They do it at Home Depot, Lowes and OSH.
They do it at Office Max, Staples and Office Depot.
They do it at Target, K-mart and WalMart.
They do it at Kroger, Safeway and Albertson's.
They do it to every new employee at practically every major retail outlet in this country.
We need to do it to the president. Annually. After all, he is running the country.
How about it, Mr. Bush? Wanna submit to a drug/substance test?
