Wisdom from Bartcop

Speaking on Tucker Carlson's "Edwards is a Jacuzzi-case lawyer" label and Whoopi Goldberg's firing by Slim-Fast:

Since our side refuses to fight back like the Freepers do, Tucker Carlson can say any goddamn thing in the world and keep his job, but if a liberal says something, they get fired.

Our side doesn't want to win.
We don't want it as bad as they do.
They fight for every inch every minute.

Democrats?
Well, if they hand us victory, we might accept it, but it's not worth fighting for.

We all sure hope we develop a vast left-wing conspiracy to match theirs on the right. While I don't agree that we don't want to win, we sure as hell better take the fight to the streets instead of yelling from our rooms. We said all along that this campaign will be a turf war. We have to start claiming most of it.