply "misspoke."
Lives mean nothing to these jackasses. Insane. Just insane.


Good News, America! 


Terror attacks worldwide are down! Well, one exception.

U.S. says terrorism down, excluding Iraq
State Dept. says line between insurgency and terrorism 'blurred'

WASHINGTON - The State Department reported Thursday there were fewer international terrorist attacks last year than any time since 1969 — but the figures don’t include most of the violence in Iraq.

Though Bush administration officials frequently refer to Iraqi insurgents as terrorists, most attacks in Iraq were not considered international terrorism because they were directed at combatants, the report said.

“Increasingly, the line between insurgency and terrorism has been blurred by anti-coalition attacks that have included suicide car bombings at police stations, an Italian military police base and the headquarters of the International Red Cross,” the State Department said in its annual report on terrorism.

The 181-page Patterns of Global Terrorism Report offered a country-by-country review of terrorist attacks and cooperation in fighting terrorism.
Well we know the U.S. is down from a high of four in 2001.


Wingnut Clinton Alert Is Elevated! 


His book's coming out in June, so it's time to crank up renewed Clinton Bashing - aka: the right's horniness for the Big Dog.

World Net Daily!
Townhall!
NewsMax! (Cached from a year ago - will be trotted out again)
ChronWatch!


Bush And Cheney: Hour Three 


They seemed confident as they entered the 9/11 commission today...



Update 9:47am PT: They're done. It's back to work to bash Kerry, Wilson, Bernstein, Clarke...


It's Shop Online Day In L.A. 


We're under a terror warning for shopping malls on the Westside. But we're also told to go about our business. But we're also told to be vigilant. But we're also told they get about 4,000 of these uncorroborated threats a year. But we're also told we're safer now that we invaded Iraq.

I'll be in the closet in the fetal position if you need me.


Iraqis Turn Down Flag Design #2 


Independent: Wilson Will Out The White House Leaker This Week 


Order right now from Hoffmania!
Damn. How busy is this week anyway? This is the next White House attack dog flypaper, and it's huge:

White House braced for latest assault by hardback
A former US ambassador will this week 'out' a government official who named his wife as a CIA operative. Andrew Buncombe examines the latest 'must-read' memoir tackling the Bush administration

The Bush administration is bracing itself for the latest memoir by a former insider. Joe Wilson, a former ambassador, will this week reveal the name of the government official who "outed" his wife - revealing her identity as a CIA operative in apparent revenge for his role in proving the White House made false claims about Iraq's efforts to develop nuclear weapons.

But in what has increasingly becoming the habit during Mr Bush's presidency, Mr Wilson will not make his claims on television, at a press conference or even in a newspaper column but between the covers of a "must-read" book. His memoir, The Politics of Truth: Inside the Lies that Led to War and Betrayed My Wife's CIA Identity, is published tomorrow.

Tomorrow is going to be a busy day for Mr Wilson, a former ambassador to several African countries and a member of President Bill Clinton's national security council. For while the initial "scoop" will appear in his book, if precedent is any guide the revelation will quickly be devoured by all other media and Mr Wilson will likely be filling the airwaves and broadcasts that day.
Boom. Jeebus, just when one book about the crooks in the White House peaks, another one comes onto the radar screen. It's gonna take this kind of saturation to sink in. And it's far from over.

Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, April 28

NY Times/CBS Poll: Bush's Momentum Drops The Anchor 



It's ugly.

Poll: Growing Doubts On Iraq

One year after the declared end of major combat in Iraq, Americans have new doubts about the war and doubts about what the Bush Administration has said about it.

Just 32 percent, the lowest number ever, say Iraq was a threat that required immediate military action a year ago.

Less than half, 47 percent, now say the U.S. did the right thing taking military action in Iraq, the lowest support recorded in CBS News/New York Times Polls since the war began.

There are growing concerns about the long-term impact of the war. 41 percent now think the war increased the threat of terrorism against the U.S. 71 percent say the Administration's policies have worsened the U.S.'s image in the Arab world.
The election matchups:

...when asked whom they'd support if the November election were held today (though it is still six months in the future) they divide almost evenly: Kerry 46 percent, Bush 44 percent. Should Ralph Nader join the race, it becomes Bush 43 percent, Kerry 41 percent, and Nader 5 percent.
Again we say: Kerry's got these numbers flying silently and flying solo. The White House has all their money and all their people fighting the ground war and this is all they can muster. Kerry has yet to get his message out and he will - and once he gets his team in place and mobilizing, it'll get very, very interesting.


Who Raised This Slob? 


Man, there's just too much stuff today. Here's a video of Bush making an appearance on the Letterman show some time back. The cameras caught him during a break cleaning his glasses on the producer's sweater. He later blew his nose into her socks.


The Claims vs. Facts Database Launches 


Wow. This is great stuff. The Center for American Progress has a searchable database of the GOP's claims - and compares them to the facts. Needless to say, it's a pretty huge site. Bookmark it.


Pushing Back - With Both Hands 


Blah3 makes a find: The Bush wolfpack has been relentless in their attacks on their critics and Americans who dare to utter disagreement. Someone has been pushed to the brink of blue rage, and they have hit back with their best shot.

In this case it's the written word, and man, it's an instant classic. It should be printed, framed and mounted in every home of every caring American.

Here are the writer's creds:

Sheila Samples is an Oklahoma freelance writer and a former US Army Public Information Officer. She is a proud member of the Order of Saint Barbara -- the Field Artillery's Patron Saint.
Sheila fights back against the hammering being doled out by the White House Chickenhawks. Her words fly off the screen and hit you right in the gut.

Read it, email it to your loved ones and shout it - as she says - from the top of Echo Mountain.


Oh, Boo Hoo Hoo 


Rummy was complaining today about the press coverage of the Fallujah mess...

At a Pentagon press conference, Rumsfeld complained of US press coverage that highlighted a US attack on a mosque in Fallujah, showing a news photograph of a crowd of fighters armed with rocket propelled grenade launchers in a mosque.

"The photo of terrorists using a mosque in Najaf as a base for attacks against our forces is an example of what we're finding. There have been additional attacks taken from mosques in Fallujah," he said.

"There are two ways, I suppose, one could inform readers of the Geneva Convention stipulation against using places of worship to conduct military attacks. One might be to headline saying that Terrorists Attack Coalition Forces From Mosques. That would be one way to present the information.

"Another might be to say: Mosques Targeted in Fallujah. That was the Los Angeles Times headline this morning."
Let's make a deal, Rummy...we'll show your pictures of the gunners in the mosques if we can also show the pictures of the U.S. casualties arriving home from Iraq. Whattya say, pal?


From the Pen of: David Horsey 


From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


Lautenberg Takes One For The Team 


Sure, he'll be the flypaper for the next round of White House terrorism, but in Kerry's battle, maybe the cavalry has finally arrived...

Lautenberg Calls Cheney 'Lead Chickenhawk'
Says V.P. Shrieks Like A Hawk, Has Backbone Of A Chicken

WASHINGTON (AP) Tossing a verbal egg at Dick Cheney's military record, Sen. Frank Lautenberg blasted the vice president Wednesday as the "lead chickenhawk," who squawks about John Kerry's Vietnam War record despite never serving himself.

"The chickenhawk has no idea what it means to have the courage to put your life at risk to defend this nation," Lautenberg said on the Senate floor. "But they are quick to disparage those who did sacrifice."

In his speech, Lautenberg, D-N.J., defined chickenhawk "as having the shriek of a hawk but the backbone of a chicken."

"We know who the chickenhawks are," he said. "They talk tough on national defense and military issues and cast aspersions on others, but when it was their turn to serve, they were AWOL from courage."


If Only... 


Three guesses where this is posted.

Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

WASHINGTON, DC - In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.


Tell The Truth, Get Your Audience Back 



That's the lesson Howard Stern learned in the Arbitron ratings which just came out. From the L.A. Times:

Shock jock Howard Stern, instead of losing out in a feud with President Bush, the Federal Communications Commission and the nation's largest radio chain, has garnered audience figures he hasn't seen since 1995.

On his Los Angeles affiliate, KLSX-FM (97.1), Stern averaged 3.9% of Southland listeners over the age of 12 in February. When the FCC proposed slapping its maximum fine on a Detroit station for a Stern broadcast, Stern began an on-air crusade against the agency and the president in response, and radio chain Clear Channel Communications pulled the shock jock from six of its outlets, citing indecency fears. After that, in March, Stern's L.A. audience share leaped to 5.4%, making him No. 1 in the market.

He was also first among listeners ages 25-54, with a 5.7% share - the first time he's topped the L.A. ratings in that demographic since the summer of 1995, according to Infinity Broadcasting Corp., which distributes Stern's show and owns KLSX.

He saw similar gains in his home market, New York, and in Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia and elsewhere.

And Stern's effect worked in the other direction, as well. At KIOZ-FM (105.3) in San Diego - one of the Clear Channel-owned stations that pulled Stern's program at the end of February - the audience share for its morning show went from 8.9% in February to .7% in March, according to Infinity. The fall was even greater among listeners ages 18 to 34 - from 20.6% to .8%.
NOW can we get an Air America affiliate out here?


Someone Got To The Good Doctor 



Dr. Fletcher Lamkin, president of Westminster college where Dick Cheney did his Kerry bashing speech Monday, was pretty torqued off Tuesday morning:

"I must admit that I was surprised and disappointed that Mr. Cheney chose to step off the high ground and resort to Kerry-bashing for a large portion of his speech."
Well, something happened between then and today, folks. Dr. Lamkin was a guest on Ed Schultz's show a couple of hours ago, and was apologizing for his bluntness and for his use of such strong language. He went on to say what a great leader Cheney has been in the past and in the current war on terror. All the while, though, he was glad that Kerry took him up on his offer for equal time on Friday.

It was a very bizarre pronouncement by Dr. Lamkin, and one can only assume that someone - either on the board or the student body or (place your bets) the Crackhead administration - got on the horn with him and scolded him for y'know, speaking his mind. Schultz naturally didn't press the issue while he was on the line with Lamkin - Ed's not noted for being very fast on his feet when it comes to interviews. But it would sure be interesting to find out what or who got to him.

Lamkin's original comments were particularly noteworthy when you consider his background:

Dr. Lamkin received a B.S. from the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, an M.S. in Engineering from the University of California at Berkeley, and a Ph.D. from the University of Washington. His military education includes completion of the Airborne and Ranger Schools, the Command and General Staff College, and the Naval War College, where he was a distinguished graduate and winner of the Mittendorf Award for Best Student Research.

Prior to his appointment as Dean at West Point, Dr. Lamkin served in numerous command and staff positions in the Army, including battery command in Vietnam, battalion operations officer in Korea, and battalion command in Germany. While at West Point, he served as a department head and as Vice Dean prior to being appointed as West Point's tenth Dean. He retired from the Army as a Brigadier General to take his position at Westminster.
Yeah...I'm convinced now. He got a spanking from the White House. Collect your winnings.


Talking Point 


Bush thinks he can lead because he was able to help his college comrades avoid getting busted for drinking and snorting. Kerry's got a lot more going for him. From Scot Lehigh in the Boston Globe:

I've talked to a number of the enlisted men who served under Kerry on the swift boats he commanded. Although they didn't share Kerry's privileged background, most speak well of him. They considered him a leader who genuinely cared about them, a commanding officer who was brave but not reckless with his men's lives. "It took two or three days after he came on board the boat to know we had somebody special," says Jim Wasser, second in command on Kerry's first boat.

Nor have I heard anyone credibly suggest that Kerry wasn't a legitimate hero. Certainly James Rassmann thinks he was. He's the Green Beret a wounded Kerry plucked from the Bai Hap River in March of 1969. Del Sandusky, Kerry's number two at the time, says the rescue took place during "an intense firefight."

"Rassmann was bobbing up and down every 30 seconds," Sandusky says. The Viet Cong "would shoot at him and he would go back down and swim under water." Kerry, who had taken shrapnel in his left buttock and was suffering from a bruised right arm, directed Sandusky to steer the craft back to Rassmann, who grabbed a cargo net hanging from the bow.

"Rassmann couldn't pull himelf up -- he was too heavy, loaded with water and the flak vest -- so Kerry lay down on the deck and pulled him up," Sandusky says. "This is in the middle of a firefight. . . . He saved Rassmann's life."

That is the context that's missing -- and that demands consideration as the Republican campaign tries to paint John Kerry as a shifty, irresolute politician who simply can't be counted on in tough times.


Alienating More Former Allies 


...but this time, it's not France, Germany, the people of the UK, Spain or anyone else in Europe. We're losing friends in Iraqis who were completely on our side. That is, until we had no idea how to end this thing.

