Kerry To Have Shoulder Surgery, But Denies 'Cheney' Problem...Here's the juicy part of the story, about 2/3 of the way down:
Shortly after announcing Wednesday's surgery, a local TV reporter's first question to Kerry was whether the candidate had a "Cheney problem," a reference to health questions that have dogged the vice president as a result of his heart condition.He's denying he has a heart condition here. Which means he MIGHT have a heart condition, but since he's denying it, there must be something to it, right? Otherwise, why would he go to such great lengths to deny it? And who leaked it to the press?
Kerry brushed off the inquiry with a simple "no," and declared "I'm healthy." Indeed, based on Kerry's partial medical records, which were released last year, the Massachusetts senator appears in fine and fit condition.
A life! My kingdom for a life!