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Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, August 3

Now If We Can Just Get the SCLMedia to Report This 


Man, why doesn't the Kerry-Edwards campaign put "Karl Rove" in their fax machine ID, dummy up a White House Fax Cover Sheet and send this to the newsrooms? That way, they'll at least LOOK at it...
George Bush loves to attack John Kerry's legislative record. But the fact is that 57 bills and resolutions Kerry sponsored passed the Senate and countless others have been improved because of his work, including the Clean Air Act, the Children's Health Insurance Program and the COPS program. In addition, Kerry has taken on the special interests and won. He fought against Newt Gingrich's anti-labor and anti-environmental regulatory reform, he has fought to raise the minimum wage, and he has worked to shut down wasteful corporate subsidies.

Here, for comparison is a summary of the legislation sponsored and passed by Vice President Cheney during his 11 year legislative career.

Cheney's Legislative Career by the numbers

96th Congress:4 Sponsored; 0 became Law
97th Congress:4 Sponsored: 0 became Law
98th Congress: 8 Sponsored: 0 became Law
99th Congress:

7 Sponsored: 1 became Law
(H.R.1246 : A bill to establish a federally declared floodway for the Colorado River below Davis Dam.)

100th Congress:

7 Sponsored: 1 became Law
(H.R.712 : A bill for the relief of Lawrence K. Lunt.)

101st Congress: 1 Sponsored:  0 became Law
Very distinguished record, Vice-President Dickless. No wonder you don't want any Democrats around you.


Zogby: Kerry Leads Battleground Poll 


Fox News is proclaiming Bush the winner.
Senator Kerry Retains A Lead Through His Convention, New Zogby Interactive Presidential Battleground Poll Reveals
Kerry leads Bush 291-215

Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry remains solidly in the lead after a week in which his party and candidacy grabbed the political spotlight at their national convention in Boston, a new edition of Zogby Interactive polls in 16 battleground states shows.

After a string of good news for the Kerry campaign stretching back to the selection of North Carolina Sen. John Edwards as the vice presidential running mate a month ago, he leads in the Electoral College by a 291-215 margin, the individual state polls shows. Four of the 16 states in the poll collection - with a combined total of 32 electoral votes - were excluded from the calculation because the races there are too close to call.

Those states are Missouri (11 votes), Nevada (5 votes), Tennessee (11 votes), and New Mexico (5 votes). Mr. Bush won all but New Mexico four years ago.

Mr. Kerry picked up ground in Florida, while Mr. Bush made up ground in West Virginia, Tennessee, and Ohio.


So the Terror Alert Didn't Scare Ya? 


The DNC Hits the Streets 


It was good to see young folks canvassing a corner of Beverly Hills today for the DNC. I stopped to chat with one of them, but I couldn't stop him from doing his pitch once he got going. Seems they're taking pledges of support, but only with a minimum of a $100 donation by credit card.

Now glad as I am to see the grassroots at work, I wonder about the wisdom of this. Getting signatures and e-mail addresses is a great idea, but for that price? And how many people want to give out their credit card number on a street corner? Actually, quite a few, if the names on his clipboard were any indication. But is this the right way to go about it?

'Course it WAS Beverly Hills. Tell me if I'm off base here, and what would be a better way to gain support. This way really didn't do it for me, especially since I told him I contribute to the DNC online via this site (which you can do by clicking the DNC logo there. Go on. Do it. Click. C'mon...).

By the way, I gave him the address here, so he'll be checking it out too. Suggestions?


What Do George Bush, the Free Republic and the Terror Threat Have in Common? 


Boston Wrapup from Perlstein 


The Official Village Voice Columnist And Occasional Op Ed Contributor To The Los Angeles Times of Hoffmania, The Chronicle of the American Condition - that'd be Rick Perlstein - files his report and reaction on the Democratic Convention today. (We give him that title to see if he can fit it on a business card.) Check it out.
The End of Republican Rule
Righteous populism holds the key to vanquishing Bush forever

...Niceness is nice. It makes a body feel good about himself. But it's no strategy with which to win a presidential election. Adlai Stevenson was nice; he lost two presidential elections for the Democrats. Michael Dukakis, Jimmy Carter: They were nice. And look what happened to them.

These days, talking about things like the growing gap between the rich and the rest of us is judged not very nice. Fixing it might require breaking some eggs. The pundits would call it "class warfare." So whenever a concession is demanded in the interests of unity, it will be demanded of the party's left wing, never of the corporate types.

Like the time, Tuesday night, one party liberal - this one - returned to find his seat occupied by one of those blue-suited thirtysomethings. I asked him to give it up. He refused. "We gave lots of money to the Democratic Party," he said, and demanded I sit in the aisle. "It would be shameful if I couldn't get a seat."

It was on behalf of all those poor single women who don't vote and who really hold the explosive power for beating George Bush on November 2, 2004, that I refused to give up my seat.


Why California Wants Wal-Mart Out 


Wal-Mart's presence in California is actually killin' our economy. Fellow Californians, we'll repeat those three words: Costco, Costco, Costco. Thank you.
Study Cites Social Costs of Wal-Mart
Company workers draw $86 million a year in aid, researchers say. But the retailer says it gives jobs to people who otherwise would not be employed.

Inadequate wages and benefits force workers at Wal-Mart stores in California to seek $86 million a year in state aid, according to a report released Monday by the UC Berkeley Labor Center.

Moreover, if other retailers cut their wages and benefits to the levels offered by Wal-Mart Stores Inc., the cost to California's public-assistance programs would rise by $410 million annually, the study said.

In their report, Berkeley researchers Arindrajit Dube and Ken Jacobs contend that more than other retail workers, Wal-Mart employees rely on a variety of public-aid programs, including food stamps, Medicare and subsidized housing.

"In effect, Wal-Mart is shifting part of its labor costs onto the public," the researchers wrote. "Wal-Mart's long-term impact on compensation in the retail industry has the potential to place a significant strain on the state's already heavily burdened social safety net."


Ladies and Gentlemen - Our Future First Lady 


"Three more months." This is why we love her.
[Teresa] Heinz Kerry was introducing her husband, John F. Kerry, at a huge outdoor rally [in Milwaukee] when a group of Bush supporters, armed with a megaphone, started chanting from a distance, "Four more years! Four more years!"

Without hesitating, Heinz Kerry responded, "They want four more years of hell."

The candidate threw back his head with a laugh, and the partisan, pro-Kerry crowd roared its approval, chanting, "Three more months, three more months," with Heinz Kerry joining in. When it was his turn to speak, Kerry said of his wife, "She speaks her mind, and she speaks the truth -- and she's pretty quick on her feet, too."
The woman's got more guts than the testically-challenged Dick "The Mad Screener" Cheney could ever dream of having. Karl Rove's little band of cretins here got a lesson on how a real campaign faces their opponents.


From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 

Hoffmania Posts for Monday, August 2

This'll Guarantee a Warm Welcome for Bush's Convention 


Oh, brother, is this gonna be one pissed off city when it reads the morning paper...
Terror alert based on old intel
But authorities continue to think the U.S. is at risk
By DOUGLAS JEHL and DAVID JOHNSTON
New York Times

Much of the information that led authorities to raise the terror alert at several large financial institutions in the New York City and Washington areas was 3 or 4 years old, intelligence and law enforcement officials said Monday.

Authorities reported that they had not yet found concrete evidence that a terror plot or preparatory surveillance operations were still under way.