From Allied to Alienated
A Shiite cleric who fled Iraq for the U.S. returned, euphoric, after American troops invaded. Today, he just wants them gone.

Ayatollah Sayed Mortada Al-Qazwini should be one of America's best friends in Iraq.

A tall, turbaned man with a candid manner and commanding presence, Al-Qazwini was one of the first Shiite Muslim religious scholars to speak out against Saddam Hussein. He lost 15 relatives to Hussein's brutality, and in 1971 he fled Iraq to escape a death sentence.

He settled in Diamond Bar [a suburb of the L.A. area] and built Shiite religious, cultural and educational centers in Pomona, Irvine, San Diego and Detroit over the next 18 years. All the while, he marveled at the freedom he enjoyed to practice the faith of his persecuted sect. After U.S. forces toppled Hussein a year ago, Al-Qazwini was ecstatic and went home to help.

"Ninety-nine percent of the people are so happy that Saddam has been put down. The coalition forces saved us," he said then.

Now, a year after his emotional homecoming, Al-Qazwini, 75, is deeply disillusioned. U.S. forces have worn out their welcome by failing to fulfill their promises for democracy, political empowerment and reconstruction, the ayatollah said. He wants them to leave Iraq as soon as possible.

Prices have soared, the streets are filled with trash, gasoline lines remain long and blackouts are still common, he said in a recent interview at his son's home in Rowland Heights.

"The coalition forces are not doing anything about it," he fumed. "With all their power and authority, they're staying silent.

"If the U.S. doesn't improve the situation soon, it's possible that powerful Shia scholars might tell people to resist," Al-Qazwini said. "Right now the Shias are choosing to cooperate, but patience has a limit."


There's Just No Making The Music Industry Happy 


First they fight online music swapping tooth and nail, saying they're being cheated out of sales. Fair enough. Then they control online music sales where people pay 99c for zeros and ones - with no labor or material overhead such as CDs, cassettes, etc. out of their pockets. Now they're bitching about THAT.

Customers at three of the leading online services - iTunes, Musicmatch Inc.'s Musicmatch Downloads and RealNetworks Inc.'s Rhapsody - buy about 10 times as many singles as they do albums. Offline, people buy 50 times more CDs than singles.

The shift to online shopping could be lucrative for the music industry if the flexibility and convenience lead people to spend more on tunes than they do today. But some industry executives and analysts fear the opposite result, with music lovers buying a few 99-cent singles instead of $15 CDs.

And, some industry veterans worry, moving to a singles-oriented business could lead to fundamental problems for artists and labels.

"There's no money to be made from singles," said entertainment attorney Gary Stiffelman, whose clients include hit rapper Eminem. "Unless you can sell an album you can't really afford to launch the artists. The whole economics are driven by some sort of critical mass of product."
Add this to the fact that Universal, EMI and others are suing the investors of Napster version 1, and it makes this even more nertz.


Suggestion To Kerry 


John - Stop challenging Bush and Cheney on Vietnam and start challenging them on Iraq and national security. That's it. Have a nice day.

Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, April 27

It's Reached Obnoxious - It's Approaching Insane 


The big controversy brewed up by the Bush campaign over ribbons vs. medals...enabled of course by Fox News' #1 Botox candidate, Brit Hume.

By the way, an alert reader tells us on today's episode, Brit and Fox are beginning the new storyline: Karen Hughes isn't saying anything that needs approval from Bush because she's technically not a member of the administration.

In other words - in so many words - she's been hired by the Bush-Cheney campaign to be an independent Kerry-basher and character assassin.

The last 24 hours (and likely the next 48) have pushed us to the breaking point with these criminally insane jackasses. We really, really don't like them. Not a bit. And we don't want our future in their hands.


Over A Million Hits 


No, not Hoffmania!, but this eBay item. If your pals haven't sent you at least 4 e-mails about this, you need to make more friends.


In A Nutshell 


Big Stinkin' Waste Of Our Time 


Bush and Cheney in front of the 9/11 commission Thursday.
They'll testify in private?
Without any recordings?
Without a stenographer?
AND THEY WON'T BE UNDER OATH?

Man, after making Clinton go though that televised embarrassment over Monica's blue dress (which he did UNDER OATH), how in the name of God can anyone condone these two testifying with a license to lie with no record of what's being said?

Infriggingsane. I'm not pleased today. For example...


You Bald Fat Pink Oily Yellow-Streaked Pile Of Crap 


But I digress.

First, let's see the "foreign policy speech" Cheney gave at Westminster College ysterday:

From the beginning of his career in the U.S. Senate 20 years ago, Senator Kerry has repeatedly called for major reductions or outright cancellations of many of our most important weapons systems. In 1984, the middle of the Cold War, while we were confronted with an aggressive, well armed Soviet Union, the Senator issued a white paper on the defense budget during his first campaign for the Senate. He called for cutting up to $53 billion from the Reagan defense budget. And these cuts included the following: The MX missile, cancel; the B-1 bomber, cancel; anti-satellite system, cancel; strategic defense initiative, cancel; the AH-64 Apache helicopter, canceled; the Patriot air defense missile system, cancel; the F-15, cancel; the F-14A and F-14B, cancel; the Phoenix air-to-air missile, cancel; the Sparrow air-to-air missile, cancel.
Quite the little military wonk...spending half his speech trashing Kerry's record on defense. Funny how Cheney didn't mention his OWN screwed-up record on military cuts:

As former Secretary of Defense, Vice President Cheney bragged about cutting defense spending. In February 1990, Cheney told Congress" since I became Secretary, we've been through a fairly major process of reducing the defense budget." Cheney stated that during his the first year of his tenure, he "cut almost $65 billion out of the five-year defense program" and that subsequent proposals would "take another $167 billion out."

Vice President Cheney tried to cut troop strength in the 1990's and cut pay for troops currently in Iraq. An August 4, 1991 New York Times article shows that Cheney tried "to reduce active-duty troop strength" from 2.2 million to 1.6 million while making "deep cuts in the Reserves and National Guard." And after criticizing opponents on military pay increases, the Bush administration last year tried to cut pay for 148,000 troops in Iraq by rolling back increases in monthly imminent danger pay and family separation allowances, according to the Army Times.
Westminster's president, Dr. Fletcher Lamkin, was not pleased with the veep's performance...

"Frankly, I must admit that I was surprised and disappointed that Mr. Cheney chose to step off the high ground and resort to Kerry-bashing for a large portion of his speech. The content and tone of his speech was not provided to us prior to the event - we had only been told the speech would be about foreign policy, including issues in Iraq.

"I want to make it clear to the Westminster community that, in the interest of balance and fairness and integrity, we will strongly encourage Senator Kerry to take advantage of this venue to make his views known as well. In fact, I have already stated this invitation publicly via members of the media immediately after Mr. Cheney's speech."
Kerry has accepted and will be there Friday.

Cheney. That fat lazy sneering bastard. Everyone in this White House subscribes to this law: Accuse Kerry of everything you've done wrong and scold him for it - even if he never did it.

That laundry list of defense cuts Cheney blasted Kerry for was all from Kerry's first run at the senate in 1984, during Reagan's drunken military spending spree. Not the 20 years since, but that one year. That's Kerry's $53 billion in 1984 vs. Cheney's proposed $232 billion military cuts in 1990.

Any questions, or do I have to spell it out for you?

J-A-C-K-A-S-S. A manipulative sneering jackass. Man, these people piss me off.


Wonder If Blair Will Turn His Administration Loose On TV As Revenge 


If this happened here, there wouldn't be enough Condis, Dicks, Rummies and Scotts to fight this back. Here's what having guts looks like, in case you forgot (Okay, stop giggling at the headline and read the story, dammit):

British diplomats turn on Blair

More than 50 former senior British diplomats have denounced Tony Blair's "doomed" policies on the Middle East and Iraq and criticised his close alliance with US President George Bush, in an unprecedented assault on the British Prime Minister's standing.

The 52 former envoys, including former ambassadors to Syria, Iraq, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Egypt and the United Nations, sent a joint letter to Downing Street condemning Britain for "abandoning" peace efforts between Israel and the Palestinians and for invading Iraq without an exit strategy.

The diplomats, many of whom are likely to still reflect thinking at the British Foreign Office, called on Mr Blair to re-consider his recent support for Israel's plan to keep settlements on the West Bank while withdrawing from Gaza, despite US backing.

They described the new Israel-US plan as "one-sided and illegal, which will cost yet more Israeli and Palestinian blood", and attacked Britain's apparent abandonment of the so-called "road map" towards a peaceful settlement between Israel and the Palestinians.

"This abandonment of principle comes at a time when, rightly or wrongly, we are portrayed throughout the Arab world as partners in an illegal and brutal occupation in Iraq," the diplomats wrote.

"The conduct of the war in Iraq had made it clear that there was no effective plan for the post-Saddam settlement.

"We feel the time has come to make our anxieties public, in the hope that they will be addressed in Parliament and lead to a fundamental reassessment."


Here Goes Nothin'... 


It's the long talked-about site redesign. I've gone off the Blog*Spot template and rewrote this sucker in FrontPage. Mozilla and Safari users - fire away. Can you hear me now?

The only headache for me is the bookstore. Any way I can get the books back 2-3 to a row in Internet Explorer? Go, webgeeks. Thanks for your patience...


Conason vs. Hughes 


Here's your Joe (abridged, but still on target):

For George W. Bush's surrogates to question John Kerry's war record, as they have continued to do in recent days, requires a special Republican brand of super-high-octane gall. Why would the president want to draw additional attention to the most unflattering contrast between him and the Democratic challenger?

Perhaps Bush and his strategists believe that offense is the only way to play defense on his spotty National Guard record. Perhaps they think that with enough money and enough noise, they can erase Kerry's medals and heroism. And perhaps they expect the mainstream media to assist in defacing Kerry's character -- just as important media organizations smeared Al Gore four years ago with Republican spin points.

Whatever plan the White House is pursuing, Karen Hughes proved last Sunday that the highly personal attack on Kerry is coming directly from the top. No one can doubt that Hughes speaks for Bush, sometimes quite literally, as she did in "A Charge to Keep," the Bush "autobiography" she ghosted for him in 1999. She claimed to be "very troubled" by comments Kerry made in 1971 about atrocities he witnessed during the war and urged the press to "follow up some line of inquiry" about whether he was inventing and exaggerating those concerns -- or whether he might even have committed war crimes himself. "I wish we knew a little bit more about that," said the troubled Hughes, as if deeply concerned whether Kerry tossed his ribbons or his medals over a fence at the Pentagon during a 1971 demonstration.

She deserves to be challenged, however, about her own role in the concealment of Bush's actual service record. Although she is currently peddling her new bestseller, the most pertinent questions concern "A Charge to Keep," that slim promotional volume with Bush's name and likeness on the cover.

The gripping but brief account of Bush's training and service ends vaguely, with this sentence: "I continued flying with my unit for the next several years." That's false; he quit flying after less than two years. He and his ghostwriter don't mention that he quit flying no later than August 1972, after he missed a flight physical and was suspended. His disappearance into Alabama to work on a Republican Senate race, when he was supposed to be pulling duty, is also left out.

On that chapter's concluding page, Bush proclaims: "I am proud of my service. Yet I know it was nothing comparable to what our soldiers and pilots were doing in battle in Vietnam." Having written those words, Hughes should remember them whenever she feels the urge to demean Kerry, who still carries a piece of shrapnel in his left buttock. And should she open her mouth about this subject again, someone should ask her what the president did with his medals.
And the Freepers call Hillary "PIAPS." Hughes is nothing more than a smear technician who's more than happy to wallow in the mud more than anyone else on the planet. Her Sunday equation of abortion rights with terrorism was nothing short of spectacular chutzpah.

Forget "PIAPS" - she's just another jackass.

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, April 26

From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


Caption Contest 


Cue The Throwing Flowers. CUE Them. People, Where's The Throwing Flowers? Dammit, CUT! 


Under Clinton, it's an "aspirin factory." Under Bush, it's a "chemical weapons plant."

Explosion levels suspected chemical weapons building in Baghdad; fighting erupts in Fallujah

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) A suspected chemical weapons warehouse exploded in flames Monday moments after U.S. troops broke in, killing two soldiers and wounding five. Jubilant Iraqis swarmed over the Americans' charred Humvees, waving looted machine guns, a bandolier and a helmet.

In Fallujah, U.S. troops battled insurgents in the latest violation of a tentative cease-fire for the besieged city. One Marine and eight insurgents were killed. [...]

Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmitt did not say what sort of chemical munitions were believed to be produced at the Baghdad warehouse. After the blast, there was no sign of precautions against chemicals. ''Chemical munitions could mean any number of things,'' including smoke grenades, he said.

