Friday, July 9

Caption Contest #2

Up for grabs: Another Hoffmania exclusive DVD copy of Bill Clinton's fiery 1992 Nominating Speech by Mario Cuomo. Email your entries HERE to be eligible, then you can add them to the comments. We'll pick a winner tomorrow. As always, our decision is final, and no whining. Here we go.


U.S. President George W. Bush) waves with U.S. Senator Arlen Specter (R-Pa) and Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pa) at the top of the ramp from Air Force One at Lehigh Valley International Airport in Pennsylvania, July 9, 2004.
Bush: There's the American people - what a bunch of assholes.
Specter: Yeah, big time.
Santorum (thinking): Mom, is that you?
- Barry, Portland OR
"Didn't I have you killed?"
- Gregg, Parts Unknown, Weight Unknown
aWol: "look at the teats on that bitch"
Spectre: "first dibs"
Santorum: thought ballon "I've had her"
- Michael, Austin, TX (Guess that's Bush Country humor...)
There's Dick! Hey Dick, check out my new Arlen Specter puppet!
- Lee Press-on, Winner of our Last Caption Contest whose band Lee Press-on and the Nails is still available for your Anyone But Bush gathering.