But the officials continued to regard the information as significant and troubling because the reconnaissance already conducted has provided al-Qaida with the knowledge necessary to carry out attacks against the sites in Manhattan, Washington and Newark, N.J.


"Gotta Boogie," Mike Malloy... 


I heard little clips of this guy in the past and got an earful from his fans, so I looked forward to hearing Mike Malloy's debut tonight on Air America (10pm ET).

Well...taking the small technical difficulties and first-night syndrome under consideration, we still sure hope there's more to him than what we heard tonight.

The big problem I had was that he did his show as if he were continuing a work in progress. He geared it almost exclusively to whoever heard him until last March on the dismal I.E. Network. No, like most of you, I never heard any of their programming either. In fact, his opening line was, "Where was I when I was so rudely interrupted last March?" I don't know, Mike. Most of us didn't know. It would've behooved you to tell us who the hell you are.

He then opened with reintroducing his wife to the audience, who I assume was his producer, and read two stories which were covered pretty substantially by Air America all day - the heavily-screened Cheney rallies in Arizona and New Mexico. (Malloy apologized if the subject was talked about on AAR already. It might have helped if he listened to his own network.) He then immediately launched into taking calls.

His first caller took swipes at Kerry and Bush, and he said he was voting for Nader. Malloy, rather tourettes-like, began hollering at the guy, saying he was sick of talking about Nader and if he's said it once, he's said it a million times, he never wants to talk about Nader on the show again.

Huh? Malloy was on for barely six minutes and he's sick of talking about the subject of his first caller? Okay, I'm guessing this was a meme with him 'way back when on the Obscure Network, but it was completely out of context for a first show on a new venue.

All the calls for the rest of the hour were from Mike Malloy fans - again leaving me hungering for a reason why they were fans.

Mike. Buddy. It's one thing if you were previously on a network with y'know, a following? But it's horribly egotistical to assume that every person tuning into you on Air America was hanging onto your every word back then. I wasn't, and I feel like I was left out of a very - VERY exclusive little club tonight.

Oh, and please stop ending every call with "gotta boogie." It's a very dated crutch.

Let's give Mike the benefit of the doubt, though, and give him a shot at starting over tomorrow night. However, if he still makes the show a continuation of the No One's Listening Radio Network program, I'm outta there.

By the way, Randi, Janeane and Sam sounded GREAT together earlier tonight. The crossovers between the two shows oughta be a blast.


The FBI Whistleblower Lets Loose on 9/11 Commission 


Sibel Edmonds, the former FBI translator who has been gagged from speaking out, is speaking out. REALLY speaking out. Her blistering missive to the 9/11 commission, dated yesterday, has been picked up by the foreign press. (Did you really think you were going to read it in the American media?) You can see it here at the Scoop, based in New Zealand.

It's an enormous and extraordinarily detailed open letter, but here's a passage which stood out to us:
Only one month after the catastrophic events of September 11; while many agents were working around the clock to obtain leads and information, and to investigate those responsible for the attacks, those with possible connections to the attack, and those who might be planning possible future attacks; the bureaucratic administrators in the FBI's largest and most important translation unit were covering up their past failures, blocking important leads and information, and jeopardizing on going terrorist investigations. The supervisor involved in this incident, Mike Feghali, was in charge of certain important Middle Eastern languages within the FBI Washington Field Office, and had a record of previous misconducts. After this supervisor's several severe misconducts were reported to the FBI's higher-level management, after his conducts were reported to the Inspector General's Office, to the United States Congress, and to the 9/11 Commission, he was promoted to include the FBI's Arabic language unit under his supervision. Today this supervisor, Mike Feghali, remains in the FBI Washington Field Office and is in charge of a language unit receiving those chitchats that our color-coded threat system is based upon. Yet your report contains zero information regarding these systemic problems that led us to our failure in preventing the 9/11 terrorist attacks. In your report, there are no references to individuals responsible for hindering past and current investigations, or those who are willing to compromise our security and our lives for their career advancement and security. This issue, as with others, is systemic and departmental. Why does your report choose to exclude this information and these serious issues despite all the evidence and briefings you received? Why does your report adamantly refrain from assigning any accountability to any individuals responsible for our past and current failures? How can budget increases address and resolve these intentional acts committed by self-serving career civil servants? How can the addition of a new bureaucratic layer, "Intelligence Czar", in its cocoon removed from the action lines, address and resolve this problem?


New Air America Schedule 


Wow. I was never a fan of Marty Kaplan's "So What Else Is News?" - the one-hour speedbump between Randi Rhodes and Janeane Garofalo/Sam Seder - but I almost felt sorry for him as Janeane and Randi celebrated the new back-to-back scheduling of their shows, saying that it's what they should have done from the beginning. Almost.

But they're right. Kaplan's show was a momentum killer at best. The network has some real daily forward motion now with Garofalo/Seder now immediately following Randi at 7pm ET, and Mike Malloy following them...whenever their show ends.

Y'see, while Air America's getting their on-air act together, their website is hideously out of sync with all this, so we don't know WHEN Malloy's show starts.

By the way, can Garofalo/Seder ditch that college-radio-produced show open and get something a little more y'know - professional? Man, they still have to untether themselves from the NPR production values.

Onward and upward.


Why I Need to Sell More BlogAds 


The EquiMount is on my wishlist, and I think it'll enhance this website dramatically.


ABC News/WaPo Poll Numbers 


They're out. Registered voters:
Kerry 50% (+4)
Bush 44% (-4)
Nader 2%

But the more telling part is that Bush now leads in one - and ONLY one - issue. Three guesses what that issue is. Yup - the one he's going to ride hard through the election. But check out Kerry's bounce on ALL the issues...

Trust Candidate on These Areas:
Trust to HandleNowPre-conventionNet Change
Health care Kerry +19 Kerry +3 Kerry +16
Terrorism Bush +3 Bush +18 Kerry +15
Iraq Kerry +2 Bush +12 Kerry +14
Taxes Kerry +6 Bush +6 Kerry +12
Education Kerry +13 Kerry +1 Kerry +12
Economy Kerry +11 Bush +1 Kerry +12
Health care Kerry +19 Kerry +3 Kerry +16
Int'l relations Kerry +9 NA NA
Intelligence Kerry +5 NA NA
So again, the bounce off the concrete trampoline had Kerry up and Bush down. But on the issues, Bush is the big, big loser.


Grand Rapids, Michigan - Hello 


These people - 20,000 of 'em - didn't have to sign a pledge of allegiance to Kerry.




You Want the Truth? 


Bob Herbert says America can't handle the truth. The Dems knew going into their convention that they had to take the high positive road. Herbert says that's because they'd get lambasted to being honest about Bush's failures.
Not long ago American officials were claiming a decisive victory and the Bush administration was trumpeting the liberation of Afghan women from the clutches of the Taliban. But the proclamations of success were premature. Osama bin Laden and the Taliban leader Mullah Muhammad Omar are nowhere to be found. Warlords and insurgents are in control of much of the country and the growth industry is the opium trade. The extraordinarily courageous group Doctors Without Borders is packing its bags and withdrawing from Afghanistan after 24 years because five of its staff members were murdered and the government will not bring the killers to justice. On Friday the U.S. government warned American citizens against traveling to Afghanistan because of the danger of being kidnapped or killed.

Some victory. [...]

