With Bush, your $2000-a-plate dinner gets you a burger, fries and maybe beer. And if you have a camera, Bush will probably hold up a platter for you with a fake hamburger and all the trimmings.
With Dean, a hundred bucks gets you into the "Dean Rocks The House of Blues" party on December 15th. The entertainment includes The Folksmen (Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer), Big Bad Voodoo Daddy and the Bangles.
(Or if you want to attend a private house party beforehand with Rob Reiner, Leonard Nimoy, Martin Sheen, Bradley Whitford, Jane Kaczmarek, Steve Tyler and too many more, it's $2000. Still a lot more fun than a hot dog with Dick Cheney.)
Get yer tickets here.
UPDATE: Click the comments for info on a similar event in SanFran.