The cause of the blast was unclear. Kimmitt said a large number of explosives were in the building in the northern neighborhood of Waziriyah.

Asked about reports that the search team included members of the Iraq Survey Group the U.S. team looking for weapons of mass destruction Kimmitt said only: ''The inspection was by a number of coalition forces.''

He said the owner of the site was ''suspected of producing and supplying chemical agents'' to Iraqi insurgents, but did not elaborate.


What's That Choir Of Voices Singing "PLEASE Don't Help Us"? 


Why, it's North Korea after looking at our resume'. But in this election year, the Bush gang is trying something new: diplomacy. A little too late, you jackasses...

U.S. Offers to Help N.Korea with Train Blast

The United States on Monday offered to help North Korea cope with a train blast that killed at least 161 people, despite a standoff over the communist state's suspected nuclear weapons programs.
Secretary of State Colin Powell said the United States, already a major food donor to the impoverished nation, was coordinating with the United Nations to provide financial and possibly other support.

Any goodwill gesture while North Korea is in the spotlight over last week's explosion could take on diplomatic overtones as the United States tries to coax North Korea to soon hold working-level talks on ending its nuclear ambitions.

"We will be making an offer, some financial assistance, and we are waiting to see what the need is and what else we might be able to do," Powell told reporters. "We are making the United Nations aware of our willingness to participate in whatever relief efforts it might be appropriate for us to participate in."


"Thousands"? 




Try 1.1 million. 1,100,000 voters joined the abortion rights rally in D.C. yesterday. That doesn't includes the millions who couldn't make it to Washington that day.

This was no Freeper "call to action." This was real. Get used to it.

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, April 25

Lookin' For Some American Idol News? 


'Idol' favorite takes high road in explaining her ouster

The nation may have been shocked when Jennifer Hudson got the boot this week on American Idol. But Hudson has her own theory.

Hudson and the other top contenders, LaToya London and Fantasia Barrino, were the bottom three on Wednesday's elimination show. Viewers were stunned. Immediately, fans were rushing to put the blame somewhere. Bad weather in Hudson's Midwestern fan base? Racism? Sabotage?

"I think people just take it for granted because it's Fantasia, Jennifer and LaToya, and we are the divas," Hudson said on AI host Ryan Seacrest's other TV show, On Air. "They just assume we'd be fine so they decided to help out somebody else . . . and just left us hanging."
Now, here's that American Idol news: I haven't seen a single episode of this thing since the first couple of shows of the first season. I guess this thing with Jennifer Hudson is a big deal with AI's viewers. I just don't like talent shows on TV for one, and for another, I call the show "American Lounge Singer." Watching people judged on singing with a lush orchestra behind them just doesn't connect with me.

When Fox puts on a show with someone who can fix the code on this blog so people with Mozilla and Safari can view it without problems - THAT is must-see TV for me.


Sponsors! Boon or Hinderance? 


Now that my BlogAds sponsors have dried up (I'm enjoying my Bush voodoo doll), it's time to put it to you guys. I know those of you who use some Mac browsers have had issues with the ads appearing in the middle of your window (I know, the same thing'll continue with the Buzzflash headlines - deal with it).

Should I keep offering a fine and affordable way to get advertisers' messages to the smart and loyal readers of Hoffmania! The Chronicle of the American Condition? Or should I stop being a greedy li'l bastard?

Vote now. You have 10 seconds. GO!

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I Think I Broke Haloscan 


Each day for the last three days, I tried responding to readers in the comments. Each time, Haloscan went down when I wrote my comments and hit "OK."

So I'm obviously the guy who's screwing up Haloscan on a national level. My deepest apologies. (/sarcasm)

Any commenting services out there that're a little more dependable? I think you'd better e-mail your reply...

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, April 24

Wrapping Up The Week In Iraq - Comics Style 


Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau


Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley



Hoffmania! Is Always On The Lookout For New Ways To Creep Out The Kids 


Bozo was "The World's Most Famous Clown."
Emmett Kelley, Jr. was "The World's Saddest Clown."
Ronald McDonald is "The World's Most Recognizable Clown."

Meet Buffo.

And yes, we know about Ouchy.


Pat Tillman 


The guy truly was a hero - dropping his NFL career and answering a personal calling to serve on September 12, 2001. People like Pat are a rare breed, and in his case, it was almost genetic. Pat used to talk about how the men of his family in previous generations answered the call. For him to do what he did is nothing short of heroic.

I only wish that loyalty was rewarded with the support in Afghanistan Pat needed - but was severely curtailed due to Iraq - maybe not ensuring his safe return home, but stacking the odds a little more in his favor.

The White House can heap the platitudes on Pat all it wants - but back up your praise by doing the right thing, okay?

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, April 23

Hmmm... 


Put a gap in the front teeth of the Laura Bush bobblehead here, and she looks like...

...Class? ...Anyone?



Weekend Broadband Corner 


More About The GOP's Military Hatchet Man 


Joe Conason tells us additional stuff about John O'Neill, better known these days as G.I. Jackass:

Houston attorney John E. O'Neill, the Navy veteran who has emerged recently as a harsh and ubiquitous critic of John Kerry's military service, tells reporters that he has never really been interested in politics and isn't motivated by partisan interests. In the media, O'Neill is often described simply as a Vietnam vet still enraged by the antiwar speeches Kerry delivered more than 30 years ago. That was when O'Neill first came to public attention as a clean-cut, pro-war protégé of the Nixon White House's highest-ranking dirty trickster (aside from the late president himself), Charles Colson.

Colson, who went to prison for Watergate crimes, saw O'Neill as a perfect foil to Kerry, whom Nixon and his aides feared as a decorated, articulate and reasonable opponent of the war and their regime. Indeed, O'Neill was perfect -- a crewcut officer who had served on the same Navy swift boat that Kerry had commanded, although their stints in the Mekong Delta didn't overlap. In June 1971, Colson brought O'Neill up to Washington for an Oval Office audience with Nixon. His impressions live on in a memo filed later:

"O'Neill went out charging like a tiger, has agreed that he will appear anytime, anywhere that we program him and was last seen walking up West Executive Avenue mumbling to himself that he had just been with the most magnificent man he had ever met in his life."

Now O'Neill has emerged from those decades of silence, roaring denunciations of the man who will become the Democratic nominee for president this summer. "I saw some war heroes," he told CNN's Wolf Blitzer on Tuesday. "John Kerry is not a war hero." [...]

Three years after Colson first brought him to the White House to meet with Nixon, who encouraged the young O'Neill to "get" Kerry and the protesters in Vietnam Veterans Against the War, he launched his legal career with a coveted clerkship in the United States Supreme Court. No doubt it was mere coincidence that O'Neill clerked with William Rehnquist, the controversial conservative who was Nixon's favorite justice and who went on to be appointed chief justice by President Reagan.

Nixon is gone, but his political heirs possess the White House -- and no doubt the disgraced politician would be pleased and proud that they are harassing Kerry with the same zeal that first brought Karl Rove to the attention of Watergate investigators. The young veteran he once showcased is now 58 years old, but O'Neill seems just as eager to battle Nixon's old enemies as he was back then.
As Jon Stewart would say, "A real douchebag for liberty."


April 29th: A Night Of Crackheads and Drunken Slobs! 



Yes, kids! It's National Party for the President Day! Across the nation, Bush supporters will be throwing parties to show their support for America's president-select. The country's lampshade and tequila supply will be in short supply, you betcha.

I notice no Muslims are allowed to throw parties...but the "W Stands For Women" group smacks of intrigue...


If You're Visiting A Mosquito-Rich Area, You'll Need This 


After our excursion to Jamaica last November, I promised to let you know when Avon has a sale on their unbelievably effective Bug Guard Excursion repellent which keeps the little bastards away and won't knock you out in the process. I dare say this worked better than 100% deet for us.

Well, the sale is now. What is normally 12 bucks a can is now just $4.99. I don't make a red cent here, but your well-being is enough for me.

Shee-hyah. Anyway, stock up. The green can stuff is what you want. A can a day for two people in Jamaica's cliffs does the trick. You're welcome.


The L.A. Times Is Worth Buying Today 


In other words, you won't do what Steve Martin did in "Roxanne" - drop a quarter in the newspaper machine, open the door, take the paper, scream at the front page, drop another quarter into the machine, open the door and throw the paper back IN.

Today's front page has a four-column wide top-of-the-page shot of the flag-draped caskets from the Memory Hole and a huge story (with additional pic) about the posting of said photos.

Just beneath that, still above the fold, is this:

Bush Approval Hits a Low Point in State
His handling of Iraq gets poor marks. California would back Kerry, even with Nader in the race.

President Bush's popularity in California has dropped to the lowest level of his presidency amid rising public concern over his handling of Iraq and the economy, according to a new Los Angeles Times poll that found dislike of Bush driving support for his Democratic rival.

At a time of mounting American casualties in Iraq, the survey found a sharp turnaround in attitudes toward Bush's management of the war: 56% of California voters disapprove, up from 44% in July.

Most say the war is worth neither the lost lives of U.S. troops nor the cost to taxpayers. A solid majority of California voters believe Bush has no clear plan for Iraq. Two-thirds are concerned it will become another Vietnam.

The surge in public dissatisfaction with the Republican president on Iraq is among the starkest findings of a survey that illustrates the difficulties that Bush faces in trying to win California in the contest with Massachusetts Sen. John F. Kerry in November.

The poll affirmed the state's continuing tilt toward Democrats at a time when the country as a whole is almost evenly split between the two major parties.

Capturing the breach between California and Bush was poll respondent Roger Sack of Palo Alto, a Democrat who described himself as "uniformly negative" on the president.

"He represents a cultural kind of strain that I don't like — call it Texas, call it born-again, call it Southern — while at the same time, coming out of a country-club Republican background, and I think he's incompetent on top of all of that," Sack, a 62-year-old computer marketer, said in a follow-up interview.

Overall, the survey found, 54% of California voters disapprove of the way Bush is handling his job, while 44% approve.

On the economy, 53% disapprove of Bush's performance and 42% approve.

Bush's best showing came on his handling of terrorism — there, voters were split, but as in the other categories, his approval ratings slumped from past polls.

If the election were held today, the poll found, California voters would choose Kerry over Bush, 53% to 41%, in a two-way race. [...]

If Bush's news conference on Iraq last week was meant to buttress his position, it did the opposite among California voters, the poll found. Nearly two-thirds caught Bush's presentation, but 59% of them say he did not clearly explain his reasons for going to war. Also, 38% say the president's remarks made them view him less favorably, 14% say more favorably, and just under half say it made no difference.
Yes, I know it's a poll a full six months before the election, but if perception is reality to the casual reader, I'll take this wisdom of the California voters any day, thanks.

Spread the word.

Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, April 22

Iraq On The Comics Page: Friday Edition 


Looks like Doonesbury claims another first in the payoff panel...



And here's Friday's "Get Fuzzy"...




Have A Good Laugh At Ann Coulter's Expense! 


April 30, 2003: Ann declared total victory over us lib'ruls and our whining over the successful Iraq war. This is friggin' hysterical.

Liberals Meet Unexpected Resistance

THOUGH MANY had anticipated a cakewalk for the media in undermining the war on terrorism, instead liberals are caught in a quagmire of good news about the war. Predictions that liberals would have an easy time embarrassing President Bush have met unexpected resistance. They're still looking for the bad news they said was there. Experts believe the media's quagmire results from severely reduced troops. The left's current force is less than half the size of the coalition media that undermined the Vietnam War.

It's been a tough few weeks all around for the anti-war crowd. On Sunday, the London Telegraph reported that documents had been discovered in Baghdad linking Saddam Hussein to Osama bin Laden. Hussein and bin Laden had a working relationship as far back as 1998, based on their mutual hatred of America and Saudi Arabia. As we go to print, it's Day Four of the New York Times' refusal to mention these documents.

Government documents have also been found in Iraq showing that a leading anti-war spokesman in Britain, Member of Parliament George Galloway, was in Saddam Hussein's pay. Scott Ritter, former U.N. arms inspector turned peacenik turned suspected pederast, immediately defended Galloway in a column in the London Guardian. With any luck, Tariq Aziz will now step in to defend Ritter.

At least Tariq Aziz knows he lost the war. American liberals are still hoping for a comeback. But the war was so successful, they don't have any arguments left. They can't even sound busy. In their usual parody of patriotism, liberals are masters of the long-winded statement that amounts to nothing. They can't go on TV and say nothing. But all they have are some broken figurines to complain about.
The moving hand writes, and having writ, prays and hopes we'll all forget what the hell she writ. Unless it's writ on the 'net.