So there was President Bush in a hard-hit industrial region of Ohio over the weekend telling voters, "The economy is strong and it's getting stronger." And the Kerry-Edwards team is assuring one and all that "help is on the way."

The voters may deserve better, but there's a real question about whether they want better. It may well be that candidates can't tell voters the truth and still win. If that's so, then democracy American-style may be a lot more dysfunctional than even the last four years has indicated.


Truer Words About This Administration Have Never Been Spoken 


"We are a nation in danger."

- President Bush in the Rose Garden today



Business As Usual in NYC 


Scanning the Fenderhead News Networks, it's pretty interesting to see the interviews with the folks who work at the NYSE and Citi. When they're asked about how they felt about going to work under the terrorist threat, they all kinda say the same thing - we were there for 9/11, so this is just sort of normal for us...we have to work. Bravo.

The funniest one I saw was a reporter asking why there were a lot of empty desks. The reply was, "Well...it's summer and they're on vacation." Oh yeah. That summer thing.


A Reminder 


...of the shining happy optimistic faces running this joint.



Thanks for your time. Register and vote for Kerry.


Boost or Bump? And Should I Buy a Hat? 


Item four in ABCNews.com's "The Note" this morning:
With all due respect to Newsweek and Gallup, hold onto your hat and hair for tonight's ABC News/ Washington Post poll. And please say "boost" or "bump," and not "bounce."


Out of the Panic of Cable News... 


...comes a little sensibility. Being one of the 99.6% of America that doesn't watch MSNBC on a regular basis (combined with the fact that I immediately cruised the channels without my glasses on when I woke up on to see if I should get out of bed), I can't tell you who their terrorism expert is. But what he said made a whole pantload of sense.

Basically, "plans" don't mean "capability." "Desire" doesn't mean "ability." And he didn't hear anything in the intel that said they were going to carry this out in the near future, if at all.

He went on to say that we got this information from Pakistan's efforts of capturing and killing al Qaeda operatives. The lesson there is that we should concentrate on putting pressure on them instead of scaring the crap out of our own people.

Amen to that...but ya see, we had to drain our resources in that important little ongoing (and deteriorating) Iraq adventure...oh, you know the story.

Hoffmania Posts for Sunday, August 1

HoffMath 


Bush is about to be outed as AWOL during his military stint.
+ Rumsfeld is about to be blamed for the Iraq prison scandals.
+ The peace vision in Iraq is going to hell.
+ The Newsweek Poll has Kerry overtaking Bush on the issues.
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UPDATE: I don't mean to be so cynical that I'm saying I don't believe it entirely...it's a pressure release more than anything else. If they're honest about this, then the precautions are proper. But man, cynicism is an understandable gut reaction with the wringer these guys have put us through. We'll see how it plays out.


"We Would All be Safer Without Bush" 


The Observer's Leader section says it all.
...the risks of another Bush term are far greater. Kerry immeasurably improves our chances of defeating terrorism and making the world safer. In a bitter fight in a divided America, reassurance that Kerry has the support of the rest of the world could be a decisive factor in key swing states. We must offer that signal.


But There's A Bright Side! 


CNN reports Tom Ridge sees the silver lining...
Citing "new and unusually specific information about where al Qaeda would like to attack," Director of Homeland Security Tom Ridge today raised the threat level to code orange (high) for the financial services sector of New York City, northern New Jersey and Washington. "While we have raised the threat level ... the rest of the nation remains at an elevated, or yellow, risk of attack," Ridge said.
Oh...that's just...great?

Hey, and where is President Bush? In church and on his bike.
Washington, DC, Aug. 1 (UPI) -- President George W. Bush tended to body and soul during a layover in Washington Sunday before resuming his multi-state campaign tour.

Bush, along with first Lady Laura Bush, started the day with customary worship at St. John's (Episcopal) Church, across Lafayette Park from the White House. During the service congregants listened to readings and Scripture dealing with man's relationship with material possessions and the need for responsibility to others and gratitude to God.

Then it was off to the FBI Academy in Quantico, Va., where the president spent two-hours vigorously riding his mountain bike. Bush, once an avid jogger, has turned to bike riding as a result of knee pain.


The Dems Weave Their Economic Magic Again! 


Do we know how to handle money or what?
Democrats' Security Comes in Under Budget

BOSTON - Law enforcement agencies spent less than $40 million of the $50 million appropriated by Congress for security at the Democratic National Convention, officials said Friday.

"We expect that the cost will be significantly less than the $50 million," Boston Police Commissioner Kathleen O'Toole said at a news conference flanked by officials from the state police, Secret Service, Boston Fire Department, EMS and other agencies.

The latest estimate for the security costs is between $35 million and $40 million, O'Toole said, although the final amount has not been tallied.


How It Works 


All last week, Fox News was bracing its viewers for an 16-18 point bounce for Kerry coming off the convention. Knowing the bounce is happening on what many call a "concrete trampoline" - the hardline decidedness of most of the voters - Fox can proclaim the Dems' convention a failure if the polls come in any lower than that.

Let's see what they predict for Bush's bounce. My guess is that they'll try to pull the "honesty" card and admit they shot too high for Kerry, so they'll keep the expectations low - like 4-6 points. That way, a 7-point jump will "shatter all expectations."

(Damn phone's ringing) Hang on...Rupert's calling to offer me a job...


Gooood Mornin'! 


Two major bomb blasts in Baghdad and New York is hunkering down under a new terror scare.

It's morning in Bush's America!


Rick Perlstein, Mensch 


Last weekend, I took Rick Perlstein to the woodshed for an op-ed piece in the LA Times titled, "Leave It To Cleaver." Okay, I did more than that. I threw him out of the Democratic Party.

Now we all know I don't have that kind of power - especially Rick. Turns out, tonight he alerted me that he left a comment for all of us at that post (which you can read here). Unfortunately, my verbosity made the post scroll off days ago, so I'll give you Rick's response the space it deserves.

Thanks for responding to my rant, Rick. And okay, I'll let you back into the party. That's the cool thing about Democrats. We disagree, we argue, then we all have pie.
Guys, nowhere in my article do I say that Democrats didn't RESPOND to the Whoopi ridiculousness. They did: they played defense. My question is: when are we going to play OFFENSE?

Ron Reagan played offense at the convention today: CHOP!--he sought to wedge off from their coaltion all Republicans who think it's insane to treat a blastocist that has the power to cure Parkinson's like it's a living, breathing person.

That kind of thinking is what my piece is about. Of course it took someone from outside the Democratic establishment to do it.

I would love to hear what you folks have to say about the main point of the essay: my questions about how the Democrats can take advantages of the structural weaknesses of the Republican to help build a long-term Democratic majority, which I think is the natural and desirable condition of American politics.

I probably won't check back on this comments thread too often, so discussion welcome at rperlstein@villagevoice.com.

As for the charge that what I'm advocating is an untoward aping of Republican incivility, I would ask: what's wrong with helping sane Republicans realize that the rest of their party is insane? Is pointing out that Republican free-trade purism is not in the interests of family-owned manufacturers hitting below the belt?

Regards, and dialogue welcome always,
Rick Perlstein

By the way, you can leave comments here - they'll be easier to find here than wallowing through the archives.

