Oh, Sweet Jesus! Is THIS How They Define "Voting"?

While we were visiting the official Bush/F---Yourself campaign site at miserable failure.com, we noticed a little online poll in the right column. Let's take a look at this little vote...



Now as with any voting endeavor, we'll pick one. That's what a vote is. Let's go with that third choice which we voted for. Okay, who's in the lead?



Uh-oh. Guess my vote is incorrect. It doesn't count now, does it? Well, there it is. Today's lesson on how Bush-Cheney defines "voting."

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