Weasel With Fedora Found Stuck In Time Machine 


Can you believe this putz went back to 1972 and 1975 to "catch" Kerry in a supposed flip-flop today? Of COURSE Hannity made a stink about this on his show today, too. Looks like the RNC fax machine's back in the talking point business.

Yeah, changing your mind since 1972 on abortion is far more dangerous than flip-flopping on Baathists and caving to "suiciders."


Nice To Know The DNC's Not The Only One With Bad Flash Animation 


It's a lie! It's a game! It's both! It's the RNC's Tax Evaders! (Oops...that's "INvaders." Sorry.) The only problem is that Bush doesn't blow up when he's hit.


Not Enough Counties For My Liking 


But it's a start...

Voting panel recommends that California stop using touch-screen machines

California should ban the use of 15,000 touch-screen voting machines in the November election because the equipment malfunctioned in last month's primary, an advisory panel said Thursday.

The state Voting Systems and Procedures Panel said that the machines made by Diebold Election Systems did not perform well last month and that many voters in San Diego County were turned away.

The panel cited a litany of other problems, including fears that the systems are vulnerable to security breaches.

The decision affects machines only in San Diego, Solano, Kern and San Joaquin counties. If Secretary of State Kevin Shelley goes along with the recommendation, those counties will have to revert to paper ballots.

Machines made by Diebold and other manufacturers in 10 other counties were unaffected by the recommendation.


Bremer: The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still Kinda My Enemy... 


...but if I don't make nice with my enemy, my enemy can really bust my ass. SOOOO...

WARNING: MAJOR FLIP FLOP ALERT:

Policy easing to bring Baathists into new Iraq
From John King
CNN Washington Bureau

(CNN) -- The White House confirmed Thursday that the administration is moving to change a postwar policy that blocked members of Saddam Hussein's Baath Party from Iraqi government and military positions.

The sweeping ban was put in place by civilian administrator Paul Bremer, but he now wants to change the policy as part of an effort to convince Sunnis, who dominate the party, that they are welcome members of the postwar political transition in Iraq.

There also have been complaints that the ban has kept teachers, engineers, well-trained technocrats and experienced military officers out of the difficult postwar transition.

Saddam headed the Baath Party in Iraq for decades, and its members were allowed educational opportunities and to hold key posts.
Does this qualify as the Mother of All Flip-Flops? Man, it sure comes close...


In Our Hearts, We Know This Is Right 


The Troops' Coming Home Pictures Posted 


Reader NYUAlum sends over a very busy site right now: The Memory Hole's gallery of the military coffin pictures from Iraq, taken by the now-fired employee of Maytag Aircraft, Tami Silicio.

I think the only thing which would be as powerful and disturbing would be to see the injured returning from this quagmire. I can probably only handle what's being done in the comics page, thanks.


John O'Neill - Douchebag Extraordinaire 


Kos dug up some background on John O'Neill - the Vietnam vet who's been making the rounds trash-talking John Kerry over his military record, claiming he didn't earn his Purple Hearts ("John Kerry is not a war hero. He couldn't tie the shoes of some of the people in Coastal Division 11"). As you may have guessed, the guy has a political stake in all this. Kos finds these nuggets in O'Neill's resume:

Member, President's National Advisory Counsel on Supplemental Services and Centers, 1973-1974. Member, Federal Regulation of Securities Committee, Section of Corporation, Banking and Business Law, American Bar Association, 1978-. Law Clerk to Justice William H. Rehnquist, U.S. Supreme Court, 1974-1975.
Yeah, he worked for Nixon and Rehnquist. And one of his partners, Margaret Wilson was:

General Counsel to Governor George W. Bush, 1998-2000
Kos also has an update here.

Guys like John McCain can rise above the political bullcrap and defend Kerry's war record. That's what true soldiers do. That's the basis of the friendship and admiration Kerry and McCain have for each other. This hack - who has Karl Rove's fingerprints all over his back - just cannot bring himself to either do the same or just keep his mouth shut. O'Neill is a little man in a band of giants, and has no business calling himself a veteran. Disgusting.


Uh-Oh 


I read the story in the paper this morning of Kim Jong-Il having a very friendly meeting with the Chinese officials about nuclear talks, and found it interesting that the story mentioned he took the train back home. This is the very thing I wondered about.

Up to 3,000 Casualties in N.Korea Rail Blast-Report
Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:11 AM ET

SEOUL (Reuters) - Up to 3,000 people were killed or injured in a huge explosion on Thursday when two goods trains collided in a North Korean station hours after leader Kim Jong-il had passed through, South Korea's YTN television station said.

Yonhap news agency also said there were thousands of casualties. Both Yonhap and YTN did not give a breakdown of deaths and injuries.
UPDATE: CNN has an update, but doesn't have a casualty count.


L.A. Times: It's A "Full-Scale Insurrection" 


This editorial underscores how Bush is even pissing off his fellow Republicans:

'Rough' Is Only Half of It

April 22, 2004

President Bush said to an annual meeting of newspaper editors Wednesday that the last few weeks in Iraq had been "really rough." That is a start on a realistic assessment, but the administration has to offer Congress and the public far more detail about U.S. difficulties and costs in Iraq than that vague statement.

As bombings grow more lethal and additional troops are ordered to Iraq, Congress is beginning to rouse itself to examine a war it never properly debated. The White House should pay sharper attention. It sent no one to testify before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Tuesday.

Angry committee Chairman Sen. Richard G. Lugar (R-Ind.) read out loud a series of questions that he said the administration must answer in order to persuade Congress and the people that a transfer of power in Iraq could and would actually take place June 30. Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. (D-Del.) rebuked the failure of any official to appear as an "arrogant mistake."

The House Armed Services Committee, generally a bastion of hawks, proved little more friendly Wednesday. Rep. Curt Weldon (R-Pa.) denounced the White House's refusal to acknowledge the growing fiscal costs of Iraq as "immoral" after Gen. Richard B. Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, testified that the Iraq war probably would cost hundreds of millions more than already budgeted. Weldon estimates that at least $10 billion more will be needed for military costs in the next five months alone. The White House insists that it is not required to make a funding request that would put a dollar cost on the occupation until next year — after the election.

Scarcely more encouraging was Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul D. Wolfowitz's appearance before the committee. Pressed for how the administration envisioned a transition, he declared: "Some say we have no plan. We have a plan." But he could not explain what it was.

The most hopeful sign for a transition is Bush's appointment of United Nations Ambassador John D. Negroponte to become ambassador to Iraq. Negroponte enjoys close relations with U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan. If given a clean slate, he could begin to reverse occupation head L. Paul Bremer III's foolish decision to dissolve the entire Iraqi army. He could follow the recommendation of U.S. generals to allow some former members of Saddam Hussein's Baath Party to occupy government jobs. As in postwar Germany and Japan, such ex-party members are usually the ones who have experience in running a government.

But no matter how skillfully Negroponte performs, he can hardly turn Iraq around on his own. Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Neb.) had it right Wednesday while speaking on NBC about how much the occupation was really going to cost: "Be honest with the Congress, be honest with the American people."

The anger evident across Iraq is more than a "really rough" moment. It is tipping toward full-scale insurrection, with no publicly delineated plan for stopping it — and no accounting of the cost of the attempt.

Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, April 21

Iraq In The Comics: Thursday Edition 


Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau


Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley



From the Pen of: Tom Toles 


It's Really Gone 


I kept hoping it might be back to fight another day, but it looks like Media Whores Online has really been put to sleep. The site is completely gone. We'll miss the Horse.


Forget Bush's Latest Stupidities! The Big Diversion Has Finally Arrived! 


CNN has breaking news:

Grand jury indicts pop star Michael Jackson on charges that he molested a boy in February and March 2003. Details to come.
ABC has more. The circus is comin' to town.


From the Pen of: Steve Benson 


Filtered News? What Filtered News? 


This filtered news. The story of 68+ dead by suicide bombers in Basra is being covered continuously by the foreign press, while the last update from an American source was over ten hours ago. Check it out for yourself.


Staying The Course 


68 dead in Basra.
At least 10 dead in Riyadh.

Nice work, Mr. Bush. What else do you and your crackheads have planned for the Middle East?


You Bastards Wanted 'Em - You Bastards Got 'Em 


So to these jerks, these jackasses and these microminds...here you are.

John Kerry's Military Records

But be warned...there's more to these than a page of dental records and a page of pay stubs. It's going to take some serious reading.

UPDATE: Here's something a little more substantial than a drunk driving citation.


Iraq In The Comics Page - Wednesday Edition 


Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau


Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley


Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, April 20

Air America: Back In L.A.? 


Good news posted today at the Air America website...

Air America Radio to Announce New Stations in Chicago and Los Angeles Shortly

We are in discussions to broadcast Air America Radio on strong signal stations in Chicago and Los Angeles. We'll have an announcement on these developments shortly.

In addition, Air America Radio will continue to add stations around the country. In fact, in the three weeks since our launch, we already have added 11 stations.

Air America Radio can currently be heard on the web at airamericaradio.com, XM Satellite Radio, Channel 167, Sirius Satellite Radio, Channel 125, and the following stations: WLIB 1190 AM in New York; WNTD 950 AM in Chicago; KPOJ 620 AM in Portland, OR; KCAA 1050 AM in the Inland Empire, CA; WMNN 1330 AM in Minneapolis/St. Paul; and WCHL 1360 AM in Chapel Hill, NC.

Air America Radio recently announced new affiliations with KVT0 1400 AM and KVVN 1430 AM in the San Francisco Bay Area; KSQR 1240 AM in Sacramento, CA; WMTW 870 AM in Portland, ME; KBZC 1300 AM in Colorado Springs, CO; WJNO 1290 AM in West Palm Beach, FL; WTWK 1070 AM in Plattsburg, NY & Burlington, VT; and WKIZ 1500 AM in Key West, FL.

Listen to Air America Radio


The Iraq Mess Hits The Comics Page 


"Doonesbury"...




...and "Get Fuzzy"





In "Doonesbury," B.D. - a character since day one - will be losing a leg in that storyline. It's also fascinating that the "Get Fuzzy" story makes the point that the casualties arrive home in the cloak of darkness.

These are sure signs that the general feeling is that this cakewalk has turned into an American tragedy. Bravo to Garry Trudeau and Darby Conley for tackling the dark side of this supposed patriotic spectator sport.


How Wingnuts Show Gratitude 


As we predicted...they're gonna call that aphrodesiac "Freedom Fly." Michael Ramirez, the L.A. Times' neocon cartoonist, starts the Spain-trashing - thereby continuing the wingnuts' campaign to piss off the entire planet. Forget that they put up with our crap for the last year-and-a-half before getting fed up.


Hoffmania Posts for Monday, April 19

DAMN The Liberal Media! DAMN them! 


They just don't give our president a break. He should have FOUR times the coverage of Kerry. Poor poor Bush.

In TV Coverage, Kerry Runs a Deficit
Bush Airtime Is Triple His Rival's

A review by The Washington Post, using a video monitoring service, finds that the cable news networks have covered more Bush events and stayed with them longer. From March 3, the day after the senator clinched the nomination, through Friday, they have devoted 12 hours and 11 minutes to live appearances by Bush -- including Tuesday's prime-time news conference, which was also carried by NBC, CBS and ABC. Kerry's live cable coverage during this period: 3 hours 47 minutes.


The Nader Factor Begins To Loom Large 


The new WaPo/ABC News poll has Bush leading Kerry 47% to 42% with Nader getting 7%.

Now the interesting part: They asked Nader supporters who they'd vote for if Nader wasn't in the race. 21% said Bush, 64% said Kerry.

See the whole deal here.

The bottom line? Kerry's got to get the message out there and KEEP it out there. Voters still don't know much about this guy and worse, he's still running solo against the Bush-Cheney-Rice-Rumsfeld machine. Not having a running mate picked may also underscore the incomplete-ness of Kerry's status right now. There are a lot of things happening - or more specifically, not happening yet - that will become a lot more clear as the campaign gels. Hopefully, Kerry will overcome the recognizability problem he has against Bush AND Nader. Until then, it's gonna be a very, very chaotic ride.


Oh GOD! 


The Kind Of Rhetoric That Doesn't Talk Me Into Anything 


Forget that this airtime hog took 45 minutes of cable news time to show his flopping face and rumblin' bumblin' stumblin' folksiness to as many people as he could with this nonsense. President Prayerpants tried to sell the Patriot Act today by saying this:

And there's only one path to safety and that's the path of action. Congress must act with the Patriot Act. We must continue to stay on the offense when it comes to chasing these killers down and bringing them to justice -- and we will. We've got to be strong and resolute and determined. We will never show weakness in the face of these people who have no soul, who have no conscience, who care less about the life of a man or a woman or a child. We've got to do everything we can here at home. And there's no doubt in my mind that, with the Almighty's blessings and hard work, that we will succeed in our mission.
Let me say first that I'm not in any way siding with terrorists or anyone who harms innocent people. Anyone.