Hoffmania Posts for Saturday, July 31

"Real Time" with Bill Maher 7/30 


Finally watched last night's show tonight. Sharing a panel with Michael Moore and Kim Campbell, Rep. David Dreier (R-CA) did something I have never seen him do - break out in flopsweat. This guy is generally known as a cool item, but he was clearly showing signs of stage fright almost from the get-go. And for the co-chair of the Bush-Cheney campaign, that's not very appealing. But it came to a head about a dozen or so minutes into the discussion.

Dreier desperately went after Moore about Fahrenheit 911 being full of lies. Moore asked if he saw the movie, and - FINALLY - in front of an entire studio audience and a live coast-to-coast TV audience - Dreier was forced to answer, "No."

Not since the days of Alan Burke, Joe Pyne or any other politically-charged TV show of the 60s has there been such a genuine blistering reaction from a studio audience. The longest sustained groan in recent TV history while Moore held his head in his hands was something to behold. And finally, the offense was rendered indefensible on a large scale - something that scares Limbaugh, Hannity, et al, to death.

Later, the discussion swayed to Bush's seven minute "My Pet Goat" episode on 9/11, and Dreier's hard stand on how Bush "did the right thing" drew scathing ire from even Maher. No small feat, considering Dreier has been one of Maher's top go-to guys since "Politically Incorrect.".

It all made Ralph Nader's cameo at the end of the show almost seem anti-climactic - although Maher and Moore getting on their knees pleading for Nader to come to his senses and end his campaign was priceless. And Maher's New Rule about convention coverage is worthy of carving in marble.

Whoa yeah...after Maher's final piece, Dreier was absent from the panel for the final handshakes. Guess he got a little overwhelmed and hightailed it out of Dodge.

We urge - no, REQUIRE you to see the replays.

PS - Applause to HBO - the show went the full 60 minutes instead of its usual 45. We hope this is the norm from now on - unless he has his pal Ann Coulter on again.


More on the "1.5 Million Jobs Since August" Boast 


May I just throw another wrench into Bush/F---Yourself's favorite talking point?

Births in the United States in 1988 numbered 3,913,000. During the year 2004, all those people have now entered the workforce. Factor in 1987's 3,829,000 births.

See where we're going here? 1.5 million jobs since August - WHICH WAS AN ENTIRE YEAR AGO, we might add - doesn't even cover half the working population growth, no less the adult population which lost their jobs.

This talking point is dead, dead, dead. It's as irrelevant as the flatliners occupying the White House.

UPDATE: Sgt. Bill chimes in with some other stats to be considered...
[This] sounds right, but you aren't taking into account the fact that (on average, 2001 estimates - which can't take into account Iraq or the like - we can expect 2.4 million people to die. So those numbers tell me he's just barely keeping up, and we can ignore his claim that "this shows steady growth" (like he did here).

Of course, math is apparently a little tough for the kids in the White House. I mean, come on! $445 billion deficit? Is it just me, or wasn't America's bank account looking a little better just four short years ago?

Please, keep up the good work.
Duly noted, and thanks.


Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick... 


Raw Story seems to have quite the scoop on their hands - and they're just marking time until someone in the mainstream grabs the story. Bush was AWOL.
Reagan defense sec. confirms legal analysis Bush was AWOL

Lawrence J. Korb, Assistant Secretary of Defense for Manpower, Reserve Affairs, Installations and Logistics under Ronald Reagan from 1981-1985, confirmed RAW STORY's legal analysis of President Bush's Guard Service in a telephone call Friday afternoon.

The analysis, which proves that President George W. Bush was absent without leave from the Texas Air National Guard in 1972, is available here.

Given proof that Bush missed five months of Guard training sessions, he said that Bush would be considered AWOL.

"If you don't show up, you're absent without leave, by definition," Korb said.
UPDATE: at Raw Story.


Another Bush Talking Point Torpedoed 


Well, here's some cheery news about the deficit (released by the White House on Friday of course so no one will pay attention)...
Despite a larger-than-expected increase in tax revenue, the federal budget deficit has grown by about $70 billion and will hit a record $445 billion this year, the White House projected Friday.

The Bush administration put the new numbers in a positive light, saying its tax cuts had strengthened the economy and resulted in a deficit significantly lower than the $521 billion it projected in February.
How strong is that economy? Here's how strong, America!
U.S. Economy's Growth Slows in Second Quarter
Output climbs at a 3% annual rate, down from 4.5%, raising concerns. July's job data may hint at whether the drop is a blip or marks a trend.

The nation's economy slowed sharply in the second quarter, the government reported Friday, renewing concerns about whether modest expansion might persist and dampen job creation.

The less-than-expected 3% annualized growth rate in gross domestic product - the value of all goods and services produced in the U.S. - was the slowest in more than a year, the Commerce Department said. The relatively modest April-June performance was affected primarily by consumers closing their pocketbooks.

The increase in second-quarter GDP was down from an upwardly revised 4.5% rate in the first quarter, 4.1% in the year-earlier second quarter and the sizzling 7.4% pace of last year's third quarter.

The consensus among economists had been that growth would hit 3.7% in the latest period.

"The economy has clearly downshifted," said Mark Zandi, chief economist at Economy.com., a West Chester, Pa., research firm.

Modest growth, if continued, could have significant ramifications for the presidential election.

Surveys show that many voters don't believe they have fully benefited from the economic recovery, given weak wage increases and persistent job insecurities. Democrats have attacked President Bush for a net decline of 1.1 million jobs during his term.
Bush (and Rove's fax missives to the media) love to trumpet that 1.5 million job growth since August. That's all we keep hearing. August, August, August. But the two quarters since August, August, August have been nothing more than disappointing.

So from now on, when you hear the August, August, August routine, ask them about January, January, January and April, April, April. 'nKay? 'nKay.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Each of those "Augusts" you see here links to separate instances where the claim has been repeated by Bush or Cheney since only Tuesday.


Joan - We're More Than Happy to Grant Your Wish 


Deep in Jeb Bush country, one woman leaves behind her last request.


Woman's Dying Wish: Bush Defeated

A South Florida woman who died this week had an unusual last request. Instead of flower or contributions in her name to a charity, she asked those who loved her to try to make sure President George W. Bush is not re-elected.

Loved ones said that Joan Abbey was committed to her political passions, even in death.

Abbey, who was a lifelong Democrat, died Monday -- coincidentally on the first day of the Democratic National Convention.

Her sister, Tillie Shapiro, said, "She was just a caring person … She cared about people, and people who were disadvantaged."

Abbey was buried the day after the Democratic convention ended. Her unusual death notice in the Miami Herald said: "You can honor Joan's values by voting against George Bush and contributing to a liberal or Democratic cause."

Abbey's nephew, Martin Shapiro, said, "What she cared most about was improving circumstances in this country... getting rid of George Bush and making this a better country for all people."

Coincidentally, the presiding rabbi, Brett Goldstein, is a registered Democrat but is voting for Bush, and he questioned the timing of Abbey's message at such a sensitive time.

"My contention is that if there's any situation that's sacrosanct, it should be devoid of political ramifications," Goldstein said. "Although people have the opportunity and they can do it if they want to, it is not really appropriate at this time."
Rabbi Goldstein, with all due respect, and as one who's a member of the tribe you represent - I think that decision should rest with the one who's dying. If that's her last request, so be it.

I have a hard time figuring out why so many Jewish folks are for Bush. No matter who the president is, he or she will never revoke our pledge to Israel - that's just reality. But Bush's relentless invoking of Jesus' name in his decision-making just scares the hell out of me. And don't get me wrong - I believe in my own God. But no matter WHO is running the country, I want the decisions to be made on wisdom, evidence, logic, common sense, knowledge, justice and compassion - not strictly from what one friend refers to as "an imaginary friend who's better than YOUR imaginary friend."

