Ann Coulter Has Checked Out

Tuesday it was Dick Morris. Today, Ann Coulter has finally - FINALLY - plunged head-first into the abyss. She's satire. She's zeroed her self-image. She's hit the reset button. She's insane.

It ain't a third-party misquote or liberal slander you're about to read here. This is directly from her website:

Gov. Howard Dean has been issuing diatribes against the Bush administration that would surpass even Tariq Aziz with severe menstrual cramps. This strategy has made him the runaway favorite of the Democratic Party. Even Mr. War Hero, John Kerry, is getting shellacked by Dean. At times Kerry seems almost ready to surrender, making him look even more French. (If only Kerry had a war record or an enormously rich spouse to fall back on!)

In the wake of Dean's success, the entire Democratic Dream Team is beginning to sound like Dr. Demento. On the basis of their recent pronouncements, the position of the Democratic Party seems to be that Saddam Hussein did not hit us on 9-11, but Halliburton did.

The position of the Democratic Party is that OSAMA BIN LADEN hit us on 9-11, you miserable CRACKHEAD!

She's just made herself a pathetic non-entity. If this doesn't cause her book to fall into the clearance bin, her minions deserve to go broke buying her bullshit.

The otherwise brilliant Bill Maher keeps rationalizing his friendship with this humanoid as, "It's all about acceptance." I still don't know what he sees in her that's so acceptable, especially when she propagates blatant lies like this. I just don't get it.