That said, who the hell is this man to decide who has souls and who doesn't? And how does he reconcile asking for the Almighty's blessings when he's trying to nation-build in a Muslim stronghold? This jackass simply DOES NOT THINK. The more he talks, the more he falls face-first into the belief everything is a mission from God. He sure doesn't speak for most of my Christian friends and he sure as hell doesn't speak for me as some kind of moral religious leader. I have a rabbi, thank you. If I want guidance on who has souls and who doesn't, I'll seek his advice, not yours.

I'm really REALLY sick of Bush throwing us in front of the bus - putting us in harm's way - every time he opens his trap. Especially when he claims to do it in the name of the Almighty. Shut the hell up, Mr. Morality. You've been pissing off everybody on the planet since you walked into the White House, and you're continuing to piss them off. Including the Almighty Himself.

JUST. SHUT. UP.


The Fear Season Opens 


Tom Ridge kicks off the festivities.

U.S. Sees Terror Threats, Aims to Boost Security

The U.S. government believes it is vulnerable to a terror attack during this year's presidential election, party conventions and national holidays, and has launched a plan to beef up security, Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said.

While there is no intelligence of specific threats, the number of high-profile political events this year are considered potential targets of a terrorist attack, and in a speech in Las Vegas on Monday Ridge vowed to increase vigilance and improve security.

"We soon enter a season that is rich with symbolic opportunities for the terrorists to try to shake our will," said Ridge, whose department is charged with trying to prevent another day like Sept. 11, 2001, when hijacked airline attacks left about 3,000 people dead.

Events viewed by the government as potential targets include national holidays like Memorial Day and Fourth of July, the G-8 summit in June, the Republican and Democratic party conventions this summer and the November presidential election.


Meanwhile, In Jamaica... 


We love this place. So did Johnny Cash and apparently, so does Hillary Clinton. But my favorite vacation place has its share of...er...concerns.

Clampdown on 'bus sex'

THE MINISTRY of Transport and Works is threatening to revoke the licences and sub-licences of operators of public passenger vehicles which it said condoned sexual activity among school children and adults travelling on buses.

Minister of Transport and Works, Robert Pickersgill made the disclosure at the launch of World Health Day held at the Excelsior Community College yesterday.

"The issue of adults and school children engaging in sexual intercourse in public passenger vehicles is a matter of concern. This issue is once again in the news and various proposals have been made with a view to terminate the practice," said the Minister.

"I have given particular instructions and licences and sub-licences will be revoked if illicit sexual practices are conducted on the buses."

Mr. Pickersgill explained that the Transport Authority is working with the Island Traffic Authority and the police to catch offenders particularly on Route 82 ­ Cross Roads to Waterhouse, which has generated the greatest number of complaints.

"As a result of operations carried out by these entities, tints were removed from 17 buses and musical equipment was removed from 11 buses. The public should know that investigations have revealed that the buses that are heavily tinted and feature loud, lewd music are the ones that tend to facilitate these illicit sexual activities," said Mr. Pickersgill.


NOW What? 


GIs Battle 'Baghdad Boil'

Sgt. Eric DiVona didn't notice the small bumps on his face and left earlobe until he returned from serving nine months in Iraq. Nothing much, he thought, probably just a spider bite.

But soon those bumps erupted into open sores, one growing to the size of a half dollar. The left side of his face puffed up, a swelling that wouldn't go away. And he noticed he was not the only one in his unit with such symptoms.

"A lot of people started coming down with sores," he said, sitting at Walter Reed Army Medical Center with an IV taped to his right arm. "It was like, 'You ain't cool unless you got it."'

What DiVona thought was a spider bite was actually caused by a tiny sand fly with a fierce parasite stewing in its gut, an organism that causes stubborn and ugly sores that linger for months.

Scientists and doctors refer to the disease caused by the parasite as cutaneous leishmaniasis. But soldiers serving in sand-fly rich Iraq call it, with little affection, the "Baghdad boil."

The sores are not painful or contagious, but left untreated they can last up to 18 months and leave permanent, burn-like scars. Since the flies bite exposed areas, many soldiers have sores on their necks, faces and arms.


These People Vote 


And as long as they do, we have our work cut out for us. By the way, they also drive and walk among us. A letter in this morning's L.A. Times...

So, thousands of foreign terrorists, jihad warriors, Islamic extremists and would-be suicide bombers flock to Iraq and Afghanistan to gladly give their lives to maybe maim or kill a couple of U.S. soldiers. Or would you rather those same fanatics make their way to an American city — or Great Britain, or Spain, or France — to attack civilian "soft" targets?

No, I'd rather take them on in Afghanistan or Iraq, with the best force we can muster — the U.S. military. I say the president's got it right: "Bring 'em on!"

(Name and town not reproduced here)
I think the notion of not giving them any more reasons to attack us ANYWHERE - as if we don't have enough terror to worry about - never entered this guy's head.

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, April 18

Oy, Oy, Oy 


What's a White House to do? I know! We'll call that invasive examination a "Freedomoscopy." Looks like Powell is in the doghouse...

White House Irked as Powell Airs Iraq Misgivings

For more than a year, Secretary of State Colin L. Powell and his aides have tacitly acknowledged that he was concerned before the war about what could go wrong once American forces captured Iraq.

But Mr. Powell's apparent decision to lay out his misgivings even more explicitly to the journalist Bob Woodward for a book has jolted the White House and aggravated long-festering tensions in the Bush cabinet. Moreover, some officials said, the book has created problems for the secretary inside the administration just as the situation in Iraq is deteriorating and President Bush is plunging into his re-election drive.

Mr. Powell has not acknowledged that he cooperated with Mr. Woodward, but the book presents the secretary's reservations in such detail that it leaves little doubt. A spokesman for Mr. Powell said again Sunday that he would not comment on the book, "Plan of Attack."

Critics of Mr. Powell in the hawkish wing of the administration said they were startled by what they saw as his self-serving decision to help fill out a portrait that enhances his reputation as a farsighted analyst, perhaps at the expense of Mr. Bush. Several said the book guaranteed what they expected anyway, that Mr. Powell will not stay as secretary if Mr. Bush is re-elected.


Heeeeere We Go... 


Like a freight train, we all saw this coming. Hey, Condi - a terror attack will NOT be the factor which swings the vote. It's the recklessness of your jackass boss.

Rice: U.S. Bracing for Terror Before Polls

The United States is bracing for possible terrorist attacks before the November presidential election, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice said Sunday.

The opportunity for terrorists to try to influence the election, as was the case last month in Spain, appears to be an opportunity that would ``be too good to pass up for them,'' Rice said.

"I think that we do have to take very seriously the thought that the terrorists might have learned, we hope, the wrong lesson from Spain,'' Rice told "Fox News Sunday.''

"I think we also have to take seriously that they might try during the cycle leading up to the election to do something,'' she said.

"We are actively looking at that possibility, actively trying to see - to make certain that we are responding appropriately,'' she said.


Coming Soon: "Freedom Rice," "Freedom Harlem" and "The Rain In Maine" 


Spain now will join France and Germany as the wingnuts' new betrayer of America. This is huge.

Spanish premier fulfills campaign promise and orders troops home from Iraq

MADRID, Spain (AP) The prime minister ordered Spanish troops pulled out of Iraq as soon as possible Sunday, fulfilling a campaign pledge to a nation still recovering from terrorist bombings that al-Qaida militants said were reprisal for Spain's support of the war.

The new Socialist prime minister issued the abrupt recall just hours after his government was sworn in, saying there was no sign the United States would meet his demands for staying in Iraq United Nations control of the postwar occupation.

Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero's party won the March 14 general election amid allegations that outgoing Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar had provoked commuter-train terrorist bombing, which killed 191 people three days earlier, by backing the war in Iraq.

Zapatero pledged to remove Spanish troops in his winning campaign. But his announcement a setback for the United States was a bombshell, coming just hours after his government was sworn in, and as his foreign minister planned to travel to Washington to discuss the dispute.

In a five-minute address at the Moncloa Palace, Zapatero said he had ordered Defense Minister Jose Bono to ''do what is necessary for the Spanish troops stationed in Iraq to return home in the shortest time possible.'


By The Way, In Case America Forgot... 


In the runup to this fustercluck, these were NOT the reasons Bush gave for invading Iraq:
The liberation of its people.
The human rights violations.
To overthrow Saddam.
To build a democracy.
To make an example to other Arab or Muslim nations.
For what Saddam did in 1990.
For what Saddam did in 1986.
It was the right thing to do.
To show that we do not tolerate dictatorships.
To convince Libya to end its WMD programs.
Here was Bush's sole reason to go to war against Iraq:

To disarm Saddam.
Anyone who says otherwise is lying.


104 In 19 Days 


Bush and his chickenhawks should be proud. Y'know, as a result of going after the wrong bad guy and all...

U.S. Combat Death Toll in Iraq Rises to Over 500

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Fierce fighting in Iraq over the weekend killed 10 U.S. soldiers, including five Marines in a day of bloody clashes against scores of heavily armed guerrillas near the Syrian border, the U.S. military said Sunday.

The deaths brought to 503 the number of American soldiers killed in action in Iraq since the start of the U.S.-led war in March last year to oust Saddam Hussein.

Since March 31, 104 have been killed in combat -- more than the number of U.S. combat deaths in the three-week war that toppled Saddam.

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, April 17

VALERIE PLAME LEAKERS INDICTED 


Sheeyah, right. In our dreams. Sorry for shocking you into thinking something GOOD came out of this.

It bugs the hell out of us that the media seem to have lost interest in the Valerie Plame fiasco. There has only been a smattering of columns about it this month, that's it.

What happened to this? (A stupid question, I know.)


Scariest. Picture. Ever. 




The story's even worse.

Cheney Says Kerry a Threat to Gun Owners

PITTSBURGH - Vice President Dick Cheney portrayed President Bush and himself as champions of the Second Amendment — and Democratic candidate John Kerry as a potential threat to gun owners — in a speech at the National Rifle Association's 133rd annual convention Saturday.

"John Kerry's approach to the Second Amendment has been to regulate, regulate and then regulate some more," Cheney said, citing votes against legislation that would protect gun makers from lawsuits and in favor of allowing federal authorities to randomly inspect gun dealers without notice.

Bush "has shown you respect, earned your vote and appreciates your support," Cheney said. [...]

Earlier in the day, Tom Mauser, whose son, Daniel, was killed with an assault weapon in the Columbine High School killings five years ago, tried to enter the convention hall where the NRA was meeting, seeking to urge Cheney to support extending the assault weapons ban.

Mauser was turned away by a security guard as several conventioneers applauded. A couple of conventioneers yelled "Get a life" and "Vote for Bush."
Jackasses.


Every Once In A While, We Post Something Like This Just To Piss People Off 


From the Pen of: David Horsey 


The DNC Finally Makes A Decent Commercial 


Your Weekend Homework Assignment 


From the mail bag, this bit of wisdom from a wingnut:

*sigh*
As always...
Why is the Left so incredibly bitter..?
So very angry..?
So without any hope that the future holds any promise..?
What the hell happened to you?
Who hurt you so badly..?
I'd apologize, but you need to look within, I'm afraid.
It's not my fucking fault.
Your pain is clearly your own. Deal with it.
Okay, readers. Hit the Comments and let 'er rip. I'll get the ball rolling.


Buy A Book This Weekend 


HEY! You! Yeah, You. The One With Ten Bucks In Your Pocket 


MoveOn PAC's Bake Sales Near You Today 


It's on! Bake sales all across the country to help MoveOn.org's PAC. This is just a fun way to fight the corporate bastards who own the White House right now...so find one near you.

Here's a HUGE listing for the Los Angeles area: CLICK

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, April 16

Wingnuts Attack Tony Blair! 


Well, not right now. But it's only logical. Remember when Howard Dean was trashed and villified last September for suggesting the United States take an "even-handed" approach to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? Man, that one never went away.

Fast-forward to today.

Spurned Blair in plea to Bush
Prime minister urges US president to restore 'even-handed' approach over Middle East peace

Tony Blair will today attempt to restore British influence in Washington when he warns President George Bush that the Middle East "road map" remains the only viable option for achieving a lasting political settlement.

Less than 48 hours after Mr Bush spurned his plea for an "even-handed" approach to the Middle East, the prime minister will make clear in private that Britain cannot sign up to Ariel Sharon's unilateral plan which was all but endorsed by the president.


