Tuesday, August 12

Free Ted Williams

One of the truly sad and horrible sports stories of the year has nothing to do with Kobe. It's the saga of the late Ted Williams, whose body was recently discovered to be on the verge of mutilation in a cryo lab. Ted's last request was that he be cremated and his ashes scattered off the Florida coast. His goofball son had other plans which apparently have gone awry. From SI.com:

Williams' remains have been suspended in liquid nitrogen at Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., since the former slugger's death in July 2002. Williams' son, John Henry Williams, had his father placed in cryonic suspension, a deep-freezing process done in hopes that future scientific advances will restore the dead to life.

But contrary to recent news reports, Williams' body is not resting upside down in a liquid nitrogen tank at Alcor. Instead, reports Verducci, his head sits on a shelf in a liquid nitrogen-filled steel can, while his body is in the same room, stored upright in a liquid nitrogen-filled, nine-foot-tall cylindrical steel tank.

The silver can containing Williams' head resembles a lobster pot and is marked in black with Williams' patient I.D. number, A-1949, according to the SI story. Williams' head has been shaved and drilled with holes. Verducci also reports that, before the head was placed in its present location, it was accidentally cracked as many as 10 times due to fluctuating storage temperatures.

Someone please end this already, and give Ted the final rest he deserves. He went through enough playing for the Red Sox.