Monday, July 26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(taking a breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gremlin brought this to our attention from Fedora Boy:
USA TODAY SPIKES ANN COULTER COLUMN AT CONVENTION

USA Today editors have spiked a daily convention column they commissioned from conservative controversialist Ann Coulter, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Coulter filed her first report from Boston Sunday night, only to be told hours later that editors found it "unusable" and "not funny."

"Apparently no one at USA TODAY had ever read Ann Coulter before!" Coulter, who has sold nearly a million copies of her various works and his written a syndicated column for five years, said from Boston.

MOORE ON THE FLOOR, BUT ANN IN THE CAN

Meanwhile Leftwing controversialist and Bush hater Michael Moore has free reign on the floor of the Dem convention hall -- and has been hired to write for USA TODAY at the Republican convention!

"Coulter has been hired for Boston, Moore has been hired for NY," a USA TODAY source explained, unaware of the fallout with Coulter in Boston.

Developing...
You forgot something, Matty. Moore is a successful $100,000,000 filmmaker. Coulter is a painfully unentertaining bore.

Where was I? Oh. Right. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...