From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 


Why Does New York Hate America? 


Poll: Kerry has double-digit lead in N.Y.
By Marc Humbert, Associated Press Writer | April 16, 2004

ALBANY, N.Y. -- Democrat John Kerry has a hefty double-digit lead over President Bush among New York state voters, according to a statewide poll released Wednesday.

The Quinnipiac University Polling Institute found Bush's approval rating had slipped to 40 percent in New York, the lowest point yet for the Republican incumbent. After the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, Bush's approval rating in New York had soared above 80 percent.

In the latest poll from the Hamden, Conn.-based institute, Kerry was favored by 53 percent of New York voters to 36 percent for Bush in a head-to-head matchup. In a November poll from Quinnipiac, conducted before the presidential primary began, Kerry led Bush, 50 percent to 42 percent.


Holy S---! 


Hard not to blurt out "Holy S---!" when you read the following story. It's a testiment to how wisely this jackass spends money.

Bush campaign losing financial advantage
By BILL STRAUB
Scripps Howard News Service
April 16, 2004

President Bush's re-election campaign, complicated by the turn of events in Iraq and new questions about his reaction to the terrorist threat, is losing its edge in a key area that few would have predicted - money.

While the Bush campaign still has plenty of cash on hand - it has raised about $180 million - more than $40 million was sunk into a massive television ad buy intended to turn the electoral tide in 18 tossup states. That expenditure, coupled with the recent fundraising success of his Democratic challenger, John Kerry, means the substantial monetary advantage the president once held has all but vanished.

Bush entered the spring with a distinct financial edge. About half of the money collected, $90 million, was targeted for a television ad campaign that, GOP operatives acknowledge, was intended to define Kerry before the Democrat had an opportunity to introduce himself to voters and, hopefully, deal an early knockout blow.

The strategy seemed to be working. The ad campaign started in March, shortly after Kerry won a string of primaries and became his party's presumptive nominee. On March 11, according to Rasmussen Reports, which is running a daily tracking poll of the presidential contest, Bush and Kerry were dead even, each receiving support from 46 percent of those polled.

By March 19, the survey showed Bush with a 47-43 lead. On March 22, Bush topped out at 48 percent.

"The ad campaign was effective," said Bill Schneider, veteran political analyst at the American Enterprise Institute in Washington. "They convinced voters that Kerry was a flip-flopper and a tax raiser who would raise their taxes on gas by 50 cents a gallon."

But it was right about then that events - growing unrest in Iraq, rising gas prices, concern about the jobs picture - caught up with Bush and his edge began to dissipate. Kerry built a substantial lead at one juncture, Rasmussen had the challenger ahead 48-42 on April 2, and the two have traded the top spot since. Five of the seven polls released publicly in April show Kerry ahead.

Having reportedly gone through more than $40 million of the $90 million budgeted for its spring and summer media effort, the Bush campaign finds itself in no better position than when it started. And its once vaunted financial advantage, which had Democrats muttering nervously, is no longer quite so substantial.

Kerry set a new presidential campaign record by raising more than $50 million in the first quarter of 2004, including $38 million in March alone. He also is finding success in April, pulling in $6.5 million in one night in New York City. That means Kerry, who risked being buried in the Bush bombardment, expects to compete and respond to any attack.
Invest wisely. Give to Kerry.

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When Bush Loses The Frat Boy Vote, You KNOW It's Trouble 


Poll Shows College Vote Waning for Bush

President Bush's support on college campuses has dropped substantially in the past six months because of growing student dissatisfaction with the war in Iraq, the weak job market and Bush's stance on gay marriage, according to a poll released Thursday.

The survey from the Kennedy School of Government's Institute of Politics at Harvard University showed college students favoring Sen. John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic nominee, over Bush 48 percent to 38 percent. Independent candidate Ralph Nader drew the support of 5 percent.


We'll Take Three Questions From This Side, Then Two From The Back, Then... 


Can we please make a new rule - which is actually an old rule?

The President of the United States shall no longer set the rules for news reporting.

I heard this idiocy during the Bush-Blair lovefest in the Rose Garden this morning, and it sickened me that Bush had the audacity to lord these rules over the press.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Mr. Prime Minister, thank you, sir. We will take three questions a side, and so why don't you ask one question to each of us.

You can start, Mr. Hunt.

Q Thank you, Mr. President. Mr. President, did you ask Secretary Rumsfeld to draw up war plans against Iraq in November, 2001, just as the military action was getting underway in Afghanistan? Why couldn't Iraq wait?

And Mr. Prime Minister --

PRESIDENT BUSH: No, I thought -- one question apiece. Not one question or one question apiece.
SCREW YOU, MAN! Don't you DARE tell journalists how to do their job. They'll ask the questions and you're gonna answer them and you're gonna LIKE it, you manipulative little bastard. You answer to US. Remember?

Whew. What I would have given for just one person to do that. Unfortunately, the nice newspeople who cover the White House have been trained not to be naughty little boys and girls when talking to Mr. Bush. After all, since no one is apparently telling them how to do their job, Mr. Bush has to do that.

This guy has to go. Freedom of the press has been killed by these jackasses, and no one - NO ONE - wants to do a goddamned thing to challenge them on it. Utterly shameful.


Air America Still Off In L.A. 


This really sucks. And on my beloved XM, a lot of Channel 167 gets pre-empted by Ed Schultz and Alan Colmes. Yeesh.

Air America's about to have its own dedicated channel on Sirius satellite radio (in addition to its two other talk channels, Sirius Left and Sirius Right). Warning to XM...I'm looking really hard at this. Especially since Sirius carries all the NHL, NBA and NFL games, too.

XM: Save this customer. Do something!

Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, April 15

I Think The Guy In Picture #15 Is...Atrios? 


Already, I've lifted this gem from Raw Story (see post below): UConn's Dean of Students has a photo gallery of the night UConn won the NCAA hoops tournament, urging the people in the pics to turn themselves in.

Or they'll be on double secret probation.


Welcome To The World! 


A new online news outlet whose owner, John, alerted us to. Kinda like Buzzflash crossed with newspaper-like sections. Say hello to...

The Raw Story. Check it out.


Wingnut Radio: The Poor Sportsmanship Is Showing 


It's really predictable. There's just no other word for it. And "predictable" is poison to creative radio.

While trying to find the Sharks game on a skip wave on my car radio tonight, I was bound to hit several dozen wingnut shows. Mike Gallagher didn't disappoint, and sure enough - there he was spreadin' a lie.

His topic was Air America, and he was pumping his fists in the air totally enjoying the fact that Air America was yanked off the air in L.A. and Chicago because...they ran out of money.

As we all know by now, that ain't true. But perpetuating lies and repeating the perception until it becomes accepted as truth is how these schnooks work.

Gallagher went one step further, talking about how Air America had to "resort" to buying air time on stations to get their unpopular point of view heard. Gallagher's no fool, but why is he acting like one on his show? He knows as well as anyone in the radio business that this practice is called an LMA - a limited marketing agreement.

Warning: Technical and really inside explanation here

In an LMA, a company strikes a deal with a radio station to essentially buy days or weeks of airtime, and in return, the company is free to sell commercial time and basically run the station as if it were their own. When ABC bought the L.A. radio station KMPC from the Autrys in 1994, for example, they struck an LMA for several months with Jackie Autry until the sale of the station became finalized. It's a way for a new owner to gain a foothold on a property with the blessing of the current owner. It's a smart business practice.

This is essentially the deal Air America had with MultiCultural, only without a sale pending.

AAR has not yet had the benefit of being a tested commodity. They especially need to get known at radio conventions, when programmers are pitched by syndicators to buy their shows. The LMA gives them some time to strut their stuff on the air a while, gain an audience and then sell the programming to stations looking for the next new thing. It's a business strategy by Air America, pure and simple. Not desperation. It's too early for that.

Now, back to Gallagher. Mike Gallagher's one of the lucky few who (like Limbaugh, Hannity, Imus and most all the others) was able to work out his chops on a local level before he got scooped up by a syndicator. Today, just about all talk radio is now syndicated, and anyone trying to get the same break that Gallagher was blessed with has a snowball's chance in hell in finding a local outlet.

The only way to wedge into the talk radio business is exactly what Air America's doing - the LMA.

Tonight, Gallagher joined the chorus of talk radio's right wing fatcats in laughing and pissing all over Air America's situation, pushing the bankruptcy lie and dancing on the imaginary grave of something still young and very much alive.

Guys, you're all spitting on the underdog. And it's really making you look really petty.

Instead of welcoming the healthy competition to keep them on their game, they'd rather squash it and just continue coasting - keeping the status quo.

Well, guess what? America thinks the status quo really sucks these days. The polls say it. The talk on the street says it. The numbers say it. And they know it.

Since Sean Hannity's national debut on Sept. 10, 2001, absolutely nothing new has broken through on the airwaves - left OR right. Three years is an eternity in the industry, but sadly for listeners that same industry is historically timid to try something new until some little guy tries it first.

In what was once a hugely competitive business, we now have dozens of shows on tons of radio stations in every major market all agreeing with each other - even going so far as to compliment each other.

Ecch. Please.

Air America is bursting the door wide open to a good old fashioned radio war. Here's to Air America's continued growth. Support them when they come to your town. Because healthy competition will never EVER hurt the radio business. It makes the entire dial more interesting, and no one - not Mike, not Rush, not Sean, nor all the rest - can dispute that.


Sharks! 




Team Teal advances to the 2nd round of the NHL playoffs, beating St. Loo just now 3-1 - winning the series 4 games to 1. Sweeeeet.


No, Sir. They Don't Like It One Bit 


The extension of time our military will be spending in Iraq. They're not pleased.

Bloggers? The lib'rul media? Air America?

Try the soldiers and their families.


"Fair and Balanced": Newspaper Edition 


This is the kind of reporting which drives me nuts. This morning's L.A. Times...

Kerry Firing Away at Bush's Reputation as Straight Shooter
Analysts say that all but calling the president a liar risks scrutiny of his reputation for wavering.

After months of attacking President Bush's policies, Sen. John F. Kerry is stepping up an assault on his rival's character, challenging Bush's credibility on everything from job creation to the war in Iraq.

Stopping just short of calling the president a liar, Kerry routinely accuses Bush of "running up a truth deficit" and compiling "a long list of broken promises."

"The American people have a right to the truth," Kerry said Wednesday, in a characteristic jab at a town hall meeting in New York City. Afterward, he questioned Bush's candor during Tuesday's prime-time news conference, which was dominated by discussion of Iraq.

"The American people are owed a directness and an honesty about how we protect our troops and how we stand up for our interests,'' Kerry told reporters.

His strategy is risky. By challenging Bush's truthfulness, the presumptive Democratic nominee invites scrutiny of his reputation for vacillation and seemingly contradictory stands, such as backing the president's decision on whether to go to war with Iraq but against continued funding for military operations and the country's reconstruction.

"They're swimming way upstream on this one," said Matthew Dowd, a top strategist for the president's reelection effort.
See what I mean here? The SCLM (so-called liberal media) - in this case the Times - will cover something that Kerry says...but will then immediately run to the Bush folks for their rebuttal. Oddly, I didn't see them run to the Kerry camp for comments after the SCPC (so-called press conference) the other night.

By now it just seems to me that the SCJ (journalists) are looking to get their fine work read on the Limbaugh or Hannity shows as an ego trip - much like Gene Shalit's legendary glowing reviews of crappy movies so he can get the top line in the movie's ads.

There's just no such thing as a Kerry story without an instant response from Team Bush. Wish it could go the other way once in a while, but it's hard to breed lapdog out of a press animal once it's taught.

Hoffmania Posts for Wednesday, April 14

No Audience For Liberal Talk Radio, Huh? 


Oh, yeah. A record-setting audience on the internet. I'm likin' this. A lot.

Air America sets Real Networks streaming record

There may be an audience for liberal network Air America Radio out there. The network, which had only three traditional radio stations at its launch, hit the online airwaves in record-setting fashion. RealNetworks announced that it delivered more than 2 million streams through airamericaradio.com during the network’s first week starting March 31. Air America officials reported that the launch was the largest non-news stream in Real Broadcast history. Air America includes left-leaning personalities on its daily line-up such as former “Saturday Night Live” writer Al Franken, actress Janeane Garofolo, and Lizz Winstead, co-creator of Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show.”
Thanks, Cognito


Air America Part III 


Their new Drudge-esque missive at the Air America site is hysterical. This quote alone is worth the read:

...we’re going to slam Liu’s head in a car door. Another metaphor.
Roll a video on that, guys.


