Wednesday, August 6

Gimme 17 Tall Signs And A Venti Tub Of Glue To Go

I don't know why I find this so amusing. I've heard about this "vandalism" story for a couple of days, but then I finally read what was done. This ain't vandalism. It's a halloween prank. It's an insult to real vandalism. Amateurs. Lazy bums. Pantywaists. Infants.

DISCLAIMER: Hoffmania! does not support, condone or even like acts of vandalism and finds it punishable to the fullest extent of the law.

Slackers. Flyweights. Mama's boys.

Vandals hit several Starbucks in SF

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Police are investigating a coordinated attack on at least 17 Starbucks outlets in downtown San Francisco.

The vandals spread glue and posted official-looking "For Lease'' and "Closed'' signs on store windows, according to Dewayne Tully, a spokesman for the San Francisco Police Department. He said the vandalism took place between 11 p.m. Monday night and 4:45 a.m. Tuesday night when the stores were closed.

Starbucks Corp. confirmed that eight stores were vandalized. The Seattle-based company said there were no injuries or serious property damage, and all the stores are open for business as usual.

Nobody has claimed responsibility for the vandalism, but police believe it was a carefully planned attack by a group, Tully said.

"The motive is unclear at this point,'' Tully said. "It could be an anti-franchise group.''

Police are questioning one possible witness and are encouraging others to report any information.


Wimps. Wussies.