Thursday, July 29

Joe Lieberman

Joe-mentum replaced momentum at the DNC as the guy who played the dad on Alf took the stage and set the teeming throng into cries of "Where's the snack bar?"

Man, what a buzzkill THAT was. When he invoked Clinton's name as an ally builder, you could hear the hum of the air conditioners. Blessedly short, painfully strained and really really beyond description (read that as "flatlining"). I never knew my TV had airbags until they deployed when he started speaking.

Ah...the future Speaker of the House is on. Go get 'em, Nancy - and bring 'em back into the convention.