But First This Word From Our Sponsor 


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The Two "Air America" Explanations 


One is the one Drudge is parroting from the rumor section of "All Access," a radio website - that AAR's check bounced for both the Chicago and L.A. outlets (both owned by the same company, MultiCultural Radio Broadcasting) and was replaced by their old format, Spanish-language religion. A Chicago Trib story states:

Arthur Liu, owner of Multicultural Radio Broadcasting, which owns Air America affiliates WNTD-950 AM in Chicago and KBLA-1580 AM in Los Angeles, said Air America bounced a check and owes him more than $1 million.

"They bounced a check today," Liu said. "It's a default. They have paid only a very small portion of what they owe us." Liu declined to say how much Multicultural is owed, but did say he is holding $1 million in checks that Air America has asked the company not to cash.

"They've been saying, 'We're going to get you the money' for the past two months," Liu said, referring to a security deposit that he said Air America was supposed to have prepaid in advance of its launch. "They're not honoring our agreement."

"That is an outright lie," said Evan Cohen, Air America's chairman, in a statement. "Multicultural Radio Broadcasting's conduct in this matter has been disgraceful.... [I]t is a clear violation of their contractual obligations."

A Chicago source familiar with the situation said a Multicultural representative showed up at WNTD's offices this morning, kicked out Air America's lone staffer overseeing the network's feed to the station from New York, switched over to a Spanish-language feed, and changed the locks on the doors.

Liu said the same thing happened at KBLA in Los Angeles.
The other side of the story comes first from Blah3 and Take Back The Media's Stranger who left us this comment:

Randi [Rhodes] had [AAR President] Jon Sinton on to explain.

Seems the guy who owns the two stations in question was accepting payment from both AA and the broadcaster they replaced.

They are going to court today to get a temporary injunction.

Turns out this guy is a Repub contributor, who gave money to Rick Lazio against Mrs. Clinton. Imagine that.
AAR's got this post at their website:

Statement Regarding WNTD in Chicago and KBLA in Los Angeles

Statement of Evan Cohen, Chairman of Air America Radio:

"Air America Radio is temporarily unable to be heard on WNTD in Chicago and KBLA in Los Angeles, but Chicago and Los Angeles listeners can still hear our broadcast on the web at airamericaradio.com and on XM Satellite Radio (channel 167).

"MultiCultural Radio Broadcasting's conduct in this matter has been disgraceful. To shut off a broadcast that listeners rely on without warning and in the middle of discussions is the height of irresponsibility and a slap in the face of the media industry. In addition, it is a clear violation of their contractual obligations, and we are seeking legal remedies against them in court."
Looks like AAR got screwed by the "liberal elite media" owned by none other than greedy right wing wackos.

As Stranger said - Imagine that.

Let's cut to the chase. It's hard - nay, impossible to believe that a radio network with such decent financial backing and low overhead is belly-up after just two weeks.

Secondly, they're still broadcasting in their other markets and the network is still alive and well. If there was no money, it'd be shut down. Period. That's one of the 3 or 4 immutable rules of radio (another is "Any job that lasts longer than 1.5 years is a fluke").

Also, at least in the case of KBLA, the network public service announcements were finally gone, and the station was robust with local advertisers - advertisers who spend real coin on L.A.'s other high-profile outlets like KIIS-FM, KFI, KABC, KNX to name a few. Sponsors like the Sit 'N' Sleep chain, Dodge, Nextel, Mike Diamond, Auto Insurance Specialists and Saddleback Eye Centers - while I'm certain they got great deals as charter advertisers - were heard extensively on KBLA. So someone was doing their job in KBLA's sales department.

Finally, the problem is obviously with this one broadcaster, who apparently wants to have it all ways. If he has checks from AAR, and is strapped for cash, why didn't he just - y'know, DEPOSIT THEM?

Why? Because religious concerns pay premium prices for radio airtime, that's why. When the day was over, he weighed the cash bags and they tilted toward Spanish-language religion. That's why he sat on AAR's checks.

Could Arthur Liu be so naive as to not deposit checks because "they asked the company not to cash" them? What is this, some used car transaction between two hillbillies? Hell, no. It's Liu trying to make as much money as he can by not honoring contracts.

If you're not convinced, check out the AP stories coming out right now. Liu is suddenly incommunicado.

Your witness. You may question him at info@mrbi.net.


Air America Goes Dark In L.A. 


KBLA has suddenly returned to Spanish-language programming this morning. Very odd, since Air America has essentially bought the time on the station to run its shows. No one's answering the phones there this early, and I have to blast out of my house for some studio work.

This really sucks, especially the day after. If I find out anything, I'll get it up here as soon as I get to a computer.

Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, April 13

Big Fat Hoffmania! Press Conference Wrapup 


My San Jose Sharks (I know - sacrilegious for a guy living in L.A.) take a 3-1 series lead over the Blues, winning 4-3 in St. Loo tonight. Win it at home, boys - it's always better.

And the Angels are leading the M's 7-4 after being down 4-0. A good night if you don't count the weepy creepy performance of President Quiverlips.

Now, look - let's not kid ourselves. Predictably, his Kool-Aid suckers are gonna look at this as a high point of his public persona, displaying a caring, loving and emphatic leader. Hannity will no doubt be squirting all over his studio tomorrow about how heroic Bush was to face the tough questioning with soft-spoken bravery etc. etc. etc.

Meanwhile, sites like this one will be critical of his faux blubbering and his relentless filibustering of just about every question. But to me, the heresy is how Bush has completely ruined the spectator sport of the press conference.

This guy takes the tradition of the slam-bang free-for-all media blitz and damn near turns it into a somber prayer vigil. These things used to be fun. Now they're just depressing. Quiverlips ratched up his forlorn routine to new heights tonight, sucking all the life out of the room and filling it with shockingly bad acting.

His 17-minute opening monologue was a stark contrast to his wacky "Where are those WMDs?" routine at the correspondents' dinner a couple of weeks ago. I felt he should have opened with that bit tonight to show the world his sincerity, but he went dour instead.

It was a shameless display of dewey-eyed salesmanship of a miserably failed military action, and by the time the questions flew, the party was dead in the water.

I did relish the moment when he accidentally fielded an unscreened question about what he felt was his biggest mistake post-9/11. Homina homina homina homina homina. Apparently whoever was talking into his earpiece was thrown for a loop, too. But don't take my word for it. Enjoy the transcript:

QUESTION: Thank you, Mr. President.

In the last campaign, you were asked a question about the biggest mistake you’d made in your life, and you used to like to joke that it was trading Sammy Sosa.

You’ve looked back before 9/11 for what mistakes might have been made. After 9/11, what would your biggest mistake be, would you say, and what lessons have learned from it?

BUSH: I wish you’d have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it.

John, I’m sure historians will look back and say, gosh, he could’ve done it better this way or that way. You know, I just — I’m sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn’t yet.

I would’ve gone into Afghanistan the way we went into Afghanistan. Even knowing what I know today about the stockpiles of weapons, I still would’ve called upon the world to deal with Saddam Hussein.

See, I’m of the belief that we’ll find out the truth on the weapons. That’s why we sent up the independent commission. I look forward to hearing the truth as to exactly where they are. They could still be there. They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm.

One of the things that Charlie Duelfer talked about was that he was surprised of the level of intimidation he found amongst people who should know about weapons and their fear of talking about them because they don’t want to be killed.

You know, there’s this kind of — there’s a terror still in the soul of some of the people in Iraq.

They’re worried about getting killed, and therefore they’re not going to talk. But it’ll all settle out, John. We’ll find out the truth about the weapons at some point in time.

However, the fact that he had the capacity to make them bothers me today just like it would have bothered me then. He’s a dangerous man. He’s a man who actually not only had weapons of mass destruction — the reason I can say that with certainty is because he used them.

And I have no doubt in my mind that he would like to have inflicted harm, or paid people to inflict harm, or trained people to inflict harm, on America, because he hated us.

I hope — I don’t want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I’m confident I have. I just haven’t — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I’m not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.
What in the blue HELL was he talking about? He fell back so hard on his talking points, you can see the crater where his podium was. Mighty slow on your tail there, Beelzebub.

He also mentioned "suiciders," thereby officially being the first person to turn a noun into a verb since people started "summering" in the Hamptons last year. We also need to be aware of a "shadowy network of folks" - I'm guessing he meant Fox News, but I could be wrong.

As for June 30th, Bush repeated his pledge to turn the Iraq government over to caller 10, along with the new Jackson Browne CD boxed set. He also was asked if he'd offer an apology to the 9/11 victims' families. Bush said that bin Laden should be the one apologizing. Okay. We'll look for that in his next Al Jazeera video. Thanks a pantload.

So basically, this ended up being a campaign special for Team Bush which hogged up an hour of every TV network known to mankind, including Animal Planet and seven pay-per-view channels. The best news was that Bush is betting his re-election on the outcome of Iraq.

Unfortunately for him, America plans not to cover that bet. But thanks for playing our game. Pick up your parting gifts January 20th on your way out.

Oh, and the Angels won their home opener tonight, 7-5.


Drinking Game 


For each minute of his opening remarks, drink a 40 oz. Schlitz.
Each time he uses the word "tough," take a bite out of your coffee table.
If he calls on "Stretch" among the first three reporters, down a bottle of vodka.
Every time he smiles when he shouldn't be smiling, take three bong hits.
If you haven't passed out by the fifth question, eat everything in your refrigerator.

Enjoy the show!


Test That Earpiece, Mr. President 


We Pause From Politics For This Moment Of Sanity 


Fom the Pen of: Tom Toles 


In Case You Didn't Catch It 


The post below just makes me friggin' purple with rage. Ashcroft is scum.


If You Had April 13th In Your BLAME CLINTON Office Pool, You Win! 


Ashcroft trotted it out today at the hearings. Blame Clinton. What a jackass.

Ashcroft at Center of Storm Over Sept. 11 Attacks

U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft told the Sept. 11 commission on Tuesday the Clinton administration bore most of the blame for the attacks because it allowed the nation's defenses to wither for eight years.

Facing charges he blocked counterterrorism funds in 2001 at a dramatic day of testimony on the attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people, Ashcroft found himself at the center of a storm over his actions in the months before they took place.

In two staff reports, the panel investigating the hijacked airliner assaults on New York and Washington also leveled stinging criticism at the Justice Department and FBI for failing to meet the growing threat from al Qaeda.

The commission cited a May 10 Justice Department document setting priorities for 2001. The top priorities cited were reducing gun violence and combating drug trafficking. There was no mention of counterterrorism.

When Dale Watson, the head of the counterterrorism division, saw the document, he "almost fell out of his chair," the commission report said. [...]

Ashcroft said the Justice Department was still operating under the Clinton administration's budget in 2001. He said President Bush had proposed the largest counterterrorism budget increase for five years and was moving urgently to upgrade the FBI's antiquated computer systems when the attacks took place.

He said that over the eight years of the Clinton administration, the FBI's technology budget was "starved for funds" and was $36 million below its 1992 level.
This is exactly the sort of thing the Big Dog does not sit still for. Clinton's commitment to this matter is common knowledge by now, and Ashcroft is playing the desperation card, plain and simple. This might be the day when he gasped his last as a Bush hitman - a feeble attempt to put the blame on Clinton. His being a good soldier today will cost him dearly - professionally and personally (as a testiment to his character).

Ashcroft has thrown down the gauntlet. He and his band of thieves in the White House are now fair game, ex-president or not. Go get 'em, Bill.


How Many Ways Can You Say... 


From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


Still Finding Singular Villains 


(ahem) IT'S NOT JUST ONE GUY. Repeating. IT'S NOT JUST ONE GUY. Stop trying to simply name villains in this quagmire. IT'S NOT JUST ONE GUY. We invaded their country and it's still a mess. In case you haven't gotten the point: IT'S NOT JUST ONE GUY.

Wanna know how effective catching one guy has been? Abu Zubaydah. Saddam Hussein. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. What has come of these captures? Anyone?

U.S. Forces Dispatched to Najaf to Confront Sadr
1 U.S. Solider Killed in Attack on Convoy; Helicopter Crashes Outside Fallujah

One U.S. soldier was killed by a roadside bomb Monday night as a military convoy on its way to the holy city of Najaf came under attack, news services reported. Near Fallujah, a U.S. military helicopter was reported to have been shot down but the crew was uninjured.

The convoy, which was traveling from Baquba, was part of a growing U.S. force sent to Najaf to confront a militia loyal to the radical cleric Moqtada Sadr.


Dale Watson "Almost Fell Out Of His Chair" Over Ashcroft Terror Priority 


Ashcroft Said Not to See Terrorism as Top Priority

The Justice Department under Attorney General John Ashcroft failed in 2001 to treat counterterrorism as a top priority, the commission on the Sept. 11 attacks said on Tuesday, in its latest report detailing security breakdowns throughout the government.

