Earth To Ralph, Chapter XXVII

He STILL doesn't get it.

Nader Bid for Spot on Oregon's Ballot Fails
The state was the first stop in the populist candidate's quest to qualify in all 50 states.

Ralph Nader continued his long and much-maligned march to win the White House Monday night with an impromptu convention in Portland designed to collect the 1,000 voter signatures necessary to qualify for Oregon's November presidential ballot.

The tactic failed, but aides said he would try again.

A total of 741 people came to the downtown Roseland Theater to sign the petitions — 259 fewer than those the veteran consumer advocate needed to qualify for the Oregon ballot, said state Elections Director John Lindback.

Ralph, Ralph, Ralph. If you actually personally visit the city with what is supposedly your most concentrated fan base, and you can't find a thousand people to support you - Ralph? Ralph, get the confetti out of your ears and listen to us...