Britney Spears just about bares it all for the September issue of British Elle, wearing nothing but the shortest shorts imaginable, unless you also count the jewels in her pierced belly button.
And you probably expect me to put one of the pictures on this site. Well, this is a political site, dammit. There's no time or space for this sort of thing here.
This is a forum for solid stoic political discourse. Not some exploitative outpost of gossipy crap like a near-naked pop star.
You'd think Access Hollywood would know better than to cheapen this exchange of ideas with their celebrity hype.
Case Closed.