The commission staff statement was issued before the start of two days of hearings on the failure of the FBI and other agencies to prevent the 2001 attacks on New York and Washington that killed around 3,000 people.

It focused on a May 10 Justice Department document that set out priorities for that year. The top priorities cited were reducing gun violence and combating drug trafficking. It made no mention of counterterrorism.

When Dale Watson, the head of the counterterrorism division, saw the report, he "almost fell out of his chair," the report said.

"The FBI's new counterterrorism strategy was not a focus of the Justice Department in 2001," it added.

Then-acting FBI Director Thomas Pickard said he appealed to Ashcroft for more money for counterterrorism but on Sept 10, 2001, one day before the hijacked airliner attacks, Ashcroft rejected the appeal.

Former FBI Director Louis Freeh, testifying before the commission, said the bureau's counterterrorism operations were severely underfunded and understaffed in the years leading up to the attacks.

Freeh, questioned by Democratic commissioner Richard Ben-Veniste, later said intelligence services were aware of the danger that a terrorist might use a hijacked plane as a weapon.

He acknowledged steps were taken to protect the White House as well as special events, such as the 2000 Olympic Games and meetings of world leaders, against such a threat, but nothing was done to protect the country at large.
The story goes on the state that funding for counterterrorism was high during the mid-90s and curtailed in the 1998 and 2000 budgets. Why? Well, Hannity will probably blame Clinton today, but that was when the Republicans ruled the House. And you'll recall that their contention was that Clinton's campaign against terrorism was cooked up to draw attention away from Monica.

It was the only recorded time that they accused Clinton of darkly thinking like them. We now know better.

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, April 12

Republicans Are Getting Buyer's Remorse 


Their national convention venue, New York City, is looking less and less like the grand idea they envisioned. By the time it happens, they probably won't want to travel any further than the Hotel Pennsylvania across the street from MSG. no less Ground Zero. From CNN:

Bush's re-election effort is plagued with questions on whether his administration could have prevented the attacks, and holding the convention just minutes away from the World Trade Center, where nearly 3,000 people were killed on September 11, 2001, could make matters worse, they said.

"It was the wrong place to go from the beginning," veteran Republican political consultant Roger Stone said.

"They wanted to highlight the president's strong leadership in the days after 9/11, which includes the conduct of the war, and now that is going to be a contentious, hard-fought issue," he said, adding that, "The backdrop here has the potential to dominate the story."

When the party chose New York for the convention scheduled to begin August 30, officials painted the move as a way to show off a city rebuilding from the attacks, thanks in no small part to the efforts of the Bush White House.

But that picture has soured. The war in Iraq is deteriorating with some of the bloodiest fighting since the fall of Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden whose al Qaeda group is blamed for the September 11 attacks remains at large. And, some families of September 11 victims accuse Republicans of trying to politically exploit the tragedy.


Bush Talks To His Lapdogs Tomorrow Night 


In prime time, all of America will see one of President Pulpitpants' world-famous "press conferences" instead of American Idol. The public will witness firsthand the result of more rehearsal than any of the "Idol" contestants will ever know. They'll thrill at the spontaneity of his calling on "Stretch" among the first three reporters - either before or after "The AP Guy." They'll gasp in excitement over Bush looking for the fella with the question about his talks with Mubarak. They'll be agog when Bush runs out of reporters he fed at the ranch earlier in the day and abruptly ends the "press conference."

Yes, America will see what will probably be Bush's last carefully screened press conference because if there's a brain in any head with eyes watching and ears hearing, America will wise up to these charades and will stop tolerating them. Bush's little facetimes with the press were usually hastily-called meetings just to show off his accessibility. The truth was, he'd call on his most trusted four or five lapdogs and then vamoose.

He's got a problem this time - America now has all the questions. Not Stretch. Not the AP Guy. The public. And if the questions are softball or if the answers aren't sufficient, he's in trouble. As if he isn't already.

It'll either be a total waste of time or a severe test of his Teflon.


Truly Unique Fundraising For MoveOn PAC 


Yup...they're having bake sales nationwide. For real. Bake sales. You think it's too fringe? Check out this sampling for the Los Angeles Area alone.

When you're cruisin' the farmers markets and street fairs this weekend, buy a big ol' pie. Or a cookie. And keep the Fightin' 527 flyin'.


Write Letters To The Editor 


Why should Kerry do the dirty work? Let's do it for him and keep him out of the mud bog. There's an area at the Kerry campaign site where you can do it real easy-like.

Letters to Editors

Tips from the Kerry folks:
Tips for writing good letters to the editor:
Your letter will reach the editor faster if you send it by email.
You can find the right address on your newspaper's homepage or online editor page.
Check your letter for typos, spelling, and grammar before you send.
Include all your contact information including address and phone number. (These will not be printed, but it is important to have a way for the editor to reach you if need be.)
Keep it short. Be economical with your words. Go over the letter and take anything out that is repetitive.
Stick to one central point.
Humor is good. Include a funny line if you can.
Hint: "Where could those WMD's be? No, not there" is not a funny line. Never was.


Air America Radio Now LIVE In L.A. 


KBLA (1580 AM) is now running Air America programming live beginning today.

On a totally unrelated note, I fell asleep last night listening to the O'Franken Factor replay and woke up at 3am with an obvious technical problem coming out of my radio. It was a loop, running over and over and over of someone saying...

"It might have been Howard Dean, It might have been Dennis Kucin..."
"It might have been Howard Dean, It might have been Dennis Kucin..."
"It might have been Howard Dean, It might have been Dennis Kucin..."

After about five minutes of this (mostly to see if anyone was awake at the switch - they weren't), I shut it off. I don't know if this was an Air America glitch or one caused by KBLA, but I do know this...this network/station is experiencing technical difficulties that have never been seen or heard by the radio business...EVER.

So add that to their otherwise stellar pioneering spirit.

UPDATE: So I was a little wrong. KBLA is carrying Franken live to go against Rush. They've shifted "Unfiltered" to noon (effectively making it a SIX-hour old show instead of three) and Randi Rhodes is still 3-hour delayed at 3pm.


Googlebomb This 


USA Today writes about some wingnuts trying to Googlebomb the word "waffles" with the John Kerry site.

I'm getting so sick of this lie. Bush's flip-flops (<-Googlebomb right there) far outweigh - and are more dangerous than - anything Kerry's allegedly done.

In the most recent cases, it's odd that the Bush campaign would show Kerry's supposed wrongdoings by pointing out the times he AGREED with Bush, but that's beside the point. Kerry has had to modify his stance on this convoluted Iraq mess because the stips by Bush kept flipping and flopping. The $87 billion for Iraq aid was a classic example and the most visible. Kerry was for it when it was supposedly going to be paid for by deferred tax cuts for the rich. Bush later had his mind changed and decided to tack the $87b onto the deficit - and Kerry's support for it went away. I'd say it was a focus shift by Kerry for a damned good reason.

The next time some jackass comes up to you and tells you the Kerry's a flip-flopper, tell them the story of one company who started a community web site for the San Francisco/San Jose market. It was going to be a portal for events, happenings and local sponsors in the Bay Area. One little offshoot section of the site took off like a rocket. The site's owners made a decision to change the focus of their site and - without changing the name of ebay.com - completely retooled it. Today, it's the web's most powerful shopping venue.

A flip-flop? Yeah, you can call it that. Kinda worked out nicely, though, didn't it?

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, April 11

When My Boss Gets On My Nerves For Five Days, That's A "Tough Week" 


When almost 50 American troops and 600 Iraqis get killed, that's called a "disasterous week." Just want to make that clear to President Prayerpants...

Bush Says 'It's Hard to Tell' When Iraq Violence Will Ebb

President Bush, after Easter prayers for the safety of U.S. troops, acknowledged Sunday that it has been a "tough week" in Iraq and said it is difficult to know when the violence will subside.

Bush, on a trip from his ranch here to nearby Fort Hood, said he is praying daily for fewer casualties in Iraq, where nearly 50 Americans have been killed in an uprising over the past week. But Bush said he sees no need for more troops and characterized the violence in Iraq as the work of "a few people" and "violent gangs."

"It was a tough week last week, and my prayers and thoughts are with those who paid the ultimate price for our security," Bush told reporters after praying with families of soldiers in Iraq. Asked whether the violence would ebb soon, he replied: "It's hard to tell. I just know this: that we're plenty tough and we'll remain tough."

"Today, on bended knee, I thank the good Lord for protecting those of our troops overseas, and our coalition troops and innocent Iraqis who suffer at the hands of some of these senseless killings by people who are trying to shake our will," Bush told reporters.

"I pray every day there's less casualties," Bush said. "But I know what we're doing in Iraq is right. . . . And it's hard work."
Pray, pray, pray, pray, pray. Leave God alone, George. You've given Him enough to do.


Uh...ELEVEN Pages? 


Blah3 uncovered a 9-11 timeline written in 2002 which serves up another big fat wet hairy question. Italics highlight the passage:

Crawford, Aug. 6, 2001. U.S. president George W. Bush is on vacation. He wants to spend the whole month at his ranch in Texas. Every morning, however, he still receives his Presidential Daily Brief, or PDB, wherein the CIA informs the president about the country's security situation. On this morning, the report is straight from the CIA director. His PDB runs 11 and one-half printed pages, instead of the usual two to three, and carries the title, "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S." Therein the CIA chief explains that al Qaeda has decided to carry out attacks within the United States, and that presumably members of the terrorist organization have been in the country for some time. It is unclear whether the CIA director informed the president about the statements of arrested al Qaeda members. According to their confessions, the terrorist organization for some time has been thinking about hijacking planes and using them as missiles.
Ohhhhhh, brother...


Air America Dips Its Toe In Weekend Programming 


And the water's really cold.

Their first live weekend host, Laura Flanders, debuted and wow, is she a work in progress. Granted, much of it could be blamed on the engineering (at times, the phone line was feeding back into itself which made the guests sound like aliens). But Flanders got so flummoxed at one point that she demanded the engineer play music until the phones worked. Not good talk radio protocol. There's enough stuff to talk about without having to resort to that.

When she finally did get her guests on, she felt compelled to match them word-for-word - usually at the same time they were talking.

She spent the first hour and a half of today's show saying it was Saturday before she finally corrected herself. She also attempted to be cute with AAR's now-legendary hard-to-remember call-in number, 866-303-2270. She figured out the last four digits spelled "A.A.R.-0." Unfortunately, she said "A.R.R.O." instead of "A.A.R. Zero" and the word "Arrow" practically every time, rendering her audience to call 866-303-2776 - a discontinued line for Countrywide Home Loan.

What worked on public radio (she did a one-hour show daily in SanFran), doesn't necessarily work in the mainstream. You cannot CANNOT resort to playing instrumental music for a few minutes while you regroup. Try to imagine Rush doing that. Sure, it would be a welcome break, but he'd just move on to something else. Jon Sinton and Dave Logan will probably have a little chat with Flanders this week if they want weekends to get their footing.

If Laura Flanders can get a weekend show on Air America - no-brainer here - the Take Back The Media twins should get a shot.


Death Is Death 


Like it or not, Bush is responsible for the safety of the Iraqi citizens. He broke it. He bought it.

With that in mind, I just saw that CBC-TV is reporting that over 600 Iraqis died in Fallujah in the last week, along with the five Marines and four US civilians. The things one sees while watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs...


Viewer Mail 


If you've never seen the classic Thomas Nast cartoon "Let Us Prey," see it here.

Hoffmania! reader JFA did a Photoshop number on it and sent it along to us. See it here. Nice work. Anyone want to post it all over NYC during the GOP convention?


Pray, Pray, Pray, Pray, Pray, Pray 


This guy is addicted to praying. When he's not vacationing, he's praying. When he's not praying, he's ignoring PDBs. When he's not ignoring PDBs, he's vacationing. And praying.

Bush Prays with Troops After 'Tough Week' in Iraq

FORT HOOD, Texas (Reuters) - President Bush prayed with U.S. troops on Easter Sunday, acknowledged "a tough week" in Iraq and said it was hard to tell if the violence there would ebb soon.

Bush, his wife, Laura, his parents, the former President George Bush and Barbara Bush, his twin daughters and his national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, attended services at the Fort Hood chapel. Fort Hood just learned 10 of its soldiers stationed in Iraq were killed last week.

"Our troops are taking care of business," Bush told reporters afterward. "Their job is to make Iraq more secure, so that a peaceful Iraq can emerge. And they're doing a great job, and it was a tough week last week. And my prayers and thoughts are with those who paid the ultimate price for our security."
We've been praying for something, but it hasn't happened yet. Maybe November.


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