A little coarse, but countries have almost destroyed themselves over such arguments. Ask Ireland.

Getting back to the subject, let's not let Joan Abbey down. Give to the DNC and get the message out.

Hoffmania Posts for Friday, July 30

Sorry, Karl - Your Secret is Out 



CNN.com went and blabbed it to the world. Don't think for one second that these predators don't know this...

Study: Fear shapes voters' views

The students who thought about death were much more likely to choose the charismatic leader, they found. Only four out of about 100 chose that imaginary leader when thinking about exams, but 30 did after thinking about death.

Greenberg, Solomon and colleagues then decided to test the idea further and set up four separate studies at different universities.

"In one we asked half the people to think about the September 11 attacks, or to think about watching TV," Solomon said. "What we found was staggering."

When asked to think about television, the 100 or so volunteers did not approve of Bush or his policies in Iraq. But when asked to think about Sept. 11 first and then asked about their attitudes to Bush, another 100 volunteers had very different reactions.

"They had a very strong approval of President Bush and his policy in Iraq," Solomon said.

Solomon, a social psychologist who specializes in terrorism, said it was very rare for a person's opinions to differ so strongly depending on the situation.

Another study focused directly on Bush and his Democratic challenger, Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry.

The volunteers were aged from 18 into their 50s and described themselves as ranging from liberal to deeply conservative. No matter what a person's political conviction, thinking about death made them tend to favor Bush, Solomon said. Otherwise, they preferred Kerry.


Scranton, Pennsylvania - Hello 


These are Optimists? Try "Just Plain Crazy" 


Wow, paranoia's running rampant in the Bush camp. Get ready to shake your head and laugh out loud. This is one of the most pathetic things we've ever seen in politics.
Obtaining Cheney Rally Ticket Requires Signing Bush Endorsement

Some would-be spectators hoping to attend Vice President Dick Cheney's rally in Rio Rancho this weekend walked out of a Republican campaign office miffed and ticketless Thursday after getting this news:

Unless you sign an endorsement for President George W. Bush, you're not getting any passes.

The Albuquerque Bush-Cheney Victory office in charge of doling out the tickets to Saturday's event was requiring the endorsement forms from people it could not verify as supporters.

State Rep. Dan Foley, R-Roswell, speaking on behalf of the Republican Party, said Thursday that a "known Democrat operative group" was intending to try to crash Saturday's campaign rally at Rio Rancho Mid-High School. He added that some people were providing false names and addresses and added that tickets for the limited-seating event should go to loyal Bush backers. [...]

An endorsement form provided to the Journal by Random says: "I, (full name) ... do herby (sic) endorse George W. Bush for reelection of the United States." It later adds that, "In signing the above endorsement you are consenting to use and release of your name by Bush-Cheney as an endorser of President Bush."

A Journal reporter, who is a registered Democrat, called to inquire about a ticket Thursday afternoon. He was asked for his name, address and driver's license number but was not told over the telephone that he would need to sign any endorsement form. He got the news after arriving at the Bush-Cheney office. [...]

The John Kerry/John Edwards campaign on Thursday issued a news release that asked, "Shouldn't all New Mexicans have the right to see their VP?"
So if you're not a Republican, you can't see Cheney speak. Has anybody on that campaign ever heard of a little thing we like to call marketing? Ain't gonna be one carbon-based organism at this rally that Cheney can charm over to his side that isn't there already. They're not crazy. Just achingly stupid.


CNN's Idiotic Decision 


By now, you know about CNN's idea that backfired. They decided to add another dimension to the DNC coverage and mike Don Mischer as he directed the post-speech hoopla. Well, in a classic Spinal Tap Stonehenge moment, 90% the balloons got stuck in the rafters and Don did what any of us would do - drop several hundred F-bombs. Live. On CNN. The Most Trusted Name in News®.

Our question of course, is: Why? What was the purpose of this? It's a horrible insult to the audience. We certainly know it's staged. Why not let the viewers enjoy the moment and see it as if they were there? Nope - CNN has to to something clever! It's an event that happens once every four years, so let's make it special!

Wow. Did they ever. Note to CNN: The XFL tried this with the coaches' communicators. How're THEY doing these days?


The Continuing Retardation of the Fox News Audience 


I know you hear this all the time, but I swear to God it's true: "I was walking past a TV which happened to be tuned to Fox News..."

...and the painfully untelegenic John Gibson was telling Ken Mehlman (regarding Bush's poll numbers), "You'd think that with a successful war, the capture of Saddam and the elimination of the Taliban that Bush would have a better cushion."

Hand over my heart. 15 seconds of Fox News viewing, and I get two lies for my efforts. I fully expected more than just two. Jeeze, John.


From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger 


Good News from Toontown 



Ain't gonna happen to Mallard Fillmore. From Animation Magazine (subscription only):
Cartoon Network Down with The Boondocks

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Cartoon Network is in the process of acquiring a half-hour animated series based on the syndicated comic strip, The Boondocks, created by Aaron McGruder and partner Reggie Hudlin. Sony developed the project for Fox, but the net ultimately passed on the left-leaning, politically charged comedy.

The toon is expected to land a spot in Cartoon Network's hugely popular Adult Swim late-night block.


The Guy with the Worst Job in the World 


The one who has to find great R&B and rock 'n' roll to play during the down times at the upcoming Republican Convention that hasn't been recorded or written by Kerry supporters.


"No He Won't!" 


That's the categorical talking point on right wing radio today on Kerry's speech last night.

Wow. It doesn't get much weaker than that.


We're Certain This Will End the Berger Talk on Wingnut Radio! 


Sarcasm off. The news is on.
Clinton Adviser Berger Cleared of Document Theft

President Clinton's national security adviser, Sandy Berger -- who'd been accused of stealing classified material from the National Archives -- has been cleared of all wrongdoing.

The National Archives and the Justice Department have concluded nothing is missing and nothing in the Clinton administration's record was withheld from the 9-11 Commission.


Ladies and Gentlemen - Your Optimists 


Here. Save this on your desktop until November 2nd. Four years of this darkness should be enough to test anyone's bravery.




Whistle-Ass is Speaking 


Bush is kicking off his "Heart and Soul of America" tour (really) in Missouri - it's on C-SPAN right now (it might be on CNN, but I don't want to hear the director yelling "GO, APPLAUSE. WHERE'S THE APPLAUSE? F---ING APPLAUSE...").

Man, after seeing the last four nights, this guy is stature-challenged. He's pushing the "extreme makeover" meme which probably won't get much traction. Check it out.

UPDATE: Here's his version of "Hope is on the way": "Results Matter!"

He's kidding, right?

ANOTHER UPDATE: OH, NO! He's re-pushing the line of leaving the era of "if it feels good, do it and blame someone else" and entering the era of being responsible for our decisions. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

FINALE: He ended stating that he promised to restore dignity to the White House. If you give hime four more years, he will continue to do that. Or more precisely, START to do that.

Man, oh, man. Absolutely nothing new here. You can hear the wheels spinning in the mud. This might fly in front of his freeper base, but if this is any indication of what he plans to say in front of Kerry in the debates, he should make his next campaign stop at a Mayflower and get an estimate on the January 20th move-out. Toast.


