And If We Made Daffy Duck Secretary Of State And The Powerpuff Girls The Heads Of Homeland Security...

This has got to be the dumbest poll this year - pitting Bush against two people who said they're not going to run.

FOX News/Opinion Dynamics Poll. Aug. 12-13, 2003. N=900 registered voters nationwide. MoE ± 3.

"In the 2004 presidential election, let's say the Republican ticket is President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney versus a Democratic ticket of former Vice President Al Gore for president and New York Senator Hillary Clinton for vice president. If the election were held today, which ticket would you support?"

Bush/Cheney 50%
Gore/Clinton 39%
Neither 5%
Not Sure 6%

So respondents said they won't elect a fairy tale. Bush beats a fairy tale. Whee.