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Ladies and Gentlemen, the man who runs our military and how he reacted to 9/11!

Bombing Iraq Discussed on 9/12, Ex-Aide to Bush Says

The Bush administration considered bombing Iraq in retaliation almost immediately after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, a former senior counter-terrorism advisor in the White House said.

Richard Clarke, the president's counter-terrorism coordinator at the time of the attacks, said Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld complained on Sept. 12 — after the administration was convinced that the Al Qaeda terrorist network was to blame — that "there aren't any good targets in Afghanistan and there are lots of good targets in Iraq."

A spokesman for Rumsfeld said he couldn't comment immediately.

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