Y'know, Scaring the Crap Out of the Country Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be 


What does it say when the guy who's in charge of homeland security can't make a living wage?
Ridge Tells Colleagues He May Retire

Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge is considering stepping down after the November election, telling colleagues he is worn out from the massive reorganization of government and needs to earn money in the private sector to put his teenage children through college, officials said.

Ridge will not make a final decision until he talks to President Bush later this year and is focused on thwarting the terror attacks that officials fear al-Qaida will attempt before November, Assistant Homeland Secretary Susan Neely said.

The former Pennsylvania governor, who agreed to serve as the department's inaugural secretary, also has expressed to colleagues frustration over the continuing challenges of reorganizing the 22 disparate agencies that formed the Homeland Security Department, officials said.
He hopes to open a telemarketing firm to scare the crap out of Americans one-on-one. We wish him the best.


Zogby Poll During the Convention 


Kerry was up five DURING the festivities. The "bounce" isn't even included...
While the Democratic Party rallies in Boston at the Democratic National Convention, the presidential ticket of Massachusetts Senator John Kerry and North Carolina Senator John Edwards holds a five point lead over President George W. Bush and Vice-President Dick Cheney (48%-43%), according to a new Zogby America poll. The telephone poll of 1001 likely voters was conducted from Monday through Thursday (July 26-29, 2004). Overall results have a margin of sampling error of +/-3.2.

Hoffmania Posts for Thursday, July 29

The Balloon Drop Needs Work... 


But Kerry lit the rocket nicely. He hit all the targets right in the bullseye. His challenge to Bush about the tone of the campaign was outstanding, and the issues were finally there for America to see. And finally - FINALLY - clarifying that voting for/against the war record for the masses who just got their news from the Rove News Service. Did he hit the veteran thing a lot? Yes. Too much? No, not as far as we're concerned. That experience is the biggest difference between him and Bush - it's the reason for his entire career. Check that. His whole being. And since Bush never saw how war destroys firsthand, Kerry took him to school.

Great seeing all the former opponents in the primaries up there with him at the end. Unity, my friends. We have it. We're riding it into November.



That said...stuff the bank. Contribute before midnight ET by clicking the banner above. Let's do this thing.

UPDATE: The Kerry site is getting HAMMERED, no small thanks to Kerry's plug. But keep trying if you're having trouble getting in.

Here...savor the night.




Kerry 


Blog atcha after he speaks. Watch or listen. If you're stuck in front of a computer, watch C-SPAN.


From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 


Joe Lieberman 


Joe-mentum replaced momentum at the DNC as the guy who played the dad on Alf took the stage and set the teeming throng into cries of "Where's the snack bar?"

Man, what a buzzkill THAT was. When he invoked Clinton's name as an ally builder, you could hear the hum of the air conditioners. Blessedly short, painfully strained and really really beyond description (read that as "flatlining"). I never knew my TV had airbags until they deployed when he started speaking.

Ah...the future Speaker of the House is on. Go get 'em, Nancy - and bring 'em back into the convention.


Think of These As You Watch the Convention 


Wesley Clark 


Great lines about which party is stronger on defense (anyone who says their party is stronger on the military than the other party is committing overwhelming fraud), the flag, and his support of Kerry's fighting for war and fighting for peace during Vietnam. More incredible and positive fire from the good soldier.


Quote THIS 


"It's only 'leadership' if someone follows - and no one is following."

- Sen. Joe Biden on George W. Bush at the Democratic Convention


Air America Kicks Portland's Ass! 


From the Portland (OR) Radio Guide - a post by Todd Tolces:
All I know is what I know...sorry I don't have all the numbers, but KPOJ has blown everyone away. Franken #1 25-54 Ed Schultz #1 25-54 (M-F 10-3) Randi Rhodes #1 25-54 (M-F 3-7) Marty Kaplan (7-8p) and Janene Garofolo & Sam Seder #2 25-54 (M-F 8-11). KEX derailed KPOJ from running the table by going #1 25-54 7-12 mid. Overall KPOJ #3 25-54 M-Sun 6a-12mid.

KPOJ's numbers basically bounced from a .2 to a 6.4, blowing away the big FM music stations.
This is kind of vague data, and we'll have something more concrete later today. But these look tremendous, to say the least.

UPDATE 4:30pm PT: Radio and Records has the Mon-Sun ages 12+ ratings (percentage of persons responding to the survey). KPOJ has this one year quarterly trend (since last Spring):
1.0 to 0.9 to 0.9 to 0.4 - and now has a 3.7. Wow. Nice. In three months, KPOJ went from nothing to 1/10th of a percentage point away from the top ten stations in the 24th largest market in America.


Jackson Beck, Forever 92 



I'll shoot you over to Don at Blah3.com for the story on the passing of one of radio's all-time legends. Everyone knows who he is, if not by name.

Thanks for the dedication, Don...


Waaah Waaah Waaah 



Hang on, Mike...we have Sigmund calling in on line two - ya there, Doc?
Michael Reagan bashes brother's stem-cell speech

BOSTON -- Conservative radio host Michael Reagan went on TV to criticize his brother's speech here Tuesday and bitterly complain that Nancy Reagan loves him best.

"He is her favorite," Michael Reagan said on Fox News. "Ron can do no wrong. I mean, basically that's it, Ron can do no wrong."

Ron Reagan's stem cell research speech to the Democrats -- and Nancy Reagan's dis of an invite to the GOP convention -- sent the Republicans into a tizzy.

Michael Reagan led the attacks.

"He is being used by the Democrats," Michael Reagan said. "He is the typical liberal: He hates George Bush."

Michael, Ronald Reagan's adopted son with first wife Jane Wyman, has long competed with Ron Reagan for the affection of Nancy Reagan. In his 1988 book, "On The Outside Looking In," he wrote that the Reagans never loved him.


A Good Seat, Al Franken and a Cup of Dunkin Donuts Coffee 


Page One, Above the Fold 


Well, the L.A. Times is doing its job. This morning's paper features the real reason behind Kerry's vote on the war and subsequent disapproval of it. Whether anyone will read it or not remains to be seen. Bold-faced passages by us:
Why a Conflicted Kerry Voted Yes -- and Later No -- on Iraq

...In early September, Bush announced he would seek congressional approval to "do whatever is necessary to deal with the threat posed by Saddam Hussein's regime." He also took his case to the United Nations, while emphasizing that the U.S. was prepared to act with or without U.N. sanction.

Kerry decried what he described as a rush to war, and expressed skepticism about the administration's commitment to working through the U.N. "We don't want to see this initiative turned into a charade, where it is merely a pro forma step on a road to an already determined decision," he said.

In mid-September, the White House asked Congress for broad, open-ended authority to use force against Iraq if Bush decided it was necessary. Lawmakers of both parties, including Kerry, balked. [...]

Just a week before the Senate vote, Kerry and other lawmakers got their best chance to review intelligence data when the CIA belatedly sent to Congress a detailed assessment of Iraq's weapons programs. The conclusions at the top of the 93-page report were unambiguous.

"We judge that Iraq has continued its weapons of mass destruction programs," the executive summary said.

But the rest of the report was more complicated and nuanced. Sprinkled in its pages were dissents from agencies questioning some of the more sweeping conclusions. For example, the State Department said the evidence that Iraq was reconstituting its nuclear program was "inadequate."

Kerry did not read the report, his aides say, because he had been briefed on its contents by Tenet.

A congressional aide who asked not to be named said Kerry was hardly alone in not reading the full report, which was available for lawmakers to review only in a few secure locations. [...]

Less than two days before the Senate vote Oct. 11, Kerry said his gut told him to vote for the resolution. But his speech on the Senate floor was riddled with reservations and caveats.

Despite the doubts he had expressed about the administration's commitment to diplomacy, Kerry said he would back the resolution on the strength of assurances from Bush and Secretary of State Colin L. Powell that they would not go to war unilaterally or without exhausting diplomatic options.

"Let there be no doubt or confusion," Kerry said. "I will support a multilateral effort to disarm [Hussein] by force, if we ever exhaust those other options as the president has promised. But I will not support a unilateral U.S. war against Iraq unless that threat is imminent and the multilateral effort has not proven possible."

There was nothing in the resolution that guaranteed those conditions would be met. Nonetheless, he was one of 29 Democrats to vote for the resolution, which passed 77 to 23.

In his Senate speech, Kerry had said, "I will be among the first to speak out" if Bush failed to seek international support and go to war as a last resort.
He did - and was labeled a flip-flopper for it by the Repubs and many Dems who never bother to check this backstory. At least now you know the truth.

Unfortunately, later in the story, they tell only half of this episode:
In the fall of 2003, his criticism of Bush's polices led to his vote against the $87-billion bill financing continued operations in Iraq. Only 12 senators voted against the financing measure, and only three — besides Kerry — voted for the war and against the second measure. Among them was Kerry's eventual running mate, John Edwards.

Kerry said he voted against the bill because Bush had gone to war recklessly and without a plan for postwar Iraq. He called it a "principled" vote designed to pressure the administration to change its policies.
What they left out was Kerry's initial support of the bill - because the funding was going to come from money originally earmarked for tax cuts for the wealthy. When it was revealed the funding was going to be tacked on to the deficit (and the tax cuts would still be enacted), Kerry voted against it.

Even clarifications need clarifying these days...


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From the Pen of: Steve Benson 


From the Pen of: Ben Sargent 


What were we saying about the networks marginalizing convention coverage...?



From the Pen of: Pat Oliphant 


Edwards 


I always seem to be occupied when the big speeches happen - the perils of living in L.A.

We watched the replay on C-SPAN of John Edwards' fantastic message of hope. Simply, it's the kind of speech that Bush, Cheney, or Ashcroft would look utterly preposterous delivering. It was the first time, to be absolutely sure, much of the country has heard the "Two Americas" speech, and it definitely advanced the difference between the tone of the DNC and the dark negging-out of the GOP.

The runners have loaded the bases. I'm looking forward to seeing Kerry put it away tomorrow night.


Whoops, Howdy 


Even the Repubs have gotten used to this whole "President Kerry" idea.
Healey's anti-Kerry missive misfires

Whose side is Lieutenant Governor Kerry Healey on, anyway?

The Republican Healey was laying out the party line on-soon-to-be Democratic nominee John Kerry, criticizing his shifting stance on the Iraq war, when whoops, there it was:

"President Kerry has done those things," she said, immediately realizing that she had elected the wrong man. "President Kerry -- oh, my goodness . . . uh, Senator Kerry has done those things, and so I think we know what President Bush stands for, and the American people are so very confused about what Senator Kerry stands for, because he's told us too many sides of the story."

Healey looked clearly nervous after making the misstatement, which occured during an interview on New England Cable News. Healey is attempting to fill the role as GOP attack dog, since Governor Mitt Romney has insisted that he will be a host, not a partisan, during convention week.

Thanks, Mark


Sharpton 


Yeah, I didn't know what to expect from Reverend Al. Now I know.

The button-down white guys who have never set foot into a black church or a gospel service who run the GOP and right-wing radio will interpret it as a lot of yelling by a madman. Or they'll say that they love the guy - in an amusing way, much like a kid loves Mickey Mouse.

But for the rest of us, this was pure unbridled unapologetic passion. If anyone was looking for a seat at the Fleet Center, there were a lot of empty ones. The occupants weren't using 'em. Every one was standing in awe and inspiration.

Poor Bob Graham had to follow that. Now he knows what the comic who follows Robin Williams on spotlight night feels like.


Ladies and Gentlemen - Mike Malloy 



Coming to Air America Radio August 2nd (time slot unknown). Here's his website at AAR. Go get 'em, Mike.

Click the logo for AAR's new website. Ooooo.


Tiny Post 


LAST CALL FOR KERRY-EDWARDS CONTRIBUTIONS! 


Heh Heh Heh Heh... 


For those of you who believe Capitol Hill Blue before you'd believe anything Drudge pulls out of his ass, here's a gift.
Bush Using Drugs to Control Depression, Erratic Behavior
By TERESA HAMPTON
Editor, Capitol Hill Blue

President George W. Bush is taking powerful anti-depressant drugs to control his erratic behavior, depression and paranoia, Capitol Hill Blue has learned.

The prescription drugs, administered by Col. Richard J. Tubb, the White House physician, can impair the President's mental faculties and decrease both his physical capabilities and his ability to respond to a crisis, administration aides admit privately.

"It's a double-edged sword," says one aide. "We can't have him flying off the handle at the slightest provocation but we also need a President who is alert mentally."

Tubb prescribed the anti-depressants after a clearly-upset Bush stormed off stage on July 8, refusing to answer reporters' questions about his relationship with indicted Enron executive Kenneth J. Lay.


hysterical_overparsing.com 


We're talking about the GOP War Room, which is shooting nothing but blanks - mostly at Michael Moore. It's laughably pathetic.


Flash: Rev. Moon Also Bought the AP? 


Via Blah3...

So, former presidential hopefuls at the convention are "losers"?
And unity among the ex-candidates is now a "loser's chorus"?

This just ranks among the worst kind of news reporting we've ever seen. What's gotten into the AP lately?
Losers fall in line behind party's choice
By WALTER R. MEARS
AP SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT


Loser by loser, the candidates who wanted to be where John Kerry is now paraded across the stage for the last rites of defeat.

Brief rites - six or seven minutes to speak at the Democratic National Convention, and to call for party unity behind the man who beat them all for the presidential nomination. [...]

Four years ago, Sen. John McCain was the defeated rival who pledged fealty to the campaign of George W. Bush at the Republican convention, and Bill Bradley played that role as the Democrats nominated Al Gore. Their acts were solos. Now it is a losers' chorus.

And when it ends, the record will show Kerry the nominee by acclamation.
Apparently, the democratic process just produces losers and is rendered irrelevant by the likes of Walter Mears.

I gotta shower.


Buh-Bye 


Don't let the door hit you in the...well, that would be your entire being, wouldn't it...
USA Today Drops Ann Coulter

USA Today has dropped plans to have conservative author Ann Coulter write a daily column from the Democratic convention. The newspaper dropped Coulter in a dispute over the first column she had written about the Democrats.

"It was just differences over editing of a fairly ordinary kind," USA Today Editorial Page Editor Brian Gallagher told Editor & Publisher. "We had some different conceptions of what the column should be, we tried to work them out and when we couldn't, we decided the best course of action was for us to go our own ways."

Jonah Goldberg, a conservative who writes for the National Review, will replace Coulter.
So much for your claim about representing mainstream America, Olive.

Hoffmania Posts for Tuesday, July 27

Meanwhile, in our 51st State, Bushylvania... 


The carnage continues...
Car Bomb Explodes North of Baghdad; 13 Reported Dead

A car bomb exploded on Wednesday outside a police station in the restive town of Baquba, just north of Baghdad, killing at least 13 people and wounding scores, witnesses and a doctor said.

Ahmed Fouad, a doctor at a Baquba hospital, 40 miles north of the capital, said at least 13 people were killed in the explosion, but the full picture was not yet clear.

Hospital officials said as many as 80 people may have been wounded in the blast, which went off almost directly outside the police station at mid-morning, when the streets would have been crowded. The police station is in the center of town.
UPDATE:
The death toll in an Iraq suicide bombing has risen to 68 people.The blast outside a police station in Baquoba left another 40 injured. Most of the casualties appear to be Iraqi civilians. It's the deadliest bombing in Iraq since the US transferred power to an interim government.


Okay...One More 


Doesn't the Fox News booth at the convention remind you of the oafish neighbor who puts up the biggest gaudiest loudest Christmas decorations on the trailer in front of his house in the middle of October? If the lights dim at Fleet Center, you know who to blame.


MSNBC Night Two 


Aagh. Someone got to Joe Scarborough, and he's back to his strident old puffed-up self tonight. Too bad.

Whoa...no sooner do I write this than Katrina Vanden Heuvel of the Nation turned a conversation about celebs calling Bush a thug and murderer (and wingnuts accusing Clinton of murder) right back in Scarborough's face! Joe momentarily turned white and REAL defensive. TiVo time...lemme try to transcribe this.
SCARBOROUGH: George W. Bush was called a killer, a thug - on stage.

REAGAN: So was Hillary.

VANDEN HEUVEL: So was Bill Clinton by high-level governmental Republicans.

SCARBOROUGH: Hold on a second, there's a big difference. No, you said so was Bill Clinton.

VANDEN HEUVEL: There was a big difference.

SCARBOROUGH: The difference was that Bob Dole didn't come up on the stage...

VANDEN HEUVEL: It was by people like you.

SCARBOROUGH: You know what? That's offensive that you would say that and I'll tell you why that's offensive.

REAGAN: What did you say? I didn't hear it.

VANDEN HEUVEL: I said people like you...

SCARBOROUGH: She said it was people like me.

VANDEN HEUVEL: ...not you. Congressmen.
That was a little tense.

So then they have Mathew Gross and Karl Frisch representing the bloggers at the convention. Gross I've heard of, but "Carl with a K" Frisch's last post was Saturday, explaining that he won his way into the convention by raising bucks for the DCCC. Guess he just forgot his notebook.

UPDATE: Ah. Apparently Frisch and panelist Trippi are pals. I thought WE were buds, Joe...sending me the free book and all. *sigh*

Holy crap, I'm growing whiskers and claws here. I better lick my fur and hit the sack.


UPDATE: Ha! Karl responds! Check the comments. And thanks for being a great sport, Karl - which is something I always say to feebly absolve the fact that I was terribly rude to someone.


Teresa Heinz Kerry 


Missed it live - watching her now on C-SPAN's replay-a-thon. Man, how refreshing is it to see a First Lady-to-be in public without a painted-on pumpkin-pie-fed smile - but instead with conviction, thought and strength. It's now obvious what John sees in her...and it ain't the money, honey.


Speech Videos 


See them here at the C-SPAN site. Reagan and Dean are posted, and Obama should be up there any second.

Don't read 'em. Watch 'em. And see the replays on C-SPAN later.

GEEK ALERT
By the way, I went crazy trying to find out how to launch RealPlayer from Netscape or Firefox. After Googling my ass off, I finally found the solution myself. So if you're having trouble launching anything with the RSTP protocol in Windows, do this:
Launch RealPlayer from the Start button
Click Tools
Click Preferences
Click Content/Media Types
Click Advanced
Scroll down to Other Media
Check the box next to "Real-Time Streaming Protocol"
OK your way back to homebase and you're ready.


Ilana Wexler 


Barack Obama's watching this somewhere saying, "Dammmnnn..."

If you missed it, Ilana's the Kids for Kerry kid who said that Cheney should get a time-out for what he said to Sen. Patrick Leahy. The best part was the crowd chanting "Time Out" after her speech. Lovin' it.


We're Watching a Star in the Making 


Like many, this is my first time seeing and hearing Barack Obama, the three-time (in this year alone) uncontested US Senate candidate from Illinois.

He is blowing the roof off the Fleet Center. Bill Clinton's watching this somewhere saying, "Dammmnnn..."

7:00pm PT: That was one of the most upbeat, positive, optimistic things I have ever seen in politics. The GOP War Room has got to be beside themselves tonight. Obama was nothing short of electrifying. This guy has a blindingly bright career ahead of him.

Bravo. Bravo.

NOTE: C-SPAN is not only doing a sensational job in its no-blink coverage, but their website is doing a sensational job in posting the speeches in streaming video. NOT easy. We'll let you know as soon as they post the Obama speech.



you have the power 


Yeah, he was pretty subdued. Howard Dean sure got an incredible reception by the crowd, and his speech was short and low-key, compared to what we're used to from him. But again, this isn't his party - it's Kerry's. But man, how effective would it have been, under the low-key directive, if Dean just looked into the camera and solemnly said, "I've said this repeatedly on the campaign trail. Now I say it one last time. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise. YOU. HAVE. THE POWER."

YEAAAGGHHHH! Okay. No YEAAAGGHHHH. Goodnight, Howard. You done good. Bring on Barack.


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I just got into a heated discussion with an acquaintance who engaged me into a political discussion. We were innocently talking about the convention in general when she said she's sick of the convention and she still doesn't know anything about Kerry. I asked if she actually paid attention to the convention or the talking heads. Her reply was that she only knows that Kerry has flip-flopped.

That's all I needed to hear, and the roaring fest was on. "You got THAT from the convention?" "No, I got that from the news."

I swear to God, I was talking to Karl Rove's fax machine. I mean she was just barfing out every cliche talking point imagined.

"At least Bush and Cheney are decisive."
(Yes, but being decisive and being stupid is a horrible combination.)

"What would a Democrat have done in response to 9/11?"
(We sure as hell would have gone after the guy who did it.)

"All you liberals wanted to do 20 years ago was cut funding to the FBI and CIA."
(And all Cheney wanted to do until 9/11 was to slash the military.)

And the coup de grace:

"Why should we attack Afghanistan? What's in Afghanistan?"

That's kinda where I ended the conversation by laughing/screaming, "OSAMA BIN FREAKING LADEN! You mean it was good to attack Iraq because they HAD STUFF?"

"Yes!"

"..."

My jaw is still dropped. I had to drag it behind me to get to the computer. Please tell me this is not a majority. PLEASE. Because my jaw's killing me.


On Behalf of Those in Iron Lungs, Thanks! 


More major lameness from the desperate GOP:
Republicans have distributed a photo of Democratic candidate John Kerry wearing a head-to-toe protective suit in comparison to a famously unflattering photograph of Michael Dukakis in a tank that helped sink his presidential bid in 1988.

Late-night comedians made fun of the picture and President George W. Bush's re-election campaign e-mailed it under the caption "Earth to Kerry." "Bubble Boy," read the headline on the front page of the Boston Herald, a newspaper that has not been a supporter of Kerry.
Oh, jeeze. Do we really have to do this? Fine.



Still wanna spread pictures? Here you go.


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